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Posted on Wed, Sep 13, 2017 08:12 PM

26 pages views and no winks. How did you men figure out I'm not a catch?? Thank goodness I'm not on here looking for something serious. Otherwise, I'd be screwed and end up as the old hag down the street with a mysterious supply of cats. Instead I'll be the single woman having fun with lots of friends where ever I go. Just, not here...the millionaires don't like me. Heck, cats don't even like me...that's the real reason why I can't be a cat lady. 😜

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Posted on Sat, Sep 16, 2017 08:01 AM

Well...my 'name' is a play on a few things. I have very curly hair and my initials. I always wanted to be one of Charlie's girls...Charlie's Angels made kicking @ss look sexy!

 

And, sure, we'll pretend you're not a freak. Besides, there's no solid proof that you are or are not a freak. 

 

And no messaging. Or emailing from me....I don't think I can without a membership?

 

What a cheap date! Just wash your hands of it, no buying flowers or anything. And your date still comes back for more

 


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Posted on Fri, Sep 15, 2017 08:19 AM

Quoting funtimes0007:

@CRLegirl - "if I'm your fictitious cousin, am I or am I not still good for sex until you meet your gf?". I couldn't resist the temptation to tackle this one..lol 

If you are into threesomes, it's all good..haha :)

 

You should be worried about your ex-husband. Whats up with you Texas folks lately? did you hear about the mass shooting in Plano by the so called ex-husband? What a fucking idiot. Beleive it or not, I am opening an office in Plano next week. Now I have to think twice "or" besides my concealed weapon license, I better get a bazooka license as well.

Well, at least you had fun on your prom night out. I watched porn on prom night...Hmm, now that kind of rhymes for sure. :) lol



Only a freak who has threesomes with his "cousin" would watch p*rn instead of going to pr*m.  LOLOLOLOLOL

 

As for the husband...not ex yet... He's clinging tighter and tighter making this as hard as possible. It's exhausting. BUT, I agree with the Texas husband issues, if only you knew. Maybe I'll actually private message you that. Actually, no. No I won't. Too much craziness from a man who is going crazy trying to save a "marriage". So, Plano, huh? Well, if that's where all of the crazy ex's who shoot people are...good luck. What industry? And if you need any help, maybe I have a contact.

 

Apparently, you had fun on your prom night too...except your date was Mr. Handy. 

 

 


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Posted on Thu, Sep 14, 2017 06:56 PM

Wait...if I'm your fictitious cousin, am I or am I not still good for sex until you meet your gf? Lol (please don't answer...this is more philosophical musing than anything else). 

 

Can't say I'm worried about bill collectors...I'm more worried about my husband seeing my picture here. He has some obsessive ideas that things can still work out for us.

 

As for prom...oh geez...my original date was a shadow. Not a shadow of a man, well it was, but a literal picture of a shadow. By the end of the night one of my gay guy friends joined my group so I was no longer the fifth wheel...but we remained separate but equal. Lol. My life has always been a comedy and very Charlie Brownish. 


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Posted on Thu, Sep 14, 2017 08:51 AM

...this is also far less entertaining than CL ads...

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Posted on Thu, Sep 14, 2017 06:38 AM

Thanks for the doggie bone you threw. lol
A total sympathy wink. Wow. What a nice guy. Did you take your fugly cousin to prom, too, just to make your mom happy? 😂 (yes, sometimes I can be funny other times I'm too facetious for my own good)

And nope, no pics, except for a private album. I don't want anyone to accidentally find me on here. I am incognito. ;-) And, I am totally only here for friendship (geez...isn't that pathetic! does that make me your fugly cousin at prom? I promise I'll grab some braces, a ruffled taffeta dress, glasses, and poof my hair up)...I don't even subscribe. I have 8 messages and no way to check them. lol With my lucky it's just an MM counselor checking to see if I need Cheetos and a Coke to drown my sorrows.

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