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Posted on Mon, Oct 02, 2006 18:55

Such as
To temptation i'm quick to submit,
I regret many sins i admit,
Yet this isn't no boast,
I regret far the most.
Those sins i failed to Commit..



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Posted on Fri, Jan 19, 2007 23:24

Queenie, you're the joke Queen of the Forum. You must be a blast at office parties! LOL



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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 18:18

Thank God its not constipation, hey Blue this poor ol' fellow hasn't eaten for weeks , can he borrow your gnashers so he can go get some chow.
He'll give em a good wipe down on his beard.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 14:36

Queenofyourdreams write:
Yes Blue, the Long Ranger and Tonto make us swoon with their amazing ditties...just thinking of them now makes me breath deep and sigh with anticipation.

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well queenie, all I can hope is that he and tonto get overloaded, fall down on the job and some of their unsatisfied ladies turn and catch a flash of blue!!



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Posted on Sat, Oct 07, 2006 07:45

Yes Blue, the Long Ranger and Tonto make us swoon with their amazing ditties...just thinking of them now makes me breath deep and sigh with anticipation.

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Posted on Fri, Oct 06, 2006 17:55

darn LR, you have the inside on all the girls on here. Katie, Queenie was it LR or tonto with the best ditty? and queenie, as for the ditty, I know you didn't write it, b ut by posting, you claimed ownership so it's on you!!



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Posted on Thu, Oct 05, 2006 10:34

loneranger06 write:
Geez i wondered where my damn surf boaerd had gone that's Yaws my powered surfing bawd, i have to smack that tiddler right between his piggy eyes t' make him go the way i want, he's great f' surfin on we jest seem to have the beach all t'our selves, Rides nearly as good as m'Silver do

In todays society you may need to post warning signs so that you are up to date on the statues in what ever area you are swimming in with Yaws. Here is a sign for you, LR, please post on both sides of Yaws, your butt, your surf board and on any beach areas you swim through to avoid a law suit...

"Shark bites may occur in this area" is what the small letters say at the bottom of the sign.

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Posted on Thu, Oct 05, 2006 10:19

Blue, once you learn how to read you will see that the dittie was written by someone else....Must be the sun in your eyes...I have never had any children and so my ditties and all else are very special indeed...

At least that is what LR says....

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Posted on Wed, Oct 04, 2006 22:43

TripleS write:
All women have ditties, LR. By little do you mean champagne glass size? I think the men of MM came up with standard of measurement a while back...

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No, we came up with hats as a unit of measure. 6.5, 7, 7.5, etc.

lol



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Posted on Wed, Oct 04, 2006 15:03

Geez i wondered where my damn surf boaerd had gone that's Yaws my powered surfing bawd, i have to smack that tiddler right between his piggy eyes t' make him go the way i want, he's great f' surfin on we jest seem to have the beach all t'our selves, Rides nearly as good as m'Silver do



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Posted on Wed, Oct 04, 2006 13:12

Bet this shark scared the ditties off this guy!

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Posted on Wed, Oct 04, 2006 09:03

trying
by gravity defying
to leave no room, not even for doubt

But I sure envy big breasted women
I've seen them at parties you know
With all confidence thrust
In their mighty big bust
Entrancing the men as they go

Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy
That it's not all it's cracked up to be
She says in frustration
"Try to hold conversation
When there's only two things a guy sees"

Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them
To, say thirty-six b or c
Would they still look so natural
And could I class them as collateral
Sorta like home improvements on me

Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly
I've done quite a bit of research
As I try to keep abreast
In my mammary quest
I've found there's a bit to be learned

There's questions that need to be answered
Like cleavage, how wide and how deep
I can have nipples bigger
But somehow I figured
That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep

Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome
I'd buy a bright red bathing suit
On the beach I would run
In slow motion for fun
To show off my best attribute

Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity
There's much I'd aspire to do
I could feed many babies
When I was lactating
And for convenience, I could offer drive-thru

In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning
They could 'see' if they had it too low
And if I stood out



Queenie, chilled nipples, lactating breasts and eyes where they belong??? what are you trying to tell us? that you're serving a youngster milk shakes?



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Posted on Wed, Oct 04, 2006 08:13

Well Trippy having 3 S's reminded me of this little ditty There was a young girl from Muscat, who bred triplets Nit, Tit and Tat , there was fun in the breeding but hell in the feeding , when she found there was no Tit for Tat



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Posted on Wed, Oct 04, 2006 08:03

LOL If I had a nickel for every time someone asked me if TripleSSS was...I could retire. Oh yeah..



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Posted on Tue, Oct 03, 2006 18:50

TrripleSSS, God that's huge , never knew they went upto S let alone SSS, gee you want a wheel barrow for those pumpkins.
And where i come from Champers is partaken from a 'flute' so if you girls got flute size ditties you've been short changed, go for 'Steins' next time. come to think of it a 'Yard of Ale' size would look strange to



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Posted on Tue, Oct 03, 2006 18:45

Hi Gem theres only one way to administer every morning and every evening a large dose of TLC,
Works every time, but only if administered by that 'special' person in your life.
You end up fully cured and with bigger 'Ditties'



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Posted on Tue, Oct 03, 2006 18:10

All women have ditties, LR. By little do you mean champagne glass size? I think the men of MM came up with standard of measurement a while back...



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Posted on Tue, Oct 03, 2006 16:56

Here is another one that I found on the subject of Boobs.

Boobs
(subtitled: Points North)
(sub-subtitled: Thanks for the Mammaries)

Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble
Mine just stay still in one place
In the breast hall of fame
You won't see my name
For my boobs there would be a disgrace

Sure boobs of my size have their merit
They're easy to fit with a bra
And when I go for a dip
You won't see one slip?out
They stay put?just where they are

And I'm not one to seek much attention
So you won't find me strutting about
In a boob tube that's trying
by gravity defying
to leave no room, not even for doubt

But I sure envy big breasted women
I've seen them at parties you know
With all confidence thrust
In their mighty big bust
Entrancing the men as they go

Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy
That it's not all it's cracked up to be
She says in frustration
"Try to hold conversation
When there's only two things a guy sees"

Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them
To, say thirty-six b or c
Would they still look so natural
And could I class them as collateral
Sorta like home improvements on me

Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly
I've done quite a bit of research
As I try to keep abreast
In my mammary quest
I've found there's a bit to be learned

There's questions that need to be answered
Like cleavage, how wide and how deep
I can have nipples bigger
But somehow I figured
That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep

Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome
I'd buy a bright red bathing suit
On the beach I would run
In slow motion for fun
To show off my best attribute

Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity
There's much I'd aspire to do
I could feed many babies
When I was lactating
And for convenience, I could offer drive-thru

In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning
They could 'see' if they had it too low
And if I stood outside
My breasts pumped up with pride
Police'd use me to stop traffic flow

Well you can see I've a lot to consider
For the big plunge, I need some more time
So I'll keep you updated
But for now they're just fated
To stay as they are for a while

And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me
For he loves each and every little?bit
He says "stay as you are
You're the most beautiful by far"
As he gazes into my eyes?not my tits



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Posted on Tue, Oct 03, 2006 16:51

You really need to explain to the Americans here what a dittie is LR.

Here is one for you...

Tonto And The Paper
In the store, whilst buying baloney,
I met this Indian bloke,
Who came in on a spotted pony.

He asked of the shopkeeper,
When at the counter he did stop,
"Do you have toilet paper,
Here in your lovely shop?"

"Yes, mate, I have lots of brands,
On my shelves, look right here.
I have Softly's and doubles."
But Tonto said, "Oh no, too dear!"

"I need the most inexpensive,
That you have in your store,
For I come from the west,
And I am very, very poor."

"Yes, I think I can accommodate you,"
The shopkeeper then did say,
"I have No-Name brand paper,
And it's real cheap, mate, eh !"

He said, "Oh, that will be the one,
I am very pleased to see,
Give to me your No-Name paper,
And I'll take it home with me."

But alas, just three days later,
He came back in a fit,
"Here, take back your Lone Ranger paper,
I am bloody sick of it!"

"No, hang on mate, settle down,
It's not the Lone Ranger, you see,
This is No-Name toilet paper,
That you've given back to me."

"Oh, no, you are very wrong,"
Tonto replied,
"This is the Lone Rnagers paper,
That you sold to me" he cried.

"For I swear by my feathers,
And on the Bible of the Gideons,
It is rough, and it is tough,
And it takes no shit off Indians !!"



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