I thought the title of the thread might get your attention. Actually its the name of a book, -- the title caught my eye.
"Paris Hilton is giving up sex for a year. The hotel heiress has imposed the ban on herself because she is convinced abstaining from all carnal activity will help her "rediscover" herself."
"She said, "I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself." "
Now for myself, I haven't had any since 2005, and 2000 before that -- just waiting on that special woman. Too many notches in the bedpost gets to be embarrassing.
Now let us hear your "lack of" story (if you have one).
OMG! I am still laughing over this blog! wwww you are so funny! So is your record for a man still standing? I am the proud owner of the womens record. It has been over a decade for me ... no regrets, but have been thinking that maybe I might be missing out on something...
StarVoyager write: Actually, it's called hangin'out of the loop. Or rather,"This ain't Kansas anymore Toto".
Actually I'm not originally from Kansas, little man. So, what you very unoriginally imply (my dog has more original comebacks), would be inaccurate. I'm here tending to a relative who suffered a heart attack.
LMAO, though. Ignorance is bliss isn't it? One day you will be old enough to figure it out, son.
Paris Hilton must need some publicity or else she is releasing a new product line. What happens when, in her year-long hiatus, she finds that she does not like herself. Does she then withhold sex from herself? Does she wake up in the morning and say to herself: today I will have 1/8 of a Krispy Kreme donut and sex with myself? And what does she consider sex? Oh, you've opened a Pandora's box here, DoubleU's.
As our renowned Forum Pervert, I applaud your voyeuristic question.
Star Voyager, why for the love of all that exists would you call your get together in DR a gender bender? Not that there is anything wrong with gender bending, but what if one is straight? By the way, we've all seen the DR thread being the literate folk that we are, so if we wanted to read it, we certainly would.
WWWW's although completely without royal right or inclinations, I crown you Pervert King, here is your crown:
GrapesOfGoodHope write: Now this is a mute subject, W's!!! I'm holding back with my true confessions until the R's, the S's, the RT's and the Cuties responded! So call me chicken, if you please!
Does anyone really believe Paris will make that goal? She'll probably just stop making the videos!
Hope, I do so miss seeing your face....
Since you asked, here's my true confession: It's been so long, I believe I've regained my virginity! Of course, all self-imposed...my sis keeps prodding me to 'just say yes'.