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Posted on Mon, Mar 06, 2006 09:29

I am curious to know, how long should you wait before S? I wonder if you wait a month, will a guy consider it childish? If you don't wait and it happens in like let's say three or four day's, is it Ho-ish?

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Posted on Sat, Mar 25, 2006 18:51

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Truistic that's too cute. I am amused in a certain kinda way. That's very strange for me since I am not yet 30...anyhow my golf course has been shut down considering there have been no players. It will have no choice but to reopen VERY soon...

Well just make sure that the greens have been properly maintained. Also you might want to inquire about his handicap. lol Just so that you know, the owner of the course always has a choice! You may need to review the rules again "grass hopper"

Oh Tash is waiting until she turns 30 to see if she turns into a nympho. Now girl, don't worry if it doesn't happen on your birthday. you are going to have yourself so stressed out just waiting, that you're not gonna realize if it happens! I can see her now on her 30th Bday, sitting in the middle of her bed, fully armed with condoms, lubes, toys,and any other paraphernalia she gets her hands on.

You go it lol

  
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Posted on Sat, Mar 25, 2006 06:23

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Truistic that's too cute. I am amused in a certain kinda way. That's very strange for me since I am not yet 30...anyhow my golf course has been shut down considering there have been no players. It will have no choice but to reopen VERY soon...

Well just make sure that the greens have been properly maintained. Also you might want to inquire about his handicap. lol Just so that you know, the owner of the course always has a choice! You may need to review the rules again "grass hopper"

Oh Tash is waiting until she turns 30 to see if she turns into a nympho. Now girl, don't worry if it doesn't happen on your birthday. you are going to have yourself so stressed out just waiting, that you're not gonna realize if it happens! I can see her now on her 30th Bday, sitting in the middle of her bed, fully armed with condoms, lubes, toys,and any other paraphernalia she gets her hands on.



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Posted on Thu, Mar 23, 2006 10:15

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Truistic that's too cute. I am amused in a certain kinda way. That's very strange for me since I am not yet 30...anyhow my golf course has been shut down considering there have been no players. It will have no choice but to reopen VERY soon...

Well just make sure that the greens have been properly maintained. Also you might want to inquire about his handicap. lol Just so that you know, the owner of the course always has a choice! You may need to review the rules again "grass hopper"

  


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Posted on Wed, Mar 22, 2006 15:13

Truistic that's too cute. I am amused in a certain kinda way. That's very strange for me since I am not yet 30...anyhow my golf course has been shut down considering there have been no players. It will have no choice but to reopen VERY soon...

  
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Posted on Wed, Mar 22, 2006 13:54

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Altruistic, I am severly brain damaged for life. I think I am taking up golf as my new indoor hobby. Can you lead me in the direction of the best course to play? Hey thanx for not forgetting me. I have to go take care of something right now, but will return to schedule a new tee time, is there time enough in a day to play 36 holes? hehehe.

I'm glad that you liked it. Wait to you go to Are you an "Excellent Lover" thread. BTW,if you had asked me that question 10 years ago I would have said "HECK YEAH!!, WANNA SEE?" but now my reply is "FOOORE"

  


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Posted on Wed, Mar 22, 2006 12:45

Altruistic, I am severly brain damaged for life. I think I am taking up golf as my new indoor hobby. Can you lead me in the direction of the best course to play? Hey thanx for not forgetting me. I have to go take care of something right now, but will return to schedule a new tee time, is there time enough in a day to play 36 holes? hehehe.



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Posted on Wed, Mar 22, 2006 11:44

Only one problem as i see it . You forgot to take the pin out in case your fairway drive scored a hole in one



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Posted on Wed, Mar 22, 2006 04:36

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Red I found that when I go to my room, no one is there! hmmm maybe Rob needs a cyber call from me and maybe we can dance.....WOW altruistic, did you forget us now that your stock went up? thats not very altruistic of you...



Cutiepie no hot dates just window shoppers trying to see if I'm a proverbial "troll". I think MM site managers have turned me back into a phantom. My posts have stared taking 2 days to post. Rob and red both know how to contact me, and no cutie, I'm never gonna be too busy to cyber with you.

Damn...you always know how to shut my mouth...

  


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Posted on Tue, Mar 21, 2006 09:38

Red I found that when I go to my room, no one is there! hmmm maybe Rob needs a cyber call from me and maybe we can dance.....WOW altruistic, did you forget us now that your stock went up? thats not very altruistic of you...



No I didn't forget about you. Actually I was trying find a way to help you girls out. I realize that to some men altruism may not sound macho. So I asked a question what do men like to do. The answers is play games. After reading this post never again will women advertise that they don't want to play games. If you want to help your man with his "Tango" ask him to play a game called Bedroom Golf. The rules are as follows:
1. Each player should furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on the course should be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check the shaft stiffness before play.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own protection.

10. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume that a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is the case.

12. The course owner is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily at the course owners request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

Now cutie how's that for being altruistic?

  


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Posted on Tue, Mar 21, 2006 06:39

Red I found that when I go to my room, no one is there! hmmm maybe Rob needs a cyber call from me and maybe we can dance.....WOW altruistic, did you forget us now that your stock went up? thats not very altruistic of you...



Cutiepie no hot dates just window shoppers trying to see if I'm a proverbial "troll". I think MM site managers have turned me back into a phantom. My posts have stared taking 2 days to post. Rob and red both know how to contact me, and no cutie, I'm never gonna be too busy to cyber with you.

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 21:42

I picked the title because I thought it was a little innocent. Guess not...

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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 19:19

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Okay, time to take it off line or get a room! lol....we're getting 'heightened'!

p.s. i've noticed the same increase in views/winks, cutie since posting here. what, is there a keyword search on cybersex or something?!



Perhaps it is the thread title. It is the first day of spring ya know, and perhaps everyone is in the mood to dance !!!

ROFL

Red I found that when I go to my room, no one is there! hmmm maybe Rob needs a cyber call from me and maybe we can dance.....WOW altruistic, did you forget us now that your stock went up? thats not very altruistic of you...



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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 17:39

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Okay, time to take it off line or get a room! lol....we're getting 'heightened'!

p.s. i've noticed the same increase in views/winks, cutie since posting here. what, is there a keyword search on cybersex or something?!


Perhaps it is the thread title. It is the first day of spring ya know, and perhaps everyone is in the mood to dance !!!

ROFL



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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 14:19

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All right Mr.Kleen, personally I have a much better solution than a shower or a kleenex or a warm washcloth, but I will not go into it. Ive already gotten enough exposure to my profile. LMAO. I fantasized about Altruistics list for quite sometime, my whatever you called those muscles were even fluttering and I wanted to call in sick for work just so I could cyber with him. hehehe. You just keep on talking Altruistic, don't pay them any mind. Oh jeeze, I just woke up from a catnap which is a very heightened hormone time and I really shouldn't be reading such things. I want to hear MORE! It was for MY entertainment, did everyone hear that?

How about for everyone's entertainment You provide such a list as Alt's ??? Inquiring minds want to know! LOL In your heightened state, it should be fun!!!

Okay, time to take it off line or get a room! lol....we're getting 'heightened'!

p.s. i've noticed the same increase in views/winks, cutie since posting here. what, is there a keyword search on cybersex or something?!



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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 12:27

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All right Mr.Kleen, personally I have a much better solution than a shower or a kleenex or a warm washcloth, but I will not go into it. Ive already gotten enough exposure to my profile. LMAO. I fantasized about Altruistics list for quite sometime, my whatever you called those muscles were even fluttering and I wanted to call in sick for work just so I could cyber with him. hehehe. You just keep on talking Altruistic, don't pay them any mind. Oh jeeze, I just woke up from a catnap which is a very heightened hormone time and I really shouldn't be reading such things. I want to hear MORE! It was for MY entertainment, did everyone hear that?[quote_message
Cutiepie, I can't stop lmao. You all are crazy. btw, I was virtually a phantom before this thread but my stock went up as well. Thanks cutie I owe you. (wink) Cyber me anytime. (wink, wink)

oh NO! are you telling me that youre going to be too busy for me??? its funny how you think its just us and forget about all the other members that peruse the forum and never post, then all of a sudden your emails go crazy!! So tell me the goods, Altruistic, Made any hot dates you'd like to tell me about? I just woke up and would love to know the details.



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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:10


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All right Mr.Kleen, personally I have a much better solution than a shower or a kleenex or a warm washcloth, but I will not go into it. Ive already gotten enough exposure to my profile. LMAO. I fantasized about Altruistics list for quite sometime, my whatever you called those muscles were even fluttering and I wanted to call in sick for work just so I could cyber with him. hehehe. You just keep on talking Altruistic, don't pay them any mind. Oh jeeze, I just woke up from a catnap which is a very heightened hormone time and I really shouldn't be reading such things. I want to hear MORE! It was for MY entertainment, did everyone hear that?

Cutiepie, I can't stop lmao. You all are crazy. btw, I was virtually a phantom before this thread but now my stock went up as well. Thanks cutie I owe you. (wink) Cyber me anytime. (wink, wink)

  


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Posted on Sun, Mar 19, 2006 18:18

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OMG talk's to your private part!!! She must be insane and mentally incapacitated if she has to sell out the girl's for Mr Private Part lol.



I think the term "mentally incapacitated" would be a positive note! I guess it depends on if she does the talking before or after being physical. If it is before, I wouldn't take it very positively if she was telling it the story of "the little train engine that could"...

Rob, I could'nt personally see myself doing it but some people... maybe.

i like your pic Tash! you guys have got to quit this talk. im gonna start cybersexing all of you right here in the forum! see? this is what gets me all riled up!! i gotta go

Thanks QT. I got woke up in the middle of the night and could'nt sleep so I decided it was time for a Kodak moment lol. Here is another. I thought I looked crappy lol

  
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Posted on Sun, Mar 19, 2006 12:55

cutiepie01 write:
All right Mr.Kleen, personally I have a much better solution than a shower or a kleenex or a warm washcloth, but I will not go into it. Ive already gotten enough exposure to my profile. LMAO. I fantasized about Altruistics list for quite sometime, my whatever you called those muscles were even fluttering and I wanted to call in sick for work just so I could cyber with him. hehehe. You just keep on talking Altruistic, don't pay them any mind. Oh jeeze, I just woke up from a catnap which is a very heightened hormone time and I really shouldn't be reading such things. I want to hear MORE! It was for MY entertainment, did everyone hear that?

How about for everyone's entertainment You provide such a list as Alt's ??? Inquiring minds want to know! LOL In your heightened state, it should be fun!!!



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Posted on Sun, Mar 19, 2006 11:47

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Rob and Tasha are so crazy. :)
Geesh!! Didn't I make a disclaimer before I started the list? It was a fantasy list "purely for cutiepie's entertainment". As far as the not washing "yuck", it was only a catnap, lol besides what's wrong with the man getting the cloth to wipe her anyway. That Leg's shaken stuff is a given, I assumed that you guys new that, with all of the technical terms used earlier on this thread.




Just giving ya a little hell man! Certainly a couple of pulls from 50 cent box of kleenex for the short term solution, and then catnaps and cuddling followed a warm washcloth makes a good intro for round #2.

All right Mr.Kleen, personally I have a much better solution than a shower or a kleenex or a warm washcloth, but I will not go into it. Ive already gotten enough exposure to my profile. LMAO. I fantasized about Altruistics list for quite sometime, my whatever you called those muscles were even fluttering and I wanted to call in sick for work just so I could cyber with him. hehehe. You just keep on talking Altruistic, don't pay them any mind. Oh jeeze, I just woke up from a catnap which is a very heightened hormone time and I really shouldn't be reading such things. I want to hear MORE! It was for MY entertainment, did everyone hear that?



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