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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 23:44

I don't know how many profiles state that they want a man that "knows how to treat a lady"

Now, I have my definition of a lady, but I would like to hear yours. For instance,

1. Can she open her own door?
2. Can she pump her own gas?
3. Can she wear Daisy Dukes around the house? To the store?
4. Can she tell or hear a dirty joke?
5. Can you rub her butt while walking down the street if you are sneaky about it?
6. Can she loose her temper?
7. Is she ever mean and nasty?
8 Selfish?
9. Self centered?
10. Can she love sex?
11. Is the title "lady" earned, or just given because someone thinks she is one and wants to be treated like one?

Lets hear some good definitions of "lady", and the behavior and characteristics we can expect of this creature. When I meet one, I sure want to be able to know what I have found.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 17:01

katie you silly thing you,sounds like you are a fun person to be around.your fellow silly Joe

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Posted on Mon, Jun 30, 2008 16:57

hey red i sew and cook and enjoy it,im not much on the house work thing.i'm a poor bastard and i still pay for everything or i don't go.i don't do that dutch thing.i used to go out with this girl from conn when i was 35 and her family were millionares and spent more money on her.thats the way i m from the old school.yours joe

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Posted on Wed, Apr 11, 2007 22:54

Yes cutiepie, I remember. You really nead to get on 360 with us. I can really raise h_ll on there. No MM gods.

And, tripple is right, my polishing business is terrible. I will give you reduced rates, this century only.

lol



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Posted on Sat, Apr 07, 2007 22:29

cutiepie01 write:
So Bernie have you learned how to treat a lady yet??? How ya doing baby? Sorry I havent been on 360 or anywhere, but just wanted to say HI! Does anyone remember me? hehehe. He remember that nite when me, you and Triples was chatting and I was too f*****d up to type? You guys were great. hehehe

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Hi Cutie, ya little...stranger! Yes I remember that night. That was hilarious, you nutbar. WWWWWW's is still transcribing the convo. That is unless he's grumpy again. (His butt polishing business is slacking off).



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Posted on Fri, Apr 06, 2007 18:12

Hey Beronite. see fi ouy can eard this. Im on bneder tonite dud. so llet me whsts bheen goimgng on darlkning. isee this pleace si slit broing. expect for youv of crourse. hehehe.

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Posted on Fri, Apr 06, 2007 18:01

So Bernie have you learned how to treat a lady yet??? How ya doing baby? Sorry I havent been on 360 or anywhere, but just wanted to say HI! Does anyone remember me? hehehe. He remember that nite when me, you and Triples was chatting and I was too f*****d up to type? You guys were great. hehehe

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Posted on Wed, Mar 14, 2007 19:27

wwww1234 write:
I don't know how many profiles state that they want a man that "knows how to treat a lady"

Now, I have my definition of a lady, but I would like to hear yours. For instance,

1. Can she open her own door?
2. Can she pump her own gas?
3. Can she wear Daisy Dukes around the house? To the store?
4. Can she tell or hear a dirty joke?
5. Can you rub her butt while walking down the street if you are sneaky about it?
6. Can she loose her temper?
7. Is she ever mean and nasty?
8 Selfish?
9. Self centered?
10. Can she love sex?
11. Is the title "lady" earned, or just given because someone thinks she is one and wants to be treated like one?

Lets hear some good definitions of "lady", and the behavior and characteristics we can expect of this creature. When I meet one, I sure want to be able to know what I have found.

Re:Wow, this is good, I'm a lady, woman, girl, all wrap up in one.. and I'm sure that some one said more...lmao



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Posted on Wed, Mar 14, 2007 07:30

Less time than pounding on the forums and the blogs chest. MM has died. Guess their editors did them in.



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Posted on Tue, Mar 13, 2007 20:01

WWWWWWWWWWW's, how long did you have to pound on this thread's chest to resuscitate it?



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Posted on Fri, Mar 09, 2007 23:06

Red, there is plenty of clothing laying around, but being the bodice ripper that I am, most of it is worse for wear.

lololol



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Posted on Wed, Aug 16, 2006 18:09

Hey there Girl are you's related to my injun here Tonto hes a Red jus like you is, an that white guy 4W, he only has a fanny belt in his automobile, its in them new fangled 4 wheel thingies that frighten the sh.t out my hawse and make me crap my chaps



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Posted on Tue, Aug 15, 2006 14:56

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Red, don't worry about having the right clothes. I am sure there are some under the bed, in the back seat of my car, down at the hay barn, or somewhere around here that you could wear.

What size??

lmao

And I won't even have to iron, right? Good, cuz I don't iron. But hey, haven't you admitted that it is highly unlikely that you have any woman's clothing near your bed?! Those left in the car kinda scare me....it's a germ/DNA thing..lol..you find it and it will be the right size.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 15, 2006 14:53

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Red,
Did you mean skewer? If I skew you (doesn't that sound delicious) I would be distorting or biased in meaning or effect.
On the other hand "skewer", well sweety we can take that conversation offline. lol.

-D.

p.s. It is good to see your face too!

Of course I meant skewer, but I did intentionally distorted the word!

As long as there are no long, metal prong-like utensils involved, slow cooking is almost always best....
-)



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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 18:40

Red, don't worry about having the right clothes. I am sure there are some under the bed, in the back seat of my car, down at the hay barn, or somewhere around here that you could wear.

What size??

lmao



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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 17:49

Red,
Did you mean skewer? If I skew you (doesn't that sound delicious) I would be distorting or biased in meaning or effect.
On the other hand "skewer", well sweety we can take that conversation offline. lol.

-D.

p.s. It is good to see your face too!

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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 02:49

Devoted2FindingU write:
katiegrlK2B write:
Devoted2FindingU write:
Red,
It is pretty simple to know how to treat a lady. See a lady is like a rare steak you just got to know how to put the flame to them and when to flip them.

-D.


D, it sounds like you're describing a rump roast! LOL


Fillet Katie. Wait I did not mean we should fillet Katie or that Katie was a fillet, oh but if she were. Just imagine how I would marinade her. Well use your imagination.

Anyway my point was no rump roast for me only fillet!

W's - you always flip them just as the toes begin to curl.


LOL
Before wwwwwwwwwww calls me a heifer, may I remind you I AM a "filly!"

(you little devil, you...)



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Posted on Fri, Aug 11, 2006 02:26

wwww123456 write:
Red

I wouldn't treat a lady much different that any other good human being, but I would open the doors for her when we went to the annual rednecks ball, and would help here get out of the car so she won't show too much in her Daisy Dukes or micro-miniskirt.

And, since I rarely swear, that wouldn't be much of a issue.

And, if the lady in question was also my sweetie, I would play her bongos with extra love and care. lol

And no one without Cat3 characteristics gets much of my time or attention, unless its negative attention.

And so we finally come full circle!
Laurel and kisses on both cheeks, doubleu's.

I guess it won't be me going to the redneck ball with you though (heavy sigh),since I no longer have the right clothes....which is of course essential when going to such an event.

Devo: Nice to see your face again! Leave it to one of our fine southern gents to come up with such an imaginative metaphor! lol.....
Word of caution though: Be very careful if you try to skew us....



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Posted on Thu, Aug 10, 2006 16:17

katiegrlK2B write:
Devoted2FindingU write:
Red,
It is pretty simple to know how to treat a lady. See a lady is like a rare steak you just got to know how to put the flame to them and when to flip them.

-D.


D, it sounds like you're describing a rump roast! LOL


Fillet Katie. Wait I did not mean we should fillet Katie or that Katie was a fillet, oh but if she were. Just imagine how I would marinade her. Well use your imagination.

Anyway my point was no rump roast for me only fillet!

W's - you always flip them just as the toes begin to curl.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 10, 2006 02:21

Devoted2FindingU write:
Red,
It is pretty simple to know how to treat a lady. See a lady is like a rare steak you just got to know how to put the flame to them and when to flip them.

-D.


D, it sounds like you're describing a rump roast! LOL



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