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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 19:35

Okay Cutiepie...I've created the thread...where are you? Waiting for you to show up with your bells & tassles! lol

  


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Posted on Wed, Mar 19, 2008 19:18

gotta love a lady with a laughing heart...cute...



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Posted on Mon, Mar 10, 2008 18:48

Quoting sharp1:

Okay Cutiepie...I've created the thread...where are you? Waiting for you to show up with your bells & tassles! lol

Hi Sharpie! This is so funny how all these old threads are being opened back up. I dont know if youre still around but wanted to say hi anyway. Take care



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Posted on Wed, Feb 06, 2008 16:55

yes i whould call me 646 243 3019



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Posted on Sat, Aug 05, 2006 21:35

katiegrlK2B write:
NYCHICK write:
I am shocked that you ladies are priced in the freaking hundreds.. good lord dont say hundred even for 100.00..Mary please dont sell yourself for the price of a shoe..

ok why is every one treating this escort person like shit.;; just put him on a leash and take him out. geesh if he pees whack him with the news paper


We need your help, oh knowledgeble sex goddess. We are but Escort Virgins.


Oh God! I can't believe I never thought of that. Here I was trying to keep the price above a cheap bottle of wine, and it never occurred to me the price was equal to a pair of shoes! We're worth more than that!!! Wait a minute...whose the escort? Not us! If we pay a guy more than the price of a pair of shoes...he better be George Clooney!!! lol



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Posted on Sat, Aug 05, 2006 21:05

Okay sharpie if I get false eyelashes do you think that will help me flirt better?



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 23:54

katiegrlK2B write:
ROTFLMAO

Bern, how much do escorts charge to just come back home to watch a chick flick or action adventure rental, over Mike's Hard Lemonade and a bag of chips?


Oh, that kind of stuff is free. That is relaxing, not work. Well, I might have to think about that chick flick a min. Crying, tears,etc. is pretty stressful.



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 23:05

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hahahah this is cute.

I always thought I'd be the perfect escort to some high-profile gay man who needs a "beard." I could live the high life, make money, and never put out!

Hey, a girl can dream, yes?


Now why would you never want to "put out"? Inquiring minds want to know.



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 17:09

ROTFLMAO

Bern, how much do escorts charge to just come back home to watch a chick flick or action adventure rental, over Mike's Hard Lemonade and a bag of chips?



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 17:03

NYCHICK write:
I am shocked that you ladies are priced in the freaking hundreds.. good lord dont say hundred even for 100.00..Mary please dont sell yourself for the price of a shoe..

ok why is every one treating this escort person like shit.;; just put him on a leash and take him out. geesh if he pees whack him with the news paper


We need your help, oh knowledgeble sex goddess. We are but Escort Virgins.

  


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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 15:30

Jocklawyer write:
I see the call to apply, but don't see where? And is the application in Word or WordPerfect?


May I suggest you talk to 4's...he seems to be an old hand at this! lol



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 14:44

hahahah this is cute.

I always thought I'd be the perfect escort to some high-profile gay man who needs a "beard." I could live the high life, make money, and never put out!

Hey, a girl can dream, yes?



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 10:48

I see the call to apply, but don't see where? And is the application in Word or WordPerfect?



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 03:55

sharp1 write:
I think you're right Stats...and Cub definitely should wear some kind of under brief, cause we don't want to be seeing anything we shouldn't see, right? lol

B&B your escort should do whatever you ask him to do...He might charge you a fee though! Nothing is free in this day & age! lol

Cutie...I told katie to dig up her old Flirting 101 thread...maybe there are some good tips there for you. I could use a few myself. An Opera...get your escort to take you to Rome, Italy for an Opera. The day before he could take you shopping in Paris for that evening gown and a lovely dinner at the Ritz. Doesn't that sound wonderful?

Sharpie, you just need a handsome gay friend to do those things. An escort does escort you, but his primary purpose is to escort you to sexual bliss. For all other purposes, a good gay friend will do in what y'all are proposing.

Ready I am with you on the Beemer. Get your azz to Florida so we can roadtrip!

Now you know that UU's does perform these services for a modest fee. He takes pesos as well. And euros. And I think green stamps if any are to be found.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 23:34

sharp1 write:
I think you're right Stats...and Cub definitely should wear some kind of under brief, cause we don't want to be seeing anything we shouldn't see, right? lol

B&B your escort should do whatever you ask him to do...He might charge you a fee though! Nothing is free in this day & age! lol

Cutie...I told katie to dig up her old Flirting 101 thread...maybe there are some good tips there for you. I could use a few myself. An Opera...get your escort to take you to Rome, Italy for an Opera. The day before he could take you shopping in Paris for that evening gown and a lovely dinner at the Ritz. Doesn't that sound wonderful?


I found "Flirting 101 (for men)" on page 23 of "Romance" but what started out to be my tongue-in-cheek ribbing of the guys to pay attention to not-so-subtle hints by us to make a move ... turned into a big argument with wellab way back in 05. There aren't as many hints for flirting as their are mild insults flying.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 20:32

Stat, grouping and polishing are about the same thing. I graduated about 40 years ago. lol

And, since that tux pic is about 15 years old, I just might really have to have a current picture of me retouched. OK, OK, it not a "might", its a "for sure".

btw, I developed, printed, dodged, etc. that pic. It was in black and white and the original looked really good. Sorry about the poor quality scan.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 20:16

cutiepie01 write:
W's dont be so negative... Hey Ive never had an escort before, I thought they are supposed to do what ever you want them to do! If I want that man to buy me a dress then dammit he should be! If Im paying, then its going to be an exquisite dress! And what are you doing? I wanna see that tux on you, how much is your hourly wage?


OK cutie, here are some hourly prices.

Football game - $25.00/hr
Strip Club $0.00
Theater $100.00
Musical $25.00
Musical/Dance $20.00
Opera $300.00
Topless Opera $100.00
Vegas topless show.$0.00
Rock/Roll/disco dancing $10.00
Ballroom dancing $300.00 plus my lessons
Country dancing $40.00
Classical Concert $75.00
Pop concert $25.00
Heavy Metal/Rap $9999999999999.99

Plus travel time at the same rate as the event.

Tux is an extra $75.
I will wear shoes for free.

If I pick the dress and you look good in the see thru -- 50% off above prices

If I get to polish your butt all night
50% off of above prices

If you are in the Vegas topless show, I will pay you ??? negotiable..per hour.

Now I don't want to see any men on here cutting prices. This is a union job. Charging more is OK - whatever the going rate is in your area, and depending on how pretty the woman is. Since pretty women are scary, they cost more. Above prices are for average looks only.



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 14:29

W's dont be so negative... Hey Ive never had an escort before, I thought they are supposed to do what ever you want them to do! If I want that man to buy me a dress then dammit he should be! If Im paying, then its going to be an exquisite dress! And what are you doing? I wanna see that tux on you, how much is your hourly wage?



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 12:25

DanDaring write:
Hi Stat The only escort duty i did was in the army then i went ' commando' anyway


HAHA Hi Dan well commando is all well and good but i don't think that would fly going out on the town....LOL

5W what a sight for sore eyes you are in that Tux...Did you by any chance have a chafing problem. Or were you one of these that like to "scratch"....LOL
Who says we aren't experts at having an escort.......an Opera is optional theatre is much better than we don't need a translator....LOL
And 5W whaaaaat not sneaking a looksy since when did you graduate to "groping"
LMAo

  


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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 09:34

I am shocked that you ladies are priced in the freaking hundreds.. good lord dont say hundred even for 100.00..Mary please dont sell yourself for the price of a shoe..

ok why is every one treating this escort person like shit.;; just put him on a leash and take him out. geesh if he pees whack him with the news paper



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