Oxymorons crack me up!! Let's get our mental juices flowing and add your own to the list...Take a break....Oxymoron are words used together that are contradictory to each other..like "Jumbo Shrimp" or "Cruel Kindness" Give it a try...

I have always thought oxymorons are funny enough to share. You came up with some great ones!!!  Here are my few for today....
safety hazard
home office
fairwell reception
non-dairy creamer
and one more that I can think of....
armchair athletes!!!

I love starting my day with grammar that makes no sense; yet, leaves me with a smile! Have a great day all !!

You all came up with some really great ones. How funny oxymorons are!!
~Dodge Ram
~Virtual Reality
~turned-up missing
~rolling stop
~safety hazard
~completely unfinished
~uninvited guest

In Rusian we can say: awfully beautiful.

I love those. I think "freezer burn" and "government worker" are a couple I know a little about that crack me up.

~ accurate estimate
~ adult child
~ all alone
~ appear invisible
~ butt head