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  • View author's info Author Posted on Mar 23, 2006 at 05:17 PM


    So it was halloween, 20 years ago, I'm with a couple of buddies and we walk into a bar. This girl is sitting at the bar and my two buddies are ahead of me and walk past her. As I'm about to walk by, she sticks her leg out blocking my pathway. I've never seen her before, she tells me she is visiting Canada on vacation and she's from Florida. Two minutes later we're in my car.
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  • View author's info Posted on Apr 20, 2006 at 06:38 AM


    cutiepie01 write:
    Devo you never cease to amaze me. LOL. Isnt cybersex good enough for you?


    Cutie - NOPE! I want the real THANG!

    Nobody answered me about the Chicken Ranch, does that count toward the fastest to the sack? Never been to one or had to pay for IT so I don't know..

    Angy, Hondo any thoughts? lol.

    .
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 19, 2006 at 11:25 AM


    Cutiepie - It's call a Chicken RANCH as in Cathouse. Get it now? What I would rather talk about is a Lakeshore FL visit. If a certain person went there the record to the sack might difinitely be set. Mmmmmm. lol.
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 18, 2006 at 12:15 PM


    cutiepie01 write:
    Okay I think the coast is clear...does anyone want to post? I'll just read for now. hehehe.




    Would a visit to a Chicken Ranch count?
    Or a visit to Lakeshore FL? LMAO...
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 06, 2006 at 08:33 AM


    Fastest time in the sack: HM. I cop the 5th. But for what it's worth, I had my first real "date" with my husband on our honeymoon. In college, sex BEFORE the first date seems to be de riguer . . .
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 06, 2006 at 07:57 AM


    beautynbrains4u write:
    o.k who keeps switching the channel??


    People without enough sack time??? :o)
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 09:32 PM


    weelassy1 write:
    everytime someone says something he says something nasty and degrading. you turn him in! End Quote

    LOL...Does that not remind many of someone else?????

    Wee,
    A certain name comes to mind..LOL
    Should we turn "It" in as well. LMAO

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  • View author's info Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 04:35 PM


    come on, let's here stories...here's a good one...this coworker I knew 20 years ago, he was married and a real dog, anyway, he flew into San Francisco and went to the hotel, some fancy place. He gets into the lobby, tired after a days travel, and see's a line up to check in. So he says to heck with it and goes to sit down in the lobby when low and behold, there before him, sitting, is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. He sits down, beside her and starts chatting her up and within minutes gets in line, checks in and him and this woman are in the elevator making out on the way up to his room. They throw open the door, jump into bed and they are embraced in deep passionate french kissing. He moves his hand slowly down to her crouch and...WHOA...it's a guy. Kicks it out and didn't learn his lesson last I heard!
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 02:05 PM


    cutiepie01 write:
    haha bob! you see hes the one ruining your thread with his worthless rubble. turn him in, maybe they will get rid of all the unwanteds. do you realize that no one wants to share because of his degratation toward everyone? everytime someone says something he says something nasty and degrading. you turn him in!

    everytime someone says something he says something nasty and degrading. you turn him in! End Quote

    LOL...Does that not remind many of someone else?????
  • View author's info Posted on Apr 02, 2006 at 08:10 AM


    you guys are pathetic. you turned a totally fun thread into a childish wasteland. get a life. tell your fastest sex story with someone you didn't know or be gone!
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 30, 2006 at 09:42 AM


    beautynbrains4u write:

    A bit about STD's for anyone interested. Cold sores are caused by the Herpes simplex virus 1, genital herpes by simplex virus 2. HSV 1 is estimated to affect b/t 50-80 % of the population. HSV 2 close to 20% give or take. (My stats might be off a bit as I didn't look at recent Lit...We'll have to ask the research guru...Rob?)How these 2 virus differ is up for debate, but usually hsv1 is found near the ear and mouth (above the waist) while hsv2 is below the waist. They can cross over. So if your partner has a cold sore...no kissing, no oral sex. Most of the viral shedding is done when outbreak first occurs, and sores present BUT it is believed that it can also be transmitted while asymptomatic. Often the person who knows he/she has HSV has prodromal sx and knows when an outbreak is coming. to date, there is no cure for HSV's which makes it one of the scariest of STD's. Chlamydia is the fastest growing STD, again often asymptomatic, but there is a cure. It can be dangerous if left untreated and esp if pregnant... The STD,Human papillomavirus (HPV) is also very common, there is no cure but more often than not, a woman can clear this virus spontaneously. There are various strains, some being more virulent and predisposes the woman to cervical cancer. Most often HPV is asymptomatic and detected on Pap smear. Syph/Gonorrhea are easily treated once detected. Bottom line...if your racing to get into the sack...fine, but protect yourself!!


    Your research and numbers are good! About 1/4-5 is about right for herp#2 and should be a scary thing. Love is fleeting, Aids is for the rest of your life, but herpes is forever...

    Cold sores, fever blisters, or whatever term you want to use for herp#1 is very common as are the HPV (otherwise known as genital warts). Both Herp and HPV are viruses and that is why there is no cure. Best you can hope for is dormant behaviour...

    Aids is a sexually transmitted killer. Very common amoung alternative lifestyles, especially to those of the male gender, and intravenious(sp?) drug users, also a male dominated extracurricular activity.

    Heterosexual females of the caucasian race who don't do IV type drugs or participate in alternative lifestyling, do seem to be a much lower risk factor target audience than most. Or so my readings on the CDC site would indicate.

    Asymptomatic is very scary. There are certain people that carry the bugs but show no symptoms at all...

    Yes, use protection, and know your partner!!! I think the days of many partners and promiscuous sex are behind us now. Or maybe it is just the risks of such activities are much higher. You can sometimes play russian roulette for a long time, but all you need is that one "big bang" to end it all...

    Be careful out there !!!
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 10:09 PM


    Frog_Prince write:
    "You are the most disrespectful young pup I have yet to NOT meet and damned thankful I am of that. I think you are the stupid one for the posts that you put here. I don't know why your post was removed, other than the fact that it was disrespectful, crude, crass, and a few other adjectives I'm sure we could all come up with. GEEEZ Kid...grow the Hell up."




    And I'm so sure that if I were to "grow up" I'd be just like you. Huh?

    Again. I've yet to meet a real woman. You're merely silhouettes of what real woman are and if you just want to run about with all sorts of indignities over what I said then pull up a coffee table while you're at it and gossip about it amongst yourselves.

    Ugh, and yes I have a life and your pathetic attempt at reverse psychology in trying to trick me to prove to you otherwise is just grasping at straws. I ain't leaving. Least, not until I get what I want.

    I might be young but I ain't stupid.

    with much respect for his elders ,,!,,

    ~jay


    Ooookaaay!! A little neurotic there! Course, I would be too with eyebrows that look like Ernie's from Sesame Street.

    Saying that this big toad is an idiot is just wrong! It's an insult to all stupid people in the world. Have some compassion.

    Like I have observed before ... this dope thinks he's a real wit. Well, at least he's half right.

    I'd like to put THIS frog in the middle of the highway.......

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  • View author's info Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 10:07 PM


    Frog_Prince write:
    "You are the most disrespectful young pup I have yet to NOT meet and damned thankful I am of that. I think you are the stupid one for the posts that you put here. I don't know why your post was removed, other than the fact that it was disrespectful, crude, crass, and a few other adjectives I'm sure we could all come up with. GEEEZ Kid...grow the Hell up."


    And I'm so sure that if I were to "grow up" I'd be just like you. Huh?

    Again. I've yet to meet a real woman. You're merely silhouettes of what real woman are and if you just want to run about with all sorts of indignities over what I said then pull up a coffee table while you're at it and gossip about it amongst yourselves.

    Ugh, and yes I have a life and your pathetic attempt at reverse psychology in trying to trick me to prove to you otherwise is just grasping at straws. I ain't leaving. Least, not until I get what I want.

    I might be young but I ain't stupid.

    with much respect for his elders ,,!,,

    ~jay



    Ooookaaay!! A little neurotic there! Course, I would be too with eyebrows that look like Ernie's from Sesame Street.

    Saying that this big toad is an idiot is just wrong! It's an insult to all stupid people in the world. Have some compassion.

    Like I have observed before ... this dope thinks he's a real wit. Well, at least he's half right.

    I'd like to put THIS frog in the middle of the highway.......

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  • View author's info Posted on Mar 28, 2006 at 03:38 AM


    Frog_Prince write:
    "You are the most disrespectful young pup I have yet to NOT meet and damned thankful I am of that. I think you are the stupid one for the posts that you put here. I don't know why your post was removed, other than the fact that it was disrespectful, crude, crass, and a few other adjectives I'm sure we could all come up with. GEEEZ Kid...grow the Hell up."



    And I'm so sure that if I were to "grow up" I'd be just like you. Huh?

    Again. I've yet to meet a real woman. You're merely silhouettes of what real woman are and if you just want to run about with all sorts of indignities over what I said then pull up a coffee table while you're at it and gossip about it amongst yourselves.

    Ugh, and yes I have a life and your pathetic attempt at reverse psychology in trying to trick me to prove to you otherwise is just grasping at straws. I ain't leaving. Least, not until I get what I want.

    I might be young but I ain't stupid.

    with much respect for his elders ,,!,,

    ~jay

    Oh, Little Tadpole, you have NO idea what I'm like. Absolutely NO idea. Hate to tell ya this, youngun, but if you met some of us, you would probably like us!

    As for you meeting a "real woman", you still have plenty of time, but keep going with these pathetic posts, and no REAL WOMAN will want your sorry ass!!!
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 27, 2006 at 03:53 AM


    Frog_Prince write:
    Actually I didn't. It was removed.

    Tell me, if you're this stupid did the men in all your other previous relationships have to explain things to you? And how often?

    You are the most disrespectful young pup I have yet to NOT meet and damned thankful I am of that. I think you are the stupid one for the posts that you put here. I don't know why your post was removed, other than the fact that it was disrespectful, crude, crass, and a few other adjectives I'm sure we could all come up with. GEEEZ Kid...grow the Hell up.
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 27, 2006 at 02:32 AM


    Frog_Prince write:
    Oh, I don't mean half of the things I say. It's way for me to kill boredom and time when I have it to kill. Get over it, old ladies.

    A sick attitude towards woman? I've yet actually meet a TRUE woman in all of my life. I've nothing to lose by yanking on the dog collars of some so get over it.

    respectfully,

    ~jay

    Are you trying to goad us into bringing some excitement to your time behind the monitor, little one?

    Should we take the bait, fellow "old ladies"? This will take great restraint as there are so many ways to poke holes in his comments but we are trying to get back to the fun of the forums.

    How 'bout it little frog, if you can't stay within the frame work of the spirit of the discussion, why not simply choose another discussion to divulge your worldly wisdom?
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 26, 2006 at 11:48 AM


    Well, I'm not a kiss and tell sort of guy, but I will say this much - there were many times during my college years ( the last ice age I think it was ) that it was only a matter of how fast one could drive from the girls college about 2 miles away and sneak her up to my dorm room.

    I am a more careful and picky these days. It has been years since I have had a first date roll in the hay. I guess I have set my sights higher than when I was younger.
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 26, 2006 at 07:24 AM


    cutiepie01 write:
    Red, obviously there are some young and immature boys around here that cant understand when someone is joking and has a sick attitude about women and chooses to attack people that are just having fun. personally I dont care to share my fun with someone that passes cold sores around. EWWWWW! way to creepy for me, what do you think?

    WOW.....he took his last post down!! Who'dathunk?
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 26, 2006 at 05:35 AM


    cutiepie01 write:
    Red, obviously there are some young and immature boys around here that cant understand when someone is joking and has a sick attitude about women and chooses to attack people that are just having fun. personally I dont care to share my fun with someone that passes cold sores around. EWWWWW! way to creepy for me, what do you think?

    What the heck happened here, cutie? Something behind the scenes? I guess best to keep it there then, been way too much drama here lately. But yes, of course there are immature people here who can't tell fun what fun is. Too bad for them.....
  • View author's info Posted on Mar 25, 2006 at 06:35 PM


    WOW, I feel left out. Never on a golf course or any of the other places mentioned, except the "sack", of course. When I make love, I want to be on something soft and that means THE BED!!! LOL
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