THE ORIGINAL & LARGEST MILLIONAIRE DATING SINCE 2001

JOKES about money Humor

  • View author's info Posted on Jun 20, 2012 at 01:36 AM



    Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? 
    Sure. Here you are. 
    Thanks - but half the pages are missing. 
    What's the matter? Isn't half a million enough for you?


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    Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. 
    "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
    "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. 
    "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. 
    "Getting here cost me my last scent."



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    I hate paying my income tax.
    You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? 
    I'd like to but they insist on money!