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Posted on Tue, Aug 23, 2016 12:54 AM

In the last 6 months I have seen some really funny, stupid and outrageous comments on some ladies profiles.

Here are my fav. Please post your fav. both posted by men or women.

1. "Smokin hot with those mesmerizing eyes and luscious pink lips!!! Simply delicious babydoll!! Classic beauty!!! Precious!!! Total sweetheart!!! Phenomenal rack!!! Insatiable sexy athletic body!!! Great legs!!! Perfect bottom!!! The heat between us will be electric!!! Seriously?

2. "hi loveable: if will send you a picture, if you marry me" - funny :)

3. "So how long has it been since you had a major service"...LOL really funny..

4. "I am not down to earth at all. If you don't reply to my wink or email I will show up at your house all drunk at 3 O'clock in the morning crying and trying to break in." A perfect comment if you don't like the person :))

5. Comment I posted on a friends profile on this site :))

When darkness falls and we're apart
Can love heal this lonely heart
I love you dearly that I do
Sleep is good when dreaming of you
With all my love I give to you
You are so sweet I know not how I'm with you

Read the first word of every sentence only :)))

6. "A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man." The only true comment so far :)

7. My Fav. of All time : "Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."  Haha :) Very funny.

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Posted on Sat, May 20, 2017 04:35 AM

The latest creation by our beloved MM member. Desperation at its best

 

Thanks for the wink. I would like to invite you to join me for a bottle of wine at the Soho Room in the Village. All you have to text me the exact time and date you would be there. I look foward to your reply text message. Click on my Profile and Scroll-Down to More Options, and below it you would see: ""View / Post Public Comments"" Click on it and you could send me a Free Text Message, just like this one I sent you. GQStallion, always a True Blue Gentleman.

 

p.s. Ladies he forgot to mention that the bottle of wine is "Cherry Blossom Pinot Noir" Cost $3.99 Cheers!



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Posted on Mon, May 08, 2017 12:34 AM

The dating baggage. What side you are on?


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Posted on Sun, Apr 23, 2017 05:55 PM

Three new fun creations.

"Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

 

"She will make 10 Mill, after I sign her with VS for their new Spring Swimsuit Catalog. Make sure you respond to my note darling ;) Greetings"

 

"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."



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Posted on Sat, Apr 15, 2017 04:23 PM

Quoting Marlene2045:

awesome!!! funny that I know the person who wrote #1 , it's seems like that all lady's here got this comment))))



Marlene2045 - You actually know this person in real or he just left a similar comment on your profile?

 

I always wonder how ladies react to such comments..You find it funny, stupid/outrageous or appealing?



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Posted on Sat, Apr 15, 2017 03:25 PM

Quoting Marlene2045:

awesome!!! funny that I know the person who wrote #1 , it's seems like that all lady's here got this comment))))



Did you get this comment?  If so is the comment effective?  Before knowing that all the ladies, or at least very many get the same comment, is it somehow flattering to the point of getting dates.  

 

It would seem it must be, at least with newbies.  Else why would he still be using it far and wide?    



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Posted on Fri, Apr 14, 2017 01:36 PM

Quoting time4us2017:

That is one of the funniest on the planet!  & kooky - who thinks these things up?



@time4us2017 - apparently online dating has taken creativity to a new level which is "yet" to be assigned a new genre for sure  :)



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Posted on Fri, Apr 14, 2017 01:35 PM

Quoting katharinewithanA:

lol, apparently I 'can't math'....it happens 😉


I am sure you can come up with another one...give it a shot.



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Posted on Fri, Apr 14, 2017 01:23 PM

awesome!!! funny that I know the person who wrote #1 , it's seems like that all lady's here got this comment))))



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Posted on Fri, Apr 14, 2017 04:53 AM

That is one of the funniest on the planet!  & kooky - who thinks these things up?



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Posted on Wed, Apr 12, 2017 09:11 PM

lol, apparently I 'can't math'....it happens 😉


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Posted on Sun, Apr 09, 2017 07:31 PM

😂😂 so true


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Posted on Sun, Apr 09, 2017 06:17 PM

 

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Posted on Fri, Apr 07, 2017 03:31 PM

Quoting rmac22:

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Well lets see what Katharine has to say about your finding.



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Posted on Thu, Apr 06, 2017 04:37 PM

Quoting katharinewithanA:

@funtimes...misrepresentations=261 ☺️ (if I didn't make a code error, lol). Record??? Take the 's' off and I believe it ties....😉


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Posted on Sat, Mar 25, 2017 09:56 PM

Quoting katharinewithanA:

@funtimes...misrepresentations=261 ☺️ (if I didn't make a code error, lol). Record??? Take the 's' off and I believe it ties....😉

@KatharinewithanA - Good one..very smart you are as Yoda would say! :) Yes a new record for sure...



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Posted on Fri, Mar 24, 2017 10:20 PM

@funtimes...misrepresentations=261 ☺️ (if I didn't make a code error, lol). Record??? Take the 's' off and I believe it ties....😉


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Posted on Fri, Mar 24, 2017 07:03 AM

Quoting rmac22:

@ funtimes,

 

#1 is still at large posting variations of the same theme alongside ladies pictures as well as in the profile comments section.  If just one percent of his postings yield results he would be very busy.  



Yes I have seen #1 some new postings but along the same theme as previosuly :)

 

This new creation is new fellow. Very creative :) 



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Posted on Thu, Mar 23, 2017 05:39 PM

@ funtimes,

 

#1 is still at large posting variations of the same theme alongside ladies pictures as well as in the profile comments section.  If just one percent of his postings yield results he would be very busy.  



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Posted on Wed, Mar 08, 2017 01:12 AM

A new invention by a fellow MM member;

 "May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who tries to screw up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch."

 lol :)

Do you think she fell in love with him or blocked him after reading this comment.

 



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