mesquiteguy74 write: I'm 31 sexy and well hung living in dallas tx ..Looking for older sexy women to spend my life with iv had a good hard life and allways seem to have fun not being well off ......but damn it wold be nice to meet a women with some $$$$$$ to take care of me and show me some fun times in the life stile of the rich ......so if your looking for some to take love you take hot bathes with kiss under the stars walk onthe beach then hit me up ........i love fine wine diner arts and playing hard lets talk then maybe you can take me out some wher theres a beach to have some alone time....xoxoxoxo
Since this was a topic of discussion in another thread, and never really answered...
I guess you two tested the system and discovered it only stretches soooo far! lol
Mandalay...next time you want a quicker buzz on 2 beers...make sure they are cans, don't open the tab, shake the beer, then punch a hole in the bottom with a screw driver, make sure you get your mouth under it fast, cause it's going to shoot down your throat in seconds!
After two like that...that buzz should be there a little quicker! lol
Oh, I haven't forgotten! How many beers have you had yet??? lol It's all in the timing. You've heard that song "The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time," haven't you?
Oh, yeah! Don't forget my apple! LOL
Shhhh...I'm a lightweight! I'm currently on number 2...I kinda have a slight buzz already...(haven't eaten anything yet today either) but how many does it take for you to explain those motives? I have some left in the fridge....
(There is a store right by me too...I can walk to get more....)
Darn...time to check the dryer...just when this was getting good!
LOL Mandalay. Uhmmmm ... You didn't tell me what a safe distance was. I'm not denying your doctor skills, but I'd rather avoid "friendly fire." LOL
I'm a pretty good seamstress. I wonder how hard it would be to get body parts under the needle of my sewing machine?
If you pass out, sweetie, I DO know CPR!!! LOL
I'm guessing it all depends on which body parts are affected by the "friendly fire."
So...to recap...our first date will consist of juggling knives, a peeled apple with caramel, body parts, a sewing maching, CPR, playing doctor....OOOPS...I mean, visiting a doctor....Wow! All with no alcohol!!
I'm just wondering what the second date will be like!!!! LMAO!!
Well, then, Mandalay, you could always peel an apple for me. I love 'em dipped in caramel. And for entertainment, you could juggle the knives. How good are you at juggling? And just how far away should I stand/sit? LOL
Now...I read into a lot of what people say...I'm very perceptive...