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Posted on Wed, Sep 27, 2006 03:36

Condoms & STD's


I understand how we've got to wear covers as guys due to the STD issues out there. What do you do about the other direction? For those of us who love using knee pads, how do we get protection too? Any information would be helpful.



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Posted on Wed, Apr 20, 2011 08:10

Quoting RapturousRed:

The first time I got caught in public wearing knee pads was while I was weeding in my backyard, in a bikini (yes, those were the younger years) and my dog got loose. I had only seconds to decide: Go change or lose my dog. So off I ran down the street in my knee pads and bikini to get my dog! I lol to myself hoping there was no one with a video cam and knowing I was probably peeing off all the housewives on the block.....



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I was going to comment on this post but after reading yours I laughed so hard that I forgot what I was going to say! I blame it all on you..thanks LOL



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Posted on Thu, Oct 18, 2007 22:57

How many pets do you have ,and I carry a 12 pack just in case.( just kidding )maybe three pack



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Posted on Sun, Oct 15, 2006 07:09

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G@@gle it and you will get all the info. BTW you aren't supposed to have sex with the phone per se...unless it's one of those sexy pink princess phones! lmao j/k

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SSS, did just that . how do you keep that thing in place? there are no teeth to anchor it to--at least in most cases, I've heard of these snapping P----s, but havne't gotten up close and personal with one yet. with that, looks like a roll of Saran Wrap would be the same. never been good at licking the mirror or the like, so that in'st going to work.

as for the phone, those pink ones are too too pink! I guess I'll need a little instruction on this aspect of safe sex, so I'm all ears or whatever else works with the phone. your instruction and guidance would be most appreciated!! not having to clean up the phone would probably make it a lot better.....

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Better to be safe and prepared for spontaneous sex, don't you think? Use your hands to hold it in place. You are still going to enjoy all the other sensory pleasures, with the limitations created by the barrier. They do come in colors and flavors by the way.

Knee pads, this is one of my favorite subjects by the way. I would suggest getting a pair that tile installers use because they are hard plastic and work on any surface.

If you find the pink princess phone too pink, I suggest using candles instead of fluorescent lighting during your intimate interludes.

My next class will be held in 7 days.


I'll look into the dental dam. heading back out here into the world is quite diff than it was back in my younger days. the hard plastic knee pads? whew, long distance timing triple??? you must have real stamina. as for the custom colors, only blue for this boy!!

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That's right, you missed Tantric 101. If there's enough interest, I can revive that thread. lmao!



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Posted on Sat, Oct 14, 2006 04:35

Rappy , I'm sure as a gardener of note, more for apparel than green fingers, a 'dibber' is that tapered prodder you use to make holes in the soil to drop seeds down. A real fun 'tool'



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Posted on Fri, Oct 13, 2006 15:08

This occured within the first month of returning to MI from CA. No shindig happening in that little town. I'm sure I horrified the neighborhood wives into keeping their husbands indoors for two weeks. I was truly lol to myself and looking for a video and dreading that I might show up on some stupid tv show....

What is a "dibber"? Speak American English, wuja? lol



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Posted on Fri, Oct 13, 2006 05:42

Hey Rappy, i think your the originator of the first 'Shindig' well in your neighbourhood anyway.
I'm grinning ear to ear at the sight of you chasing your pooch, did you have a dibber in your hand as well?



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Posted on Fri, Oct 13, 2006 01:55

lol...no pics that I'm aware of! ..but I'll take the champagne for the sheer courage!

I'm going use a doublu's line, "see, you guys don't listen"....I was weeding in the back yard'...along the fence, so my knees were on the driveway.



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Posted on Thu, Oct 12, 2006 18:11

RapturousRed write:
The first time I got caught in public wearing knee pads was while I was weeding in my backyard, in a bikini (yes, those were the younger years) and my dog got loose. I had only seconds to decide: Go change or lose my dog. So off I ran down the street in my knee pads and bikini to get my dog! I lol to myself hoping there was no one with a video cam and knowing I was probably peeing off all the housewives on the block.....

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red, I'll give a bottle of champagne for that picture....what were you doing with the knee pads?



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Posted on Wed, Oct 11, 2006 21:57

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G@@gle it and you will get all the info. BTW you aren't supposed to have sex with the phone per se...unless it's one of those sexy pink princess phones! lmao j/k

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SSS, did just that . how do you keep that thing in place? there are no teeth to anchor it to--at least in most cases, I've heard of these snapping P----s, but havne't gotten up close and personal with one yet. with that, looks like a roll of Saran Wrap would be the same. never been good at licking the mirror or the like, so that in'st going to work.

as for the phone, those pink ones are too too pink! I guess I'll need a little instruction on this aspect of safe sex, so I'm all ears or whatever else works with the phone. your instruction and guidance would be most appreciated!! not having to clean up the phone would probably make it a lot better.....

Re:





Better to be safe and prepared for spontaneous sex, don't you think? Use your hands to hold it in place. You are still going to enjoy all the other sensory pleasures, with the limitations created by the barrier. They do come in colors and flavors by the way.

Knee pads, this is one of my favorite subjects by the way. I would suggest getting a pair that tile installers use because they are hard plastic and work on any surface. Maybe you can ask MTV to "pimp your knee pads" and add a cool color job, some lights and music.

If you find the pink princess phone too pink, I suggest using candles instead of fluorescent lighting during your intimate interludes.

My next class will be held in 7 days.


I'll look into the dental dam. heading back out here into the world is quite diff than it was back in my younger days. the hard plastic knee pads? whew, long distance timing triple??? you must have real stamina. as for the custom colors, only blue for this boy!!



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Posted on Wed, Oct 11, 2006 07:16

Hey Blue, your Dad sounds great , whats his name on MM



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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 14:00

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Oh Blue, you really are a novice, to to the bottom or butt of the class, you put the knee pads on AFTER you've caught the girl , you'll need them one way or another, either to grovel, sure you understand that bit or like a good technician you'll need to crawl round while inspecting the undercarriage

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LR, once again you illustrate why Tonto is so loyal!! the inspection of the undercarriage is ok, but the groveling, don't we ever get past that????? we've outlived most of the other guys, you think we'd move up in line. I know my father, who is an energetic 79 year old has to allocate his times with the ladies. one comes and cooks, one cleans, one washes clothes, and they all get to visit and enjoy the efforts of an experienced technician.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 12:16

Oh Blue, you really are a novice, to to the bottom or butt of the class, you put the knee pads on AFTER you've caught the girl , you'll need them one way or another, either to grovel, sure you understand that bit or like a good technician you'll need to crawl round while inspecting the undercarriage



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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 07:00

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TripleS write:
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SSS what is a dental dam. had enough abstaining and phones are a mess to clean up.

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G@@gle it and you will get all the info. BTW you aren't supposed to have sex with the phone per se...unless it's one of those sexy pink princess phones! lmao j/k

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SSS, did just that on the google. how do you keep that thing in place? there are no teeth to anchor it to--at least in most cases, I've heard of these snapping P----s, but havne't gotten up close and personal with one yet. with that, looks like a roll of Saran Wrap would be the same. never been good at licking the mirror or the like, so that in'st going to work.

as for the phone, those pink ones are too too pink! I guess I'll need a little instruction on this aspect of safe sex, so I'm all ears or whatever else works with the phone. your instruction and guidance would be most appreciated!! not having to clean up the phone would probably make it a lot better.....

Re:





Better to be safe and prepared for spontaneous sex, don't you think? Use your hands to hold it in place. You are still going to enjoy all the other sensory pleasures, with the limitations created by the barrier. They do come in colors and flavors by the way.

Knee pads, this is one of my favorite subjects by the way. I would suggest getting a pair that tile installers use because they are hard plastic and work on any surface. Maybe you can ask MTV to "pimp your knee pads" and add a cool color job, some lights and music.

If you find the pink princess phone too pink, I suggest using candles instead of fluorescent lighting during your intimate interludes.

My next class will be held in 7 days.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 05:35

Queenofyourdreams write:
I saw someone wearing Knee pads today at Walmart. Not sure why the employee was wearing them, but they were blue. I thought of you when I saw them.

What a picture, blue shorts with blue knee pads....that will protect you from anything as all the ladies will run when they see you this way!

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no wonder I dan't catch the girls, and here I thought that the blue knee pads illustrated a specific talent



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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 02:34

The first time I got caught in public wearing knee pads was while I was weeding in my backyard, in a bikini (yes, those were the younger years) and my dog got loose. I had only seconds to decide: Go change or lose my dog. So off I ran down the street in my knee pads and bikini to get my dog! I lol to myself hoping there was no one with a video cam and knowing I was probably peeing off all the housewives on the block.....



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Posted on Mon, Oct 09, 2006 16:34

I saw someone wearing Knee pads today at Walmart. Not sure why the employee was wearing them, but they were blue. I thought of you when I saw them.

What a picture, blue shorts with blue knee pads....that will protect you from anything as all the ladies will run when they see you this way!

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Posted on Sun, Oct 08, 2006 19:12

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Sure, Blue...what ever you say. Now about those knee pads...

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saw them first on girls playing volleyball. when did you first see them? I always carry a pair in case I have to change a tire, look under a fence, or go to a dance with a russian crowd and want to slide on the floor with them...



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Posted on Sun, Oct 08, 2006 09:11

Sure, Blue...what ever you say. Now about those knee pads...



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Posted on Sun, Oct 08, 2006 07:24

and Queenie, LR was smacking me around not asking me on a date. LR, you have the most unusual impact on these local girls. you must clean up nightly..



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