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Posted on Fri, Jul 07, 2017 03:30 PM

Last year I spent time in Ghana, West Africa in a tiny village. In Ghana, women are taught to serve their men, cook and clean for them and be available for them. Well, there was this one young single woman who women hated, but men ADORED. We all lived in a compound which is a row of rooms with each room having it's own door. We all shared a toilet in the outhouse, outside. I love Ghana! I go three times per year. Well, this sister lived in the last room, close to the fence, which was the entrance and exit into or outside the compound. Let's call the young woman, Dreama.

Dreama did NOT cook, clean or work. Neither did she go to school. She only had an elementary school education. She dolled herself up, kept her body slim & unlike the rest of the women, refused to eat fufu or yam, or large bowls of rice, which are all high in starch. She only ate small portions of meat, a little rice and a lot of fruit and water. The ladies in our compound made fun of her because she was not eating the traditional Ghanaian way... lots of fufu (made from yams) & stew with meat. She ate her few selections in small portions.

She also did not go out to work, did not go to the well to draw water with the other women, nor sell in the market like all the other ladies. Neither would she practice how to cook or sew so that she could learn to be a good little wife. This sistah, Dreama, who refused to act like a "lady" would have men lining up at her door WAITING for their chance to get a peak at her and enter her bedchambers... every single day! How could this be, when men are taught to seek out a good little church-grown, girl who practiced all her life how to become a wife?

On paydays, these men brought gifts, food AND money to her door, as they stood in line! These men worked in the gold mines, mining gold for Asian and Caucasian employers for less than 2 Ghana cedis (which is only 50 cents USD) per day! Dreama charged 50 Ghana cedis ($12.50 US) just to enter her bedchambers!!! In Ghana, that is a LOT of money, because that meant men had to save money for weeks, just to get their Dreama fix!

Men GLADLY gave her money every pay day! Mind you, she did NOT cook, clean or serve them. She only "entertained" them. She barely spoke to them when she saw them walking outside when everyone else was shooting the breeze! Women were blown away by how bold she was to basically say, "F*ck tradition, Imma get mines" even though other women considered her a "disappointment" or a "loose woman." 

One AFTERNOON, a man came to call on her. He stood by the fence and called her on the telephone, because he dare NOT knock on her door to arouse her from her sleep. That was a NO-NO! We all knew she had a man inside her room. Groggy and barely aroused, she came to her door with her phone in her hand and with her "boyfriend" who had spent the night, standing behind her. She looked at him, dead in his eyes, while talking to him on the telephone and YELLED at him for coming early and interrupting her, because as we all could see, she was "BUSY."

He begged her to forgive him, gave her his 50 Ghana cedis ($12.50) and stood by the fence and WAITED for her to go back into the house, finish whatever she was doing with the other fella and then when it was his turn, happily and excitedly trotted and damn near did a gig (danced) right on into her tiny room. Meanwhile the other "Joe" who had been in her room over night, greeted the new guest with a smile, nodded at him and happily departed. I thought I was living in the twilight zone.

A few hours later, other "guests" lined up by her door and waited for their "turn" to taste Dreama's nectar. I was FLOORED!  While most women were crying and running to churches to give pastors money to pray for them or to the nearby village to give priestesses chickens to sacrifice on their behalfs so that the gods could give them a husband, Dreama was being a real B*TCH about hers and demanding that men pay for her time and attention and dare not lift one damn finger to cook, clean, work or serve.

She didn't care less that women were crying over her or trying to shame her for her "deviish" ways! She held her head high every day, and had a line full of men at her door every night! I had never seen anything like that in my entire life. That's when I decided that nice girls finish last, but hoes stay winning! D*mn!

Village Dreama was showing me that B*tches is what men really wanted, no matter what everybody else claims. I.could.not.believe.it. I stayed in the village for 3 months. At the end of 3 months, the women had complained because their husbands and boyfriends had given Dreama so much money, that they could barely meet their household needs. After much turmoil, the woman who owned the compound forced Dreama to move out of her room, so as to stop making the wives feel badly. I was worried about my new "friend," but Dreama did not care. She had tons of money saved, unlike the good little house wives and took it with her to move to a nearby town and started her own business. Da f*ck?! Women aren't supposed to be self-sufficient! How'd she manage that?

Dreama was all smiles as she packed her belongings, waved goodbye to us bewildered by-standers and left the compound, practically skipping. And.....She took her pride, her money and a roster full of the village ladies' husbands right along with her! She left us all standing, looking like O.o.... D*mn, Dreama! #HoesStayWinning #MenLoveB*tches



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Posted on Thu, Jul 20, 2017 04:13 PM

Quoting HerRoyalMajesty:

Last year I spent time in Ghana, West Africa in a tiny village. In Ghana, women are taught to serve their men, cook and clean for them and be available for them. Well, there was this one young single woman who women hated, but men ADORED. We all lived in a compound which is a row of rooms with each room having it's own door. We all shared a toilet in the outhouse, outside. I love Ghana! I go three times per year. Well, this sister lived in the last room, close to the fence, which was the entrance and exit into or outside the compound. Let's call the young woman, Dreama.

Dreama did NOT cook, clean or work. Neither did she go to school. She only had an elementary school education. She dolled herself up, kept her body slim & unlike the rest of the women, refused to eat fufu or yam, or large bowls of rice, which are all high in starch. She only ate small portions of meat, a little rice and a lot of fruit and water. The ladies in our compound made fun of her because she was not eating the traditional Ghanaian way... lots of fufu (made from yams) & stew with meat. She ate her few selections in small portions.

She also did not go out to work, did not go to the well to draw water with the other women, nor sell in the market like all the other ladies. Neither would she practice how to cook or sew so that she could learn to be a good little wife. This sistah, Dreama, who refused to act like a "lady" would have men lining up at her door WAITING for their chance to get a peak at her and enter her bedchambers... every single day! How could this be, when men are taught to seek out a good little church-grown, girl who practiced all her life how to become a wife?

On paydays, these men brought gifts, food AND money to her door, as they stood in line! These men worked in the gold mines, mining gold for Asian and Caucasian employers for less than 2 Ghana cedis (which is only 50 cents USD) per day! Dreama charged 50 Ghana cedis ($12.50 US) just to enter her bedchambers!!! In Ghana, that is a LOT of money, because that meant men had to save money for weeks, just to get their Dreama fix!

Men GLADLY gave her money every pay day! Mind you, she did NOT cook, clean or serve them. She only "entertained" them. She barely spoke to them when she saw them walking outside when everyone else was shooting the breeze! Women were blown away by how bold she was to basically say, "F*ck tradition, Imma get mines" even though other women considered her a "disappointment" or a "loose woman." 

One AFTERNOON, a man came to call on her. He stood by the fence and called her on the telephone, because he dare NOT knock on her door to arouse her from her sleep. That was a NO-NO! We all knew she had a man inside her room. Groggy and barely aroused, she came to her door with her phone in her hand and with her "boyfriend" who had spent the night, standing behind her. She looked at him, dead in his eyes, while talking to him on the telephone and YELLED at him for coming early and interrupting her, because as we all could see, she was "BUSY."

He begged her to forgive him, gave her his 50 Ghana cedis ($12.50) and stood by the fence and WAITED for her to go back into the house, finish whatever she was doing with the other fella and then when it was his turn, happily and excitedly trotted and damn near did a gig (danced) right on into her tiny room. Meanwhile the other "Joe" who had been in her room over night, greeted the new guest with a smile, nodded at him and happily departed. I thought I was living in the twilight zone.

A few hours later, other "guests" lined up by her door and waited for their "turn" to taste Dreama's nectar. I was FLOORED!  While most women were crying and running to churches to give pastors money to pray for them or to the nearby village to give priestesses chickens to sacrifice on their behalfs so that the gods could give them a husband, Dreama was being a real B*TCH about hers and demanding that men pay for her time and attention and dare not lift one damn finger to cook, clean, work or serve.

She didn't care less that women were crying over her or trying to shame her for her "deviish" ways! She held her head high every day, and had a line full of men at her door every night! I had never seen anything like that in my entire life. That's when I decided that nice girls finish last, but hoes stay winning! D*mn!

Village Dreama was showing me that B*tches is what men really wanted, no matter what everybody else claims. I.could.not.believe.it. I stayed in the village for 3 months. At the end of 3 months, the women had complained because their husbands and boyfriends had given Dreama so much money, that they could barely meet their household needs. After much turmoil, the woman who owned the compound forced Dreama to move out of her room, so as to stop making the wives feel badly. I was worried about my new "friend," but Dreama did not care. She had tons of money saved, unlike the good little house wives and took it with her to move to a nearby town and started her own business. Da f*ck?! Women aren't supposed to be self-sufficient! How'd she manage that?

Dreama was all smiles as she packed her belongings, waved goodbye to us bewildered by-standers and left the compound, practically skipping. And.....She took her pride, her money and a roster full of the village ladies' husbands right along with her! She left us all standing, looking like O.o.... D*mn, Dreama! #HoesStayWinning #MenLoveB*tches



Hoes be hoes and bitches be bitches but... Are all hoes bitches and are all bitches hoes?



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Posted on Thu, Jul 20, 2017 04:09 PM

Quoting book_promotion:

The Game of Life
A person never know, or knew what type of cards, they was gone be dealt, & who they was gone be surrounded by. Neither does a person know what state, they gone start they life in, or what type of situation, they gone be put in the middle of. My tenth magnificent birthday was on August third 1991, I fount myself eating a ketchup sandwich, feeling poor, & lonely inside my Auntie Barbara Diane’s house. When all of the sudden, I looked at the clock on the wall, I saw two roaches crawling inside it, & the arrows inside the clock was pointing at the number ten, & six symbolizing ten-thirty in the morning. I walked in the nice sized bathroom, to the door that lead up to the attic, & I was sitting in the attic in front of the window with a bird’s eye view of the front of the house. Simultaneously I was being entertained by the sounds of baby pigeons crying for food, they were living in a nest inside the roof of the house. A piece of my unpublished book


Is the book about whores and bitches?  I hope it's a comedy, I could use a good laugh.  

You might have  been one of a privileged few.  Considering how many pigeons there are in the world, very few people have ever seen a baby pigeon.

 

Your editor has her work cut out for her.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 20, 2017 07:06 AM

Quoting funtimes0007:

lol @ Zicke..Very funny.

 

Zicke f (genitive Zicke, plural Zicken, diminutive Zicklein n ). she-goat, nanny goat; a touchy, fractious or difficult person (usually, but not necessarily, female)



 

@FUNTIMES0007 , 

 

Don't forget Trouble Maker as 1 of the Definition..

The real meaning of GOAT in German is " ZIEGE " ..yes the 

association was also mentioned..

 

The word ZICKE is the common language used by the younger generations ..both sexes but referring to the male they Call them a**hole ..



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Posted on Wed, Jul 19, 2017 10:08 PM

What's funny?



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Posted on Wed, Jul 19, 2017 03:26 PM

Quoting Maryclaire2000:

 

Sorry HerRoyalMajesty ..I agree with RMAC and FUNTIMES after confirming with the Definition of BITCH ...Google didn't 

give me the Definition in English so I converted the word to the 

German word " ZICKE " ..Look for it and you will see that only 

Negative meanings are given as well as I know a lot of them ..in other words Bitches are quite difficult women ..I think their  Ego are high ..but I don't want to judge them as bad ..

 


lol @ Zicke..Very funny.

 

Zicke f (genitive Zicke, plural Zicken, diminutive Zicklein n ). she-goat, nanny goat; a touchy, fractious or difficult person (usually, but not necessarily, female)



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Posted on Wed, Jul 19, 2017 02:02 PM

The Game of Life
A person never know, or knew what type of cards, they was gone be dealt, & who they was gone be surrounded by. Neither does a person know what state, they gone start they life in, or what type of situation, they gone be put in the middle of. My tenth magnificent birthday was on August third 1991, I fount myself eating a ketchup sandwich, feeling poor, & lonely inside my Auntie Barbara Diane’s house. When all of the sudden, I looked at the clock on the wall, I saw two roaches crawling inside it, & the arrows inside the clock was pointing at the number ten, & six symbolizing ten-thirty in the morning. I walked in the nice sized bathroom, to the door that lead up to the attic, & I was sitting in the attic in front of the window with a bird’s eye view of the front of the house. Simultaneously I was being entertained by the sounds of baby pigeons crying for food, they were living in a nest inside the roof of the house. A piece of my unpublished book


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Posted on Tue, Jul 18, 2017 02:44 AM

Quoting HerRoyalMajesty:

Hmm, I hear you! I suppose it depends on how one defines "Bitch." Did you know that there is a best selling book out called, "Why Men Marry Bitches"?

 

Sorry HerRoyalMajesty ..I agree with RMAC and FUNTIMES after confirming with the Definition of BITCH ...Google didn't 

give me the Definition in English so I converted the word to the 

German word " ZICKE " ..Look for it and you will see that only 

Negative meanings are given as well as I know a lot of them ..in other words Bitches are quite difficult women ..I think their  Ego are high ..but I don't want to judge them as bad ..

 



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Posted on Mon, Jul 17, 2017 04:49 PM

BITCH is not necessarily a bad thing.... Bill's in trouble, call Hillary!

 

The problem with marrying a nymphomaniac is that shortly after the wedding the nympho leaves and all that's left is the maniac.  Just ask anyone who's been married more than  once.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 17, 2017 09:37 AM

Men don't love bitches.

If I can be bold enough to say the following. In x part of the United States, the women are taught to be a lady while out in public and be a nympho inside the bedroom for the man they love. :)

Such lucky man never visits Dreamas quarters, however, it's in men's nature that from time to time, they taste the appetizers outside, but as one wise old southern lady said to me very politely, "who cares about the appetizers? as long as he is eating dinner at home it's all good" :)



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Posted on Sat, Jul 15, 2017 02:02 AM

Hmm, I hear you! I suppose it depends on how one defines "Bitch." Did you know that there is a best selling book out called, "Why Men Marry Bitches"?


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Posted on Fri, Jul 14, 2017 07:36 PM

Some men love bitches.



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Posted on Fri, Jul 14, 2017 06:52 PM

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! Thank you for reading and commenting! :)



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Posted on Mon, Jul 10, 2017 09:10 AM

i laughed soo hard,thanks for sharing


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