No doubt about it Billy Bob (ARredneck) you are the stunning example of a real "Man's Man", lol. You can gator wrestle and hog tie them puppies in a heartbeat. You are a professional "Hog Rider", and I bet you can catch them grand daddy catfish or bass too, lol. Just what every classy lady wants in a man Billy Bob. You should advertise for a good looking woman to send you a picture something like this:
Looking for good woman who likes to go fishing. Please send picture of boat and motor, lol.
That should get you the big catch of the day, LMAO Billy Bob! Now go gets her Arkansas.
HoldinOutForAHero write: red.. finally got into contact with justin.. and i had to let you know, the picture on your profile does him no justice! he sent me a couple pictures... very, very attractive!!
thanks for the insight!!
Glad to hear that, HOFAH. You're right about his pic in my profile, but hey, people are supposed to be looking at me, right?! lol He happened to get the best of his parents' genes....AND he's a good guy.
Hope you two have fun getting to know each other. Just remember...mom doesn't need to know everything!
smile & a wink
Hey, that is a great idea. You do the bidding and then he or anyone will know I am in on it. It can be our little secret. Then, when he comes to pick you up, we both walk and shout.....SURPRISE!!!! Oh, I do love being sneaky...tee hee hee.
I'll get on it, but want to make sure my fingers aren't writing checks my heart cannot cash!
DanDaring write: My God Katie, you've been out with some rough ones, did they leave the toilet seat up , drop dirty washing on the floor, squeeze the toothpaste from the top. There are guys out there who commit any of these heinous crimes, but are still bad' boys
I didn't say I dated more than ONE! Only a masochist (sorry Gem) would keep going back to the same type! And I'm talking about guys who put the toilet seat DOWN ... because they "basted" the ring with their uric emissions! I'm talking about men who THROW their dirty laundry (once they finally take it off) and IT STICKS TO THE WALL! I'm talking about the kind of guys who - (never MIND the toothpaste) squeeze a volcano simmering on their cheek and leave THAT on the bathroom mirror!
Most of these men were just buddies, guys I hung out with in my groups, actually mostly pilots in the late 80's and EMS guys in the 90's. Good friends to go partying or camping with, but nobody I'd ever want to date, despite their good looks, because I knew what pigs they were. And I mean that in a sisterly, "punch in the arm" way.
And I understand farting and belching is a bodily function faux pas that sometimes can't be helped ... but I admire a man who, when he's alone with a woman, doesn't do it in bed and then pull the sheets over her head so she is trapped in there with it. Ha ha. Big laugh.
Farting and belching are a male bonding thing. Keep it amongst yourselves. LOL
Dammit Red! Now it's not a surprise. Was going to have it re-chromed and everything!
Happy Birthday lovely lady!
lol...I wouldn't have thought of chrome, but that would be cool - I can just whack those men who are lucky enough to guess my real age. Or hey, trip the good one and drag them home, tie them up....lolol Make it a bright color. And thanks for the happy thought, I had a wonderful birthday. More fun to come this weekend - boat's coming out of storage and it is going to be 80 here!
seattlesunshine write: PeggySue, you still trying to sell that walker to fund your lust auction purchases? OK, I'll give you $20 for it. Know there were a couple of birthdays on MM this month and it will make the perfect gift!
PeggySue, you still trying to sell that walker to fund your lust auction purchases? OK, I'll give you $20 for it. Know there were a couple of birthdays on MM this month and it will make the perfect gift!
Lombard writes: But, Katiegirl, farting and belching are funny, aren't they? I think, in fact, that they are the highest form of humor.
Your post also confirms my position. You want a conditional manly man, which is contradictory.
Right. I was kidding around, and you KNOW it. LOL
I want to make it perfectly clear to any man who may be wondering, though.
I want a confident, successful man who can cut loose from the office once in a while and hang with me, who has a sense of humour or is at least mildly amusing and appreciates MY sense of humour. And I want an adventurous, chivalrous nice guy who isn't a beer-swilling, ribs-devouring, farting, disrespectful, slovenly wuss.
If that's an "unconditional manly man," then okay. That's what I'm looking for.
I especially DON'T want anything to do with a bad boy. If being a "bad boy" means he plays hard to get or sulks or treats me bad ... he can take a hike! I don't have time to waste on a guy who's going to make me sad all the time and then take off on me! Been there, done that! GOT THE T-SHIRT!
I'm so looking forward to sharing life with a man who goes places with me and cooks with me, rents movies, takes me out, plans getaways and sincerely cares about me.
If he's out there, reading my posts, and he thinks I'm intriguing ... hurry up! Contact me now! I'm beating them away from my door waitng for you!