With the high price of gas, a station in Tennessee was trying to make the high cost of gas worth the cost so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close; the number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with his buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex." Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged, my wife won twice last week."
Ive got it Eureka Ive found out why Redneck Robtest knows all the answers. Ive just come across the Redneck advanced engineering exam paper to gain your Masters Redneck degree.
A pulp wood tree cutter has a chainsaw running at an average 2700rpm The density of the pine tree plot is 470 per acre. The plot size is 2.3 acres and the average tree diameter is 14"
How many Tall Boy Buds will be need to clear the plot.
The correct answer is more than one
wwww123456 write: TrippleS, how can you call Arkansas people small minded. One family alone is dominating the retail business in the US, and is the richest family in the world. What is small anyway?
Now I do admit some of our home grown presidents have zipper problems, but that's not unusual, in fact probably the norm.
No, I do not know dear Bill, nor his sweet wife. I have lived mostly in Texas in years past. But, I may run for his old job next year. I will be running on a beautiful bongo set for all men platform. Will you vote for me??
WWW's you mentioned that Arkansas is the pettiest state, I wanted to expand upon that statement. Petty sounds so petty, although small minded may be worse!
What makes you want to run for public office? lol
I told U. "beautiful bongo set for all men". I thought you would know about butt bongo players and how important a political (and cultural) force they represent in the US. Why I bet 99% of the men and at least 2% of the ladies are involved in this culture and that is 101% total. It will be a landside.
And quit making fun of my typing, to wit:
Its purty,perty, pertiest, pretty, as in good looking, attractive, not "petty".
REGIONAL NOTE Purty is probably the most common American example of metathesis, a linguistic process in which two adjacent sounds are reversed in order. Metathesis in English often involves the consonant r and a vowel, since the phonetic properties of r are so vowellike. For example, the word third used to be thrid, and bird, brid. By the same process, English pretty often came to be realized as purty in regional speech. Most such words stabilized because of the influence of printing and the resultant standardized spelling, but purty for pretty has survived in regional American dialects.
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a beer can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell it's redneck' computer...