I loved your post, thanks! I like your sense of humour and you are right, it is all so true. I couldn't pick a favorite.
So here's a joke I heard recently.
The worst air disaster in Canadian history occurred today on a hill overlooking St. John's Newfoundland. (Newfoundland is famous for poking fun at itself). A two seater Cessna lost power and crashed into a graveyard, killing all passengers. So far emergency workers have found 480 bodies and expect the toll to go higher as digging continues through the night.