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Posted on Sun, Jun 18, 2006 00:17

Are You All Right!! IF I hear this one more time I am going to go ballistic. This thread is dedicated to be my rant on being asked "Are You All Right??"

As a few of you know, because you asked "Are You All Right" I have had kidney stones. For those that have not experienced the pain well I would recommend everyone try it just once. Oh an notice how many people ask "Are You All Right"

I mean think about it, the triage nurse asked me, the nice little candy stripper, the nurse walks in and what do you think she asked "Are you all right?" Now why in the world would I be all right if I am in the Emergency Room?

Now let's skip forward a couple hundred other well intentioned people that have IM'ed, emailed or called. Let's focus on THAT - NURSE! The one that pulled on THAT string connected to that STINT, stuck in my YAAAHhhOOOO. She yanks that string and asked "Are You All Right"

Needless to say 2 hours later I am in the Emergency Room waiting my turn for a triage nurse when I pass out in pain. Now can you even guess what the first thing I hear "Are You All Right" - I am laying on the cold tile floor of the ER - am I OK???? It echooooed, I think 5 people must have asked me before someone with half a brain said I have something for that pain. - NOW I AM OK!!!

Yes I am All Right, but my ureter has been to Hell and back. It has been blocked, poked, lasered, stinted and decides to SPASM. Life is good!

BUT I AM OK. So don't ask! I feel so much better now.

-D.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 22, 2007 10:18

Katie,
Just seems like you have been trying to pass something painful here lately. So I thought of this post and just wanted to ask you one question:

ARE YOU ALRIGHT?

-d.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 11, 2006 01:56

Devoted2FindingU write:
beautynbrains4u write:
Devoted2FindingU write:
BnB, I think of you fondly every time I pass a Bed & Breakfast. Anyway I do appreciate your humor. What Mencken probably did not consider as an alternative is the effectiveness of laying prone on an E.R. floor. As long as they have Demoral or Dilaudid I am not above a prone position.


Yup, but the problem I have with Bed and Breakfast joints is that I rarely make it to breakfast ;))!!

That gives me an idea. Bed N Brunch!

Oh and what do tell would keep such lovely creatures in bed so late in the morning?

-D.


hot, steamy, all-day monkey sex.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 10, 2006 19:00

GrapesOfGoodHope write:

Devo, now you've got me worried! You certainly lost more than some akward stone and you are definatly NOT ALL RIGHT!

What kind of a naive question was that?!!!! Or are you just trying to be "cute"? If so, it does not wash; we all know you too well, you sex craving demon, you!


Hope do not worry, I am Alright. Some even say mighty FINE. And yes cute too! lol.



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Posted on Sat, Jul 08, 2006 09:57

beautynbrains4u write:
Devoted2FindingU write:
BnB, I think of you fondly every time I pass a Bed & Breakfast. Anyway I do appreciate your humor. What Mencken probably did not consider as an alternative is the effectiveness of laying prone on an E.R. floor. As long as they have Demoral or Dilaudid I am not above a prone position.


Yup, but the problem I have with Bed and Breakfast joints is that I rarely make it to breakfast ;))!!

That gives me an idea. Bed N Brunch!

Oh and what do tell would keep such lovely creatures in bed so late in the morning?

-D.



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Posted on Thu, Jul 06, 2006 14:53

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And hasn't everyone noticed that servers do that all the time - ask you when your mouth is full?! As though we don't know why.....just so we can't say, w"ell, my steak isn't cooked exactly the way I wanted it."



Trust me on this We train them to do that!! Servers actually try and make it to the table knowing your going to sound so funny trying to talk and eat. That and we really want you to slow down a chew your food properly just like grandma said to. Another favorite is to bring your food when you go to the bathroom. A special staff member is assigned to this specific task- watching to see if you get up and then yells to the chef to put your plate up NOW! "quick, quick they went to the loo" And if they still allow smoking we do that just to mess with them smokers. its this class We teach called Serving 101.

lol...I thought so! We're all just there for your entertainment!

Glad to help - and we leave them tips!

And bnb, that's why I don't stay at B&B's too! If I'm paying for B&B I want my breakfast! Can I help it if I want it at say 10:30'ish or 11?! And I don't like those hotels that make you walk down somewhere in public - what, you're supposed to be up and dressed at 7am while on a vacation just to get a cup of coffee and a little food?! Sheesh....give me a hotel with room service...


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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 19:46

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Trust me on this We train them to do that!! Servers actually try and make it to the table knowing your going to sound so funny trying to talk and eat. That and we really want you to slow down a chew your food properly just like grandma said to. Another favorite is to bring your food when you go to the bathroom. A special staff member is assigned to this specific task- watching to see if you get up and then yells to the chef to put your plate up NOW! "quick, quick they went to the loo" And if they still allow smoking we do that just to mess with them smokers. its this class We teach called Serving 101.


I was in a restraunt tonight and the waitress (who looked like Uncle Fester) brought the salad and bread at the same time. Guess what she asked before I could pick up a fork? Yep "Is everything OK".

I would have asked the management to fire her but it looked like she had some very closely bred relatives working there as well.

-D.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 04, 2006 13:57

And hasn't everyone noticed that servers do that all the time - ask you when your mouth is full?! As though we don't know why.....just so we can't say, w"ell, my steak isn't cooked exactly the way I wanted it."



Trust me on this We train them to do that!! Servers actually try and make it to the table knowing your going to sound so funny trying to talk and eat. That and we really want you to slow down a chew your food properly just like grandma said to. Another favorite is to bring your food when you go to the bathroom. A special staff member is assigned to this specific task- watching to see if you get up and then yells to the chef to put your plate up NOW! "quick, quick they went to the loo" And if they still allow smoking we do that just to mess with them smokers. its this class We teach called Serving 101.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 04, 2006 11:37

Stats thank you. It was just one uterer and I am "MIGHTY FINE." I love your new pictures! Isn't it amazing the clarity of digital images. I mean you do an augmentation, reduction, augmentation. It is just amazing how big you can make your,, your

eyes... h.o.l. (howling out loud!)

Seriously, the pics are lovely.

-D.



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Posted on Tue, Jul 04, 2006 11:35

BnB, I think of you fondly every time I pass a Bed & Breakfast. Anyway I do appreciate your humor. What Mencken probably did not consider as an alternative is the effectiveness of laying prone on an E.R. floor. As long as they have Demoral or Dilaudid I am not above a prone position.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 07:54

Devoted2FindingU write:
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Hey Devo...I believe on the Candyman thread he created about him and katie it was determined that if a guy is going to invite someone to visit them it is only appropriate to do it privately via emails. Good luck!


OH NO Sharp, I will never go private with Cutiepie again. The last time I did she melted the wiring to my house. lol. Nope not again. Now if we were talking about you, well see my email.


That makes it sound like things got pretty hot with cutiepie...was she mad at you? lol
I saw you email, did you see mine? lol Just keeping it cool! lol



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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 05:44

Devoted2FindingU write:
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Hey Devo...I believe on the Candyman thread he created about him and katie it was determined that if a guy is going to invite someone to visit them it is only appropriate to do it privately via emails. Good luck!


OH NO Sharp, I will never go private with Cutiepie again. The last time I did she melted the wiring to my house. lol. Nope not again. Now if we were talking about you, well see my email.

Oh Devo, you have to admit that was the best melt down you ever had. Well maybe it was a good idea to plug into a higher volt recepticle. So are you saying that you paid all that money to have your wiring redone, and you dont even want to check it out?



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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 05:36

My mother would say that this does not sound like proper dinner conversation. It may be more appropriate for dessert. LOL.

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 22:17

Devo my condolence to your ureters....
But are they alright......LMAo
The worse screaming i have heard has been from a man who had kidney stones. Everytime they traveled he would let out this blood curdling scream. We all felt so sorry for him. He eventually passed it but took 2 days and each of them you could hear his screams all over the floor. Pain med did very little. So i am glad those days are over for you Devo.

I always wonder why as soon as you get your food served that the waitress/waiter asks "is it alright? Am i able to eat it to find out.....LOL



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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 17:13

katiegrlK2B write:
RapturousRed write:
And hasn't everyone noticed that servers do that all the time - ask you when your mouth is full?! As though we don't know why.....just so we can't say, w"ell, my steak isn't cooked exactly the way I wanted it."

But then after seeing that movie, "Restaurant" (I think....), one has to be very careful of what you say if you don't want foreign objects or other matter in your food!


I'll bet, Red, that we're so busy trying to hide behind our napkin so we aren't talking with our mouths full that if we looked around, the other servers are probably howling with laughter and chalking up points for the most awkward looking, full-mouthed patron! LOL

I know the feeling, Katie and Red. Why is it that as soon as you put a forkful of food in your maouth, the server decides to come over to ask if "you're all right". All you can do is look up with mouth full and nod or squeeze your liups together and go MMMMMhhhhhmmmm! LOL Same with the dentist. You got your mouth WIIIIIIIIIIIDE open, he asked you all right, and what're you gonna do???



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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 15:23

sharp1 write:
Hey Devo...I believe on the Candyman thread he created about him and katie it was determined that if a guy is going to invite someone to visit them it is only appropriate to do it privately via emails. Good luck!


OH NO Sharp, I will never go private with Cutiepie again. The last time I did she melted the wiring to my house. lol. Nope not again. Now if we were talking about you, well see my email.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 14:37

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See Cutipie is all wind... Not a word from her when she has a chance. Matter of fact I have the next two weeks all by myself the kids are are Grandpa's. So what do you say Cutiepie...

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Katie I like your ureter too!


HA! Brilliant! LOFLMFAO!!!!!

  


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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 01:42

RapturousRed write:
And hasn't everyone noticed that servers do that all the time - ask you when your mouth is full?! As though we don't know why.....just so we can't say, w"ell, my steak isn't cooked exactly the way I wanted it."

But then after seeing that movie, "Restaurant" (I think....), one has to be very careful of what you say if you don't want foreign objects or other matter in your food!


I'll bet, Red, that we're so busy trying to hide behind our napkin so we aren't talking with our mouths full that if we looked around, the other servers are probably howling with laughter and chalking up points for the most awkward looking, full-mouthed patron! LOL



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Posted on Sat, Jul 01, 2006 17:36

Devoted2FindingU write:

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Devo how is your ureter feeling this week? Is it UP and running?


Cutie you want to find out? I have the first week of Aug off with no destination determined yet. Now we will see who BLOWS smoke....

Katie don't encourage her! She is BAD enough. lol.

Now you guys look at how sweet BlndEinstein has been to me maybe I need to go over to Eastpointe instead.

-D.


See Cutipie is all wind... Not a word from her when she has a chance. Matter of fact I have the next two weeks all by myself the kids are are Grandpa's. So what do you say Cutiepie...

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Katie I like your ureter too!


Hey Devo...I believe on the Candyman thread he created about him and katie it was determined that if a guy is going to invite someone to visit them it is only appropriate to do it privately via emails. Good luck!



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Posted on Sat, Jul 01, 2006 15:51

devoted2findingu write:
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Devo how is your ureter feeling this week? Is it UP and running?


Cutie you want to find out? I have the first week of Aug off with no destination determined yet. Now we will see who BLOWS smoke....

Katie don't encourage her! She is BAD enough. lol.

Now you guys look at how sweet BlndEinstein has been to me maybe I need to go over to Eastpointe instead.

-D.

See Cutipie is all wind... Not a word from her when she has a chance. Matter of fact I have the next two weeks all by myself the kids are are Grandpa's. So what do you say Cutiepie...

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Katie I like your ureter too!



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