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  • View author's info Author posted on Jul 06, 2006 13:02


    No sex aloud!
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  • View author's info posted on Jul 23, 2006 06:24


    katiegrlK2B write:
    SweetAimee write:
    I think it's time for a good airconditioning in this room here!
    With these high temperatures, it's hard to stay frigid... no?


    YES! I'm having incredible difficulty! I'm so sexy and hot, my pants catch fire all the time!


    EXACTLY!
    What's it take for some cool winds here!
    Oh wait - maybe this'll help:

    No Heat Allowed!
    (add no one in heat to the list too!)
  • View author's info posted on Jul 22, 2006 23:12


    SweetAimee write:
    I think it's time for a good airconditioning in this room here!
    With these high temperatures, it's hard to stay frigid... no?


    YES! I'm having incredible difficulty! I'm so sexy and hot, my pants catch fire all the time!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 22, 2006 07:41


    I think it's time for a good airconditioning in this room here!
    With these high temperatures, it's hard to stay frigid... no?
  • View author's info posted on Jul 20, 2006 03:04


    TripleS write:
    katiegrlK2B write:
    TripleS write:
    Yes, but rinse the garment (?) in cool water first before applying. You may need to launder several times.

    Not certain about Walmart...haven't been in one since Xmas eve 2003 when my niece wanted a movie and some nail polish.

    Where are your friggin' pics ghost girl? Did you go to glamour shots? lol


    IT'S STUPID MM!!! I have three or four pics in my profile but they WON'T put one up!!!! I emailed them 2 days ago about it!!!


    You must be too HOT...you are burning up their servers. Can you homely yourself up a bit?


    You should see me before my shower in the morning....
  • View author's info posted on Jul 19, 2006 23:51


    WrightWoodPT write:
    I'm pretty sure the guy in the next room at the hotel last night was a candy bar salesman....All I heard all night was , "Oh Henry...Oh Henry."


    Naw,he was a western author. Probably trying to bust a bronc.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 12, 2006 03:14


    lombard write:
    Since Aimee started this, I figured I would tell a little Netherlands story.

    I was working in Rotterdam for about 9 months. Now, this being the Netherlands, my regular old hotel was right next to "The Sex Inn". Also, this being Holland, overflow activity occur ed at my hotel.

    All I can say is that the "girlfriends" of my hotel neighbors did not practice low - decibel sex. So, I am actually convinced that the men who used their services were actually just trying to get the audible affirmation of their prowess that had been so cruelly denied by their wives.

    So, a well placed shriek or the correct response to "Who's your daddy" or "Say my name" might be all we worthless men are looking for.

    Welcome back, Lombard! Missed your always insightful male perspective!

    Absolutely agree with men needing that screaming for affirmation of their prowess.....do they secretly understand that she's probably faking it?!

    And so, are you (like Rob seems to be saying), you like a talker?! I thought that was one place a man felt pretty confident a woman would stop talking for a bit!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 11, 2006 05:12


    TripleS write:
    RapturousRed write:
    katiegrlK2B write:
    seattlesunshine write:
    It's rather chilly in here, though. You know what that means?!


    I watch TWN! It means a "spiritual entity" is visiting you!

    WATCH OUT FOR HIS PLASMA! (and for gods sakes, don't SIT in it!) Filthy little spirit!

    Oops ... was that talking about ... "it?"

    (my bad!) ;)

    And for God sakes, if you do, go get the dress washed instead of stashing it in the closet for a year!


    SnW stainstick works on staining ectoplasma. Don't ask me how I know...


    How does it work on poltergeist pee? And can you get that stuff at Walmart?
  • View author's info posted on Jul 10, 2006 14:55


    Ahh, but it can be....say if you're "doing it" in some unforbidden place and don't want to get caught!



    Like the ladies' restroom at the Ritz-Carlton, behind those slatted stall doors? Oooooh....tingle tingle.

    Or in the elevator in Jamaica at the holiday Inn and when the doors open, your dad is standing there wondering how you got the elevator to start working.


    robtest write:

    Good Lord Woman !!!

    Next are you gonna tell us that He always said you was the best kisser??? ROFLMAO

    So, Robbie...do you say "Good Lord Woman!" instead of screaming or moaning? roflmao
  • View author's info posted on Jul 09, 2006 00:36


    WrightWoodPT write:
    I'm pretty sure the guy in the next room at the hotel last night was a candy bar salesman....All I heard all night was , "Oh Henry...Oh Henry."


    ... Oh, Pete! What a groaner. Glad yer back. Glad yer front too! lol
  • View author's info posted on Jul 08, 2006 12:42


    I'm pretty sure the guy in the next room at the hotel last night was a candy bar salesman....All I heard all night was , "Oh Henry...Oh Henry."
  • View author's info posted on Jul 08, 2006 07:15


    cutiepie01 write:
    Jocklawyer write:

    RapturousRed write:

    TallBlonde50 write:
    But quiet sex is no fun. Moaning aloud is a requirement. As for that white spot, I saw it too. OK, who did it??


    Ahh, but it can be....say if you're "doing it" in some unforbidden place and don't want to get caught!



    Like the ladies' restroom at the Ritz-Carlton, behind those slatted stall doors? Oooooh....tingle tingle.

    Or in the elevator in Jamaica at the holiday Inn and when the doors open, your dad is standing there wondering how you got the elevator to start working.




    Good Lord Woman !!!

    Next are you gonna tell us that He always said you was the best kisser??? ROFLMAO



    SweetAimee write:
    No DAD sex aloud!

  • View author's info posted on Jul 07, 2006 20:28


    RapturousRed write:
    katiegrlK2B write:
    seattlesunshine write:
    It's rather chilly in here, though. You know what that means?!


    I watch TWN! It means a "spiritual entity" is visiting you!

    WATCH OUT FOR HIS PLASMA! (and for gods sakes, don't SIT in it!) Filthy little spirit!

    Oops ... was that talking about ... "it?"

    (my bad!) ;)

    And for God sakes, if you do, go get the dress washed instead of stashing it in the closet for a year!


    HA!

    "... I did NOT have sex with that ghost ......"
  • View author's info posted on Jul 07, 2006 14:47


    SweetAimee write:
    No whingering, no fingering, no moaning, no groaning, no touchyfeely crap... nothing!
    And especially not ALOUD!

    Btw... who left that smelly lil white spot on the couch over there?
    DNA samples are taken, investigation is open!


    Are cigars still good to go ??? The old president said that wasn't sex...
  • View author's info posted on Jul 07, 2006 05:54


    RapturousRed write:

    TallBlonde50 write:
    But quiet sex is no fun. Moaning aloud is a requirement. As for that white spot, I saw it too. OK, who did it??


    Ahh, but it can be....say if you're "doing it" in some unforbidden place and don't want to get caught!


    Like the ladies' restroom at the Ritz-Carlton, behind those slatted stall doors? Oooooh....tingle tingle.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 07, 2006 05:50


    TallBlonde50 write:
    But quiet sex is no fun. Moaning aloud is a requirement. As for that white spot, I saw it too. OK, who did it??

    Ahh, but it can be....say if you're "doing it" in some unforbidden place and don't want to get caught!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 07, 2006 01:53


    katiegrlK2B write:
    seattlesunshine write:
    It's rather chilly in here, though. You know what that means?!


    I watch TWN! It means a "spiritual entity" is visiting you!

    WATCH OUT FOR HIS PLASMA! (and for gods sakes, don't SIT in it!) Filthy little spirit!

    Oops ... was that talking about ... "it?"

    (my bad!) ;)

    And for God sakes, if you do, go get the dress washed instead of stashing it in the closet for a year!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 07, 2006 00:35


    seattlesunshine write:
    It's rather chilly in here, though. You know what that means?!


    I watch TWN! It means a "spiritual entity" is visiting you!

    WATCH OUT FOR HIS PLASMA! (and for gods sakes, don't SIT in it!) Filthy little spirit!

    Oops ... was that talking about ... "it?"

    (my bad!) ;)
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2006 22:28


    No whingering, no fingering, no moaning, no groaning, no touchyfeely crap... nothing!
    And especially not ALOUD!

    Btw... who left that smelly lil white spot on the couch over there?
    DNA samples are taken, investigation is open!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 06, 2006 22:24


    billzeke write:
    SweetAimee write:
    No sex aloud!

    In Amsterdam????? LMAO. You will never be elected Mayor.

    LOL
    But I gotta be honest... the whole image of my city is only the doing of some freaky PR campaign.
    Nothing of it is true!
    We don't even really have a redlightdistrict; that's all displayed for tourists, the ladies there are actresses and the whole scene is sponsored by Philips - the lightbulbgiant. But it is fake.
    Okay, the word is out now.
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