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Posted on Fri, Jun 30, 2006 22:00

Hi Everyone!

To honor ARredneck, I thought I would create this post so everyone can contribute. Now, please do not post any nasty or dirty pic's here. Let's keep it clean, Ok!


Redneck Horse Shoes.

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Posted on Mon, Mar 16, 2009 20:27

Hi Everyone!

Hey Ms Sandi lady,

Nice to have seen you today. I enjoyed our chat and seeing you again. Too bad you are moving further away from me, I guess I will see you less now? Well, you better keep in touch. I am off for Texas again this week, so have a fun time in Los Angeles too while I am gone! Ms Gigi is being a brat- pouting that I am leaving and not taking her with me lol. But you know Gigi, she is one in a million classy ladies like you are too lol. I just have to get her to understand she can not always go everywhere with me all the time lol.

I ran into a crazy woman on MM, she had a few people removed from this site as trolls because of the crazy woman(Shazbot) she calls herself. They almost deleted you as well, but could not substantuate you as a troll, lol. Gigi stated that if they did that to her, she would not dignify it with a response back to MM. It was MM's loss to her, and I see her point, MM screwed up deleting her account, too bad, Gigi was fun on here before the crazy woman started all the trouble here. Go check out a few of my blogs, I have dedicated a couple to her for my amusement purposes to have a few good laughs.

OK, anyways- I best get going here before this post is a short story on paperback novel LMAO. Talk to you soon sweetie!



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Posted on Sun, Sep 21, 2008 18:40

Hi Blondie,

Ok sweetheart you are just too cute. Have you noticed me yet? I am your not secret admirer lol. Funny pics too handsome.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 18, 2008 15:27

Hi Everyone!

Hey AR Redneck,

Have you seen the new way Rednecks test bombs to see if they pass or are rejected? See below pic.

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Posted on Sun, Oct 28, 2007 20:15

Hi Everyone!

Hey Billy Bob,

Where you at? I heard you got a tattoo recently lol. I saw what you got and I have to say it looks good with those designer overalls you cornered the market on. So, I thought I would let everyone see what all the rage was about your new tattoo LMAO! And here it is:

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Posted on Tue, Oct 23, 2007 12:18

Hi Everyone!

Hey lil miss Gigi,

Yeah,

I have not seen our good ol buddy Billy Bob either. I wonder if he is "still" around after blowing himself up with his moonshine still lol? Why don't you call or e-mail him and see if he is still around? Give me a call later too when you get a chance sweetie. I am back in Los Angeles, so call me at my LA house. PS. I hope you enjoyed your week in Seattle with me, I sure did. And thanks for the surprise visit, you really did catch me off guard, especially when you show up at my beach house there on my front door step. One thing, what would you have done if I would have not been there at that time when you showed up lol? Waited or went back to Los Angeles? still lol. Talk to you soon sweetie.


Where is Billy Bob, we need to get his chic see thru overalls back side online again lol. I miss his funny nature and rambling on LMAO! Billy Bob, where are you?????



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Posted on Thu, Jul 12, 2007 13:55

Hi Everyone!

Hi Gigi Sweetie,

I see Billy Bob is back. I just saw a post of his under Message Board in the topic Where is BlondeLightning, lol. Go give him a shout there. Talk to you soon.



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Posted on Tue, Mar 27, 2007 18:55

Hi Everyone!

Ok Miss Gigi,

That is funny "Boom Boom". So I see you have a funny side to you also. How have you been lately. Sorry I have not called lately, I have been busy with my older son in preparing him for his start in college this fall. He has been accepted at a local college in the Mechanical Engineeing udergraduate program, so it has been quite a time these last few months with him. I will try to call you later. And, oh yes, my secretary has given me your messages, I just am just busy right now, nothing personal. Let's try to get together soon again sweetie. I could use a break from the fast track hussle with all that has been happening lately darling. Talk to you soon honey!



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Posted on Sat, Dec 02, 2006 17:39

Hi Everyone!

Well AR Redneck, I thought it would be just a matter of time before you blew yourself up, lol. It is like in the cowboy days when they made nitro glycerin from dynamite by boiling dynamite in water in a bucket over an open wood fire. Sorry to here you lost your home too (trailer), that is a bummer. Now you have to sleep under the stars with the animals and insects. Don't get bit by anything. Get well soon. Talk to you later.



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Posted on Mon, Nov 27, 2006 20:22

Hi Everyone!

Hey Cutie, Bernie, Lone Ranger, and everyone, where is the AR redneck at lately? We gots to rustle that Billy Bob up to have some more fun with, lol. OK Billy Bob, where you at country boy? Us city slickers needs to know what you been up to lately.

Hey Bill Zeke, Bernie, and Lone Ranger, check out this lady- suijuris on MM (Barbara). She is a hoot to chat with, classy lady, sweet, smart, and all around nice person! Talk to everyone soon. Drop me an e-mail and let's chat bro's! Talk to everyone soon.



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Posted on Tue, Nov 21, 2006 12:13

Did you flash your booty , Booty
Bet they kept the pic for themselves.
Hope your feeling great sweetheart



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Posted on Wed, Sep 13, 2006 20:27

I just had to post this one.


With the high price of gas, a station in Tennessee was trying to make the high cost of gas worth the cost so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."


Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close; the number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."


A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time."


As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged, my wife won twice last week."



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Posted on Mon, Sep 04, 2006 08:37

Hi Everyone!

Hey Billy Bob, Good to see you back country boy, lol. I ran across this pic and wonder if you are kin to it, lol?



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Posted on Mon, Aug 28, 2006 20:00

Hi Everyone!

Been busy this past summer. But I'm back now, lol.

Well miss Haven, this post is not about wealth, still lol. It is about good times with good friends and many laughs! I hope you see the humor here as allot of us did and continue to do so. Hope you enjoy it too.

Ok, everyone up against the wall and assume the position. That means you too Fido.

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Posted on Wed, Aug 16, 2006 06:34

Wow, If this is money speaking. I want to stay poor.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 31, 2006 13:49

This has to belong to a Redneck

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Posted on Sat, Jul 29, 2006 12:32

Hi Everyone!

Well, I just have to say this thread sure has given me alot of good laughs. I had come across another pic to post here for everyones enjoyment, lol. Hey W's, great pic. I think Billy Bob has some serious belly competition with your guys belly pic, LMAO! Keep them coming.

***** Redneck Taxi *****

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Posted on Fri, Jul 28, 2006 09:11

I guess ARredneck is gone. Would this guy do?? I hope they leave the pic up this time.

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Posted on Fri, Jul 28, 2006 06:48

Please keep this thread going.
Hilarious material here....makes me laugh every day. Love the pictures, especially the horseshoes!!!
Thanks BlondeLightning for posting those priceless pics!



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Posted on Thu, Jul 27, 2006 17:27

Ive got it Eureka Ive found out why Redneck Robtest knows all the answers. Ive just come across the Redneck advanced engineering exam paper to gain your Masters Redneck degree.
Sample question
A pulp wood tree cutter has a chainsaw running at an average 2700rpm The density of the pine tree plot is 470 per acre. The plot size is 2.3 acres and the average tree diameter is 14"
How many Tall Boy Buds will be need to clear the plot.
The correct answer is more than one



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