LOLOLOL!!!! This is so funny. Cracking me up big time. Calm down ikweethetniet....I think she is just giving you some factual pointers, but I stand corrected. No need to get all upset about it. We are usually quite funny and factual around here.
You are welcome to the forum, darling.
You come over and try the blogs as well. Those are very fast-paced and quite interesting but you've got to have a thick skin, a brilliant command of the English language, an appreciation of varying view points, and a great sense of humour to both survive and enjoy the blogs and forum, darling. And I am sure you will have no problems there.
I wish you the very best in your search, and I hope you find him soon. Come over to the blogs.