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Posted on Mon, Aug 21, 2006 00:04

from one of my emails ----


People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." So, here it is:

You're a lady and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic
in bed." That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call him and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to
him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to
straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and
then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to
you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies
you, but you talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you. That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So
you climb onto the roof of one situated near the center of the block and
shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
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Note:

I tried to adapt these approaches to see if they would work for men as well as they work for women - with appropriate modifications. It didn't work for me, but the other guys may have better luck. Let me know. ---- And you ladies can tell us which works best for you.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 03, 2006 13:54

But Cyn, if you just stumble across someone, then you haven't been able to read their bio or posts. How could you be interested in them??? lol

You friend that wants to meet a wealthy man is much more likely to "get er done" that the one who has to be the center of attention all the time. She needs to read about her personality disorder.



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Posted on Sat, Sep 23, 2006 20:35

Cynburghleah I think I am going to disagree a bit here - "the stumble across" part. Here is why.

I have always been very passive about finding a good match. Before I retired, I worked so hard that I really didn't have the energy and time to socialize much. The only people I really knew were people that I worked with. Many were single but they too were very overworked and had little time or energy for a relationship. Their weekends and mine were filled with normal errands, paying bills, and the millions of things you have to do to maintain yourself.

Even today, with more time, but less energy, I rarely initiate a conversation, a chat, wink, etc. I someone writes me and continues to write, I will probably become interested in them. Otherwise, they just "fade away".

BUT this is BAD. I have seen many people who are more aggressive find a match. I highly recommend a more active approach because the passive approach certainly hasn't done anything for me and most of my work friends. However, it has become my lifestyle and will probably not ever change.

So, if you are really serious about finding a match, do some marketing, be aggressive, go for it.

I am going back to my book and nap now. lol



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Posted on Tue, Sep 12, 2006 11:58

W's we know all about marketing but most are just 'shooting a line' and the best of all you've missed out, 'Market Research' Then of course you've got Your Sales Aids, Power point is the most popular, gets great results, trade marks can be fun to, but branding on the rump is not recommended.
Then of course to get max, coverage there's Sales support know more popularly as a 'Gang Bang'. I could go on but I'm late for a sales convention, see you later after the Orgy



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Posted on Tue, Sep 12, 2006 04:33


That was hilarious! So those are the hooks, what are the closers?


Here are a few:

1. And: I am not wearing any pant*ies

2. And: I haven't had any in a year.

3. And: I can invite my girlfriend over too.

4. And: I love to have my way with my men, but I do let them rest 10 min. out of every hour.



I can think of a dozen more, but I think you girls should supply a few.

lol

Simple me...Timely delivery of the goods is the closer...lol


Oh, Red, you are my kind of girl..
BUT, you probably should not be allowed to run loose unless you are wearing a DANGER sign. I will send you some in the interest of protecting the poor innocent men in your area.

Me, dangerous?! I'll admit to having been called "Trouble", but they say they mean that in a good way...lol

Besides, just keeping with the marketing theme....

Red hair, attitude, and you can spell. you are very very dangerous......probably even have good legs!!

I've been told it's something about the eyes, smile. Maybe attitude, but can't be the hair, I was told that when I was blonde.

the red hair is a definite factor, but no mention of the legs? as for the eyes and smile, ---come hither says the spider to the fly!!



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Posted on Mon, Sep 11, 2006 14:59

big22blue write:
RapturousRed write:
wwww1234 write:
RapturousRed write:
wwww1234 write:
pacificmermaid write:
That was hilarious! So those are the hooks, what are the closers?


Here are a few:

1. And: I am not wearing any pant*ies

2. And: I haven't had any in a year.

3. And: I can invite my girlfriend over too.

4. And: I love to have my way with my men, but I do let them rest 10 min. out of every hour.



I can think of a dozen more, but I think you girls should supply a few.

lol

Simple me...Timely delivery of the goods is the closer...lol


Oh, Red, you are my kind of girl..
BUT, you probably should not be allowed to run loose unless you are wearing a DANGER sign. I will send you some in the interest of protecting the poor innocent men in your area.

Me, dangerous?! I'll admit to having been called "Trouble", but they say they mean that in a good way...lol

Besides, just keeping with the marketing theme....

Red hair, attitude, and you can spell. you are very very dangerous......probably even have good legs!!

I've been told it's something about the eyes, smile. Maybe attitude, but can't be the hair, I was told that when I was blonde.



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Posted on Sun, Sep 10, 2006 20:08

RapturousRed write:
wwww1234 write:
RapturousRed write:
wwww1234 write:
pacificmermaid write:
That was hilarious! So those are the hooks, what are the closers?


Here are a few:

1. And: I am not wearing any pant*ies

2. And: I haven't had any in a year.

3. And: I can invite my girlfriend over too.

4. And: I love to have my way with my men, but I do let them rest 10 min. out of every hour.



I can think of a dozen more, but I think you girls should supply a few.

lol

Simple me...Timely delivery of the goods is the closer...lol


Oh, Red, you are my kind of girl..
BUT, you probably should not be allowed to run loose unless you are wearing a DANGER sign. I will send you some in the interest of protecting the poor innocent men in your area.

Me, dangerous?! I'll admit to having been called "Trouble", but they say they mean that in a good way...lol

Besides, just keeping with the marketing theme....

Red hair, attitude, and you can spell. you are very very dangerous......probably even have good legs!!



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Posted on Sun, Sep 10, 2006 05:40

wwww1234 write:
Red "Me, dangerous?! I'll admit to having been called "Trouble", but they say they mean that in a good way...lol "

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Yea, Red, I have had to pay friends for favorable words and endorsements too.


lolol

Being called "Trouble" is a compliment?! lol...Although since they say they mean it in a good way, I take it and leave it alone.

Perhaps you and the other men can explain to me why "Trouble" is good and how it is you can know this within five minutes of meeting a woman. And I'll swear right now it's not because I do the Naw'lins thang (show 'em my ****).

smiles



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Posted on Fri, Sep 08, 2006 08:56

Red "Me, dangerous?! I'll admit to having been called "Trouble", but they say they mean that in a good way...lol "

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Yea, Red, I have had to pay friends for favorable words and endorsements too.


lolol



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Posted on Sat, Sep 02, 2006 04:53

wwww1234 write:
RapturousRed write:
wwww1234 write:
pacificmermaid write:
That was hilarious! So those are the hooks, what are the closers?


Here are a few:

1. And: I am not wearing any pant*ies

2. And: I haven't had any in a year.

3. And: I can invite my girlfriend over too.

4. And: I love to have my way with my men, but I do let them rest 10 min. out of every hour.



I can think of a dozen more, but I think you girls should supply a few.

lol

Simple me...Timely delivery of the goods is the closer...lol


Oh, Red, you are my kind of girl..
BUT, you probably should not be allowed to run loose unless you are wearing a DANGER sign. I will send you some in the interest of protecting the poor innocent men in your area.

Me, dangerous?! I'll admit to having been called "Trouble", but they say they mean that in a good way...lol

Besides, just keeping with the marketing theme....



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Posted on Fri, Sep 01, 2006 12:43

RapturousRed write:
wwww1234 write:
pacificmermaid write:
That was hilarious! So those are the hooks, what are the closers?


Here are a few:

1. And: I am not wearing any pant*ies

2. And: I haven't had any in a year.

3. And: I can invite my girlfriend over too.

4. And: I love to have my way with my men, but I do let them rest 10 min. out of every hour.



I can think of a dozen more, but I think you girls should supply a few.

lol

Simple me...Timely delivery of the goods is the closer...lol


Oh, Red, you are my kind of girl..
BUT, you probably should not be allowed to run loose unless you are wearing a DANGER sign. I will send you some in the interest of protecting the poor innocent men in your area.



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Posted on Fri, Sep 01, 2006 02:18

wwww1234 write:
pacificmermaid write:
That was hilarious! So those are the hooks, what are the closers?


Here are a few:

1. And: I am not wearing any pant*ies

2. And: I haven't had any in a year.

3. And: I can invite my girlfriend over too.

4. And: I love to have my way with my men, but I do let them rest 10 min. out of every hour.



I can think of a dozen more, but I think you girls should supply a few.

lol

Simple me...Timely delivery of the goods is the closer...lol



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Posted on Thu, Aug 31, 2006 15:45

pacificmermaid write:
That was hilarious! So those are the hooks, what are the closers?


Here are a few:

1. And: I am not wearing any pant*ies

2. And: I haven't had any in a year.

3. And: I can invite my girlfriend over too.

4. And: I love to have my way with my men, but I do let them rest 10 min. out of every hour.



I can think of a dozen more, but I think you girls should supply a few.

lol



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Posted on Wed, Aug 30, 2006 23:31

RapturousRed write:
wwww1234 write:
RapturousRed write:
too funny! I am truly lol...where do you find these things?!

Though I've never heard it described in this way, I have always been a PR woman.


I don't suppose that you noticed that my tie needs straighten.

lol

You're not wearing a tie! But that collar does look a little off kilter to me.....
smiles


I'm not wearing a belt or underwear either.... But a smart woman like you always knows how to improvise and find something to straighten..............

I think I will shut up right there.



Man it hard to turn over this new being nice leaf.




lololololol



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Posted on Wed, Aug 30, 2006 23:25

statuesque4u write:
RapturousRed write:
too funny! I am truly lol...where do you find these things?!

Though I've never heard it described in this way, I have always been a PR woman.


Oh geez Red 5W can come up with the kind of things that make you spit thru your nose while reading. He's not on his element as he use to be but a better sense of humor would be hard to find...

love ya 5W


"he's not on his element as he use to be"

I think I have been insulted but just can't figure out how. Stat, you are going to have to define element for me.
Wait, let me think, I might not want to know, especially in public like this.



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Posted on Wed, Aug 30, 2006 13:06

That was hilarious! So those are the hooks, what are the closers?



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Posted on Tue, Aug 29, 2006 08:16

RapturousRed write:
too funny! I am truly lol...where do you find these things?!

Though I've never heard it described in this way, I have always been a PR woman.


Oh geez Red 5W can come up with the kind of things that make you spit thru your nose while reading. He's not on his element as he use to be but a better sense of humor would be hard to find...

love ya 5W



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Posted on Tue, Aug 29, 2006 02:12

wwww1234 write:
RapturousRed write:
too funny! I am truly lol...where do you find these things?!

Though I've never heard it described in this way, I have always been a PR woman.


I don't suppose that you noticed that my tie needs straighten.

lol

You're not wearing a tie! But that collar does look a little off kilter to me.....
smiles



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Posted on Sun, Aug 27, 2006 21:09

RapturousRed write:
too funny! I am truly lol...where do you find these things?!

Though I've never heard it described in this way, I have always been a PR woman.

at least he has a plan



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Posted on Sun, Aug 27, 2006 11:53

RapturousRed write:
too funny! I am truly lol...where do you find these things?!

Though I've never heard it described in this way, I have always been a PR woman.


I don't suppose that you noticed that my tie needs straighten.

lol



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