If I built the perfect man .... Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on May 24, 2006 00:00


    If I built a perfect man, which of these characteristics would be:

    1. - "MH" (a must-have)
    2. - "CLW" (could live without)
    3. - "ANN" (absolutely not necessary)

    Okay, here he goes......

    HEAD:
    a. gorgeous eyes w/ no glasses
    b. sensuous lips
    c. strong jaw and chin
    d. no nose hairs
    e. perfect teeth
    f. a full head of fabulous hair
    g. no piercings, plugs or ear hair
    h. anything I left out _____________

    BODY:
    a. strong, muscular neck/shoulders
    b. pecs you could bounce pennies off
    c. big, bulging biceps
    d. clean, manicured hands
    e. six-pack abs
    f. flat, sexy abdomen
    g. gorgeous, muscular back
    h. to-die-for derriere
    i. enviable "package"
    j. smooth, hairless body
    k. cyclist's legs
    l. clean, pedicured feet
    m. no tattoos anywhere
    n. anything I left out _______________

    PERSONALITY:
    a. even-tempered
    b. sensitive
    c. loving
    d. in touch with his "feminine side"
    e. great sense of humour
    f. self-pride
    g. self-confidence
    h. religious
    i. tolerant of others
    j. enterprising
    k. ambitious
    l. competitive
    m. fighter for justice
    n. creative
    o. anything I left out ___________

    MIND:
    a. brilliant
    b. intelligent
    c. dumb, but so pretty
    d. finished high school
    e. took some post-secondary
    f. graduated university
    g. acquired a masters degree
    h. has a doctorate or is a Mensa member
    i. anything I left out _____________

    LEISURE:
    a. athletic
    b. academic, nose in a book
    c. x-treme gentleman
    d. couch-potato
    e. traveler
    f. passionate
    g. shy
    h. laid back
    i. down to earth
    j. leader
    k. hard worker
    l. great dancer
    m. loves kids
    n. loves animals
    o. anything I left out _____________

    ANYTHING ELSE I LEFT OUT: ____________

    Okay, I've built a man. What qualities are MH, CLW OR ANN to you?

    This is not a lesson in shallowness; it's a sort of exercise in knowing what's important to us, and what doesn't mean that much in our search for a luv-lemur! LOL

    And it's not meant to put the guys on the spot, it's so that we can share our ideas with the men and show them what's hot and what's not with us.

    I was inspired to start this by an old memory that popped up the other day about this guy who dressed like a bum, sported a horrible comb-over, had one chipped tooth right in the front of his smile and who had a lot of potential to make himself look handsome but chose, instead, to call me a shallow _itch because I told him I was busy after he asked me out for dinner. I just wasn't into him ... but he made it MY fault that I prefered men with better grooming habits.

    Somebody else can build the perfect woman so the men can tell us what they can't life without, don't mind missing, or don't even care about.
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  • View author's info posted on Jul 17, 2006 21:55


    I had a meeting today with a politician in my city. He was talking to someone on his Bluetooth when he opened the door for me and invited me in with a hand-wave. He made me wait while he finished the call. He was wearing a plaid, short-sleeved shirt and baggy jeans. He had about a 52 inch stomach and was losing his hair and wore glasses. If he lost a bit of weight and didn't have such a pronounced double chin, I could see he was very attractive. He wasn't what anyone would call "the perfect man."

    Nonetheless, we laughed through the whole meeting and I found him to be the most intelligent, funny, caring and witty guy I'd met in a long time. He had a firm handshake and during one of the 5 times we shook hands and said goodbye, he held my hand for about two minutes as he talked to me and while I looked at him, I thought, "I like him! I could see myself dating him!"

    My idea of perfect for HIM was different. I hope we meet again soon!
  • View author's info posted on Jul 17, 2006 05:08


    Well, if its good,I have it.

    If its bad, I don't have it.

    If I have it and you think its bad, you must be wrong.

    And if I have it, and you don't want it, that means your specifications are wrong.

    Now why would I want a woman that is wrong all of the time.


    lolololol
  • View author's info posted on May 25, 2006 15:06


    katiegrlK2B write:
    If I built a perfect man, which of these characteristics would be:

    1. - "MH" (a must-have)
    2. - "CLW" (could live without)
    3. - "ANN" (absolutely not necessary)

    Okay, here he goes......

    HEAD:
    a. gorgeous eyes w/ no glasses-MH
    b. sensuous lips-MH
    c. strong jaw and chin-CLW
    d. no nose hairs-MH
    e. perfect teeth-MH
    f. a full head of fabulous hair-CLW
    g. no piercings, plugs or ear hair-MH
    h. anything I left out _____________

    BODY:
    a. strong, muscular neck/shoulders-CLW
    b. pecs you could bounce pennies off -ANN
    c. big, bulging biceps-CLW
    d. clean, manicured hands-MH
    e. six-pack abs-ANN
    f. flat, sexy abdomen-CLW
    g. gorgeous, muscular back-CLW
    h. to-die-for derriere-MH
    i. enviable "package"-
    j. smooth, hairless body-ANN
    k. cyclist's legs-ANN
    l. clean, pedicured feet-MH
    m. no tattoos anywhere-CLW
    n. anything I left out _Average body______________

    PERSONALITY:
    a. even-tempered-MH
    b. sensitive-MH
    c. loving-MH
    d. in touch with his "feminine side"-CLW
    e. great sense of humour-MH
    f. self-pride-MH
    g. self-confidence-MH
    h. religious-ANN
    i. tolerant of others-MH
    j. enterprising-CLW
    k. ambitious-MH
    l. competitive-CLW
    m. fighter for justice-ANN
    n. creative-MH
    o. anything I left out ___________

    MIND:
    a. brilliant-ANN
    b. intelligent-MH
    c. dumb, but so pretty-ANN
    d. finished high school-MH
    e. took some post-secondary-ANN
    f. graduated university-CLW
    g. acquired a masters degree-CLW
    h. has a doctorate or is a Mensa member-ANN
    i. anything I left out _____________

    LEISURE:
    a. athletic-MH
    b. academic, nose in a book-MH
    c. x-treme gentleman-CLW
    d. couch-potato-ANN
    e. traveler-MH
    f. passionate-MH
    g. shy-CLW
    h. laid back-MH
    i. down to earth-MH
    j. leader-MH
    k. hard worker-MH
    l. great dancer-MH
    m. loves kids-CLW
    n. loves animals-CLW
    o. anything I left out _____________

    ANYTHING ELSE I LEFT OUT: ____________

    Okay, I've built a man. What qualities are MH, CLW OR ANN to you?


    Yikes, I haven't counted, but it seems like a lot of MH's.....No wonder!!!

    And yes, Rob, I do believe if we build it, it will come!
  • View author's info posted on May 24, 2006 15:51


    katiegrlK2B write:
    If I built a perfect man, which of these characteristics would be:

    1. - "MH" (a must-have)
    2. - "CLW" (could live without)
    3. - "ANN" (absolutely not necessary)

    Okay, here he goes......

    HEAD:
    a. gorgeous eyes w/ no glasses
    b. sensuous lips
    c. strong jaw and chin
    d. no nose hairs
    e. perfect teeth
    f. a full head of fabulous hair
    g. no piercings, plugs or ear hair
    h. anything I left out _____________

    BODY:
    a. strong, muscular neck/shoulders
    b. pecs you could bounce pennies off
    c. big, bulging biceps
    d. clean, manicured hands
    e. six-pack abs
    f. flat, sexy abdomen
    g. gorgeous, muscular back
    h. to-die-for derriere
    i. enviable "package"
    j. smooth, hairless body
    k. cyclist's legs
    l. clean, pedicured feet
    m. no tattoos anywhere
    n. anything I left out _______________

    PERSONALITY:
    a. even-tempered
    b. sensitive
    c. loving
    d. in touch with his "feminine side"
    e. great sense of humour
    f. self-pride
    g. self-confidence
    h. religious
    i. tolerant of others
    j. enterprising
    k. ambitious
    l. competitive
    m. fighter for justice
    n. creative
    o. anything I left out ___________

    MIND:
    a. brilliant
    b. intelligent
    c. dumb, but so pretty
    d. finished high school
    e. took some post-secondary
    f. graduated university
    g. acquired a masters degree
    h. has a doctorate or is a Mensa member
    i. anything I left out _____________

    LEISURE:
    a. athletic
    b. academic, nose in a book
    c. x-treme gentleman
    d. couch-potato
    e. traveler
    f. passionate
    g. shy
    h. laid back
    i. down to earth
    j. leader
    k. hard worker
    l. great dancer
    m. loves kids
    n. loves animals
    o. anything I left out _____________

    ANYTHING ELSE I LEFT OUT: ____________

    Okay, I've built a man. What qualities are MH, CLW OR ANN to you?

    This is not a lesson in shallowness; it's a sort of exercise in knowing what's important to us, and what doesn't mean that much in our search for a luv-lemur! LOL

    And it's not meant to put the guys on the spot, it's so that we can share our ideas with the men and show them what's hot and what's not with us.

    I was inspired to start this by an old memory that popped up the other day about this guy who dressed like a bum, sported a horrible comb-over, had one chipped tooth right in the front of his smile and who had a lot of potential to make himself look handsome but chose, instead, to call me a shallow _itch because I told him I was busy after he asked me out for dinner. I just wasn't into him ... but he made it MY fault that I prefered men with better grooming habits.

    Somebody else can build the perfect woman so the men can tell us what they can't life without, don't mind missing, or don't even care about.

    ok katie, I know you just copied all these items from my Bio,wink.
  • View author's info posted on May 24, 2006 05:32


    HEAD:
    a. gorgeous eyes w/ no glasses (Nice eyes *Sigh* - glasses no prob)
    b. sensuous lips (OWYEAH)
    c. strong jaw and chin (CLW)
    d. no nose hairs (CLW)
    e. perfect teeth (Love great teath)
    f. a full head of fabulous hair (CLW)
    g. no piercings, plugs or ear hair (Dont like piercings)

    BODY:
    Found out I am not that picky bodywise. Have been attracted to all kinds of bodies ;-)

    PERSONALITY:
    a. even-tempered (Mwoah)
    b. sensitive (Yeah)
    c. loving (Yeah)
    d. in touch with his "feminine side" (Yeah)
    e. great sense of humour (OwwwYeah)
    f. self-pride (Yeah)
    g. self-confidence (HellllYeah)
    h. religious (NOOOOOOOOOO)
    i. tolerant of others (Mwoah)
    j. enterprising (Mwoah)
    k. ambitious (Yeah)
    l. competitive (Mwoah)
    m. fighter for justice (Mwoah)
    n. creative (YEAHHHH)

    (Mwoah means not that important)

    MIND:
    a. brilliant (Yes Please)
    b. intelligent (Too)
    c. dumb, but so pretty (I'll pass)
    d. finished high school (would be a plus)
    e. took some post-secondary (plus too)
    f. graduated university (plus too)
    g. acquired a masters degree (plusplusplus)
    h. has a doctorate or is a Mensa member(Doctorate's nice, Mensa member doesn't impress me)

    LEISURE:
    a. athletic (Mwoah)
    b. academic, nose in a book (I like that)
    c. x-treme gentleman (Nice)
    d. couch-potato (from time to time)
    e. traveler (YEAHHHHH)
    f. passionate (A Must!)
    g. shy (NO!)
    h. laid back (Would be nice)
    i. down to earth (YEAHHH)
    j. leader (Okay)
    k. hard worker ('sCool)
    l. great dancer (Nah)
    m. loves kids (Yeah, why not)
    n. loves animals (Or at least my cat)

    Can I order one like that from you Katie?
    I understand the at least 6 weeks delivery thingie, thats okay... just make it a masterpiece pls!
    :-)
  • View author's info posted on May 24, 2006 05:21


    I guess this is the female equilvalant of Kevin Costner's field of dreams???

    "Build it and they will come" :o)

    Intrigued though as to what the responses will be!
  • View author's info posted on May 24, 2006 03:27


    A sensual nerd. :)

    I've found that types that I don't usually go for (blue-eyed blondes, slim) have held my attention merely on something they did or said or the way they touched me which made them very attractive.
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