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  • View author's info Author posted on Feb 09, 2006 19:45

    The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

    50? Fahrenheit (10? C)
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    Canadians plant gardens.

    35? Fahrenheit (1.6? C)
    Italian Cars won't start
    Canadians drive with the windows down

    32? Fahrenheit (0 ? C)
    American water freezes
    Canadian water gets thicker.

    0? Fahrenheit (-17.9? C)
    New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
    Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

    -60? Fahrenheit (-51? C)
    Mt.St. Helens freezes.
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

    -100? Fahrenheit (-73? C)
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

    -173? Fahrenheit (-114? C)
    Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

    -460? Fahrenheit (-273? C)
    Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
    Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

    -500? Fahrenheit (-295? C)
    Hell freezes over.
    The Vancouver Canucks win the Stanley Cup

    Gotta love Canada winter...NOT...LMAO
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  • View author's info posted on Feb 09, 2006 22:45

    GeminiDi write:

    It's a bit nippy, eh? LOL


    Nippy is not the word...More like Purple nerples here in
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