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  • View author's info posted on Oct 15, 2006 07:58


    well Miss TripleS and lady Hope really touched by your warmth, i have landed amongst the angels
    Lone my good man, your reply is on the way lol.
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  • View author's info posted on Oct 13, 2006 08:49


    Hello, Lone my good man, My Lady Katiegirl, Miss Sweet Peggysue, and Lovely TripleS and Lady Hope.
    Alas, for I have been away to air the cobwebs in my mind and to search for that elusive fanny bag, Mr Lone, lol
    I bring to you all good tidings from my humble heart.

    Let the plonking commence, lol
  • View author's info posted on Oct 12, 2006 16:12


    big22blue write:
    Maybe he was going to suprise you with little stations on the way--a guy handing you flowers as you walked over, a waiter with a tray containing a nice glass of wine so you woulnd't be thirsty, and a him standing on his balcony watching you enjoy the short jaunt over while he toasted you with his glass of wine!! imagine that view---or he was laying in wait with a squirt gun to shoot you with grape juice!!


    You're probably right. Maybe I should have asked a guy's advice on what to do.

    :(
  • View author's info posted on Oct 11, 2006 22:04


    katiegrlK2B write:
    GrapesOfGoodHope write:
    katiegrlK2B write:
    GrapesOfGoodHope write:
    loneranger06 write:
    For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
    eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
    So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL


    Sorry, Lone, you know that I love you, but I beg to disagree with you on this point!

    Surely if you are that interested in someone, you should take out gold membership!?!?

    And it certainly is NOT nice calling the ladies who are so civil as to respond to your winks plonkers, don't you think?


    Darling Gropes, I think Lone wants us to share our pet peeves with everyone and was using an example of a pet peeve of his, such as ...




    Ok KatieCool, if it was meant that way, then I'll happily join in!

    This is my pet peeve: why do men send me winks, asking me to contact them when they should know I'm not a gold member either?
    Might it be that they did not read my profile and are just so hard up as to wink at my disgusting phoney pic? I think those might be the real wanking plonkers/plonking wankers, sorry souls, sad Sacks or perhaps they just have a sense of humour which is way beyond my comprehension, or they might just be bored, or they are ... Oh, I give up; I just don't know!


    Men don't read profiles so I doubt they even looked at the face in your pic after they became transfixed by the twins. Then ... wink time.

    Silly boys...

    Re:



    you really think that happens? you have to read to figure anything out on here.
  • View author's info posted on Oct 11, 2006 03:50


    I'm a Plonker......therefore I plonk....hehe...Bite me...:P
  • View author's info posted on Sep 17, 2006 17:27


    katiegrlK2B write:
    big22blue write:
    loneranger06 write:
    For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
    eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
    So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL

    I went ahead, after reading this post and the tone about us winkers, and not wankers, and paid the $20 so I'm legal.


    You're an honest man now!

    Hey. thank you for the nice comments Big, but I'm still a Grade A single. Lots of winks ... had one even TELL me to walk over to his ecpensive house several blocks away from where I live ... (the pompous fool) but I'm a trifle old-fashioned in that I prefer a REAL man who would never think of making a woman walk to HIM on the first meeting. I didn't even HAVE TO meet him for him to give me a bad first impression of him.

    Nobody special has swept me up yet. Tick, tick, tick, tick ...
    (sigh)

    Maybe he was going to suprise you with little stations on the way--a guy handing you flowers as you walked over, a waiter with a tray containing a nice glass of wine so you woulnd't be thirsty, and a him standing on his balcony watching you enjoy the short jaunt over while he toasted you with his glass of wine!! imagine that view---or he was laying in wait with a squirt gun to shoot you with grape juice!!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 17, 2006 01:15


    big22blue write:
    loneranger06 write:
    For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
    eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
    So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL

    I went ahead, after reading this post and the tone about us winkers, and not wankers, and paid the $20 so I'm legal.


    You're an honest man now!

    Hey. thank you for the nice comments Big, but I'm still a Grade A single. Lots of winks ... had one even TELL me to walk over to his ecpensive house several blocks away from where I live ... (the pompous fool) but I'm a trifle old-fashioned in that I prefer a REAL man who would never think of making a woman walk to HIM on the first meeting. I didn't even HAVE TO meet him for him to give me a bad first impression of him.

    Nobody special has swept me up yet. Tick, tick, tick, tick ...
    (sigh)
  • View author's info posted on Sep 15, 2006 17:37


    loneranger06 write:
    For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
    eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
    So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL

    I went ahead, after reading this post and the tone about us winkers, and not wankers, and paid the $20 so I'm legal.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 15, 2006 03:22


    katiegrlK2B write:
    big22blue write:
    another one of those Brit/canadian words--Wanker!! now that one is a bit tougher than Shag, but still adoption would clean up my language and maybe I can slither out of the gutter just a little!!


    I've never thought of you as a gutter guy, Big!





    footnote: Blueeyze came back so I thought I should nickname you "Big" like Carrie's lover, Big, in Sex and the City.

    Mr. Big led a much more interesting life than I do!!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 15, 2006 02:20


    GrapesOfGoodHope write:
    katiegrlK2B write:
    GrapesOfGoodHope write:
    loneranger06 write:
    For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
    eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
    So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL


    Sorry, Lone, you know that I love you, but I beg to disagree with you on this point!

    Surely if you are that interested in someone, you should take out gold membership!?!?

    And it certainly is NOT nice calling the ladies who are so civil as to respond to your winks plonkers, don't you think?


    Darling Gropes, I think Lone wants us to share our pet peeves with everyone and was using an example of a pet peeve of his, such as ...




    Ok KatieCool, if it was meant that way, then I'll happily join in!

    This is my pet peeve: why do men send me winks, asking me to contact them when they should know I'm not a gold member either?
    Might it be that they did not read my profile and are just so hard up as to wink at my disgusting phoney pic? I think those might be the real wanking plonkers/plonking wankers, sorry souls, sad Sacks or perhaps they just have a sense of humour which is way beyond my comprehension, or they might just be bored, or they are ... Oh, I give up; I just don't know!


    Men don't read profiles so I doubt they even looked at the face in your pic after they became transfixed by the twins. Then ... wink time.

    Silly boys...
  • View author's info posted on Sep 14, 2006 02:59


    big22blue write:
    another one of those Brit/canadian words--Wanker!! now that one is a bit tougher than Shag, but still adoption would clean up my language and maybe I can slither out of the gutter just a little!!


    I've never thought of you as a gutter guy, Big!





    footnote: Blueeyze came back so I thought I should nickname you "Big" like Carrie's lover, Big, in Sex and the City.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 13, 2006 19:32


    [q flattering or attractive.

    I can't stand getting a message that starts with, "Well, hello there." Ugh. It gives you the feeling that this guy doesn't even CARE what your username is, doesn't KNOW how to flirt, hasn't been the least bit interested in you until this second, & probably just wants to be webcaming on MSN with you, which eventually leads to the removal of, or just diddling open, the pants. Lots of THOSE kinds out there! Freeloader cyber-Johns!

    And some might say, "What harm is it to let a guy get his jollies on cam with you if nobody is getting hurt?"

    Well, there's a difference between a man who has been interested in you for a while & sees you pop online, & IM's you to meet at one of the IM's that allow webcam, & you talk back & forth & things turn sexual & both of you are turned on & stuff just ... happens.

    But these "lurkers," are equivelant to ... you're sitting on the bus, a stranger gets on & sits beside you, opens his pants, takes your hand & wraps it around his main artery ... & then reacts in a highly excited state to completion.

    Eeeuuuuuwwwwwwww! A Plonker Wanker!

    Disgusting! That's why I don't webcam with ANY man unle



    another one of those Brit/canadian words--Wanker!! now that one is a bit tougher than Shag, but still adoption would clean up my language and maybe I can slither out of the gutter just a little!!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 13, 2006 04:33


    GrapesOfGoodHope write:
    loneranger06 write:
    For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
    eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
    So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL


    Sorry, Lone, you know that I love you, but I beg to disagree with you on this point!

    Surely if you are that interested in someone, you should take out gold membership!?!?

    And it certainly is NOT nice calling the ladies who are so civil as to respond to your winks plonkers, don't you think?


    Darling Gropes, I think Lone wants us to share our pet peeves with everyone and was using an example of a pet peeve of his, such as:

    1.) You like someone so you send them a wink with the form message, "I would like to correspond with you but am not a gold member yet so please contact me."

    2.) You wait.

    3.) You get a wink back saying, "I'm interested in you! Email me!

    SHEESH! You already TOLD them you aren't a member yet, so naturally, YOU CAN'T EMAIL THEM!

    I think that was who he was calling a plonker. But, I might be mistaken in which case you could call ME a plonker. But then I'd have to beat you up.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 13, 2006 00:33


    GrapesOfGoodHope write:
    loneranger06 write:
    For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
    eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
    So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL


    Sorry, Lone, you know that I love you, but I beg to disagree with you on this point!

    Surely if you are that interested in someone, you should take out gold membership!?!?

    And it certainly is NOT nice calling the ladies who are so civil as to respond to your winks plonkers, don't you think?



    Well, I am not a member yet so I guess I am a plonker. I plan on saving up all of my winks, paying for a month and then write the winkers.

    I will do this as soon as I get two winks, which may take another year, so be patient.


    lol
  • View author's info posted on Sep 10, 2006 15:40


    loneranger06 write:
    For all you addicted to Brit comedy you will know what a plonker is.
    eg. As a non member you fancy someone and because you can't email you send them the set paragraph saying your not a gold member please email back, you then receive an wink back saying I'm interested view my profile and email me.
    So please lets have all the little annoying things that get up your noses or under you skin, this could run for ever LOL

    Okay. I avoid the Instant Messaging features on dating sites like the Ebola virus! They're usually just "lurkers" sitting there every moment, waiting for a woman to log on & then BAM! They IM her instantly. It's a lazy method of flirting. It ISN'T flirting! It's just laying in wait. That's not flattering or attractive.

    I can't stand getting a message that starts with, "Well, hello there." Ugh. It gives you the feeling that this guy doesn't even CARE what your username is, doesn't KNOW how to flirt, hasn't been the least bit interested in you until this second, & probably just wants to be webcaming on MSN with you, which eventually leads to the removal of, or just diddling open, the pants. Lots of THOSE kinds out there! Freeloader cyber-Johns!

    And some might say, "What harm is it to let a guy get his jollies on cam with you if nobody is getting hurt?"

    Well, there's a difference between a man who has been interested in you for a while & sees you pop online, & IM's you to meet at one of the IM's that allow webcam, & you talk back & forth & things turn sexual & both of you are turned on & stuff just ... happens.

    But these "lurkers," are equivelant to ... you're sitting on the bus, a stranger gets on & sits beside you, opens his pants, takes your hand & wraps it around his main artery ... & then reacts in a highly excited state to completion.

    Eeeuuuuuwwwwwwww! A Plonker Wanker!

    Disgusting! That's why I don't webcam with ANY man unless I know him well.
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