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Posted on Wed, Mar 19, 2008 19:18

gotta love a lady with a laughing heart...cute...



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 23:54

katiegrlK2B write:
ROTFLMAO

Bern, how much do escorts charge to just come back home to watch a chick flick or action adventure rental, over Mike's Hard Lemonade and a bag of chips?


Oh, that kind of stuff is free. That is relaxing, not work. Well, I might have to think about that chick flick a min. Crying, tears,etc. is pretty stressful.



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 23:05

thegoodlife421 write:
hahahah this is cute.

I always thought I'd be the perfect escort to some high-profile gay man who needs a "beard." I could live the high life, make money, and never put out!

Hey, a girl can dream, yes?


Now why would you never want to "put out"? Inquiring minds want to know.



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 17:09

ROTFLMAO

Bern, how much do escorts charge to just come back home to watch a chick flick or action adventure rental, over Mike's Hard Lemonade and a bag of chips?



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 17:03

NYCHICK write:
I am shocked that you ladies are priced in the freaking hundreds.. good lord dont say hundred even for 100.00..Mary please dont sell yourself for the price of a shoe..

ok why is every one treating this escort person like shit.;; just put him on a leash and take him out. geesh if he pees whack him with the news paper


We need your help, oh knowledgeble sex goddess. We are but Escort Virgins.

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 10:48

I see the call to apply, but don't see where? And is the application in Word or WordPerfect?



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 23:34

sharp1 write:
I think you're right Stats...and Cub definitely should wear some kind of under brief, cause we don't want to be seeing anything we shouldn't see, right? lol

B&B your escort should do whatever you ask him to do...He might charge you a fee though! Nothing is free in this day & age! lol

Cutie...I told katie to dig up her old Flirting 101 thread...maybe there are some good tips there for you. I could use a few myself. An Opera...get your escort to take you to Rome, Italy for an Opera. The day before he could take you shopping in Paris for that evening gown and a lovely dinner at the Ritz. Doesn't that sound wonderful?


I found "Flirting 101 (for men)" on page 23 of "Romance" but what started out to be my tongue-in-cheek ribbing of the guys to pay attention to not-so-subtle hints by us to make a move ... turned into a big argument with wellab way back in 05. There aren't as many hints for flirting as their are mild insults flying.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 20:32

Stat, grouping and polishing are about the same thing. I graduated about 40 years ago. lol

And, since that tux pic is about 15 years old, I just might really have to have a current picture of me retouched. OK, OK, it not a "might", its a "for sure".

btw, I developed, printed, dodged, etc. that pic. It was in black and white and the original looked really good. Sorry about the poor quality scan.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 20:16

cutiepie01 write:
W's dont be so negative... Hey Ive never had an escort before, I thought they are supposed to do what ever you want them to do! If I want that man to buy me a dress then dammit he should be! If Im paying, then its going to be an exquisite dress! And what are you doing? I wanna see that tux on you, how much is your hourly wage?


OK cutie, here are some hourly prices.

Football game - $25.00/hr
Strip Club $0.00
Theater $100.00
Musical $25.00
Musical/Dance $20.00
Opera $300.00
Topless Opera $100.00
Vegas topless show.$0.00
Rock/Roll/disco dancing $10.00
Ballroom dancing $300.00 plus my lessons
Country dancing $40.00
Classical Concert $75.00
Pop concert $25.00
Heavy Metal/Rap $9999999999999.99

Plus travel time at the same rate as the event.

Tux is an extra $75.
I will wear shoes for free.

If I pick the dress and you look good in the see thru -- 50% off above prices

If I get to polish your butt all night
50% off of above prices

If you are in the Vegas topless show, I will pay you ??? negotiable..per hour.

Now I don't want to see any men on here cutting prices. This is a union job. Charging more is OK - whatever the going rate is in your area, and depending on how pretty the woman is. Since pretty women are scary, they cost more. Above prices are for average looks only.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 09:34

I am shocked that you ladies are priced in the freaking hundreds.. good lord dont say hundred even for 100.00..Mary please dont sell yourself for the price of a shoe..

ok why is every one treating this escort person like shit.;; just put him on a leash and take him out. geesh if he pees whack him with the news paper



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 20:25

Man, what a naive bunch of women. Carrying your groc. bags? buying you a new dress?

No decent or self respecting escort would get his hands dirty,waste his energy, or be out a dime for anything. Its all on you babes.

And attending the opera with you is triple the normal price plus some new threads and wheels.

I think you ladies need a new plan. thisoneantgonafly.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 19:57

Hey Sharp!

Sorry to be such a bummer, but I prefer Bimmers to Escorts anyday LOL!

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 16:28

Here I am. No socks, no underwear, photo retouched.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 14:16

Hi Stat The only escort duty i did was in the army then i went ' commando' anyway

  


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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 14:00

Stat, you have me pegged all wrong. I would be walking beside you, -- so I coudl feel of your -- well,you know.

AND, I like the natural look with my tux. No socks or underwear.

lololol



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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 20:49

I'll take a stab at escorting, if somebody gives me a fast-track course in it! What is it ... like, taking people on a tour around town? I could do that; show everyone around wonderful, exciting, vibrant,hot & funky Toronto! Count me in! My fee is $100 an hour.

LOL



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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 20:01

whatsit pay?
No freebees.
Well,....maybe Cub



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