Lombardy, stop your whinging and moaning! That's right, you have virtually every woman on MM at your gate because of your dazzling wit, charm, intelligence, soulfulness, truthful man-views and you don't fool anyone - you too have a keen understanding of women..You even commanded (as I recall) highest bid. Yet what have you done with all this?! You have squandered it by not taking us! A visit to your villa would be a magnificent way to make up for this behavior. We have not vanquished you yet (only women can do this to you, not a man)but one can take teasers for only so long, as I am quite sure any man would agree. So again, stop your whinging and moaning and get back to your Bond persona!
"fell swoop" is similiar to "swoop & scoop", the difference being the former is more accidental or coincindental in nature than the latter.