The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion chart..lol Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Feb 09, 2006 19:45


    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50? Fahrenheit (10? C)
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Canadians plant gardens.

    35? Fahrenheit (1.6? C)
    Italian Cars won't start
    Canadians drive with the windows down

    32? Fahrenheit (0 ? C)
    American water freezes
    Canadian water gets thicker.

    0? Fahrenheit (-17.9? C)
    New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60? Fahrenheit (-51? C)
    Mt.St. Helens freezes.
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -100? Fahrenheit (-73? C)
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173? Fahrenheit (-114? C)
    Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

    -460? Fahrenheit (-273? C)
    Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

    -500? Fahrenheit (-295? C)
    Hell freezes over.
    The Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup

    Gotta love Canada winter...NOT...LMAO
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  • View author's info posted on Feb 12, 2006 22:26


    weelassy1 write:
    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50? Fahrenheit (10? C)
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Canadians plant gardens.

    35? Fahrenheit (1.6? C)
    Italian Cars won't start
    Canadians drive with the windows down

    32? Fahrenheit (0 ? C)
    American water freezes
    Canadian water gets thicker.

    0? Fahrenheit (-17.9? C)
    New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60? Fahrenheit (-51? C)
    Mt.St. Helens freezes.
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -100? Fahrenheit (-73? C)
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173? Fahrenheit (-114? C)
    Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

    -460? Fahrenheit (-273? C)
    Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

    -500? Fahrenheit (-295? C)
    Hell freezes over.
    The Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup

    Gotta love Canada winter...NOT...LMAO


    HAHA My best Bud did you do this for MOI!!!! You know when we talk about temp i am always at a loss as to how to decipher yours to ours. Do i need to go back to school!!!!
  • View author's info posted on Feb 11, 2006 09:14


    Hahaha! Wee...that's hilarious! Love it!
    If you're freezing your nerples off, you should be here! We haven't had Winter yet...2 wks back in Dec. maybe. It has been balmy...+10, +15 today and tomorrow. Yet the mountains have been getting great snow for skiing.
  • View author's info posted on Feb 10, 2006 05:45


    You just have to learn to enjoy the Canadian winter. Every day it snows, I dance for joy...because it means great cross country and downhill skiing, snowmobiling and ice fishing. And it's never cold if you dress for it. And those super cold days, like -20 to -35 (where I live anyway), are days that the lake makes thicker ice everywhere making it possible to explore remote areas on the snowmobile. I'm going to Florida next week, I'm doing it for my daughter, but I would rather be playing here in the snow than down on a beach.
  • View author's info posted on Feb 09, 2006 22:45


    GeminiDi write:
    weelassy,

    It's a bit nippy, eh? LOL

    Gem

    Nippy is not the word...More like Purple nerples here in Canada...lol
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