Hahaha! Wee...that's hilarious! Love it!
If you're freezing your nerples off, you should be here! We haven't had Winter yet...2 wks back in Dec. maybe. It has been balmy...+10, +15 today and tomorrow. Yet the mountains have been getting great snow for skiing.
You just have to learn to enjoy the Canadian winter. Every day it snows, I dance for joy...because it means great cross country and downhill skiing, snowmobiling and ice fishing. And it's never cold if you dress for it. And those super cold days, like -20 to -35 (where I live anyway), are days that the lake makes thicker ice everywhere making it possible to explore remote areas on the snowmobile. I'm going to Florida next week, I'm doing it for my daughter, but I would rather be playing here in the snow than down on a beach.