lol....another dirty HO check out her last post...lol
I have done sensual cyber shows for athelets musicians and politicians ..silkclit4u at yhoo com and I will take you into cyber exctasy..
My God...lets all vote...should she not go to a service thats into a prostituton ring...lol. What a minute I forgot she is...lol....Good luck Clit I would however like if you share all the names of your new clients from this service so all us classy ladies can avoid them like a plaque. One other thing love with all this new wealth you expect to gain care to invest some in classes for basic English...or should I say Spelling....lmao as exctasy is spelled ecstasy...lol
Okay....I feel compelled to vent...lol about this site. When you or I attempt to respond to anyone on this forum we at times have to correct or mother tongue as the service finds it offensive such as bo0bs arse ect when typing....yet they approve profile names such as silkclit4u...lmfao...and the other one eleveninchcock...lol..he actually mailed me and his profile pic is 11 inches...lol
maayan write: This is really a delicate matter Sharp. I'm supposed to accept or reject yours and Bonnie's matchmaking proposal of me with Mr. wwwww? Then make my bid ? like how much am I getting out of this transaction? I don't mind a lear jet or two!!! Come on Mr wwwww just say yes, I'll even let you continue with the geisha project, the jets and anything paid for are yours too. I'll do anything for world PEACE. ROF. Me, ooh I just want to go back under the table to attend some unfinished business LOL
p/s Mr wwwww I do have your profile in my favorite box, so it is not like I don't have any affection for you..
p/s 2 - All said: Mr wwwww and my dear Ms Bonnie; from my side of the globe? you two do sound like old married couple. I cannot imagine one without the other. IMHO ? ROFL (back to under the table).
p/s 3 - sorry for the delay, didn't know you guys looking for here over here.
You are right Maayan. It is a delicate matter. Do you like dancing? 5w's says he loves it, just not ballroom. I'll he's a really good dancer considering he just added strip dancer to his romantic resume! lol That might bother some people, would it bother you? But he's very intelligent, with a great sense of humour. That should outweigh past misjudgements. lol
But Maayan...you must make him come to you! Play a little hard to get! lol Make him work for you! lol
wwwww123 write: Sharp:What that song with the dueling fiddles? ______________________________________ I don't remember the name. It was about playing against the Devil, right? Good song.
Dancing? You should see me on the male strip show stage. lol Well, maybe you should see some tapes of when I was 40. lol
I do like to dance to music with a good beat. Not ballroom.
Yes it was about the devil...I love that one. Hahaha! Eeeee....40 male strip dancer...did you say you have tapes of this? lol Hey Bonnie, and Maayan...what do you think? Want to watch them? lol We could rate them for him. lol
Here is your assignment. Bring Bonnie to your place. Take away her PC, pens, paper, phone, etc, and the world should be a more peaceful place. She is the one that started Mao on his long walk. Don't let her loose again.
I am sorry Sharp and Bonnie are trying to get rid of me at your expense. How can I apologize for their terrible actions?
and, I am just wwwww, I don't know who the Mr. person is. Informal is best.
wwwww123 write: Sharp: You're too tough...would never make good hamburger. ----- It has occurred to me that we should ask you too 5w's, but not sure you know what's best for you! lol ____________________________________
I guess it pays to be old and tough after all. Saved me from hanburger at least.
Don't ask me anything about women. I have a zero batting average. I would have done better throwing darts at a board full of names.
And bonnie, if you can't dance to it, its not music. lol
Now don't be feeling any self-pity there 5w's...you're only 62. Just think if you live into your 90's, well you're still middle aged! Not old at all! :-)
I'd love to see you dancing or jigging to a fiddle 5w's! :-) What that song with the dueling fiddles?
AK...AZ...a little slip up! lol I'm Cdn, I'm allowed! Well thanks 5w's for all the great information. See if we hadn't been trying to sell you off, you'd never have been inspired to share that with us. You're too tough...would never make good hamburger. Campbell & Dolly Parton...I still like Bonnie's idea of the Opera singer. Where is Maayan, because we should probably give her first dibbs prior to the Opera singer. lol It has occurred to me that we should ask you too 5w's, but not sure you know what's best for you! lol
wwwww123 write: I want to think you ladies for making me feel like a old bull at a sale barn that no one wants. Not even to make hamburger out of. Next you will be offering each other money to take me away.
hmmm..an Arkansa old bull we could sell for hamburger or better still stud-breeding..Sharp we have a deal going there..if we can't match him to Maayan or Bulgarian opera singer.
Arkansa hopefully has some sort of opera theatre...and www..start listening to Puccini's Madam Butterfly..just get your ears in tune with arias instead of Glen Campbell or Dolly Parton..after a while u might like it..
I want to think you ladies for making me feel like a old bull at a sale barn that no one wants. Not even to make hamburger out of. Next you will be offering each other money to take me away.
Sharp, I am in Arkansas (AR), not Arizona (AZ). I am in God's country, beautiful here.
We play all types of music here in Arkansas. Rock, country, folk, etc. In fact the guy that won 3ed place on the Nashville contest recently lives 25 miles away. He gave a concert last night. He has a Buddy Holly/Elvis style. Quite good and entertaining.
They also have a folk music center in north Arkansas, hold a national fiddle contest there quite often. That is a real show.
I guess we have everything here, lots of musicians. Glen Cambell was raised about 40 miles away, and his whole family are musicians and play at Brandon, MO a lot. Brandon is the live music center of the south I guess. Many artist have their own theater. Worth visiting.
I hear you all. With me what you see is what you get. I am so tired of playing little petty dating games. I actually am looking for something serious. I wish that people would take the time to read my profile :oP Some of the messages I have been getting are... A little on the explicit side. On the other hand there are a few men that seem really sweet and genuine. I've been on here less than a week. Hopefully with this new method of meeting someone, I will be sucessful. *crosses fingers*
I've been on MM for about seven months, I think. I forget. lol But I like it here, especially on the Forum because it's the best way to let people know more about you through your opinions, ideas, sense of humour and reaction to hostility. Sometimes there's that. And being on an online dating site for many months before finding someone doesn't mean you haven't met many others already! But like a company romance, it takes a while to meet a guy you like, then you have to talk a bit and see if he likes you. Then it takes a while to get comfortable with one; sometimes you click, sometimes you don't. But ... just start over and try the next man who catches your eye! And there's a lot to catch the eye, in MM!!! That's one of it's advantages! It has some of the best eye candy, (male AND female) of ALL the sites!
Note: many men who NEVER write in the forums still read them. Before long, if you get posting regularly, you'll start receiving emails from MM's finest and it's little hearts flying all over in no time!!!
Good luck. Don't measure your success by winks or emails. The serious men are the silent, watching ones. lol
Haha... I have noticed that. Most of the men that message me I have not seen post in/on the forums. :o)
Bonnie88 write: Bonnie exactly why you'd make an excellent candidate for him...you'd be sooo great at bossing him around with your strong character! We all know deep down he loves it, needs it, probably craves it! lol I mean the bossing around part! lol
Sharp , hold your horses, I think you are a bit squint - eyed here..it is Maayan who is the prime candidate for 5W..we will kill each other v. soon , need to get insurance for heart failure from overdose of macho bullying from USA and mismatching from Canada...phew!!!
I have a lovely 70 year old grand dame in mind for 5W if Maayan rejects him lol..Bulgaria's star opera singer and rock chick..fabulous beauty...but he better get use to hearing romantic opera arias belted in full volume..lol
LMAO Bonnie!!! I think you're right about Maayan...you & I are out completely! lol But if Maayan does reject him...then maybe the Bulgaria's star opera singer. He loves beauty. But the romantic opera arias is something he might have to work at getting used to. He's from Arizona you know. Probably big into country there...Reba, Shanaia Twain...lol