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Posted on Tue, Aug 22, 2006 07:53

For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL



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Posted on Sun, Oct 15, 2006 07:58

well Miss TripleS and lady Hope really touched by your warmth, i have landed amongst the angels
Lone my good man, your reply is on the way lol.



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Posted on Sun, Oct 15, 2006 07:06

Good to see you Sir Brownies. Hope that now that the cobwebs have cleared you will stay and play with us for while!

Welcome back!



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Posted on Sat, Oct 14, 2006 04:24

Hey Brownies, great to see you back , i sent you an email and you disappeared, thought id put my foot in it , you know , the pile of poop.
Hope all is well with you.



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Posted on Fri, Oct 13, 2006 08:49

Hello, Lone my good man, My Lady Katiegirl, Miss Sweet Peggysue, and Lovely TripleS and Lady Hope.
Alas, for I have been away to air the cobwebs in my mind and to search for that elusive fanny bag, Mr Lone, lol
I bring to you all good tidings from my humble heart.

Let the plonking commence, lol



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Posted on Fri, Oct 13, 2006 05:35

Hi Katie, youve hit the nail on the head, pet peeves is kinda right, but its the Plonkers who give you the 'peeves', or Companies, governments , organisations, anybody who issues a ridiculous decree, that was obviously produced by a disorganised Quango.



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Posted on Thu, Oct 12, 2006 16:12

big22blue write:
Maybe he was going to suprise you with little stations on the way--a guy handing you flowers as you walked over, a waiter with a tray containing a nice glass of wine so you woulnd't be thirsty, and a him standing on his balcony watching you enjoy the short jaunt over while he toasted you with his glass of wine!! imagine that view---or he was laying in wait with a squirt gun to shoot you with grape juice!!


You're probably right. Maybe I should have asked a guy's advice on what to do.

:(



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Posted on Wed, Oct 11, 2006 22:04

katiegrlK2B write:
GrapesOfGoodHope write:
katiegrlK2B write:
GrapesOfGoodHope write:
loneranger06 write:
For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL


Sorry, Lone, you know that I love you, but I beg to disagree with you on this point!

Surely if you are that interested in someone, you should take out gold membership!?!?

And it certainly is NOT nice calling the ladies who are so civil as to respond to your winks plonkers, don't you think?


Darling Gropes, I think Lone wants us to share our pet peeves with everyone and was using an example of a pet peeve of his, such as ...




Ok KatieCool, if it was meant that way, then I'll happily join in!

This is my pet peeve: why do men send me winks, asking me to contact them when they should know I'm not a gold member either?
Might it be that they did not read my profile and are just so hard up as to wink at my disgusting phoney pic? I think those might be the real wanking plonkers/plonking wankers, sorry souls, sad Sacks or perhaps they just have a sense of humour which is way beyond my comprehension, or they might just be bored, or they are ... Oh, I give up; I just don't know!


Men don't read profiles so I doubt they even looked at the face in your pic after they became transfixed by the twins. Then ... wink time.

Silly boys...

Re:



you really think that happens? you have to read to figure anything out on here.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 11, 2006 03:50

I'm a Plonker......therefore I plonk....hehe...Bite me...:P



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Posted on Tue, Oct 10, 2006 17:59

Oh Dear, i see that since MM in there wisdom show old messages first there are a number of plonkers who can't read and are looking at the threads from the wrong end and making remarks that are a year out of date, no names no pack drill but someones just been welcomed that's been on here a year, mind you maybe a simple intelligence test isn't a bad thing



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Posted on Sun, Sep 17, 2006 17:27

katiegrlK2B write:
big22blue write:
loneranger06 write:
For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL

I went ahead, after reading this post and the tone about us winkers, and not wankers, and paid the $20 so I'm legal.


You're an honest man now!

Hey. thank you for the nice comments Big, but I'm still a Grade A single. Lots of winks ... had one even TELL me to walk over to his ecpensive house several blocks away from where I live ... (the pompous fool) but I'm a trifle old-fashioned in that I prefer a REAL man who would never think of making a woman walk to HIM on the first meeting. I didn't even HAVE TO meet him for him to give me a bad first impression of him.

Nobody special has swept me up yet. Tick, tick, tick, tick ...
(sigh)

Maybe he was going to suprise you with little stations on the way--a guy handing you flowers as you walked over, a waiter with a tray containing a nice glass of wine so you woulnd't be thirsty, and a him standing on his balcony watching you enjoy the short jaunt over while he toasted you with his glass of wine!! imagine that view---or he was laying in wait with a squirt gun to shoot you with grape juice!!



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Posted on Sun, Sep 17, 2006 01:15

big22blue write:
loneranger06 write:
For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL

I went ahead, after reading this post and the tone about us winkers, and not wankers, and paid the $20 so I'm legal.


You're an honest man now!

Hey. thank you for the nice comments Big, but I'm still a Grade A single. Lots of winks ... had one even TELL me to walk over to his ecpensive house several blocks away from where I live ... (the pompous fool) but I'm a trifle old-fashioned in that I prefer a REAL man who would never think of making a woman walk to HIM on the first meeting. I didn't even HAVE TO meet him for him to give me a bad first impression of him.

Nobody special has swept me up yet. Tick, tick, tick, tick ...
(sigh)



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Posted on Fri, Sep 15, 2006 17:37

loneranger06 write:
For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL

I went ahead, after reading this post and the tone about us winkers, and not wankers, and paid the $20 so I'm legal.



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Posted on Fri, Sep 15, 2006 07:42

Katie, You can't just say Men don't read profiles, i know a lot just look at the pics, but there's no way id pick a partner because of how she looks, its the inner person one lives and falls in love with.
I was just using the wink thingy as an example, when you point out your not a member , if the person likes you they just have to send an email so you can reply not a return wink saying email me, when its impossible.
I was thinking more along the lines of Plonkers like the traffic warden ticketing an ambulance stopped in a no parking zone to load a heart attack patient, this is true, even came with pics



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Posted on Fri, Sep 15, 2006 03:22

katiegrlK2B write:
big22blue write:
another one of those Brit/canadian words--Wanker!! now that one is a bit tougher than Shag, but still adoption would clean up my language and maybe I can slither out of the gutter just a little!!


I've never thought of you as a gutter guy, Big!





footnote: Blueeyze came back so I thought I should nickname you "Big" like Carrie's lover, Big, in Sex and the City.

Mr. Big led a much more interesting life than I do!!



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Posted on Fri, Sep 15, 2006 02:20

GrapesOfGoodHope write:
katiegrlK2B write:
GrapesOfGoodHope write:
loneranger06 write:
For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL


Sorry, Lone, you know that I love you, but I beg to disagree with you on this point!

Surely if you are that interested in someone, you should take out gold membership!?!?

And it certainly is NOT nice calling the ladies who are so civil as to respond to your winks plonkers, don't you think?


Darling Gropes, I think Lone wants us to share our pet peeves with everyone and was using an example of a pet peeve of his, such as ...




Ok KatieCool, if it was meant that way, then I'll happily join in!

This is my pet peeve: why do men send me winks, asking me to contact them when they should know I'm not a gold member either?
Might it be that they did not read my profile and are just so hard up as to wink at my disgusting phoney pic? I think those might be the real wanking plonkers/plonking wankers, sorry souls, sad Sacks or perhaps they just have a sense of humour which is way beyond my comprehension, or they might just be bored, or they are ... Oh, I give up; I just don't know!


Men don't read profiles so I doubt they even looked at the face in your pic after they became transfixed by the twins. Then ... wink time.

Silly boys...



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Posted on Thu, Sep 14, 2006 02:59

big22blue write:
another one of those Brit/canadian words--Wanker!! now that one is a bit tougher than Shag, but still adoption would clean up my language and maybe I can slither out of the gutter just a little!!


I've never thought of you as a gutter guy, Big!





footnote: Blueeyze came back so I thought I should nickname you "Big" like Carrie's lover, Big, in Sex and the City.



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Posted on Wed, Sep 13, 2006 19:32

[q flattering or attractive.

I can't stand getting a message that starts with, "Well, hello there." Ugh. It gives you the feeling that this guy doesn't even CARE what your username is, doesn't KNOW how to flirt, hasn't been the least bit interested in you until this second, & probably just wants to be webcaming on MSN with you, which eventually leads to the removal of, or just diddling open, the pants. Lots of THOSE kinds out there! Freeloader cyber-Johns!

And some might say, "What harm is it to let a guy get his jollies on cam with you if nobody is getting hurt?"

Well, there's a difference between a man who has been interested in you for a while & sees you pop online, & IM's you to meet at one of the IM's that allow webcam, & you talk back & forth & things turn sexual & both of you are turned on & stuff just ... happens.

But these "lurkers," are equivelant to ... you're sitting on the bus, a stranger gets on & sits beside you, opens his pants, takes your hand & wraps it around his main artery ... & then reacts in a highly excited state to completion.

Eeeuuuuuwwwwwwww! A Plonker Wanker!

Disgusting! That's why I don't webcam with ANY man unle



another one of those Brit/canadian words--Wanker!! now that one is a bit tougher than Shag, but still adoption would clean up my language and maybe I can slither out of the gutter just a little!!



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Posted on Wed, Sep 13, 2006 04:44

W's that's exactly what i do, that's two sensible guys on here, sow seeds watch the harvest grow then out with the harvester, LOL you are certainly not a plonker or a pillock or village idiot , half wit or the like. A plonker is a person who talks without thinking , makes a fool of himself, realises he's a total pratt, a bit like a third rate pedidentist



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Posted on Wed, Sep 13, 2006 04:33

GrapesOfGoodHope write:
loneranger06 write:
For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL


Sorry, Lone, you know that I love you, but I beg to disagree with you on this point!

Surely if you are that interested in someone, you should take out gold membership!?!?

And it certainly is NOT nice calling the ladies who are so civil as to respond to your winks plonkers, don't you think?


Darling Gropes, I think Lone wants us to share our pet peeves with everyone and was using an example of a pet peeve of his, such as:

1.) You like someone so you send them a wink with the form message, "I would like to correspond with you but am not a gold member yet so please contact me."

2.) You wait.

3.) You get a wink back saying, "I'm interested in you! Email me!

SHEESH! You already TOLD them you aren't a member yet, so naturally, YOU CAN'T EMAIL THEM!

I think that was who he was calling a plonker. But, I might be mistaken in which case you could call ME a plonker. But then I'd have to beat you up.



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