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Posted on Sun, Aug 06, 2006 03:28

Hi Everyone.

With so many serious topics in the forum, how about sharing some of your funniest experiences.

It could be something that happened growing up, dating experience, something your pet has done to get you in trouble, your children, or something thats embarassed you, work etc

Lets hear your stories and have a laugh, at your expense of course ;-)

Grab a coffee and start writing

Who wants to start?

Obviously no one lol

I wanted to see if anyone wants to laugh as everyone here seems to enjoy all the misery topics so much.



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Posted on Sun, Sep 10, 2006 04:18

.......Insert burping here........Insert farting here.......Is that funny enough..?
I hope so...as that's all I've got...
Spread the loveeeeeeeeeeeeee...



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Posted on Fri, Sep 08, 2006 12:00

Last week a fun crazy wine drinking friend of my daughter went on hols. She is 6' and gorgeous working in a London casino.. She came second in a beauty contest but here's why. The stage was set with a dressing table, mirror, empty door frame and toilet. You had to decide whether to act "going out" or "coming home"... unknown to her all the other women played the role of "going out" she decided to do the "coming home".. not a dry eye in the place. Wonder why she came second..



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Posted on Sat, Aug 26, 2006 15:25

maxella omg ha ha ha what can i say omg

thats awful. i had a house guinea pig and his name was buster. he was rescued from someone else. we had him for a while and he got sick. the vet told me he wouldnt make it but i was determined. 2 weeks of hand feeding him baby food and he got better. my daughter asked me if she could bath him as he was mucky from 2 weeks of baby food. after bathing him she wrapped him up in her coat to keep him warm and she put him on the sofa. low and behold my son and his football friends came in and sat on the sofa. i shreaked out when i saw them sat on the coat. i opened it and buster was as flat as a pancake. i cried for days



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Posted on Thu, Aug 24, 2006 02:51

Years ago I went to the local village fair with my children winning a lovely healthy goldfish. I bought the bowl and food and happily walked home looking forward to a few years of fishy fun!.. I walked into the kitchen, carefully put the bag to the lip of the goldfish-bowl and then DISASTER. The fish fell on the floor so 6 tiny feet stood perfectly still. Horror on all faces and tears filling in their eyes quickly. We looked for 3 mins for this gold fish (felt a lot longer I can tell you). It was nowhere, wasnt under the washing machine, wasnt under the table, nor was it in the sink.. !!!! HELP.. I found it .. speared on my stiletto heel. Should have got the fluffy toy!



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Posted on Sun, Aug 06, 2006 14:59

Gosh

Im getting paranoid at how many women are viewing my profile. They are now out weighing the men lol. I dont do women lol



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Posted on Sun, Aug 06, 2006 11:15

You have a thing about domestic chores eh! is it a fetish? lol

I think all good men should be tied to the kitchen sink, literally lol

Men could liberate the domestic chores :-)

Island, If i had my way, all men would be at home, doing all the chores and getting my supper ready for me for when i get home from work :-)

I dont think men apreciate a womans nagging. PMT is a great excuse when nagging a man. Jan 1st, threw the dinner plate at the wall because Mr X sat watching TV whilst she slogged her guts out cleaning his hair from the bathroom sink. 2,3,4,5,6 Jan, didnt talk to Mr X because her hair didnt look right, 7 Jan Mr X aproaches his missus, babe why are you so moody and she replies "its my hormones babe, Just PMT thats all and its normal" so Mr X sits back watching TV thinking its a passing phase. 8,9,10,11,12,13 january, Mr X finds his clothes outside the door after being nagged constantly since 1st january. Off out he walks for a beer leaving his moody missues at home. Returning home sozzled he strolls in and there she is, eyes red from tears. Asking why she had been crying she replies "because you went out with out me, are you ashamed to take me out now?" and Mr X looks somewhat bewildered. She stomps off into her room and slams the door behind herself. 14,15,16,17,18,19 january Mr X takes home flowers to his missus because he is in the mood for sex and has been ignored for the last few days and couldnt do anything right. "Is that all you bring me because your in the mood for sex" she screams as she storms off into the kitchen and refuses to cook him dinner. 20-30th jan every day has been a battle. Mr X is determined to get to the bottom of this PMT thing and aproaches his missus sheepishly after spending hours on the net and talking to friends. "darling, i do love you but your moods are too much. I looked up PMT on the net and my heart goes out to you but how comes your PMT has lasted every day of the month? she replies

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT



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Posted on Sun, Aug 06, 2006 03:42

me Tess ~i will

Once upon a time there was an American woman and she met on millionaire match she had all these list of things she wanted. she said, i wont cook clean or do anything: my husband will take me to dinner. wine an dine me and take care of all the bills. I want to be treated like a princess. She wanted the perfect mate, but she kept making this list until finally she broke down had a nervous breakdown and found out no one wanted her. She cried all day and night about this: "no one wants me? and the fairy god mother came to her bed and said :" woman behave thyself" your not the only egg on the planet. LOL



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