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6. I love your yummy precious face, but your cranium seems such a very null-space.

7. My love you take my breath away, flesh tights with toe shoes, been taking ballet????

8. I love your hair, your dreamy lips... but freshen that beard...you wreak fish and chips!

9. Through all these years I love you still, cuz I've "got my leg over" with Ben, Jack, and Phil!


*****That was fun to do and funnier to read. Thanks.
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These were funnier than the winners in the Post!!! ROFL!!!
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1 year ago
1. I love your gorgeous, haunting eyes... especially when their between my big, fat thighs. (oh wait...I'm supposed to crack on him right?? OK...let me try again.)

I love your gorgeous, haunting eyes...big and brown like fresh cow pies.

2. When you're away you will be missed... Ok, if you must know, you are 10th on my list!

3. If love was a kingdom you'd be the queen... I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

4. I dream about you every night... and have nightmares from your invading sight.

5. My lover, you exude such class...kissing you is like sucking on a wide mouth bass.

6. I love your yummy, precious face... the best part is you leaving...without a trace.

7. My love, you take my breath away... and my mind and my fun and my life I dare say.

8. I love your hair, your dreamy lips... but Oh, good lord, move those scrawny hips!!!

9. Through all these years I love you still... what did you say your name was??? Tom? John? Will???
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6. I love your yummy, precious face....It reminds me of a fish called Plaice.

7. My love, you take my breath away.....Each time you punch me in an affray.

8. I love your hair, your dreamy lips....Excuse me while I fix the bulldog clips.

9. Through all these years I love you still....as I watch your stroller, run away down the hill.

Cassie....I love this blog....Thanks....:)
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6. I love your yummy, precious face, too bad I can't make it into cake

7. My love, you take my breath away, cause u haven't bathed since last May

8. I love your hair, your dreamy lips, too bad thats the only thing on u worth a shit

9. Through all these years I love you still, only because ur money cup over spills.
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1. I love your gorgeous, haunting eyes...too bad I poked them out with spikes

2. When you're away you will be missed...too bad ur face missed my fist

3. If love was a kingdom you'd be the queen...only cause ur into gay things (no offense to gay people)

4. I dream about you every night...so I sleep with a gun by my bedside

5. My lover, you exude such class...too bad ur such an ass
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1 year ago
6. I love your yummy, precious face it was on a Wanted poster for a murder case

7. My love, you take my breath away your favourite garlic and onion sandwiches will do that any day

8. I love your hair, your dreamy lips and the way the snot from your nose drips

9. Through all these years I love you still perhaps I should have taken that suicide pill
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1. I love your gorgeous, haunting eyes...

BUT BELOW I SEE YOUR THUNDER THIGHS!

2. When you're away you will be missed...

BUT IF YOU'D STAY GONE IS WHAT I WISHED.

3. If love was a kingdom you'd be the queen...

WITH A KING WHO'S A FROG THATS UGLY AND GREEN!

4. I dream about you every night...

AND AWAKE TO YOUR FACE WHAT A HORRIBLE SIGHT!

5. My lover, you exude such class

A 2 FOR 1 DINNER? I THINK I'LL PASS!

6. I love your yummy, precious face...

WHEN ITS DARK AND I CANT SEE A HINT OR TRACE!

7. My love, you take my breath away...

SINCE WHEN IS THE CHOKE HOLD SEXUAL PLAY?

8. I love your hair, your dreamy lips...

YOU KEEP SPITTING ON ME WHEN YOUR DENTURE SLIPS

Through all these years I love you still...

MAKE SURE YOU'VE LEFT EVERYTHING TO ME IN YOUR WILL
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My lover you exude such class...
Too bad your face looks like my @$$.

More later, I'm supposed to be getting ready for work.
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6. I love your yummy, precious face...It looks the best...when sprayed with mace.

7. My love, you take my breath away...I don't care...that you're gay.

8. I love your hair, your dreamy lips...Please..can you have lipo on your hips.

9. Through all these years I love you still...Stop shouting...whilst your grave I fill
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1 year ago
ouch... never mention cutting off a mans hootie hoo... i winced just a little
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1 year ago
6. I love your yummy, precious face, but I can't get my arms around your waist.

7. My love, you take my breath away, but since i brought these handcuffs, lets play

8. I love your hair, your dreamy lips, but when you dance the CD skips.

9. Through all these years I love you still, but it's that thing you do with tongue that gives me thrill.
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1 year ago
These are fun, Cassie.. :o)..
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1 year ago
I love your yummy, precious face
but then, I never had good taste.

My love, you take my breath away
I have to breathe, go away - today!

I love your hair, your dreamy lips
but hate your wrinkled fingertips.

Through all these years I love you still
just don't move, or I'll be ill!
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1 year ago
I love your gorgeous, haunting eyes
even tho they look cross-wise..

When you're away you will be missed
but in MY mind, you don't exist.

If love was a kingdom you'd be the queen
but love's not a kingdom, and you shouldn't be seen!

I dream about you every night
So now I sleep while it's still light!

My lover, you exude such class
too bad it's only lower-class.
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1. I love your gorgeous, haunting eyes...when you're screaming your banzais.

2. When you're away you will be missed...and I'd enjoy getting pissed....[drunk]

3. If love was a kingdom you'd be the queen...all of your words..would be simply obscene.

4. I dream about you every night...and think to myself...you're full of shiite.

5. My lover, you exude such class...But...I've got to tell you.....It smells like teargas.
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1 year ago
I love your gorgeous haunting eyes
Pounding the pavement like hail from the skies.

When you're away you will be missed
About as much as a painful cist.

If love was a kingdom you'd be the Queen
Hell would freeze over then icicles would be seen.

I dream about you every night
Floating into space out of sight.

My lover, you exude such class
bending over while I kick your ass!
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1 year ago
I love your gorgeous haunting eyes
the only part that tells no lies

When you are away you will be missed
I'm sorry you walked into my fist

If love was a kingdom you'd be a queen
and I would operate the guillotine

I dream about you every night
and it wakes me with a fright

My lover, you exude such class
whilst I'm hitting you with a glass
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1. I love your gorgeous, haunting eyes...
sitting on my nightstand collecting flies.

2. When you're away you will be missed...
so I really hope not to sprain my wrist.

3. If love was a kingdom you'd be the queen...
with a red crown and cape as bright as your spleen.

4. I dream about you every night...with the pain of my hemmoroids burning bright.

5. My lover, you exude such class...like the sounds of a bovine passing gas.
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1. I love your gorgeous, haunting eyes...especially when baked in delicious pies.

2. When you're away you will be missed... now I can call the other guys on my list.

3. If love was a kingdom you'd be the queen...and I will be the king in my latrine.

4. I dream about you every night...I should have taken the cyanide in hindsight.

5. My lover, you exude such class...but my nose can't take it, because it comes from your ass.