TallBlonde50 write: But quiet sex is no fun. Moaning aloud is a requirement. As for that white spot, I saw it too. OK, who did it??
Ahh, but it can be....say if you're "doing it" in some unforbidden place and don't want to get caught!
Like the ladies' restroom at the Ritz-Carlton, behind those slatted stall doors? Oooooh....tingle tingle.
Or in the elevator in Jamaica at the holiday Inn and when the doors open, your dad is standing there wondering how you got the elevator to start working.
Good Lord Woman !!!
Next are you gonna tell us that He always said you was the best kisser??? ROFLMAO
SweetAimee write: No DAD sex aloud!
NOOOO. You guys have it all wrong. It was MagnumPI sex. TL (talllawyer)the swimming pool came later. The glowing eyes and teeth on that guy behind the patio piano, haunt me til this day. Oh and now I found out that I will have a life long phobia of fire extinguishers. Thats a story for another day.
lombard write: Since Aimee started this, I figured I would tell a little Netherlands story.
I was working in Rotterdam for about 9 months. Now, this being the Netherlands, my regular old hotel was right next to "The Sex Inn". Also, this being Holland, overflow activity occur ed at my hotel.
All I can say is that the "girlfriends" of my hotel neighbors did not practice low - decibel sex. So, I am actually convinced that the men who used their services were actually just trying to get the audible affirmation of their prowess that had been so cruelly denied by their wives.
So, a well placed shriek or the correct response to "Who's your daddy" or "Say my name" might be all we worthless men are looking for.
Welcome back, Lombard! Missed your always insightful male perspective!
Absolutely agree with men needing that screaming for affirmation of their prowess.....do they secretly understand that she's probably faking it?!
And so, are you (like Rob seems to be saying), you like a talker?! I thought that was one place a man felt pretty confident a woman would stop talking for a bit!
susieinvegas write: Being a screamer is best, but if you can't have sex, the Icee trick does get rid of a headache. I know that.
Thank you very much, I found that out by accident one day and have used it ever since. I try to tell people that it works, but I guess most would just rather suffer with the headache. Oh well... I tried.