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Posted on Sun, Feb 17, 2008 08:56

"God, what is a million years for you?"
"Only a minute."
"God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
"Only a penny."
"And God, can I have a penny?"
"Sure .... wait a minute."



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Posted on Tue, Nov 10, 2009 14:21

like that...!!
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Posted on Tue, Apr 22, 2008 16:07

Really cute!!!!



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