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Posted on Thu, Mar 23, 2006 17:17

So it was halloween, 20 years ago, I'm with a couple of buddies and we walk into a bar. This girl is sitting at the bar and my two buddies are ahead of me and walk past her. As I'm about to walk by, she sticks her leg out blocking my pathway. I've never seen her before, she tells me she is visiting Canada on vacation and she's from Florida. Two minutes later we're in my car.



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Posted on Sun, Apr 23, 2006 09:07

Devoted2FindingU write:

cutiepie01 write:
Devoted2FindingU write:
Cutiepie - It's call a Chicken RANCH as in Cathouse. Get it now? What I would rather talk about is a Lakeshore FL visit. If a certain person went there the record to the sack might difinitely be set. Mmmmmm. lol.

Devo you never cease to amaze me. LOL. Isnt cybersex good enough for you?



Cutie - NOPE! I want the real THANG!

Nobody answered me about the Chicken Ranch, does that count toward the fastest to the sack? Never been to one or had to pay for IT so I don't know..

Angy, Hondo any thoughts? lol.

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Just take me into the woods sweety and I am as good as done. I dont know about chicken farms.



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Posted on Thu, Apr 20, 2006 06:38

cutiepie01 write:
Devoted2FindingU write:
Cutiepie - It's call a Chicken RANCH as in Cathouse. Get it now? What I would rather talk about is a Lakeshore FL visit. If a certain person went there the record to the sack might difinitely be set. Mmmmmm. lol.

Devo you never cease to amaze me. LOL. Isnt cybersex good enough for you?


Cutie - NOPE! I want the real THANG!

Nobody answered me about the Chicken Ranch, does that count toward the fastest to the sack? Never been to one or had to pay for IT so I don't know..

Angy, Hondo any thoughts? lol.

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Posted on Wed, Apr 19, 2006 14:48

Devoted2FindingU write:
Cutiepie - It's call a Chicken RANCH as in Cathouse. Get it now? What I would rather talk about is a Lakeshore FL visit. If a certain person went there the record to the sack might difinitely be set. Mmmmmm. lol.

Devo you never cease to amaze me. LOL. Isnt cybersex good enough for you?



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Posted on Wed, Apr 19, 2006 11:25

Cutiepie - It's call a Chicken RANCH as in Cathouse. Get it now? What I would rather talk about is a Lakeshore FL visit. If a certain person went there the record to the sack might difinitely be set. Mmmmmm. lol.



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Posted on Tue, Apr 18, 2006 14:47

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Okay I think the coast is clear...does anyone want to post? I'll just read for now. hehehe.





Would a visit to a Chicken Ranch count?
Or a visit to Lakeshore FL? LMAO...

Im thinking Im gonna wait until i know the pond is clear...do i make myself clear? hehe. But please Devo feel free to elaborate on this trip to the chicken farm. Im thinking that its not exactly what Bob had in mind when he started this thread tho.



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Posted on Tue, Apr 18, 2006 12:15

cutiepie01 write:
Okay I think the coast is clear...does anyone want to post? I'll just read for now. hehehe.




Would a visit to a Chicken Ranch count?
Or a visit to Lakeshore FL? LMAO...



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Posted on Mon, Apr 17, 2006 07:27

Okay I think the coast is clear...does anyone want to post? I'll just read for now. hehehe.



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Posted on Thu, Apr 06, 2006 08:33

Fastest time in the sack: HM. I cop the 5th. But for what it's worth, I had my first real "date" with my husband on our honeymoon. In college, sex BEFORE the first date seems to be de riguer . . .



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Posted on Thu, Apr 06, 2006 07:57

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o.k who keeps switching the channel??


People without enough sack time??? :o)



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Posted on Sun, Apr 02, 2006 21:32

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haha bob! you see hes the one ruining your thread with his worthless rubble. turn him in, maybe they will get rid of all the unwanteds. do you realize that no one wants to share because of his degratation toward everyone? everytime someone says something he says something nasty and degrading. you turn him in!

bobsthename write:
you guys are pathetic. you turned a totally fun thread into a childish wasteland. get a life. tell your fastest sex story with someone you didn't know or be gone!



everytime someone says something he says something nasty and degrading. you turn him in! End Quote

LOL...Does that not remind many of someone else?????

Wee,
A certain name comes to mind..LOL
Should we turn "It" in as well. LMAO

  
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Posted on Sun, Apr 02, 2006 18:36

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come on, let's here stories...here's a good one...this coworker I knew 20 years ago, he was married and a real dog, anyway, he flew into San Francisco and went to the hotel, some fancy place. He gets into the lobby, tired after a days travel, and see's a line up to check in. So he says to heck with it and goes to sit down in the lobby when low and behold, there before him, sitting, is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. He sits down, beside her and starts chatting her up and within minutes gets in line, checks in and him and this woman are in the elevator making out on the way up to his room. They throw open the door, jump into bed and they are embraced in deep passionate french kissing. He moves his hand slowly down to her crouch and...WHOA...it's a guy. Kicks it out and didn't learn his lesson last I heard!

when ever any female tells a story, that jackass says terrible things, so i guess this would be the forum that W's was looking for. keep the women out. hehehe



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Posted on Sun, Apr 02, 2006 16:35

come on, let's here stories...here's a good one...this coworker I knew 20 years ago, he was married and a real dog, anyway, he flew into San Francisco and went to the hotel, some fancy place. He gets into the lobby, tired after a days travel, and see's a line up to check in. So he says to heck with it and goes to sit down in the lobby when low and behold, there before him, sitting, is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. He sits down, beside her and starts chatting her up and within minutes gets in line, checks in and him and this woman are in the elevator making out on the way up to his room. They throw open the door, jump into bed and they are embraced in deep passionate french kissing. He moves his hand slowly down to her crouch and...WHOA...it's a guy. Kicks it out and didn't learn his lesson last I heard!



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Posted on Sun, Apr 02, 2006 14:05

cutiepie01 write:
haha bob! you see hes the one ruining your thread with his worthless rubble. turn him in, maybe they will get rid of all the unwanteds. do you realize that no one wants to share because of his degratation toward everyone? everytime someone says something he says something nasty and degrading. you turn him in!

bobsthename write:
you guys are pathetic. you turned a totally fun thread into a childish wasteland. get a life. tell your fastest sex story with someone you didn't know or be gone!



everytime someone says something he says something nasty and degrading. you turn him in! End Quote

LOL...Does that not remind many of someone else?????

  


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Posted on Sun, Apr 02, 2006 10:47

bobsthename write:
you guys are pathetic. you turned a totally fun thread into a childish wasteland. get a life. tell your fastest sex story with someone you didn't know or be gone!

haha bob! you see hes the one ruining your thread with his worthless rubble. turn him in, maybe they will get rid of all the unwanteds. do you realize that no one wants to share because of his degratation toward everyone? everytime someone says something he says something nasty and degrading. you turn him in!



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Posted on Sun, Apr 02, 2006 08:10

you guys are pathetic. you turned a totally fun thread into a childish wasteland. get a life. tell your fastest sex story with someone you didn't know or be gone!



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Posted on Sat, Apr 01, 2006 21:11

Dear Bored,
If everyone here repulses you so much, then why dont you just leave? you are probably right about no one wanting to meet you on the streets, because you probably have a repulsive personality in person, just as you do sitting safely behind your monitor. Your natural instinct is to attack people that have done nothing to you, because you are jealous that you wouldnt have a chance in hell to be with any woman. the only woman that you have said anything nice about is the one that says she gives her money away freely to people. Now if that doesnt say something for your lack of personality or ability to create your own worth, then i dont know what does. the truth be known, you are intimidated by the lovely women around here and you know you are not worthy of them and thats why you attack as you do. i have had 7 women that do not post in the forum but read it, email me and ask what you are trying to prove. they were all around your age, and very lovely i might add. they all told me in so many words that your views on females scare them, and they would never consider talking to you. So are you just trying to prove how much of a woman hater you really are? maybe you should change the gender you are truly searching for, in your profile. Come out of the closet and maybe you wont be so bitter anymore.



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Posted on Thu, Mar 30, 2006 09:42

beautynbrains4u write:

A bit about STD's for anyone interested. Cold sores are caused by the Herpes simplex virus 1, genital herpes by simplex virus 2. HSV 1 is estimated to affect b/t 50-80 % of the population. HSV 2 close to 20% give or take. (My stats might be off a bit as I didn't look at recent Lit...We'll have to ask the research guru...Rob?)How these 2 virus differ is up for debate, but usually hsv1 is found near the ear and mouth (above the waist) while hsv2 is below the waist. They can cross over. So if your partner has a cold sore...no kissing, no oral sex. Most of the viral shedding is done when outbreak first occurs, and sores present BUT it is believed that it can also be transmitted while asymptomatic. Often the person who knows he/she has HSV has prodromal sx and knows when an outbreak is coming. to date, there is no cure for HSV's which makes it one of the scariest of STD's. Chlamydia is the fastest growing STD, again often asymptomatic, but there is a cure. It can be dangerous if left untreated and esp if pregnant... The STD,Human papillomavirus (HPV) is also very common, there is no cure but more often than not, a woman can clear this virus spontaneously. There are various strains, some being more virulent and predisposes the woman to cervical cancer. Most often HPV is asymptomatic and detected on Pap smear. Syph/Gonorrhea are easily treated once detected. Bottom line...if your racing to get into the sack...fine, but protect yourself!!


Your research and numbers are good! About 1/4-5 is about right for herp#2 and should be a scary thing. Love is fleeting, Aids is for the rest of your life, but herpes is forever...

Cold sores, fever blisters, or whatever term you want to use for herp#1 is very common as are the HPV (otherwise known as genital warts). Both Herp and HPV are viruses and that is why there is no cure. Best you can hope for is dormant behaviour...

Aids is a sexually transmitted killer. Very common amoung alternative lifestyles, especially to those of the male gender, and intravenious(sp?) drug users, also a male dominated extracurricular activity.

Heterosexual females of the caucasian race who don't do IV type drugs or participate in alternative lifestyling, do seem to be a much lower risk factor target audience than most. Or so my readings on the CDC site would indicate.

Asymptomatic is very scary. There are certain people that carry the bugs but show no symptoms at all...

Yes, use protection, and know your partner!!! I think the days of many partners and promiscuous sex are behind us now. Or maybe it is just the risks of such activities are much higher. You can sometimes play russian roulette for a long time, but all you need is that one "big bang" to end it all...

Be careful out there !!!



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Posted on Wed, Mar 29, 2006 21:44

the only one he considers a real woman is the 19 year old rich girl that says she gives her money away to anyone that needs it. he thinks there should be more like her. im impressed....NOT!



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Posted on Tue, Mar 28, 2006 22:09

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"You are the most disrespectful young pup I have yet to NOT meet and damned thankful I am of that. I think you are the stupid one for the posts that you put here. I don't know why your post was removed, other than the fact that it was disrespectful, crude, crass, and a few other adjectives I'm sure we could all come up with. GEEEZ Kid...grow the Hell up."




And I'm so sure that if I were to "grow up" I'd be just like you. Huh?

Again. I've yet to meet a real woman. You're merely silhouettes of what real woman are and if you just want to run about with all sorts of indignities over what I said then pull up a coffee table while you're at it and gossip about it amongst yourselves.

Ugh, and yes I have a life and your pathetic attempt at reverse psychology in trying to trick me to prove to you otherwise is just grasping at straws. I ain't leaving. Least, not until I get what I want.

I might be young but I ain't stupid.

with much respect for his elders ,,!,,

~jay


Ooookaaay!! A little neurotic there! Course, I would be too with eyebrows that look like Ernie's from Sesame Street.

Saying that this big toad is an idiot is just wrong! It's an insult to all stupid people in the world. Have some compassion.

Like I have observed before ... this dope thinks he's a real wit. Well, at least he's half right.

I'd like to put THIS frog in the middle of the highway.......

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