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Will work for beer, the real truth behind why beer is money
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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 11:03

Everyone loves money, but what about just cutting to the chase and getting paid for what you plan to buy anyway. I would rather get paid in beer, a beer can get you so much more then its street value. A beer might cost a buck, but the long term rewards if used effectively are priceless. For instance you can give a guy a beer instead of him pounding your face in at a party, and he may just let you slide. If you pull out a dollar he will probably just beat your head in, and take your wallet. If you give a girl a beer at a party, she may think you are sweet, and maybe even sleep with you. If you give her a dollar she may think you are treating her like a stripper, and either slap you, or aim for the family jewels. After a work day is done, and your workers are tired, and stressed out, a beer can cool them down, and even make them think you are a nice guy. If you give them a dollar they will be angry all the way to the liquor store, and they will probablty do poor work the next day. Think about it how many friendships have been built around substances, beer being the staple of all habitual diets. A beer can be worth its weight in diamonds, a dollar is just a piece of paper.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2006 07:49

Well Ry- I just threw it out to see what would happen....

If Yourself, Cub, and I focus our efforts it could be a nice time...

Theme?

Well since it's winter and we're talking about an bonfire/sledding i was thinking a "redneck" theme would be in order....

I've got Blue collar comedy tour, and all the associated guys on dvd, in case it's too cold to go outside, and can make all kinds of down home type foods (to go with the theme).

So if you and Cub would email me and let me know if this is a "go" I'll start inviting some friends as well- been waiting to see what responses would show up here...

That Sunday is also Daytona 500 day (you might be a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are "gentleman, start your engines)...

It could be a great time- I'm 10 minutes from the pro football HOF, and about an hour from the Rock and Roll HOF, so Sunday could be open to a variety of activities, including for the ladies shopping- I've got a great mall 5 min. from house, and I personally LOVE shopping with ladies (and no I'm NOT "that way")...

So, let me know what you think- the kitchens stocked with enough tools and utensils to handle 50-75 or so, and as I said hotels are close, so this might be a great winter extravaganza...



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 12:05

Cryptguy it sounds like you know how to throw a raging fiesta! Is there a theme to the party? A dress code, maybe some guidelines? It looks like you and Cub have the ability to combine forces, and really make this happen! I have already started recruiting ladies in the area, hope yall don't mind, all have been thirty and up so far. I have to say the women in Ohio are dynamite, hot, hot, hot. Well good luck, if you wanna make this happen, I got free time to help find key players (men of honor, and women with good hearts).



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Posted on Sun, Jan 29, 2006 02:13

This is for you, Ry.
It's my nephew, Scott's, Christmas tree. I hope it doesn't come out warped.



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Posted on Thu, Jan 26, 2006 18:47

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LMAO! your jetson? is that a futuristic johnson?



I see you are also a smartiepie...
;)


you look pretty "spacey" in that pic, Cub...what's with the side view? And you guys...always naming "your thing"...Mike, I don't remember you telling me you named it "Jetson"



I must have told you one of the other names. Dang it, can't remember which one.
I dunno, just felt like doing the side pic just to be diff. Eventually I'll straighten up.


You mean you will straighten up or Jetson will? hahaha



I thought for sure someone would play off my Jetson sinking in the water...


Only if it straightens up...get it?



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Posted on Thu, Jan 26, 2006 09:04

Did I hear Beer Party In Ohio?????

I'm in- got the place too...

I'm centrally located in Canton, I can see the airport from my house, so all you lovelies can fly and all us beer goggled men can show our chivalry by opening the door of the taxi (since the local police here seem to have no sense of humor when it comes to beer goggled driving...)

I've got two fire pits in the back, and a significant hill on about 2 acres for tubing- complete with protective barriers (hay bales) surronding the trees between the hill and corn field...

We have discovered interestingly enough that the extent of the injuries suffered by hitting the tree's at high speed is inversly proportional to the number of beers that have been consumed by the crash victim...

We've also found that "jettison" is an appropriate maneuver practiced mostly by those who find themselves proceeding at high speed directly for the trees/hay bales face first...

Thongs may be appropriate- however since it's NE Ohio and winter you may want to layer a bit, and after the Money (aka- beer) get's flowing and the fires burning I'm sure none of us beer goggled men would mind any adventurous modeling- in fact I have anough lumber we'd probably build you a runway (and by the HOT looks of the women that are active in this post, and the able looking men after a bunch of 12oz. curls we'd probably build anything you'd ask us too).

Home Depot is less than 3 miles from here...

This could get pretty scary????

At my last party we loaded the 85 Toyota van with the 2 sunroofs with hay, and made it a combination hay ride/bathroom transporter/Joey Chitwood stunt vehicle...

I was sure if I got the right angle I could get it up on two wheels, and planned this out for days prior- but unfortunatly unloaded a bunch of the firewood in my approach lane, so on the fly, I quickly goggled a new launch plan, and did exactly that...

Instead of hiting the 10 foot steep incline at an angle I hit it strait- and to the great delight of my fellow beer goggled and warm spiced rum (special recipe to keep the ladies warm)
launched the "space turd" into literal space...

Upon landing (aka as nose diving) into the ground, the back end was reported to have about 4-5 feet of air under the tires...

Good thing I limited myself to 1 lap- even under the amazing influence of the golden liquid I knew better than to try again...

Seeing how my next door neighbor is the pastor of the church that owns the house I rent- thought everybody coming to church on Sunday to see my van upside down like a dead bug in his back yard probably wouldn't be my best "how to win friends and influence people" move- exspecially as it's emblazened with company logo's on boh sides and the back...

You know it's a good party when you have to go out in the morning, and to sound of the 10:30 church bells fix the 4x2x10 divot left by your vehicle...


The house is equipped with 2 refrigerators, large living room with both sleeper and sofa, and an extra bedroom for those who want to stay, and there's several hotels available via backroads within 2 miles....

I've always got lot's of my famous baked beans, dogs and smores ready, so
Let me know if you're in Ohio boys, and let's get it started- yeah!

Ane let's hope for either snow or cold- but snow mostly. We already iced down the hill once with the pressure washer, and let me tell you, it's hard to see a tree after x# of beers, going 30mph, eyes watering (you can imagine how I learned THAT)

I race motorcycles, so helmets and leathers are available for the faint at heart....

I can just imagine what kind of response that last sentence will bring...

So, let me know we'll pick at date- maybe the Saturday after Valentines day (this all sounds pretty romantic to me) Feb 18th?

What say fellow MM's????



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Posted on Thu, Jan 26, 2006 08:35

LASTONENSTOCK write:
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there would probably be 200 pics of Lastone!

Devoted2FindingU write:
Gem, I stand corrected and apologies are in order. There is definitely no doubt you can bring me a Bass Ale. lol

I just thought of a new thread. The best thong pic you found on MM.

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I think that's a compliment....thank you



Well, Lorrie, it's a HOT HOT pic!!!


Well, a HOT, HOT, thank you to you!


Lorrie, let's put this in perspective. When I copied your pic to my very hard drive I had to add an additional cooling fan.

Does anyone else smell smoke?

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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 20:30

GeminiDi write:

LASTONENSTOCK write:

cutiepie01 write:
there would probably be 200 pics of Lastone!

Devoted2FindingU write:
Gem, I stand corrected and apologies are in order. There is definitely no doubt you can bring me a Bass Ale. lol

I just thought of a new thread. The best thong pic you found on MM.

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I think that's a compliment....thank you



Well, Lorrie, it's a HOT HOT pic!!!


Well, a HOT, HOT, thank you to you!



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 19:37

cutiepie01 write:
there would probably be 200 pics of Lastone!

Devoted2FindingU write:
Gem, I stand corrected and apologies are in order. There is definitely no doubt you can bring me a Bass Ale. lol

I just thought of a new thread. The best thong pic you found on MM.

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I think that's a compliment....thank you



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 19:26

Devoted2FindingU write:
Gem, I stand corrected and apologies are in order. There is definitely no doubt you can bring me a Bass Ale. lol

I just thought of a new thread. The best thong pic you found on MM.

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there would probably be 200 pics of Lastone!

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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 19:22

Cub39 write:
robtest write:

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robtest write:

Cub39 write:

cutiepie01 write:
LMAO! your jetson? is that a futuristic johnson?



I see you are also a smartiepie...
;)



That would be an ironic name for it wouldn't it? Isn't jetson the nautical term for what you toss overboard that sinks???

Rob, that's not jetson.....it's jetison!!! LOL



Jetison is the verb, the actual act of throwing jetson overboard. :o)


I suppose I should just be pleased to think that my Jetson would actually go overboard and start sinking.

Cub you crack me up!!

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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 18:38

Gem, I stand corrected and apologies are in order. There is definitely no doubt you can bring me a Bass Ale. lol

I just thought of a new thread. The best thong pic you found on MM.

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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 16:53

Devoted2FindingU write:

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I'm stickin' with my thong....gotta leave something to the imagination...



I imagine that the people on this site have PLENTY of imagination! LOL

Thong tha-thong thong thong!

No doubt there Gem, but there will be no thong on THIS body!!! hehehe




Gem & Tall, I think what we have missing is a point of reference. We have all seen (and enjoyed) the lovely pics of Last in her thong, now if only we had comparisons to help poor Cub make up his mind. What do you think ladies? LMAO

As I said earlier Devoted, theree will be NO thong on this body!!! I could prolly put my boob pic up tho!!! hehehe



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 16:28

GeminiDi write:

Devoted2FindingU write:

TallBlonde50 write:
GeminiDi write:

LASTONENSTOCK write:
I'm stickin' with my thong....gotta leave something to the imagination...



I imagine that the people on this site have PLENTY of imagination! LOL

Thong tha-thong thong thong!

No doubt there Gem, but there will be no thong on THIS body!!! hehehe




Gem & Tall, I think what we have missing is a point of reference. We have all seen (and enjoyed) the lovely pics of Last in her thong, now if only we had comparisons to help poor Cub make up his mind. What do you think ladies? LMAO



Devoted,

My thong pic is on my profile. LOL


YEAH IT IS!!!

Oh wait...I've never looked at your profile!...no, not me..never...(ok...well, not today at least)...*wink*

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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 07:34

Two loving girls to chose from, and more on the way Cub. How do you do it? You must be jumping out of your thong with excitement. As for the devoted one, I love the play by play, you'll are too funny.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 25, 2006 06:58

TallBlonde50 write:
GeminiDi write:

LASTONENSTOCK write:
I'm stickin' with my thong....gotta leave something to the imagination...



I imagine that the people on this site have PLENTY of imagination! LOL

Thong tha-thong thong thong!

No doubt there Gem, but there will be no thong on THIS body!!! hehehe



Gem & Tall, I think what we have missing is a point of reference. We have all seen (and enjoyed) the lovely pics of Last in her thong, now if only we had comparisons to help poor Cub make up his mind. What do you think ladies? LMAO



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 18:43

Cub39 write:

LASTONENSTOCK write:
Cub39 write:

cutiepie01 write:
LMAO! your jetson? is that a futuristic johnson?



I see you are also a smartiepie...
;)


you look pretty "spacey" in that pic, Cub...what's with the side view? And you guys...always naming "your thing"...Mike, I don't remember you telling me you named it "Jetson"



I must have told you one of the other names. Dang it, can't remember which one.
I dunno, just felt like doing the side pic just to be diff. Eventually I'll straighten up.


You mean you will straighten up or Jetson will? hahaha



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 09:10

robtest write:

TallBlonde50 write:
robtest write:

Cub39 write:

cutiepie01 write:
LMAO! your jetson? is that a futuristic johnson?



I see you are also a smartiepie...
;)



That would be an ironic name for it wouldn't it? Isn't jetson the nautical term for what you toss overboard that sinks???

Rob, that's not jetson.....it's jetison!!! LOL



Jetison is the verb, the actual act of throwing jetson overboard. :o)

But maybe I don't WANT to throw jetson overboard!!! LOL



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 06:41

robtest write:

TallBlonde50 write:
robtest write:

Cub39 write:

cutiepie01 write:
LMAO! your jetson? is that a futuristic johnson?



I see you are also a smartiepie...
;)



That would be an ironic name for it wouldn't it? Isn't jetson the nautical term for what you toss overboard that sinks???

Rob, that's not jetson.....it's jetison!!! LOL



Jetison is the verb, the actual act of throwing jetson overboard. :o)


OK Rob & Tall,

You got my curiosity piqued so I looked it up in the Webster's, I was a boater for 14 years & should have known this.

jettison : verb 1) to throw (goods) overboard to lighten a ship or aircraft in distress

2) discard - jettison noun

There's also Jetsam noun: jettisoned goods esp: such goods washed ashore

Gee, learn something new every day LOL!

Hi Cub,

Leave it to you to get our minds stimulated! How are you doing?



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Posted on Tue, Jan 24, 2006 05:58

GeminiDi write:
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I'm just being silly, hansum. Playing on the forums.

I apologize if I went too far with it, folks. My giddiness level rises in direct proportion with my lack of sleep. lol

Gem


They're counting on you serving nude....too late now, Gem



Hey Rob, wanna head over to AL Saturday and take Gem a couple of 12 packs?


Devoted, are you saying you are THE ONE? I found "HIM" after all this time?

LMAO!!!



Gem, have you been drinking this early? No!! Oh my I am blushing what an offer!

Actually the thought was all about the presentation of the beer. How you would serve Rob & myself. Usually that would require a bunch of single dollar bills. LOL.

  


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