MOST OF IT IS TRUE! Humor

  • View author's info Author posted on May 30, 2007 at 21:24


    ADULT:
    A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

    BEAUTY PARLOR:
    A place where women curl up and dye.

    CANNIBAL:
    Someone who is fed up with people.

    CHICKENS:
    The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

    COMMITTEE:
    A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    DUST:
    Mud with the juice squeezed out.

    EGOTIST:
    Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    HANDKERCHIEF:
    Cold Storage.

    INFLATION:
    Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    MOSQUITO:
    An insect that makes you like flies better.

    RAISIN:
    Grape with a sunburn.

    SECRET:
    Something you tell to one person at a time.

    SKELETON:
    A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    TOOTHACHE:
    The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.

    WRINKLES:
    Something other people have.
    You have character lines.
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  • View author's info posted on Nov 22, 2007 at 15:53


    Hi Ritzy Rit,

    I loved your post, thanks! I like your sense of humour and you are right, it is all so true. I couldn't pick a favorite.

    So here's a joke I heard recently.

    The worst air disaster in Canadian history occurred today on a hill overlooking St. John's Newfoundland. (Newfoundland is famous for poking fun at itself). A two seater Cessna lost power and crashed into a graveyard, killing all passengers. So far emergency workers have found 480 bodies and expect the toll to go higher as digging continues through the night.
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