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Posted on Sat, Jan 28, 2006 13:45

SOmeone who wrote to me had this in their profile. I laughed so loud I thought I would Post it!!!

"I recently came across these definitions about online dating. Thought you could use a chuckle.
40ish...............49.
Adventurous...Slept with everyone.
Athletic..........No breasts.
Average looking............Moooo.
Beautiful......Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure....On medication.
Feminist...............Fat.
Free spirit.........Junkie.
Friendship first........Former slut.
New-Age............Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........No BJs.
Open-minded..........Desperate.
Outgoing.......Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........Bitch.
Voluptuous...........Very Fat.
Large frame..........Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate......Stalker.

  
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Posted on Thu, Mar 02, 2006 15:23

That was very comical. I thought that was just mmy opinion. Don't get me wrong some of those issues I can tolerate, but just be honest.

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Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2006 20:21

Yep it looks like Bobby came up with a few extra ones to add.....

We might all need to do some checking!!!!

  


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Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2006 15:51

Stat,
I may now have to go and check the verbage in my profile..Sheesh!!!

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Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2006 00:25

jamajap write:
SOmeone who wrote to me had this in their profile. I laughed so loud I thought I would Post it!!!

"I recently came across these definitions about online dating. Thought you could use a chuckle.
40ish...............49.
Adventurous...Slept with everyone.
Athletic..........No breasts.
Average looking............Moooo.
Beautiful......Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure....On medication.
Feminist...............Fat.
Free spirit.........Junkie.
Friendship first........Former slut.
New-Age............Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned........No BJs.
Open-minded..........Desperate.
Outgoing.......Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........Bitch.
Voluptuous...........Very Fat.
Large frame..........Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate......Stalker.


Jam definitely one to give some thought to

  


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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 22:34

bobsthename write:
these are the things that Elmo has taught me. Run Elmo Run.

Bob what happen to you if I recall you like the Krispy Kream Girls so don't be putting those curves into this, you like large, big, huge, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxL so its run to them Elmo run LMAO



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 15:42

bobsthename write:
you forgot one other thing

Curvy = Extraordinarily fat

good one bob

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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 12:37

you forgot one other thing

Curvy = Extraordinarily fat



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 10:33

cutiepie01 write:
Jama I think that about sizes it up. I think they all sound pretty probable. very funny!

Cutie,
On this site..That's about right

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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 08:27

I thought ear hair was very sexy. I'll have to start mowing it instead of nurturing it.



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 07:04

Jama I think that about sizes it up. I think they all sound pretty probable. very funny!

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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 05:36

these are the things that Elmo has taught me. Run Elmo Run.



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