"Knows How To Treat A Lady" - Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Aug 01, 2006 23:44


    I don't know how many profiles state that they want a man that "knows how to treat a lady"

    Now, I have my definition of a lady, but I would like to hear yours. For instance,

    1. Can she open her own door?
    2. Can she pump her own gas?
    3. Can she wear Daisy Dukes around the house? To the store?
    4. Can she tell or hear a dirty joke?
    5. Can you rub her butt while walking down the street if you are sneaky about it?
    6. Can she loose her temper?
    7. Is she ever mean and nasty?
    8 Selfish?
    9. Self centered?
    10. Can she love sex?
    11. Is the title "lady" earned, or just given because someone thinks she is one and wants to be treated like one?

    Lets hear some good definitions of "lady", and the behavior and characteristics we can expect of this creature. When I meet one, I sure want to be able to know what I have found.
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  • View author's info posted on Jun 30, 2008 17:01


    katie you silly thing you,sounds like you are a fun person to be around.your fellow silly Joe

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  • View author's info posted on Jun 30, 2008 16:57


    hey red i sew and cook and enjoy it,im not much on the house work thing.i'm a poor bastard and i still pay for everything or i don't go.i don't do that dutch thing.i used to go out with this girl from conn when i was 35 and her family were millionares and spent more money on her.thats the way i m from the old school.yours joe

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  • View author's info posted on Apr 11, 2007 22:54


    Yes cutiepie, I remember. You really nead to get on 360 with us. I can really raise h_ll on there. No MM gods.

    And, tripple is right, my polishing business is terrible. I will give you reduced rates, this century only.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Mar 14, 2007 19:27


    wwww1234 write:
    I don't know how many profiles state that they want a man that "knows how to treat a lady"

    Now, I have my definition of a lady, but I would like to hear yours. For instance,

    1. Can she open her own door?
    2. Can she pump her own gas?
    3. Can she wear Daisy Dukes around the house? To the store?
    4. Can she tell or hear a dirty joke?
    5. Can you rub her butt while walking down the street if you are sneaky about it?
    6. Can she loose her temper?
    7. Is she ever mean and nasty?
    8 Selfish?
    9. Self centered?
    10. Can she love sex?
    11. Is the title "lady" earned, or just given because someone thinks she is one and wants to be treated like one?

    Lets hear some good definitions of "lady", and the behavior and characteristics we can expect of this creature. When I meet one, I sure want to be able to know what I have found.

    Re:Wow, this is good, I'm a lady, woman, girl, all wrap up in one.. and I'm sure that some one said more...lmao
  • View author's info posted on Mar 14, 2007 07:30


    Less time than pounding on the forums and the blogs chest. MM has died. Guess their editors did them in.
  • View author's info posted on Mar 09, 2007 23:06


    Red, there is plenty of clothing laying around, but being the bodice ripper that I am, most of it is worse for wear.

    lololol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 15, 2006 14:56


    wwww123456 write:
    Red, don't worry about having the right clothes. I am sure there are some under the bed, in the back seat of my car, down at the hay barn, or somewhere around here that you could wear.

    What size??

    lmao

    And I won't even have to iron, right? Good, cuz I don't iron. But hey, haven't you admitted that it is highly unlikely that you have any woman's clothing near your bed?! Those left in the car kinda scare me....it's a germ/DNA thing..lol..you find it and it will be the right size.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 15, 2006 14:53


    Devoted2FindingU write:
    Red,
    Did you mean skewer? If I skew you (doesn't that sound delicious) I would be distorting or biased in meaning or effect.
    On the other hand "skewer", well sweety we can take that conversation offline. lol.

    -D.

    p.s. It is good to see your face too!

    Of course I meant skewer, but I did intentionally distorted the word!

    As long as there are no long, metal prong-like utensils involved, slow cooking is almost always best....
    -)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2006 18:40


    Red, don't worry about having the right clothes. I am sure there are some under the bed, in the back seat of my car, down at the hay barn, or somewhere around here that you could wear.

    What size??

    lmao
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2006 02:49


    Devoted2FindingU write:
    katiegrlK2B write:
    Devoted2FindingU write:
    Red,
    It is pretty simple to know how to treat a lady. See a lady is like a rare steak you just got to know how to put the flame to them and when to flip them.

    -D.


    D, it sounds like you're describing a rump roast! LOL


    Fillet Katie. Wait I did not mean we should fillet Katie or that Katie was a fillet, oh but if she were. Just imagine how I would marinade her. Well use your imagination.

    Anyway my point was no rump roast for me only fillet!

    W's - you always flip them just as the toes begin to curl.


    LOL
    Before wwwwwwwwwww calls me a heifer, may I remind you I AM a "filly!"

    (you little devil, you...)
  • View author's info posted on Aug 11, 2006 02:26


    wwww123456 write:
    Red

    I wouldn't treat a lady much different that any other good human being, but I would open the doors for her when we went to the annual rednecks ball, and would help here get out of the car so she won't show too much in her Daisy Dukes or micro-miniskirt.

    And, since I rarely swear, that wouldn't be much of a issue.

    And, if the lady in question was also my sweetie, I would play her bongos with extra love and care. lol

    And no one without Cat3 characteristics gets much of my time or attention, unless its negative attention.

    And so we finally come full circle!
    Laurel and kisses on both cheeks, doubleu's.

    I guess it won't be me going to the redneck ball with you though (heavy sigh),since I no longer have the right clothes....which is of course essential when going to such an event.

    Devo: Nice to see your face again! Leave it to one of our fine southern gents to come up with such an imaginative metaphor! lol.....
    Word of caution though: Be very careful if you try to skew us....
  • View author's info posted on Aug 10, 2006 02:21


    Devoted2FindingU write:
    Red,
    It is pretty simple to know how to treat a lady. See a lady is like a rare steak you just got to know how to put the flame to them and when to flip them.

    -D.


    D, it sounds like you're describing a rump roast! LOL
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2006 21:05


    Devoted2FindingU write:
    Red,
    It is pretty simple to know how to treat a lady. See a lady is like a rare steak you just got to know how to put the flame to them and when to flip them.

    -D.


    I never could get that quite right. Do you use one of those meat thermometers, or some other indicator?? I tried to use "toes curling" as a well done indicator, but it don't work on all ladies.

    lol

    great post

    You know, toes curling might make a good thread.
    lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 09, 2006 07:51


    Red

    I wouldn't treat a lady much different that any other good human being, but I would open the doors for her when we went to the annual rednecks ball, and would help here get out of the car so she won't show too much in her Daisy Dukes or micro-miniskirt.

    And, since I rarely swear, that wouldn't be much of a issue.

    And, if the lady in question was also my sweetie, I would play her bongos with extra love and care. lol

    And no one without Cat3 characteristics gets much of my time or attention, unless its negative attention.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 08, 2006 15:33


    wwww123456 write:
    Red, ref. your lady vs woman qu.
    It might help if you understood how I view any persons assets. - so here goes.

    I divide people's assets and qualities into three categories.

    1. Those you were born with, and had nothing to do with. Such as beauty, intelligence, family money, etc.

    2. Those you had to work to obtain. Such as education, knowledge, wisdom, skills/abilities, your accomplishments, etc.

    3. Those that define your character and the higher level traits of a good human being that you have. Such as honesty, compassion, kindness, and about 60 others.

    The last category is the most important to me. I appreciate the other categories, especially the second one, but the third is the deal breaker.

    Thus, a person with a lot of "good human being traits" gets (and deserves) my highest level of respect, my greatest concern, and possibly would be among my best friends. If we have great philosophical differences, maybe not friends, but I probably would still respect your opinion or ideas, even if I thought they were wrong.
    Thus, to be a lady to me, you would have also have to qualify in the last category.

    All other people, man or woman, just exist, and are not of a great concern of mine (in my closest personal world).
    Well, you asked.
    lol

    I know some people think I'm giving you a hard time, doubleu's, but really just trying to understand...

    Actually, you hit where I was headed - these are human traits - not just traits of a "lady" v. a mere woman.

    While your general description is good, it still does not get to point on exactly how you treat a lady v. a mere woman. How does "gets (and deserves) my highest level of respect, my greatest concern, and possibly would be among my best friends." translate specifically how you treat a lady? Do you only open doors, not swear in front of, etc for those who fall into Cat3? If we are to be "ladies" we must understand what rewards come with title.
  • View author's info posted on Aug 07, 2006 20:02


    3S
    Lovely doubleu's...where does a heifer fit into all of this? Just wonderin'.

    ***********************

    Why a heifer is at the top of the heap, of course.

    But, you have to keep them in the pen, they are young and wild.

    lolololol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 06, 2006 09:48


    Red, ref. your lady vs woman qu.


    It might help if you understood how I view any persons assets. - so here goes.

    I divide people's assets and qualities into three categories.

    1. Those you were born with, and had nothing to do with. Such as beauty, intelligence, family money, etc.

    2. Those you had to work to obtain. Such as education, knowledge, wisdom, skills/abilities, your accomplishments, etc.

    3. Those that define your character and the higher level traits of a good human being that you have. Such as honesty, compassion, kindness, and about 60 others.

    The last category is the most important to me. I appreciate the other categories, especially the second one, but the third is the deal breaker.

    Thus, a person with a lot of "good human being traits" gets (and deserves) my highest level of respect, my greatest concern, and possibly would be among my best friends. If we have great philosophical differences, maybe not friends, but I probably would still respect your opinion or ideas, even if I thought they were wrong.


    Thus, to be a lady to me, you would have also have to qualify in the last category.

    All other people, man or woman, just exist, and are not of a great concern of mine (in my closest personal world).


    Well, you asked.

    lol
  • View author's info posted on Aug 06, 2006 07:21


    swfwantsu write:
    why does everyone give wwww such a hard time? LOL


    swf ... look at that sweet face! If he couldn't scare a chihuahua, then we aren't afraid of him either! He's fair game! LOL

    Luv ya, Bernie!



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  • View author's info posted on Aug 06, 2006 06:51


    wwww123456 write:

    ***********

    Expressing anger may be healthy to the one with anger, but not to the rest of the world.

    And Mean and Nasty was on original list. Women never listen.

    And I wouldn't think that exploring one's potential would normally selfish. Might be the best thing that happened to the world. U might be nxt Mother Teresa or nobel prize winner/medicine

    Ooopps, you're right, mean&nasty is on the list....I am a very good listener. I think it was that Evelyn Wood speed reading course...sometimes you miss a couple of words....

    Expressing anger doesn't have to hurt. It can be done constructively. Given your feedback on that and selfishness, maybe you are thinking only of the extremes of these traits, whereas I tend to think in moderation or of the positive aspects of some of these items on your list.

    Any trait in extreme tends to send flags up for me.

    Sugar and spice, 4w.....it's the amount of each that can make a person boring, flavorful or overbearing and unappetizing.

    And you still have yet to describe how you treat a lady differently from a mere woman. I'm truly very curious.
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