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Posted on Sat, Feb 25, 2006 22:57

Absolutely every man I've ever met, if we got to know each other well enough to discuss sex without it being creepy, (like when you're on a first date and HE brings up the topic before the entrees are served) has told me he is "an excellent lover who KNOWS how to satisfy a woman."

Now, I haven't had the opportunity (or the inclination) to try each and every one of them out to see if they're right, but of the gentlemen I have spent time with ... (all of whom I can count on one and a half hands, including my ex) ..... they were a little off the mark!

Most of their problems were related to THEIR interpretation of "foreplay," (if they were aware of the deed at all) as opposed to a woman's definition of the activity. Could it be that men and women are not on the same page where sexual technique is involved? If so, ... what the heck can we do about that? lol

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 27, 2006 14:43

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I must just be in one of those moods Rob. Every answer I thought of for this post was ..... risque. Ben would have liked it though! lol



After seeing the test results you posted back in InternationalMan's thread, and your expert skill in vernacular, I can imagine that Ben and the rest of us guys would have been well entertained by your "risque"ness !!!


as the moisture met with the molten! LOL


That immediately made me think of the song "You Sexy Thang" by Hot Chocolate. Katie, you naughty minx.

I prefer the houlahoop, shhook, shoooookkkk...



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Posted on Sun, Mar 26, 2006 13:37

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altruisticman, i am a cool cajun man but i can be like the bad ones .i mind my own business so to speak.

I know you are rajun that's the only reason I was picking with you, because I noticed that you weren't sensitive. Thanks for being a good sport. BTW, good luck in school and football.



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Posted on Sat, Mar 25, 2006 14:22

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I must just be in one of those moods Rob. Every answer I thought of for this post was ..... risque. Ben would have liked it though! lol



After seeing the test results you posted back in InternationalMan's thread, and your expert skill in vernacular, I can imagine that Ben and the rest of us guys would have been well entertained by your "risque"ness !!!


Well, one of the images I imagined was me licking my forefinger and placing it on my hip to make a "tssssss" sound as the moisture met with the molten! LOL


That immediately made me think of the song "You Sexy Thang" by Hot Chocolate. Katie, you naughty minx.

hondo i like hat tune man i did not hear it in a while, super gold saturday nights s?u/p/e/r/g/o/l/d/./n/e/t/



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Posted on Sat, Mar 25, 2006 14:19

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Altruistic ... you are a man of clarity and wisdom. You should write a book.

Now are you just naturally hotter than a jalapeno ... or do you have to work at that? lol

Thanks :) It's all NATURAL! lol btw I'm Licensed, Bonded and FULLY INSURED (ROFLMAO)


Tru, that's very good to know! lol

Is there any chance you could give RajunCajun a few pointers? I think he's been living too long amongst the alligators and all the women folk have run off. lol

Why Katie, are you volunteering to be a visual aide?? lol

Rajun if she says yes you better get momma's ok to head north, cuz Immafrayed o' gators!

altruisticman, i am a cool cajun man but i can be like the bad ones .i mind my own business so to speak.



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Posted on Thu, Mar 23, 2006 20:20

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I must just be in one of those moods Rob. Every answer I thought of for this post was ..... risque. Ben would have liked it though! lol



After seeing the test results you posted back in InternationalMan's thread, and your expert skill in vernacular, I can imagine that Ben and the rest of us guys would have been well entertained by your "risque"ness !!!


Well, one of the images I imagined was me licking my forefinger and placing it on my hip to make a "tssssss" sound as the moisture met with the molten! LOL


That immediately made me think of the song "You Sexy Thang" by Hot Chocolate. Katie, you naughty minx.



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Posted on Thu, Mar 23, 2006 18:03

robtest write:
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Damn! I knew it!

Altruisticman write:
katiegrl write:
Altruistic ... you are a man of clarity and wisdom. You should write a book.

Now are you just naturally hotter than a jalapeno ... or do you have to work at that? lol

Thanks :) It's all NATURAL! lol btw I'm Licensed, Bonded and FULLY INSURED (ROFLMAO)




I thought women had built in defense mechanisms again men that were hotter than jalepenoes...

Isn't that why they perspire during sex??? So that they don't catch on fire?

LOL, I thought that was the origins of the southern term "glow", which is typically the term used for women perspiring.

Oh dont even talk about man sweat... that is soooo hott. Makes me sweat, and then I glow.



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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 22:52

robtest write:

katiegrl write:

I must just be in one of those moods Rob. Every answer I thought of for this post was ..... risque. Ben would have liked it though! lol



After seeing the test results you posted back in InternationalMan's thread, and your expert skill in vernacular, I can imagine that Ben and the rest of us guys would have been well entertained by your "risque"ness !!!


Well, one of the images I imagined was me licking my forefinger and placing it on my hip to make a "tssssss" sound as the moisture met with the molten! LOL

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 16:11

Well here goes again, just love to have meet the the last guy you went with , he ended up with half a finger , maybe got bitten off in foreplay !!!!!!
I find it very easy to converse in all subjects including sex, i have one rule don't be crude or rude.
Ive another rule, one i taught myself. if you want to satisfy yourself first find out how to satisfy your girl, read up on all and anything , experiment, try things out and speak to each other, find out what each other wants. and yes girls do have G spots , finding it and knowing what to do can be a wonderful experience for both.Foreplay can start hours before, when your girl passes her undies to you under the table, the restaurant wonders why the hell you didn't finish the dessert, not knowing the lucky lad was in for a far yummier one later.
Ive said enough for an opener



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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 11:23


Gee ... not until you learn what your tongue is for rajun! Talk to Altruistic. It'll move you to the head of the pack. LOL



Thanks Katie,
BTW, Rajun here's a outline of some of the other classes being offered at the American School of Altruism.
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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 07:59


I must just be in one of those moods Rob. Every answer I thought of for this post was ..... risque. Ben would have liked it though! lol


Oh my goodness not you too Katie! Cutiepie already has the site turning xxx. I bet movie sales have started to rise and phone bills as well. This must stop or I must get a cut.

  


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Posted on Mon, Mar 20, 2006 04:08

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I must just be in one of those moods Rob. Every answer I thought of for this post was ..... risque. Ben would have liked it though! lol


After seeing the test results you posted back in InternationalMan's thread, and your expert skill in vernacular, I can imagine that Ben and the rest of us guys would have been well entertained by your "risque"ness !!!

  


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Posted on Sun, Mar 19, 2006 22:13

robtest write:
cutiepie01 write:
Damn! I knew it!

Altruisticman write:
katiegrl write:
Altruistic ... you are a man of clarity and wisdom. You should write a book.

Now are you just naturally hotter than a jalapeno ... or do you have to work at that? lol

Thanks :) It's all NATURAL! lol btw I'm Licensed, Bonded and FULLY INSURED (ROFLMAO)




I thought women had built in defense mechanisms again men that were hotter than jalepenoes...

Isn't that why they perspire during sex??? So that they don't catch on fire?

LOL, I thought that was the origins of the southern term "glow", which is typically the term used for women perspiring.


I must just be in one of those moods Rob. Every answer I thought of for this post was ..... risque. Ben would have liked it though! lol



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Posted on Sun, Mar 19, 2006 08:33

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In my experience, men who claim to be "excellent lovers who know what a woman wants," believe that the secret technique involves "tongue hockey on the private parts." That's it. Just doing the deed is what they think constitutes a hot lover even if they gnash away like a hyena on a dead water buffalo, and even if their performance lasts about the same time as it takes to boil an egg.

I've never met a man who understood foreplay. My ex thought it was just reaching over and grabbing a boob and kneading it like silly putty. My first boyfriend thought foreplay was taking the woman's clothes off for her instead of making her do it herself.

The last guy I went with, about two years ago thought foreplay was taking my hand and ..... no... not kissing it or nibbling my fingertips, but placing it on his zipper-area. Wow. What a Don Juan! lol

I'd love to know if there are ANY men who know about ear lobe nuzzling, eyelid kissing, hair stroking, shoulder-sucking. My favourite was strong arms pulling me close for a feather kiss on the nose.

Rather than let us just moan, cry out and then be quiet as we fake it yet again, men should ask what foreplay REALLY is. In a woman's opinion.

It's okay to put the onus on us women to speak up when we aren't being satisfied, but that's like expecting MEN to do something that doesn't come naturally. We are women! We don't like to hurt men's feelings! How do you gracefully say, "No honey ... that's for emergency exits ONLY."

Instead, if men ASKED us, it would be killing two birds with one stone: they'd be learning what turns us on PLUS they would be treating us romantically, which is also a method of foreplay.

Do darling men honestly believe they can fiddle around doing different things for five minutes and then we're ready to go?

katie we might have to spend some quality timetogether then hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa wea wea


Gee ... not until you learn what your tongue is for rajun! Talk to Altruistic. It'll move you to the head of the pack. LOL



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Posted on Sun, Mar 19, 2006 05:49

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In my experience, men who claim to be "excellent lovers who know what a woman wants," believe that the secret technique involves "tongue hockey on the private parts." That's it. Just doing the deed is what they think constitutes a hot lover even if they gnash away like a hyena on a dead water buffalo, and even if their performance lasts about the same time as it takes to boil an egg.

I've never met a man who understood foreplay. My ex thought it was just reaching over and grabbing a boob and kneading it like silly putty. My first boyfriend thought foreplay was taking the woman's clothes off for her instead of making her do it herself.

The last guy I went with, about two years ago thought foreplay was taking my hand and ..... no... not kissing it or nibbling my fingertips, but placing it on his zipper-area. Wow. What a Don Juan! lol

I'd love to know if there are ANY men who know about ear lobe nuzzling, eyelid kissing, hair stroking, shoulder-sucking. My favourite was strong arms pulling me close for a feather kiss on the nose.

Rather than let us just moan, cry out and then be quiet as we fake it yet again, men should ask what foreplay REALLY is. In a woman's opinion.

It's okay to put the onus on us women to speak up when we aren't being satisfied, but that's like expecting MEN to do something that doesn't come naturally. We are women! We don't like to hurt men's feelings! How do you gracefully say, "No honey ... that's for emergency exits ONLY."

Instead, if men ASKED us, it would be killing two birds with one stone: they'd be learning what turns us on PLUS they would be treating us romantically, which is also a method of foreplay.

Do darling men honestly believe they can fiddle around doing different things for five minutes and then we're ready to go?

katie we might have to spend some quality timetogether then hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa wea wea

UHOH Katie, Remember the tongue thread? Im kinda concerned about the quality of the time...

  


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Posted on Sat, Mar 18, 2006 20:55

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In my experience, men who claim to be "excellent lovers who know what a woman wants," believe that the secret technique involves "tongue hockey on the private parts." That's it. Just doing the deed is what they think constitutes a hot lover even if they gnash away like a hyena on a dead water buffalo, and even if their performance lasts about the same time as it takes to boil an egg.

I've never met a man who understood foreplay. My ex thought it was just reaching over and grabbing a boob and kneading it like silly putty. My first boyfriend thought foreplay was taking the woman's clothes off for her instead of making her do it herself.

The last guy I went with, about two years ago thought foreplay was taking my hand and ..... no... not kissing it or nibbling my fingertips, but placing it on his zipper-area. Wow. What a Don Juan! lol

I'd love to know if there are ANY men who know about ear lobe nuzzling, eyelid kissing, hair stroking, shoulder-sucking. My favourite was strong arms pulling me close for a feather kiss on the nose.

Rather than let us just moan, cry out and then be quiet as we fake it yet again, men should ask what foreplay REALLY is. In a woman's opinion.

It's okay to put the onus on us women to speak up when we aren't being satisfied, but that's like expecting MEN to do something that doesn't come naturally. We are women! We don't like to hurt men's feelings! How do you gracefully say, "No honey ... that's for emergency exits ONLY."

Instead, if men ASKED us, it would be killing two birds with one stone: they'd be learning what turns us on PLUS they would be treating us romantically, which is also a method of foreplay.

Do darling men honestly believe they can fiddle around doing different things for five minutes and then we're ready to go?

katie we might have to spend some quality timetogether then hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa wea wea



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Posted on Sat, Mar 18, 2006 15:43

cutiepie01 write:
Damn! I knew it!

Altruisticman write:
katiegrl write:
Altruistic ... you are a man of clarity and wisdom. You should write a book.

Now are you just naturally hotter than a jalapeno ... or do you have to work at that? lol

Thanks :) It's all NATURAL! lol btw I'm Licensed, Bonded and FULLY INSURED (ROFLMAO)




I thought women had built in defense mechanisms again men that were hotter than jalepenoes...

Isn't that why they perspire during sex??? So that they don't catch on fire?

LOL, I thought that was the origins of the southern term "glow", which is typically the term used for women perspiring.



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Posted on Sat, Mar 18, 2006 12:12

Altruisticman write:
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Altruistic ... you are a man of clarity and wisdom. You should write a book.

Now are you just naturally hotter than a jalapeno ... or do you have to work at that? lol

Thanks :) It's all NATURAL! lol btw I'm Licensed, Bonded and FULLY INSURED (ROFLMAO)

Damn! I knew it!



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Ha! ha! Sharp1,

I enjoyed your thoughts...for Swedes I will be blunt I had Swedish lovers and the combination French and Swedes is fire with fire to say the least.

As for Katie's comment ..it is her opinion and she's entitled to interpretate her experiences among the English culture surely,

BQ


hahaha! BQ...one can only know about the Swedes from experience, eh? lol
Not being French, I can't comment regarding a combination of French & Swedish lovers together being like fire with fire. lol I only know myself, & I'm Irish/Scottish/Danish!

You are right...katie is entitled to her opinion...I was merely expressing mine too. :-) I've always said it's good for everyone to express their opinion, and others can accept part, all or none of the opinion shared.

I have Fire in my astrology chart...lol


Yes, Sharp1 and talk about some hot passionate experiences lol...I would agree with you, unless you have gone and tried it yourself then you will really know a bit about their cultural prowness and their know how as Swedes...I would reckon they have similar upbringing like the French. As I was in Sweden for some time and observed there interaction, went to quite a number of events, parties among my friends and 3 of them were school teachers so this was very eye opening lol etc..

Yes, it is good for people to talk freely and express there views as it is the only way to be to develop and evolve to be better adults.

You wrote : " I have Fire in my astrology chart lol " it is not in your chart we want the fire, it is in the bedroom we need those flames he! he! do you have that also lol...

BQ



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Posted on Sat, Mar 18, 2006 05:54

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..... I have had lovers roll over in bed, kiss me ever so sweetly, run their hand softly down my chest, and then begin yanking on mr. happy like they were trying to rip start a lawnmower... WTF ???


Rob, I spit my tea reading this. Good thing those girls weren't sporting vampire teeth and into BJ's! LOL


Rob, I laughed and laughed at this one.

I think I must have known her twin. Some people just don't have a clue.

lol

I have to agree, same feelings, and movements given to me, but Mr. Happy is replaced with My Little Flower,lol...



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