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Men are like.... one of those funny e-mails
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Posted on Tue, Aug 15, 2006 16:33

This was sent to me today and I thought I would share it.


1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!



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Posted on Tue, Sep 26, 2006 14:16

I see, I go away for a few days and come back to find th at the Long Ranger is thinking ofboddice rippers,
the Knight of the Big Blue is unbuttoning things....
and wwww. is learning how to count.

Not only that but the topics are all listed from back to front now...new posts on the bottom. Well, here I am again underneath you guys...

Where are the woman of this site! Help me here.

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Posted on Tue, Sep 26, 2006 14:00

Queenofyourdreams write:
This was sent to me today and I thought I would share it.


1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!


I agree with number 2. It seems the older they are the less hard they get!!! Now if I'm wrong, please someone correct me!!!



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Posted on Tue, Sep 26, 2006 04:21

Oh Blue , that's a bit tame isn't it , i remember awhile back in my U'ff being told that a ' gentleman was a guy who get out of the bathtub to pee in the sink, and that a virgin was a girl who could run faster than her brother.



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Posted on Mon, Sep 25, 2006 11:19

Queenofyourdreams write:
So mr. Blue, you like all this triva it seems. I like to believe that most men are gentlemen...and soon you will be as famous as our hero, the LoneRanger because of your blue shorts. By the way mr. blue, would you do me a favor and tell me what you think a gentlemen is??

wwww. So I am now on your shiny list? That is great. Those jokes are funny. Now what prize do I get for being on the wwww Shiny list. Is that like the Palm Beach Shiny Sheet? Do we need to subscibe our do we become honorary members as you decree? Will I get a membership card? What are the benefits of membership on your shiny list...

LR. That was impressive. You should post it on the blogs. I like your version of "Men are like..." better than the one I found. Your writing abilities are amazing, astounding, accurate. I wonder if the real Lone Ranger reads this. He will be so happy to know that his mentor and guide in life is really here on MM. I am sure he wants to learn what you are doing with that feather...

gentleman=guy who bothers to unbutton and not just rip off the clothes in the way!



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Posted on Sun, Sep 24, 2006 19:41

Queenie maybe a name change is in order and LR stands for literate ranger , throw away my 6 guns get ink and pen instead, put Tonto on a reservation, get a squaw for a secretary, swap Silver for an SUV and start writing boddice rippers or something similar



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Posted on Sat, Sep 23, 2006 19:59

A Farmer Sets A Few Ground Rules

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."



Hey Queenie, That's once.
lololololol



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Posted on Sat, Sep 23, 2006 15:37

So mr. Blue, you like all this triva it seems. I like to believe that most men are gentlemen...and soon you will be as famous as our hero, the LoneRanger because of your blue shorts. By the way mr. blue, would you do me a favor and tell me what you think a gentlemen is??

wwww. So I am now on your shiny list? That is great. Those jokes are funny. Now what prize do I get for being on the wwww Shiny list. Is that like the Palm Beach Shiny Sheet? Do we need to subscibe our do we become honorary members as you decree? Will I get a membership card? What are the benefits of membership on your shiny list...

LR. That was impressive. You should post it on the blogs. I like your version of "Men are like..." better than the one I found. Your writing abilities are amazing, astounding, accurate. I wonder if the real Lone Ranger reads this. He will be so happy to know that his mentor and guide in life is really here on MM. I am sure he wants to learn what you are doing with that feather...



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Posted on Sat, Sep 23, 2006 12:18

A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket.
This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?"
The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I'm heading home!"



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Posted on Sat, Sep 23, 2006 10:44

Hi Blue, i hope you saw the task i gave you on another thread, thx for the praise, but I'm a mere man, just hope you enjoy my new listing here



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Posted on Sat, Sep 23, 2006 10:41

1. Men are like laxatives, they make woman go all soft inside.
2.Men are like bananas, great when they are peeled off.
3. Men are like the weather, a great 'front' will blow you away.
4.Men are like blenders, a good one will churn up you feelings.
5.Men are like chocolate bars, unwrap and indulge.
6.Men are like Commercials, make you want to try the real thing.
7.Men are like Dept. stores, of course we shop with our loved ones.
8.Men are like Gov. Bonds a wonderful surprise when they come up.
9.Men are like mascara,nothing more beautiful to the eyes.
10.Men are like popcorn, what else would you take to a movie.
11.Men are like snowstorms, pure as the driven snow.
12.Men are like Lava lamps, fascinating to watch.
13.Men are like parking slots, the best ones come along unexpectedly.
14.Men are not like the lone ranger, he is like me



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Posted on Sat, Sep 23, 2006 08:40

Well Queenie, now you are at the top of my sh** list. I get even.



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Posted on Fri, Sep 22, 2006 14:01

Queenofyourdreams write:
This was sent to me today and I thought I would share it.


1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!

you are one gatherer of trivia about men--Queenie--we are just gentleman out here and--the ranger is a star and super hero



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