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Posted on Fri, Sep 15, 2006 15:23

loneranger06 write:
Katie, are you trying to tell me im a right plonker, and leave the reception all to you. All ive got to do is arrange the mooning round the honey bit. How do you fancy romantic Dunk Island.


No thanks. My ex took me there on my FIRST honeymoon.



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Posted on Fri, Sep 15, 2006 02:11

loneranger06 write:
TribalSSS, can we have the reception at the Testicle Festival, that would be real novel, talk about being caught by the goolies, just imagine showing the kids their parents wedding.
Watcha think Katie, your awful quiet for a bride to be


The man gets to arrange the honeymoon, NOT the reception! I can just imagine if we invited everybody here to the wedding, what they'd do to our reception if it were at a Testicle Festival!!!! My god, the decorations and cake alone!!!



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Posted on Thu, Sep 14, 2006 03:02

TripleS write:
katiegrlK2B write:
TripleS write:

loneranger06 write:
While TripeSS is cleansing her flared orifices of putrid squid the StonedRanger is proud of his hard tack, but FishyWeeMissy having her roots in Ecosse only has soft Oaties and they are nice to nibble on especially with a wee bit o'cream. The only way to halt DisplacedeSSS is grit the ice, boy them Southern Grits you can use them for just about anything, just dont eat'em



Waving white rooster and...TheLoneDeranger and KTGargoyle are married. Ha! Fisty is the flower girl.

Thanks for the fish.


You can't just go marrying me off to whomever you want!!!! I HAVE RIGHTS!!! I'm saving myself for a man I KNOW! Sorry Loner Anger. Long distance, arranged marriages have never worked for me.

:D


I have the power to couple people up against their will. Didn't you get the memo?

The LoneDerangeder is relocating to CN, not to worry. And remember Triples is a nice name for a boy or a girl...

You two make the cutest couple!


Well, I refuse to sign a prenup!



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Posted on Mon, Sep 11, 2006 20:49

TripleS write:

loneranger06 write:
While TripeSS is cleansing her flared orifices of putrid squid the StonedRanger is proud of his hard tack, but FishyWeeMissy having her roots in Ecosse only has soft Oaties and they are nice to nibble on especially with a wee bit o'cream. The only way to halt DisplacedeSSS is grit the ice, boy them Southern Grits you can use them for just about anything, just dont eat'em



Waving white rooster and...TheLoneDeranger and KTGargoyle are married. Ha! Fisty is the flower girl.

Thanks for the fish.


You can't just go marrying me off to whomever you want!!!! I HAVE RIGHTS!!! I'm saving myself for a man I KNOW! Sorry Loner Anger. Long distance, arranged marriages have never worked for me.

:D



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Posted on Sun, Sep 10, 2006 11:26

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You call this soup?! A chicken throwing up in a bowl, does not soup make! I believe it is time for me to remove my mourning garb and jump into round 10.
Flinging the soup in the general direction of Longderangeder and his not so politically correct sidekick, FistyWeeVicie scatters them back to the hills from which they came. After living on hardtack for weeks, a hot meal is all it takes to rid this thread of those two.
Grabbing the broom I rode in on, I turn the bowl upside down and harnessing the powers of my cold, cold heart, ice over the ring and viola, a curling rink in summer. Imagine, if you will, a pinball game, garish red lights, clanging hammers, grinding flesh, dinging bells..no it's not SweetHussy's bedroom, it's still the rink, but no expense has been spared with the Las Vegas effects. My Canadian genes take over and it is as if a curling angel is guiding my broom. Don't go there. The first shot bounces off CutieCur's scantily clad buttocks knocking her on her knees (good thing she always wears her Olympic-sized kneepads) and travels to Gem's t-back where it hit her sweet spot and falls noisily to the rink floor. Gem starts to dance.
My white rooster retrieves the bowl and with solid impact of natural brush fibers against solid bowl it flies toward KrankyKT and PeggySmellySlew who are holding Brownies in front of them in a vain attempt to divert attention away from their vulnerable parts. Doesn't everyone know about my wheat allergy? Although Brownies smell enticing, I can no more partake in him, than, wait a minute, it nearly worked...those vixens! The bowl hurls and hits both "ladies" in the ankles knocking them soundly on their diaper clad bottoms. Linking arms they start singing Crazy.
....continued (be patient white rooster)

While Trip blabs & blabs & blabs & blabs, I blindside her right in the chops with a fresh squid. Try pickin' THOSE tentacles outa your noseholes! LOL



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Posted on Sun, Sep 10, 2006 11:22

GrapesOfGoodHope write:
Ok, trying my utmost (as always) to be a politically correct goody two shoes, I lay a well balanced table, adorned with the best of fish and flesh and not forgetting to cater for vegetarians.

So my table is adorned as follows; week-old unrefrigerated fish entrails, freshly recycled roadkill and a variety of pickings from a very environment friendly compost heap.

And, since one should respect food, especially the abundance thereof, it will not be hurled at the guests; no ways! It would be served on a beautifully laid table: silver flatware, Delft china and lead crystal on snow white damask.

You are all cordially invited to this feast ON CONDITION THAT you absolutely clean your plates, no remaining discreet portions allowed! Furthermore, I am also prepared to turn a blind eye, for once, if guests are unable to control urges of plate licking.

Bon appetit!!!

PS Dress code? I ran out of ideas ...


Is it cooked?



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Posted on Thu, Sep 07, 2006 15:19

SweetAimee write:
Ill show you FishFight KCur!
See that spacesuit?
That happens to be filled with fish!
*SLAP*
First fishpunch in your face!

*Sigh*
I have lost my sense of humor- can't help it. Sorry CURtie, can't do better than this.
:-(
:-(
:-(


I hope you're wearin' granny bloomers, EatSwaymee, cuz I just shoved a dozen kippers down ur tidy whities!

And a smack in the eye with a Newfie cod for the rest o' ya!



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Posted on Thu, Sep 07, 2006 10:08

Ill show you FishFight KCur!
See that spacesuit?
That happens to be filled with fish!
*SLAP*
First fishpunch in your face!

*Sigh*
I have lost my sense of humor- can't help it. Sorry CURtie, can't do better than this.
:-(
:-(
:-(

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Posted on Thu, Sep 07, 2006 03:12

SweetAimee write:
OKAY!
Bring it ON again!
Schoolyear has started and I am absolutely struck with beginning-of-the-year Fiestiness! (No WeeHussy- you do NOT own that word!)

I CALL ROUND 10!

All participants have been assigned one table and on that table you will find EVERYTHING you need for your upcoming attacks.

On my table I have well- of course still the ShootyClogs for READY4UNEVER's big behind-
For KTHurl I have a nice spacesuit!
What I can do with that will be revealed later- I'm not telling all just yet!
Triples, for you I have a nice big bowl of NoodleSoup and yes! There's is some heavy spanking involved in that!

What I have in store for CuntiePis, Dopey, Fisty, and all the others, I won't tell yet!

So- what on your table- and,
WATCHA GONNA DO WITH IT?

BRING IT ON- I AM READY!!!


WHAT'S ON MY TABLE? PROJECTILE AQUATICS AND CRUSTACEANS, ALIVE ALIVE-OH!



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Posted on Thu, Sep 07, 2006 03:10

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Well ... some of the wussy MM women got bored & lost their funny. AimToPlease is all coochie coo with Willp & Starv on the blogs & doesn't play here anymore. Sharpie is vacationing, Tomi fell in a hole in Platoon & disappeared. Then there's HopesOfGreatFood but she's still living in Bern Bern & hasn't flung a decent insult ball in years. CutiePootie is just a little fart now.

SnootyBooty chews rocks & spits out gravel for fun these days. 4W's tipped over & is now 4M's. FiendishWeeLashy is beatin' up the Blondein again & Stats is just being tall in Texas somewhere. Robtestosterone (one of the funniest nicknames EVER) is moonlighting as a heterosexual gigolo in Batlanta. Brownies (whose 1st name is "Alice") got arrested for his cannabis content. BigBlue .... shrunk.

Ready is too busy exposing gorgeous men to an adoring public to play & Precious turned into a Yorkshire Pudding & Glenna ate her with roast beef for dinner. BlondeLichen & Bubbles just returned.

The Lone Arranger is all unorganized. SteelMagWheels is at FocusHawaii staring at pretty men before Ready defrocks them! RigorousDead has been flirting with all the married guys but won't date any of them!

DeanOfDoorBeams is recovering from Blogitis & needs hourly transfusions of Lavender eau de toilette. Mariana fled.

DoubledIncense is still cuddling those wee stuffed bears on her lap. Debutantily is packing forks so she can steal some in the DR & leave the Canadian ones so they won't notice for months. September will soon be October & Canadians will buy all the turkeys in the world because our Thanksgiving's in October, before those dressing-eatin' Yanks! TripleS quadrupled & GemiDi is - oh. YOU'RE GemiDi. K, never mind! LOL


KT I bow and genuflect at your supreme wit. You are the shite.


Luv ya too, you little poo! Smoked and salted char for you! LOL



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Posted on Wed, Sep 06, 2006 21:48

GrapesOfGoodHope write:
SweetAimee write:
Hi Gem-

Yeah, what happened to the Forums.
The F got changed to a B me thinks.


I agree, you two!
There I was: all set up for KatieCur's fish fight, but then some recurring nightmare recurred ...


KATIECUR!!! THAT DOES IT!!

Gropes, don't duck! I'm lobbing a blowfish at your head this second!!!

And Aimee! You're supposed to be funny but I'm soooo borrrredddd! Like a ninja death star, I'm spinning a wet octi-PUS at you!!!!

FISHFIGHT!!!!!!!!

FISHFIGHT!!!!!!!



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Posted on Wed, Sep 06, 2006 07:14

OKAY!
Bring it ON again!
Schoolyear has started and I am absolutely struck with beginning-of-the-year Fiestiness! (No WeeHussy- you do NOT own that word!)

I CALL ROUND 10!

All participants have been assigned one table and on that table you will find EVERYTHING you need for your upcoming attacks.

On my table I have well- of course still the ShootyClogs for READY4UNEVER's big behind-
For KTHurl I have a nice spacesuit!
What I can do with that will be revealed later- I'm not telling all just yet!
Triples, for you I have a nice big bowl of NoodleSoup and yes! There's is some heavy spanking involved in that!

What I have in store for CuntiePis, Dopey, Fisty, and all the others, I won't tell yet!

So- what on your table- and,
WATCHA GONNA DO WITH IT?

BRING IT ON- I AM READY!!!



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Posted on Tue, Sep 05, 2006 21:39

GeminiDi write:
I remember (not long ago) when this thread -- and many others -- were a lot of fun. It was "insults at twenty paces" and we got a kick out of word play. What happened to the FUN in the forums??? They're a mirror image of the negative BLOGS now!!!

Gem

Very nice to see you again my Friend. You have been missed.



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Posted on Tue, Sep 05, 2006 21:32

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blondeindian write:
what ever you stupid drunk witch, go down another one, you don't make any sense as usual, kisskiss you blonde drunk. I wish you were woman enough to call me, but your a yellow bellied snake, not guts withs bullies with no life backing you up, I have got my monies worth out of this sight just f*cking with you door knob...so go jump in a cold lake sucking on a galswhatchamacallit kiss...lollololololoollllll


WHOA! Real catfight in the faux catfight thread!!!

Effing with a door knob sounds considerably uncomfortable. I guess it depends on the doorknob.

Thank God for my multiple doorknobs my brilliant bird...lol. Do me a favour tell The Bletherskite to bugger off...as I have better tools to use at the end of the day. Wink...LMAO

your shorter than me so you must BUGGER OFF FIRST MATE, SHIPS AAHOY...lol...

lmao...Hey not necessary....Have you seen my new Heels????



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Posted on Tue, Sep 05, 2006 21:18

blondeindian write:
FiestyWeelassy1 write:
katiegrlK2B write:
blondeindian write:
what ever you stupid drunk witch, go down another one, you don't make any sense as usual, kisskiss you blonde drunk. I wish you were woman enough to call me, but your a yellow bellied snake, not guts withs bullies with no life backing you up, I have got my monies worth out of this sight just f*cking with you door knob...so go jump in a cold lake sucking on a galswhatchamacallit kiss...lollololololoollllll


WHOA! Real catfight in the faux catfight thread!!!

Effing with a door knob sounds considerably uncomfortable. I guess it depends on the doorknob.

AHHHH..Is that the best crayola chick can do???? What ashame..I had high hopes for once she would utilize her DID( Dissociative Identity Disorder )with her Schizophrenia. Frick that would of at least been more entertaining...lmao.

Speaking of Drunks Crayola don't forget about your DUI....lol. Or your email to me about it happening over your meds not being titrated....You want to test me? Go right ahead as I still have your email and your #.

Let me know when you are under professional care and then and only then I might converse with you.

However I SEE you have not changed a weebit...still as narcissistic as ever.

What a shame

Yellow bellied(drunk)snake signing out...TO YOU

My true Patients call.....
your a lpn, not phd, remember

What's a lpn???? lol..Or do you mean LPN? Ahhh hun sorry to burst your bubble but their is no such thing in Canada. Thank you for such a compliment. I do know one wonderful American female that is and I could only be so pleased to have her knowledge.....Isn't that right my dear friend STAT.....WINK



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Posted on Tue, Sep 05, 2006 21:11

katiegrlK2B write:
Lassy sweet, when you and Dawn and I were cruising restaurants at Pearson, all we had was Coke and coffee! (not together) And as I recall, we barf when we drink too much! Where'd you get the rep as a drunk? LOL

(evidently someone who's never met you gave you that M.O.!)

(hic)

Hey it wasn't Coke...lol...it was diet coke.. Hiccup Hiccup...WINK



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Posted on Tue, Sep 05, 2006 12:21

Hi Gem-

Yeah, what happened to the Forums.
The F got changed to a B me thinks.



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Posted on Tue, Sep 05, 2006 11:38

GeminiDi write:
I remember (not long ago) when this thread -- and many others -- were a lot of fun. It was "insults at twenty paces" and we got a kick out of word play. What happened to the FUN in the forums?
Well ... some of the wussy MM women got bored & lost their funny. AimToPlease is all coochie coo with Willp & Starv on the blogs & doesn't play here anymore. Sharpie is vacationing, Tomi fell in a hole in Platoon & disappeared. Then there's HopesOfGreatFood but she's still living in Bern Bern & hasn't flung a decent insult ball in years. CutiePootie is just a little fart now.

SnootyBooty chews rocks & spits out gravel for fun these days. 4W's tipped over & is now 4M's. FiendishWeeLashy is beatin' up the Blondein again & Stats is just being tall in Texas somewhere. Robtestosterone (one of the funniest nicknames EVER) is moonlighting as a heterosexual gigolo in Batlanta. Brownies (whose 1st name is "Alice") got arrested for his cannabis content. BigBlue .... shrunk.

Ready is too busy exposing gorgeous men to an adoring public to play & Precious turned into a Yorkshire Pudding & Glenna ate her with roast beef for dinner. BlondeLichen & Bubbles just returned.

The Lone Arranger is all unorganized. SteelMagWheels is at FocusHawaii staring at pretty men before Ready defrocks them! RigorousDead has been flirting with all the married guys but won't date any of them!

DeanOfDoorBeams is recovering from Blogitis & needs hourly transfusions of Lavender eau de toilette. Mariana fled.

DoubledIncense is still cuddling those wee stuffed bears on her lap. Debutantily is packing forks so she can steal some in the DR & leave the Canadian ones so they won't notice for months. September will soon be October & Canadians will buy all the turkeys in the world because our Thanksgiving's in October, before those dressing-eatin' Yanks! TripleS quadrupled & GemiDi is - oh. YOU'RE GemiDi. K, never mind! LOL



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Posted on Mon, Sep 04, 2006 21:31

statuesque4u write:
OMG it's narcissistic time again. Everyone sing MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!!!!!!
Geez if i let ANYTHING BI said bother me i'd be taking my tepee to the badlands!!

And honey if you own Dallas come and get it!!! Course you might have to lay low as these plastic people love there boobs and they'll put up a fight if you take away their medicine man. But by all means put on the war paint(don't forget your crayolas tho)


Oh SCRAPES OF(VERY)GOOD DOPE i am sitting here LMFAO at your words. Never were there more truer words than yours!!!!! I can remember when she swore with the "i am never going to" quotes but i think it must have been when she was taking her meds at the time!!! I hope as time goes by and she plays with her crayolas that the effects don't remind us of "BOZO"

bozo,baby boomers,lol...



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Posted on Mon, Sep 04, 2006 21:29

FiestyWeelassy1 write:
katiegrlK2B write:
blondeindian write:
what ever you stupid drunk witch, go down another one, you don't make any sense as usual, kisskiss you blonde drunk. I wish you were woman enough to call me, but your a yellow bellied snake, not guts withs bullies with no life backing you up, I have got my monies worth out of this sight just f*cking with you door knob...so go jump in a cold lake sucking on a galswhatchamacallit kiss...lollololololoollllll


WHOA! Real catfight in the faux catfight thread!!!

Effing with a door knob sounds considerably uncomfortable. I guess it depends on the doorknob.

AHHHH..Is that the best crayola chick can do???? What ashame..I had high hopes for once she would utilize her DID( Dissociative Identity Disorder )with her Schizophrenia. Frick that would of at least been more entertaining...lmao.

Speaking of Drunks Crayola don't forget about your DUI....lol. Or your email to me about it happening over your meds not being titrated....You want to test me? Go right ahead as I still have your email and your #.

Let me know when you are under professional care and then and only then I might converse with you.

However I SEE you have not changed a weebit...still as narcissistic as ever.

What a shame

Yellow bellied(drunk)snake signing out...TO YOU

My true Patients call.....See Yah

your a lpn, not phd, remember



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