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Posted on Sun, Jul 30, 2006 14:41

I thought the title of the thread might get your attention. Actually its the name of a book, -- the title caught my eye.

News:

"Paris Hilton is giving up sex for a year. The hotel heiress has imposed the ban on herself because she is convinced abstaining from all carnal activity will help her "rediscover" herself."

"She said, "I'm doing it just because I want to. I feel I'm becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a boyfriend, I'm just so romantic, and I'll put all my energy into the guy, and I don't really pay attention to myself." "

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Now for myself, I haven't had any since 2005, and 2000 before that -- just waiting on that special woman. Too many notches in the bedpost gets to be embarrassing.

Now let us hear your "lack of" story (if you have one).




BTW, that's military time.
ROTFLMAO



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Posted on Sun, Aug 17, 2008 01:07

Update

2001 Nights without sex

lol



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Posted on Sun, Mar 04, 2007 09:51

Why was the black lace under your pillow??
Did someone tear it off, or just hide it?


OH, if you just weren't a 100 years old.

And by the way, I would recommend polishing over tickles any day.

lol



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Posted on Wed, Feb 28, 2007 01:05

I really need to do something to increase my credibility. It seems to be suffering a bit on this site.



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Posted on Sun, Feb 25, 2007 05:39

hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

I knew this.....



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Posted on Fri, Feb 23, 2007 09:46

Queenie
If it wasn't me, you weren't missing anything.

lololololol


of course again, I may bend the truth just a tiny, tiny, tiny bit.



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Posted on Sun, Feb 04, 2007 05:23

OMG! I am still laughing over this blog! wwww you are so funny! So is your record for a man still standing? I am the proud owner of the womens record. It has been over a decade for me ... no regrets, but have been thinking that maybe I might be missing out on something...



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Posted on Fri, Feb 02, 2007 08:13

Leila2007 write:
Hi....I'm new here, but what better way to get to know you all. Can't say I am much of a fan of Paris', but I would never go without sex for so long!

Is there anything that indicates that the time is up???

lololol



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Posted on Sat, Aug 05, 2006 21:24

who is tiny?



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Posted on Sat, Aug 05, 2006 21:15

wwww123456 write:
Well, I may stretch the truth just a tiny tiny little bit.

lol

W's do you mean tiny tiny.... as in youre gonna start dying your eyebrows like Tiny? Jeeze that was hard to write.

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Posted on Sat, Aug 05, 2006 12:33

I think I actually discovered a new fad BEFORE Paris! Amazing!

"Sexless in Vegas"

Is that an oxymoron or what????



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Posted on Sat, Aug 05, 2006 08:18

StarVoyager write:
BlndEinstein write:
StarVoyager write:
BlndEinstein write:
'CUZ IT FEELS GOOD AND THE BODY NEEDS


That may be, but you don't have to be a hoe and sleep around! It's called SELF CONTROL!

Actually, it's called hangin'out of the loop. Or rather,"This ain't Kansas anymore Toto".


Actually I'm not originally from Kansas, little man. So, what you very unoriginally imply (my dog has more original comebacks), would be inaccurate. I'm here tending to a relative who suffered a heart attack.

LMAO, though. Ignorance is bliss isn't it? One day you will be old enough to figure it out, son.



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Posted on Thu, Aug 03, 2006 13:16

StarVoyager write:
BlndEinstein write:
I don't believe in having casual sex and I have met a couple men through the years but because I was not ready to be involved with anyone I chose not to be and that included sexual intimacy. At times it's rather difficult because there are some handsome men in this world who come my way, but it's all about choice and who I am rather then becoming what society has deemed as being "liberated"! There is nothing sexy or liberating about sleeping with a bunch of men! Whoever the person was that decided it was fashionable to walk around with cum dripping down your legs obviously was very ignorant and had no self respect!

I am raising two children, as well. They learn from what they see me doing. I don't want to teach my daughter to sleep around or that it's okay and my son that it's okay to disrespect a woman, although most deserve no respect these days. I have seen some great women with great morals on here to my surprise, but also many typicals. Media calls it women's lib and I call it the destruction of moral character. It places you in a higher risk of disease, as well. It's not cool and it's important for people to learn to respect themselves again. Yet we are telling our children it's okay to sleep around then get mad and throw a fit when they dress and act like hoes. We blame music, movies, etc., yet we are teaching it to them in our homes by doing the same things! It's really sad what our society has become...especially for our children! Really sad!

'CUZ IT FEELS GOOD AND THE BODY NEEDS


That may be, but you don't have to be a hoe and sleep around! It's called SELF CONTROL!



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Posted on Wed, Aug 02, 2006 14:36

beautynbrains4u write:
wwww123456 write:
I am still waiting for someone to get the joke.
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and,
Beautybrains, the bedpost is a toothpick.

ROTFLMAO

please, please, just kidding. Can't I make a little joke.
lol


Ya almost caught me yesterday, until you specified military time...LOL! Just wondering was that in the same year though..LOL!!


Thats the same day, same hour, ever five min. 24/7

ROTFLMAO



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 23:15

Alright, there is a little joke in the original post. Who found it?? Women never listen to men....


Thanks for the crown, TrippleS. I will continue to try to always deserve it.

lol



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 07:09

Paris Hilton must need some publicity or else she is releasing a new product line. What happens when, in her year-long hiatus, she finds that she does not like herself. Does she then withhold sex from herself? Does she wake up in the morning and say to herself: today I will have 1/8 of a Krispy Kreme donut and sex with myself? And what does she consider sex? Oh, you've opened a Pandora's box here, DoubleU's.

As our renowned Forum Pervert, I applaud your voyeuristic question.

Star Voyager, why for the love of all that exists would you call your get together in DR a gender bender? Not that there is anything wrong with gender bending, but what if one is straight? By the way, we've all seen the DR thread being the literate folk that we are, so if we wanted to read it, we certainly would.

WWWW's although completely without royal right or inclinations, I crown you Pervert King, here is your crown:

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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 03:17

Awww WWWW I thought you loved me for me



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Posted on Tue, Aug 01, 2006 02:31

GrapesOfGoodHope write:
Now this is a mute subject, W's!!! I'm holding back with my true confessions until the R's, the S's, the RT's and the Cuties responded! So call me chicken, if you please!

Does anyone really believe Paris will make that goal? She'll probably just stop making the videos!

Hope, I do so miss seeing your face....
Since you asked, here's my true confession: It's been so long, I believe I've regained my virginity! Of course, all self-imposed...my sis keeps prodding me to 'just say yes'.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 20:44

Alburn, the lips are great, but you need a new "do" and maybe a shave.

lol



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 20:43

I am still waiting for someone to get the joke.
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.
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and,
Beautybrains, the bedpost is a toothpick.

ROTFLMAO

please, please, just kidding. Can't I make a little joke.
lol



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