One of my lady friend's sent me this e-mail and I thought I would share it with everyone. Hope you enjoy!
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress =$5000. Tux rental =$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Nice to hear from you again darling. So what is up? Where is your buddy Billy Bob? I have tried to contact him without any success. Have you spoken to him lately? We need to find out if the Redneck is still on the planet, or in orbit from his still operations. He might of launched himself from his still ordeal lol. Call me later darling!
You are sure smart. I am just a dumb city boy, lol. Life in the fast lane, still lol. I need to go back to school and get smarter, Ha-Ha. Talk to you soon.
Ok Miss Gigi Sweetie,
So you are spilling the beans on your birthday, lol. Just remember who did not want to board the plane, still lol. I do not blame you though, having a stuffy head can only intensify it in altitude, and for so many hours too. We will do it some other time, I'll surprise you someday, LMAO. Talk to you soon.
And You lil lday Sharp Sweetie,
You just have to egg Gigi on don't you, lol. She eats that stuff up you know, still lol. Jk Darling! Talk to you soon.
gigi2666 write: hi sharp. blondie come over tonight. he come with gift certificates from fredricks and victorias. he bring dozen red roses. choclate strawberries. take me out for dinner for two. box of chocolates. card with money inside. and say your birthday tomorrow. i have suprise for you. i say what suprise. he laugh and say you will see. i say why you come tonight and not tomorrow. he say i wanted to suprise you ahead of time....laughing. i wonder what blondie has up sleve....laughing. he so tricky that blonde surfer dude. always doing something i never know what two expect. i will tell you when he pull suprise on me tomorrow. i know he read this two....laughing. bad boo boo blondie.
Hey Gigi, your birthday is past now...what was BL's surprise? Enquiring minds want to know! :-)
I won't let it go to my head cutie, lol. Just another day in paradise. As for Gigi and her birthday, I will let her tell you about where we went and so forth. She did want see food- everything she see, she eat, lol!
Ah lil lady Beauty,
Thanks cutie! But, what are friend's for if they are not thoughtful. We could get nothing from our ex's for that matter, lol. As for the singing thing, Sharp has a theory on that. I can get arrested for my crooning so I keep quiet on that, right Sharon sweetie, LMAO.
Hey Gigi, that is very sweet of BL. Now BL...don't let this go to your head okay? lol I think Gigi that is a precious quality in a person to cherish...to be so thoughtful and considerate of another.
I also think that it is much easier for a man to surprise a women, because we love all those things, even if you can afford to buy them yourself. Now for a guy...do you think he'd be so thrilled to receive a lacy jock strap, or box of truffles? But again, it's the thought behind the gift that counts right...
Hahaha! Yes Len it should buy her a few very nice things. I'm not familiar with Fredericks.
I was once in a lingerie shop that quite expensive...I over heard this phone conversation between sales clerk & man on other end...she was quoting if it was alright it cost $500. It didn't seem to phase him, she said I'll wrap it up nicely! lol I believe it was only one item.
I guess I did get off cheap with Gigi, lol. Thanks for letting me know about the prices of those things. It is her birthday this Saturday so I bought her a Fredrick's of Hollywood gift certificate. I wonder how far a $100.00 gift certificate will go, LMAO. She might be able to get a lace bra and lace panties if she shops carefully, lol. I am sure she will let me know too when I see her next time, when ever that is, lol. Maybe I better go to Victoria's Secret and get her another $100.00 gift certificate to be sure, RLMAO. Thanks for the advise on the panties and bras thing, I just wish I would have talked to you before getting her the $100.00 Fredrick's gift certificate, lol. Oh well, $200.00 between Fredrick's and Victoria's should get her a few things for her birthday, lol. Talk to you soon sweetie.
sharp1 write: $15-20 dollars each for lace underwear? BL...you got off cheap!!! lol Sometimes they are $60 - $100 each...and not much fabric to them! lol
I have seen them things. That silk stuff must be delicious to the moths, and it must be hard to get them imported. I swear the ones that I saw were so eaten up by the moths that the crotches were missing, and they were still selling them for $75...
Funny lady, lol. Dry Cleaning $8.95 for a blouse. My dress shirts cost me $1.50-$2.00 per shirt to Dry Clean, lol. I took Gigi to the Hollywood Victoria's Secret the other night. I bought her a couple of pairs of lace underwear at 15-20 dollars each. I just had to say to her that I could buy a 3 pack of underwear for less than 10 dollars, lol. Talk to you soon.