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Posted on Aug 29, 2016 at 12:12 AM

All my hopes and dreams fell apart this year when someone on MM site told me that there is no Santa Claus :( therefore we as the members of MM site will be sending all our adult Christmas wishes to you this year.

 

Following is my official letter. I am requesting all active bloggers to please submit your letters as soon as possible as the Christmas is approaching really fast.

 

Merci

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Dear MM Counselor,

 

P.O Box 001

Toronto, Ontario Canada

 

All I want this year for Christmas is a really hot girlfriend. She must be at least 5' 4" tall but as I have never dated a taller woman before I am willing to settle for a 6ft+ one as well.

 

Please, no fake boobs. Do you have any idea what it's like to feel silicon under the skin? Think of rice Krispies bag left open under the sun during a hot summer day. Yikes

 

Furthermore, she must be witty, charming, rich, owns a boat, owns a home, huge sum of money in her 401k from her last divorce settlement, can iron shirts, has a hefty life insurance policy, knows how to stitch a button, can make fresh bread, must be able to carry and can balance a can on her head to bring fresh water from my well each day and lastly her parents must live beyond 100 mile radius from her house. Yes, I am planning to move in....Tah Dah!

 

You are welcome to come down through the high-speed internet connection in my house for the fastest delivery. The cable modem sits next to the chimney. I will leave a glass of whiskey and some cheese for you.

 

Sincerely,

 

The one and only funtimes0007


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Posted on Nov 30, 2016 at 12:09 AM

Thankyou MM support!!!!

 

My Blog disappeared 2 days ago and MM support found it and restored it.

 

I wonder if anyone from MM support would submit their wish list?? That would be a lot of fun :)))))

 

I can draft a version for them..what do you all say?


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Posted on Nov 11, 2016 at 10:33 PM

Quoting rmac22:

Yes, it is a bit like falling out of a tall tree and wishing you would hurry up and get to the ground so you would know how badly you were hurt.  

 

 

Unlike this election, that would only seem like it took forever.   


Well the apple has finally fallen. The question is how far from the hungry?

 

As long it reaches the right recipients I am all good.


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Posted on Nov 06, 2016 at 06:21 PM

Quoting funtimes0007:

Jutta now you know why I always kept a house in Toronto. You and others are all welcome to cross the border in my Canoe. I can't wait for these elections to be over. 

 

Please keep me posted on my robotic companion development efforts. Will I be able to control her with my iPhone?



Yes, it is a bit like falling out of a tall tree and wishing you would hurry up and get to the ground so you would know how badly you were hurt.  

 

 

Unlike this election, that would only seem like it took forever.   


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Posted on Nov 04, 2016 at 01:43 AM

Our MM counselor needs some new wishes. Please kindly submit yours as the Christmas is approaching really fast.


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Posted on Oct 21, 2016 at 03:30 PM

Quoting rmac22:

restraining orders ?   


lol - I was just kidding :)


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Posted on Oct 20, 2016 at 07:51 AM

Quoting funtimes0007:

Looks like MM Counselor is a bit busy hunting down the scammers.

 

I hope all your wishes come through.

 

Thanks for keeping me in your prayers. I can't wait for the restraining orders to expire soon so I can go fishing again. Sigh



restraining orders ?   


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Posted on Oct 20, 2016 at 01:46 AM

Quoting MMCounselor:

Hi Mac.

Sorry in the delayed response but I have been very busy blasting scammers and sex ads off the site.  Still don't have the super cape to blast all the selfies off the blogs yet but I am working on it!!!

 

As far as finding a woman for Funtimes......I am building a robot in the basement.....still tweeking the personality feature.

 

Politics?????   God help us all.......don't know how we are going to get out of this one.  Only a miracle will save America!!

 

I am working on all of your wishes (the list is very long).   Still need to go through the "naughty and nice" list before I forward it to the "BIG MAN".

 

I am enjoying the beautiful fall colors of Ohio.  I hope you are all happy and healthy and enjoying the season.  :)


Jutta now you know why I always kept a house in Toronto. You and others are all welcome to cross the border in my Canoe. I can't wait for these elections to be over. 

 

Please keep me posted on my robotic companion development efforts. Will I be able to control her with my iPhone?


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Posted on Oct 18, 2016 at 05:20 PM

Quoting rmac22:

Dear MM Counselor,

 

I really don’t want much this Christmas.  A few political miracles.  The best person being elected president.  A congress that knows how to work across the aisle with diplomacy, courtesy, good will, and being actually capable of accomplishing something instead of making sure that the opposite party accomplishes nothing.  Peace on earth.  You know, simple stuff. 

 

Now for the hard stuff.  A suitable lady for Funtimes.  I know that is a lot to ask.  The only person that might be harder would be me. 

 

 

If you could arrange for all the pretty MM ladies to move to my neighborhood, I could probably take care of myself.  If I cannot, I’ll be happy ever after trying. 



Hi Mac.

Sorry in the delayed response but I have been very busy blasting scammers and sex ads off the site.  Still don't have the super cape to blast all the selfies off the blogs yet but I am working on it!!!

 

As far as finding a woman for Funtimes......I am building a robot in the basement.....still tweeking the personality feature.

 

Politics?????   God help us all.......don't know how we are going to get out of this one.  Only a miracle will save America!!

 

I am working on all of your wishes (the list is very long).   Still need to go through the "naughty and nice" list before I forward it to the "BIG MAN".

 

I am enjoying the beautiful fall colors of Ohio.  I hope you are all happy and healthy and enjoying the season.  :)


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Posted on Oct 18, 2016 at 01:13 AM

Quoting rmac22:

Dear MM Counselor,

 

I really don’t want much this Christmas.  A few political miracles.  The best person being elected president.  A congress that knows how to work across the aisle with diplomacy, courtesy, good will, and being actually capable of accomplishing something instead of making sure that the opposite party accomplishes nothing.  Peace on earth.  You know, simple stuff. 

 

Now for the hard stuff.  A suitable lady for Funtimes.  I know that is a lot to ask.  The only person that might be harder would be me. 

 

 

If you could arrange for all the pretty MM ladies to move to my neighborhood, I could probably take care of myself.  If I cannot, I’ll be happy ever after trying. 



Looks like MM Counselor is a bit busy hunting down the scammers.

 

I hope all your wishes come through.

 

Thanks for keeping me in your prayers. I can't wait for the restraining orders to expire soon so I can go fishing again. Sigh


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Posted on Oct 15, 2016 at 01:58 PM

Dear MM Counselor,

 

I really don’t want much this Christmas.  A few political miracles.  The best person being elected president.  A congress that knows how to work across the aisle with diplomacy, courtesy, good will, and being actually capable of accomplishing something instead of making sure that the opposite party accomplishes nothing.  Peace on earth.  You know, simple stuff. 

 

Now for the hard stuff.  A suitable lady for Funtimes.  I know that is a lot to ask.  The only person that might be harder would be me. 

 

 

If you could arrange for all the pretty MM ladies to move to my neighborhood, I could probably take care of myself.  If I cannot, I’ll be happy ever after trying. 


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Posted on Oct 11, 2016 at 10:23 AM

Quoting rmac22:

Funtimes,

 

It is worse than you say if what I read can be believed.  Per said reading 40% of food purchased is thrown away.  Whole long explanation of how and why it is happening.  Misunderstanding of consume by dates and sell by dates.  Some markings are pretty clear -- “Cook or freeze by dates” are hard to misunderstand -- same for “Best if consumed by dates. “ “Sell by dates” not so much. 

 

Also most leftovers are thrown away again per said reading. 

 

 

Discussion US of A only.  


 

*Rmac22*

 

Yes I couldn't agree with you anymore than we have hungry childern?

 

Check this site https://www.nokidhungry.org/problem/hunger-facts

 

"Food Insecurity. 48.8 million Americans—including 13 million children— live in households that lack the means to get enough nutritious food on a regular basis. As a result, they struggle with hunger at some time during the year."

 

I think expiration labeling is way to keep the food cost up (avoid law suits), produce more, throw more so more can be make. I am no expert in this area just using my common sense here.

 

Seriously, something needs to be done.


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Posted on Oct 10, 2016 at 02:32 PM

Quoting funtimes0007:

*Mary*

 

People will not wake up or act on envirnomental related issues till these issues will start to impact a persons daily life. Every govt. keeps its population inside a bubble to stay in power and constantly over looks such issues.

 

Yes Germany shut down 8 of the 17 Nuclear power plants they have. I think they are planning to shut down all by 2022 last I read on it. Germany may become the role model for the rest of the developed nations. The main question remains how to help the poor countries. I think solar solutions is probably the only solution for the developing world. In Africa, Cambodia etc. We have installed Solar powered wireless cell towers. Also Motorola has developed a cell phone that recharges itself during the day using solar power..very cool.

 

The reason grocery stores and resturants can not give out left over food to poor in the USA is because thanks to "FREAKING LAWYERS" in this country store owners may think that they may get sued which is not true.

 

"Every year, the US throws away one-third of all the food it produces — wasting 133 billion pounds of food. And 10% of that food is lost at the grocery stores, restaurants, and vendors that sell it."

 

Here is the link http://www.businessinsider.com/why-dont​​​​-some-grocery-stores-​donate-food-​to-poor-​people-​​2014-10



Funtimes,

 

It is worse than you say if what I read can be believed.  Per said reading 40% of food purchased is thrown away.  Whole long explanation of how and why it is happening.  Misunderstanding of consume by dates and sell by dates.  Some markings are pretty clear -- “Cook or freeze by dates” are hard to misunderstand -- same for “Best if consumed by dates. “ “Sell by dates” not so much. 

 

Also most leftovers are thrown away again per said reading. 

 

 

Discussion US of A only.  


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Posted on Oct 04, 2016 at 12:57 AM

Quoting rmac22:

I am single, more handsome than Brad Pit, why am I not on every ladies wish list?  

 

On yeah, I forgot, no picture who knows.  : )


Post a picture Rmac22. I have a feeling that there are few ladies on this site wants to meet you.

 

But sir you will have to make the first move..It's the universal rule.


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Posted on Oct 02, 2016 at 10:54 PM

Quoting Maryclaire2000:

 

@FUNTIMES ,

 

1 is for you to get a license for your latest invention

 

1 for SL , to get a good woman who will treat him good not rob

 

him while sleeping ..

 

1 for me to get a good warm blanket for winter which you want

 

to take over but that is impossible .. I need a human blanket ..

 

Haha ...


*MaryCalire*

 

Which invention? the iDroid or the 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed? :)

 

So you need a cuddly romantic partner....aha. I personally can't help you there but lots of hugs as always. You will find one...stop being so picky :)


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Posted on Oct 01, 2016 at 02:34 PM

Quoting funtimes0007:

*MaryClaire*

 

This should be a good excuse for you to come to US and take care of our Counselor.

 

I am going to give you all my 3 wishes. So I got the warm blanket part, what are the other two?


 

@FUNTIMES ,

 

1 is for you to get a license for your latest invention

 

1 for SL , to get a good woman who will treat him good not rob

 

him while sleeping ..

 

1 for me to get a good warm blanket for winter which you want

 

to take over but that is impossible .. I need a human blanket ..

 

Haha ...


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Posted on Oct 01, 2016 at 12:42 PM

I am single, more handsome than Brad Pit, why am I not on every ladies wish list?  

 

On yeah, I forgot, no picture who knows.  : )


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Posted on Sep 30, 2016 at 03:39 PM

Quoting Maryclaire2000:

 

@MMCounselor ,

 

1st Im sorry about your broken ankle ...

 

2nd - What about me and my wishes - 2 for Funtimes and SL

           and 1 for me ...will I get a warm blanket for winter ??


*MaryClaire*

 

This should be a good excuse for you to come to US and take care of our Counselor.

 

I am going to give you all my 3 wishes. So I got the warm blanket part, what are the other two?


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Posted on Sep 29, 2016 at 10:17 AM

Quoting MMCounselor:

You can pull my leg all you want, I already have a broken ankle (7/3/16) and can't walk so I have plenty of time to check out your blogs and blow up scammers off the site.

You can submit as many wishes as you like and I will pick the top 3.  I have a camera on your list, Funtimes, so you can upload a nice selfie.

Jutta



 

@MMCounselor ,

 

1st Im sorry about your broken ankle ...

 

2nd - What about me and my wishes - 2 for Funtimes and SL

           and 1 for me ...will I get a warm blanket for winter ??


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Posted on Sep 28, 2016 at 03:02 PM

Quoting MMCounselor:

You can pull my leg all you want, I already have a broken ankle (7/3/16) and can't walk so I have plenty of time to check out your blogs and blow up scammers off the site.

You can submit as many wishes as you like and I will pick the top 3.  I have a camera on your list, Funtimes, so you can upload a nice selfie.

Jutta


Ouch sorry to hear about that. I hope you get better soon. 

 

As as far as selfie goes its against my rules as I never post any pics in a public domain neither this site, Linkedin, Facebook etc etc. I do have a private album though.

 

If only three wishes than my original list is good to go :)

 

You are indeed doing an awesome job of getting rid of scammers, selfie addicts. This will be good for the business. keep it up, we all are right behind you supporting you.


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