Redneck Past Times Dating Wealthy Men / Women

  • View author's info posted on Sep 21, 2008 18:40

    Hi Blondie,

    Ok sweetheart you are just too cute. Have you noticed me yet? I am your not secret admirer lol. Funny pics too handsome.
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  • View author's info posted on Sep 13, 2006 20:27

    I just had to post this one.

    With the high price of gas, a station in Tennessee was trying to make the high cost of gas worth the cost so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

    Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close; the number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

    A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time."

    As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged, my wife won twice last week."
  • View author's info posted on Jul 31, 2006 13:49

    This has to belong to a Redneck

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  • View author's info posted on Jul 28, 2006 09:11

    I guess ARredneck is gone. Would this guy do?? I hope they leave the pic up this time.

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  • View author's info posted on Jul 27, 2006 17:27

    Ive got it Eureka Ive found out why Redneck Robtest knows all the answers. Ive just come across the Redneck advanced engineering exam paper to gain your Masters Redneck degree.
    Sample question
    A pulp wood tree cutter has a chainsaw running at an average 2700rpm The density of the pine tree plot is 470 per acre. The plot size is 2.3 acres and the average tree diameter is 14"
    How many Tall Boy Buds will be need to clear the plot.
    The correct answer is more than one
  • View author's info posted on Jul 27, 2006 17:10

    Hey BL, great thread, especially for us aliens , i know every thing over here is bigger taller larger louder deeper etc, but i just want a pic of the nag them there shoes came of
  • View author's info posted on Jul 27, 2006 12:15

    polishing bongos keeps my hands soft.

  • View author's info posted on Jul 25, 2006 10:33

    TripleS write:
    wwww123456 write:
    TrippleS, how can you call Arkansas people small minded. One family alone is dominating the retail business in the US, and is the richest family in the world. What is small anyway?

    Now I do admit some of our home grown presidents have zipper problems, but that's not unusual, in fact probably the norm.

    No, I do not know dear Bill, nor his sweet wife. I have lived mostly in Texas in years past. But, I may run for his old job next year. I will be running on a beautiful bongo set for all men platform. Will you vote for me??


    WWW's you mentioned that Arkansas is the pettiest state, I wanted to expand upon that statement. Petty sounds so petty, although small minded may be worse!

    What makes you want to run for public office? lol

    I told U. "beautiful bongo set for all men". I thought you would know about butt bongo players and how important a political (and cultural) force they represent in the US. Why I bet 99% of the men and at least 2% of the ladies are involved in this culture and that is 101% total. It will be a landside.

    And quit making fun of my typing, to wit:

    Its purty,perty, pertiest, pretty, as in good looking, attractive, not "petty".

    REGIONAL NOTE Purty is probably the most common American example of metathesis, a linguistic process in which two adjacent sounds are reversed in order. Metathesis in English often involves the consonant r and a vowel, since the phonetic properties of r are so vowellike. For example, the word third used to be thrid, and bird, brid. By the same process, English pretty often came to be realized as purty in regional speech. Most such words stabilized because of the influence of printing and the resultant standardized spelling, but purty for pretty has survived in regional American dialects.
  • View author's info posted on Jul 24, 2006 11:06

    BigBozMaam write:
    The Anti-Redneck...

    How many nefews and neices do you have Anti ??? :o)
  • View author's info posted on Jul 20, 2006 23:41

    All right you jerks, I want you to know that I was born and raised in Arkansas, and that it is the pettiest state in the US. The women are kinda mean, so we do need to import some nicer ones.

    And I am willing to prove how nice the state is by inviting all of you women who are built like brick outhouses to come and visit me this fall. I should be back there about then.

    I am sorry that I only have one bed, and that we will have to share it with my coon dog, but he really don't shed much hair or slobber much.

  • View author's info posted on Jul 09, 2006 00:24

    The Anti-Redneck...

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  • View author's info posted on Jul 03, 2006 21:08

    red neck horse shoes hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • View author's info posted on Jul 03, 2006 21:03

    ohhhhhhhhh to be a redneck i though we was bad geeeeeeeeeez
  • View author's info posted on Jul 02, 2006 07:37

    Hi ya :)
    If you want pictures of redneck past times. I will go for a drive today and snap I live in
  • View author's info posted on Jul 02, 2006 05:52

    10 Ways To Tell It's a Redneck's Computer:

    10. The monitor is up on blocks.
    9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
    8. The six front keys have rotted out.
    7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
    6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
    5. The password is "Bubba".
    4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
    3. There's a beer can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
    2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

    AND the number 1 way to tell it's redneck' computer...

    1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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