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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 14:41

I thought the title of the thread might get your attention. Actually its the name of a book, -- the title caught my eye.

News:

"Paris Hilton is giving up sex for a year. The hotel heiress has imposed the ban on herself because she is convinced abstaining from all carnal activity will help her "rediscover" herself."

"She said, "I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself." "

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Now for myself, I haven't had any since 2005, and 2000 before that -- just waiting on that special woman. Too many notches in the bedpost gets to be embarrassing.

Now let us hear your "lack of" story (if you have one).




BTW, that's military time.
ROTFLMAO



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Posted on Sun, Aug 17, 2008 01:07

Update

2001 Nights without sex

lol



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Posted on Sun, Mar 04, 2007 09:51

Why was the black lace under your pillow??
Did someone tear it off, or just hide it?


OH, if you just weren't a 100 years old.

And by the way, I would recommend polishing over tickles any day.

lol



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Posted on Wed, Feb 28, 2007 01:05

I really need to do something to increase my credibility. It seems to be suffering a bit on this site.



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Posted on Sun, Feb 25, 2007 05:39

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

I knew this.....



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Posted on Fri, Feb 23, 2007 09:46

Queenie
If it wasn't me, you weren't missing anything.

lololololol


of course again, I may bend the truth just a tiny, tiny, tiny bit.



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Posted on Sun, Feb 04, 2007 05:23

OMG! I am still laughing over this blog! wwww you are so funny! So is your record for a man still standing? I am the proud owner of the womens record. It has been over a decade for me ... no regrets, but have been thinking that maybe I might be missing out on something...



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 08:13

Leila2007 write:
Hi....I'm new here, but what better way to get to know you all. Can't say I am much of a fan of Paris', but I would never go without sex for so long!

Is there anything that indicates that the time is up???

lololol



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Posted on Sat, Aug 05, 2006 21:24

who is tiny?



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 14:36

beautynbrains4u write:
wwww123456 write:
I am still waiting for someone to get the joke.
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and,
Beautybrains, the bedpost is a toothpick.

ROTFLMAO

please, please, just kidding. Can't I make a little joke.
lol


Ya almost caught me yesterday, until you specified military time...LOL! Just wondering was that in the same year though..LOL!!


Thats the same day, same hour, ever five min. 24/7

ROTFLMAO



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 23:15

Alright, there is a little joke in the original post. Who found it?? Women never listen to men....


Thanks for the crown, TrippleS. I will continue to try to always deserve it.

lol



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 03:17

Awww WWWW I thought you loved me for me



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 02:31

GrapesOfGoodHope write:
Now this is a mute subject, W's!!! I'm holding back with my true confessions until the R's, the S's, the RT's and the Cuties responded! So call me chicken, if you please!

Does anyone really believe Paris will make that goal? She'll probably just stop making the videos!

Hope, I do so miss seeing your face....
Since you asked, here's my true confession: It's been so long, I believe I've regained my virginity! Of course, all self-imposed...my sis keeps prodding me to 'just say yes'.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 20:44

Alburn, the lips are great, but you need a new "do" and maybe a shave.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 20:43

I am still waiting for someone to get the joke.
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and,
Beautybrains, the bedpost is a toothpick.

ROTFLMAO

please, please, just kidding. Can't I make a little joke.
lol



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 20:40

Bernie Im still waiting LOL I thought I had a reservation in your black book..

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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 09:48

Sharp, I think the woman was Rachel Welch or someone similar. I may have been dreaming.


lol



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