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Benefits of dating older men

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They normally have money
They sleep a lot
They employ horny young gardeners
They go away on business
They want you to look nice...so you get the credit card
They take their time...well, they've got no choice
Their pills give YOU a rush
They don't complain if you've got a headache for half the year
They say they understand you, when you know they don't
When they remember to take their pill, you've got IT for at least 4 hours without a break
They forget what they've given you, so you can have it again
They say "yes dear" when you know they're too frail to wring your neck


Anyone care to share?....LMAO
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by irocas

If you have to ask....
I'll take that as a no then.....Oh, my poor heart, another got away....LOLOL
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by Ryleigh2000

Irocas, are you flirting?....LOLOLOL
If you have to ask....
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Quoting: Originally posted by irocas

Fancy.. fanny.. tongue????
Irocas, are you flirting?....LOLOLOL
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by Taycott
R,

No No NO. Leave the casket dwellers to their own. It's nasty!

Here, come Kiss your old man...
Kiss?....you mean I really have to, damn...now, where did I leave my teeth...LOLOL
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Quoting: Originally posted by Ryleigh2000

Slight slip of the tongue dear?...LOLOLOL
Fancy.. fanny.. tongue????
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Quoting: Originally posted by Taycott

that is simply gross Ryleigh

I thought of another advantage to dating grandpa...His meals cost less on the Seniors menu.

Or how about no need for frangrant candles to scent the room, just lather old saggy ass in some Ben Gay for the night.

He can also keep away mesquiotes, After all, they will run from the knocking sound of his old worn out knees

And you can build your house shorter too. He won't need the full length of the doorway since he can't stand erect anymore.

No need for condoms either. All he has left are dust balls that plop out when he's done.

He also won't complain about the music being too loud. He can't hear it.

No more dental check-ups to pay for either. Just drop his falsies in some bleach and watch them whiten before your eyes.

Now let's re-cap...

Dating an older man......

Saggy Balls, wrinkled skin, limp weiner, smells like old people, needs meds to stay alive, can't move it even if he gets it up, bad back, crusty lips, glazed cataract eyes, droopy arse, hollow cheeks, scrawny flabby legs, grey anything, more hair in nose than on head, ears that touch his chin, one eyebrow, and let's not forget the best thing about dating grandpa....You'll be paying for his funeral before you pay off your car.
Oh Tay, don't be so sqeamish, it's quite fascinating when you approach with the clippers, there's this look of.....hmmmmm, how can I describe it?...Ah, abject terror..... maybe the nurses uniform would soften the blow.....LOLOL

Funeral?...nah, just put him in the freezer, that way you can still live off his investments...LOLOL
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Quoting: Originally posted by irocas

Oops.. fancy.
Slight slip of the tongue dear?...LOLOLOL
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by Ryleigh2000

Hmmmm, now is that The American or UK fanny?.....LOLOLOL
Oops.. fancy.
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Quoting: Originally posted by Taycott
The only benefit to dating an old man is that you don't have to leave the house to visit grandpa.
Now where's his hemroid cream? He needs you to rub it in.
Oh, Tay, what a waste, it's marvellous for under the eyes. I've got clippers, I'm pretty nifty at nip and tuck....LOLOLOL
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by irocas

Whatever suits your fanny.
Hmmmm, now is that The American or UK fanny?.....LOLOLOL
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Quoting: Originally posted by Ryleigh2000

I'll make it my last stop, I'll be in just the right frame of mind to humour them.....comatose LOL
Whatever suits your fanny.
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by shazbot82
ill go along with johns take on the subject.

If im not mistaken , he WAS the older man . But in his case, I cant think of any negatives that would apply.

with the exception of our fine older men here on MM, Ive never been attracted to one. Im aloways datiung younger men. They are the ojnes that ask me out ...

OH dear,,whats a girl to do ???
( except accept !)
Older men?...here on MM?....where? LOL

Such a trial when you have to accept these young fledglings....just as well we're good at multi......tasking...LOLOL
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ill go along with johns take on the subject.

If im not mistaken , he WAS the older man . But in his case, I cant think of any negatives that would apply.

with the exception of our fine older men here on MM, Ive never been attracted to one. Im always dating younger men. They are the ones that ask me out ...

OH dear,,whats a girl to do ???
( except accept !)
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by irocas

Why aren't you here yet?
I'll make it my last stop, I'll be in just the right frame of mind to humour them.....comatose LOL
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by Ryleigh2000

Nope, they're all in your part of the world.....LOL
Why aren't you here yet?
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by DONTFITMOLD

Goes to show yah !!!! we get what we pay for.....can I upgrade to a more expensive model....a road less traveled
What?...less travelled than yours....don't be silly.....you little stud muffin you, even if your brain has taken a vacation.....LOLOLOL
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1 year ago
Quoting: Originally posted by PaulineMaria
Ryleigh, You have just given hope to lots of older men out there. Those with toupees need to chuck them in the garbage...There's no point trying to hide under a wig. There's nothing like the real person showing through and being comfortable with himself. Women find confident men attractive...any age. And if things are not working as well as they used to, at least there are alternative solutions.
Hi paulinemaria, exactly, nothing worse than a badly fitting toupee or comb over.
But bless em, they're so easy to wind up...lol, now, if they had asked the question in the first place they wouldn't be so defensive.
Of course it took a woman...Lisi...to set their minds at rest....LOLOL
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Quoting: Originally posted by BlueEyz2006
DONTFITMOLD, here's my Adam and Eve contribution (one for each gender):

[For the guys]:

Adam was brooding in the garden of Eden and God asked what was wrong. Adam complained that he was lonely.

God said, "I'll make you a mate. She'll be beautiful and kind, patient and always happy. She'll laugh at your jokes, relish in your idiosyncracies, support you always and, of course, provide you with carnal pleasures beyond your wildest dreams whenever you want."

Adam said, "Wow, that sounds great, what'll that cost me?"

God responded, "Well Adam, for a woman this beguiling and perfect you'll have to give up an arm and a leg."

Adam quickly asked, "Hmmm, what can I get for a rib?"

[For the ladies]:

Eve was wandering around in the Garden of Eden and God asked her what was wrong. Eve said, "Well God, this is a beautiful garden with lovely flowers, adorable animals and gorgeous streams but sometimes I get lonely being here by myself."

God said, "Eve, I'm going to make you a mate. He'll be bigger and stronger than you but he won't be able to think for himself so you'll need to do all the thinking, and he won't have any fashion sense so you'll need to dress him, he'll be a complete baby whenever he is sick so you'll need to nurse him, and he will be inextricably driven by your sexuality more than your intelligence and charm."

"Well," said Eve, "I guess that sounds ok. What will it cost me?"

"You're going to have to let him think he was created first," responded God, "but don't worry, that'll be our little secret. You know, woman to woman."
Goes to show yah !!!! we get what we pay for.....can I upgrade to a more expensive model....a road less traveled

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Quoting: Originally posted by irocas

Sounds like a plan. Make sure you let us know of your progress. Are there many rich and really dumb guys in the UK?
Nope, they're all in your part of the world.....LOL