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Posted on Thu, Jan 19, 2006 13:32

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I'm 31 sexy and well hung living in dallas tx ..Looking for older sexy women to spend my life with iv had a good hard life and allways seem to have fun not being well off ......but damn it wold be nice to meet a women with some $$$$$$ to take care of me and show me some fun times in the life stile of the rich ......so if your looking for some to take love you take hot bathes with kiss under the stars walk onthe beach then hit me up ........i love fine wine diner arts and playing hard lets talk then maybe you can take me out some wher theres a beach to have some alone time....xoxoxoxo


Since this was a topic of discussion in another thread, and never really answered...

Exactly how long is "hung" ???



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Posted on Mon, Jan 23, 2006 15:51

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You 2 should go on stage and perform that one!!! LMAO


LOL Tomi!!! We were just having a little fun on mosquito's thread. Anybody got some bug spray? LMAO!!!

Gem


I've got a bug zapper...will that work?..lol

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He certainly doesn't type in a "Texas accent"...maybe his fingers are hung.



Mandalay,

Do I type with an Alabama accent? What am I asking??? I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!

I've done extensive research (talked to a couple of locals) on the subject. They concur. I sound "normal" to them. No accent whatsoever.

Gem



Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were from Heaven....

(Oh that sounded so cheesy!!!)


Ok, let me try again....


Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were the picture worth a thousand words...

(OMG! Still cheesy....bordering on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Cheesy!!!)


Ok...Last try....

Gem...

You're from Alabama? Oh yeah!...You are!...Russellville...never noticed.

Ummm...can't tell if you have an accent...will you whisper in my ear please? I'll let you know then if you do or not...

LOL



Come a little closer, babe.

LOL



(Sniff...Sniff)

Forget the accent!...Damn Gem!! You smell fantastic!!

What is that fragrance?

LOL



Parfum de gemme, Mandalay. Perfectly natural. Can't be bought in stores. lol



You mean it doesn't come with the 10 pc. Ginsu Knife Set as advertised on TV? Everything else does I think!...LMAO



LOL no. Not even at the LOW LOW price of $19.95. BUT WAIT! They'll throw in a completely worthless doodad that you can't possibly use. FOR FREE! If you aren't satisfied with the actual product, you can keep the worthless one and pay an exhorbitant amount of postage/handling to send the original back.

Free enterprise. What a gimmick! LOL



The only problem...with my luck I won't have enough postage and I'll still end up with the P.O.S Knives and the Delux Apple Peeler!!!

LMAO!



Well, then, Mandalay, you could always peel an apple for me. I love 'em dipped in caramel. And for entertainment, you could juggle the knives. How good are you at juggling? And just how far away should I stand/sit? LOL



Now...I read into a lot of what people say...I'm very perceptive...

I think you just asked me on a date...

1 Apple and a visit to the ER...coming right up!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!...LMFAO!



C'mon down, Mandalay. (I already told you to come a little closer! I'll whisper sweet Southern sexy somethings in your ear.) Oh, and don't forget your insurance card! LOL



Whew...It's gettin a little hot in here...

Hope I don't pass out or it will be 2 trips to the ER!!

(Empties wallet on the floor to find Health Insurance Card...)...EXPIRED!! WHAT?

Doesn't matter Gem...I know how to throw a couple souchers in! Not a problem! We don't need no stinkin doctor!!


LOL Mandalay. Uhmmmm ... You didn't tell me what a safe distance was. I'm not denying your doctor skills, but I'd rather avoid "friendly fire." LOL

I'm a pretty good seamstress. I wonder how hard it would be to get body parts under the needle of my sewing machine?

If you pass out, sweetie, I DO know CPR!!! LOL

You 2 should go on stage and perform that one!!! LMAO



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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL



Oh, c'mon, Mandalay. Admit it. You have a pair of boxers with Looney Toon characters on them!

LOL



Gem!! You promised you wouldn't mention those!! I thought that was our little secret!!

Nothing is sacred anymore....*sigh*


LOL



I'll write an ode to your sacred LT boxers.

Oh, ye Bugs Bunny briefs ...

LOL



I'm just glad you found them...was wondering where I left them!

LMAO!!

Just kidding ALL!! Gem Does NOT have a pair of my boxers...I repeat...Gem does NOT have a pair of my boxers!!!



LOL Mandalay. You crazy thing.

I wonder what "sexy and well hung" thinks about having his thread hi-jacked.



Oh...I'm sure he'll get over it...if he's even thought about it...

From what I've read, "he's really good" so I'm sure he doesn't have all kinds of time to come back and check this blog...his schedule is probably booked solid by now...

LOL



Oh well. Maybe the next guy looking for a hand-out will email me. LOL

Guess I'm too slow, huh?

LOL



Not sure what everyone is waiting for...you're offering to serve beer in the buff...how can anyone turn that down?

What time will you be over?...LOL



LMAO!!!

Hmmmmmmmm .... Immediately following the "I do's!" Hey! I'm not that easy! LOL



Geez..getting trapped with that "servitude" already!!! Ok...FINE!!!

You plan it...I'll pay for it...

No wait!!! I'll plan it...You pay for it!!...

LMAO!!



LMAO!! My first online marriage proposal. How romantic!

We could end the ceremony with sharp's beer suggestion! Did you read that?

HAPPY HONEYMOON! WooHOO!



Yep, I read it but can we do it with Champagne instead? I mean really..it is a very special day!!!

HONEYMOON DARLING!! BE READY!!!

LMAO!!!



Champagne it is! Classy guy!

I was thinking of a private ceremony, but hey! Whom shall we invite?

LOL


Hey...private is great! My privates'...your privates'...ahhhh!!!

Oh!! Sorry!! Already thinking of the honeymoon!!!

Ummm...Invite whomever you'd like...I don't need anyone there...

LMFAO!!!

(I'm dying...I can't take anymore...I'm laughing my a*s*s off...)...lol

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Posted on Sun, Jan 22, 2006 15:36

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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL



Oh, c'mon, Mandalay. Admit it. You have a pair of boxers with Looney Toon characters on them!

LOL



Gem!! You promised you wouldn't mention those!! I thought that was our little secret!!

Nothing is sacred anymore....*sigh*


LOL



I'll write an ode to your sacred LT boxers.

Oh, ye Bugs Bunny briefs ...

LOL



I'm just glad you found them...was wondering where I left them!

LMAO!!

Just kidding ALL!! Gem Does NOT have a pair of my boxers...I repeat...Gem does NOT have a pair of my boxers!!!



LOL Mandalay. You crazy thing.

I wonder what "sexy and well hung" thinks about having his thread hi-jacked.



Oh...I'm sure he'll get over it...if he's even thought about it...

From what I've read, "he's really good" so I'm sure he doesn't have all kinds of time to come back and check this blog...his schedule is probably booked solid by now...

LOL



Oh well. Maybe the next guy looking for a hand-out will email me. LOL

Guess I'm too slow, huh?

LOL



Not sure what everyone is waiting for...you're offering to serve beer in the buff...how can anyone turn that down?

What time will you be over?...LOL



LMAO!!!

Hmmmmmmmm .... Immediately following the "I do's!" Hey! I'm not that easy! LOL



Geez..getting trapped with that "servitude" already!!! Ok...FINE!!!

You plan it...I'll pay for it...

No wait!!! I'll plan it...You pay for it!!...

LMAO!!



LMAO!! My first online marriage proposal. How romantic!

We could end the ceremony with sharp's beer suggestion! Did you read that?

HAPPY HONEYMOON! WooHOO!


Yep, I read it but can we do it with Champagne instead? I mean really..it is a very special day!!!

HONEYMOON DARLING!! BE READY!!!

LMAO!!!

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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL



Oh, c'mon, Mandalay. Admit it. You have a pair of boxers with Looney Toon characters on them!

LOL



Gem!! You promised you wouldn't mention those!! I thought that was our little secret!!

Nothing is sacred anymore....*sigh*


LOL



I'll write an ode to your sacred LT boxers.

Oh, ye Bugs Bunny briefs ...

LOL



I'm just glad you found them...was wondering where I left them!

LMAO!!

Just kidding ALL!! Gem Does NOT have a pair of my boxers...I repeat...Gem does NOT have a pair of my boxers!!!



LOL Mandalay. You crazy thing.

I wonder what "sexy and well hung" thinks about having his thread hi-jacked.



Oh...I'm sure he'll get over it...if he's even thought about it...

From what I've read, "he's really good" so I'm sure he doesn't have all kinds of time to come back and check this blog...his schedule is probably booked solid by now...

LOL



Oh well. Maybe the next guy looking for a hand-out will email me. LOL

Guess I'm too slow, huh?

LOL



Not sure what everyone is waiting for...you're offering to serve beer in the buff...how can anyone turn that down?

What time will you be over?...LOL



LMAO!!!

Hmmmmmmmm .... Immediately following the "I do's!" Hey! I'm not that easy! LOL


Geez..getting trapped with that "servitude" already!!! Ok...FINE!!!

You plan it...I'll pay for it...

No wait!!! I'll plan it...You pay for it!!...

LMAO!!

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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL



Oh, c'mon, Mandalay. Admit it. You have a pair of boxers with Looney Toon characters on them!

LOL



Gem!! You promised you wouldn't mention those!! I thought that was our little secret!!

Nothing is sacred anymore....*sigh*


LOL



I'll write an ode to your sacred LT boxers.

Oh, ye Bugs Bunny briefs ...

LOL



I'm just glad you found them...was wondering where I left them!

LMAO!!

Just kidding ALL!! Gem Does NOT have a pair of my boxers...I repeat...Gem does NOT have a pair of my boxers!!!



LOL Mandalay. You crazy thing.

I wonder what "sexy and well hung" thinks about having his thread hi-jacked.



Oh...I'm sure he'll get over it...if he's even thought about it...

From what I've read, "he's really good" so I'm sure he doesn't have all kinds of time to come back and check this blog...his schedule is probably booked solid by now...

LOL



Oh well. Maybe the next guy looking for a hand-out will email me. LOL

Guess I'm too slow, huh?

LOL


Not sure what everyone is waiting for...you're offering to serve beer in the buff...how can anyone turn that down?

What time will you be over?...LOL

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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL



Oh, c'mon, Mandalay. Admit it. You have a pair of boxers with Looney Toon characters on them!

LOL



Gem!! You promised you wouldn't mention those!! I thought that was our little secret!!

Nothing is sacred anymore....*sigh*


LOL



I'll write an ode to your sacred LT boxers.

Oh, ye Bugs Bunny briefs ...

LOL



I'm just glad you found them...was wondering where I left them!

LMAO!!

Just kidding ALL!! Gem Does NOT have a pair of my boxers...I repeat...Gem does NOT have a pair of my boxers!!!



LOL Mandalay. You crazy thing.

I wonder what "sexy and well hung" thinks about having his thread hi-jacked.


Oh...I'm sure he'll get over it...if he's even thought about it...

From what I've read, "he's really good" so I'm sure he doesn't have all kinds of time to come back and check this blog...his schedule is probably booked solid by now...

LOL

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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL



Oh, c'mon, Mandalay. Admit it. You have a pair of boxers with Looney Toon characters on them!

LOL



Gem!! You promised you wouldn't mention those!! I thought that was our little secret!!

Nothing is sacred anymore....*sigh*


LOL



I'll write an ode to your sacred LT boxers.

Oh, ye Bugs Bunny briefs ...

LOL


I'm just glad you found them...was wondering where I left them!

LMAO!!

Just kidding ALL!! Gem Does NOT have a pair of my boxers...I repeat...Gem does NOT have a pair of my boxers!!!

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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL



Oh, c'mon, Mandalay. Admit it. You have a pair of boxers with Looney Toon characters on them!

LOL


Gem!! You promised you wouldn't mention those!! I thought that was our little secret!!

Nothing is sacred anymore....*sigh*


LOL

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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL


I guess you two tested the system and discovered it only stretches soooo far! lol
Mandalay...next time you want a quicker buzz on 2 beers...make sure they are cans, don't open the tab, shake the beer, then punch a hole in the bottom with a screw driver, make sure you get your mouth under it fast, cause it's going to shoot down your throat in seconds!
After two like that...that buzz should be there a little quicker! lol



LOL Sharon!!! Funny! Do you know that from experience? LOL

Hahaha! Well sort of from experience...the kind where you watch other people do it. It's a guy thing. They get all wet! lol It was a big thing to do on group ski trips.



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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL



Undies? What Undies?

LOL

I guess you two tested the system and discovered it only stretches soooo far! lol
Mandalay...next time you want a quicker buzz on 2 beers...make sure they are cans, don't open the tab, shake the beer, then punch a hole in the bottom with a screw driver, make sure you get your mouth under it fast, cause it's going to shoot down your throat in seconds!
After two like that...that buzz should be there a little quicker! lol



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Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)


Mandalay, you're such a sweetie!

Are you like a lot of guys who wait until every single piece of clothing they own is dirty before doing laundry, waiting around in their undies for their clothes to dry? LOL


Undies? What Undies?

LOL

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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 17:50

Gem...

All I can say is the "buzz" I was feeling was your breath reaching that perfect part of my neck...thanks for the whispers!!!


LOL


(Ahhh....what a fantastic day dream I had today!!)

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He certainly doesn't type in a "Texas accent"...maybe his fingers are hung.



Mandalay,

Do I type with an Alabama accent? What am I asking??? I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!

I've done extensive research (talked to a couple of locals) on the subject. They concur. I sound "normal" to them. No accent whatsoever.

Gem



Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were from Heaven....

(Oh that sounded so cheesy!!!)


Ok, let me try again....


Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were the picture worth a thousand words...

(OMG! Still cheesy....bordering on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Cheesy!!!)


Ok...Last try....

Gem...

You're from Alabama? Oh yeah!...You are!...Russellville...never noticed.

Ummm...can't tell if you have an accent...will you whisper in my ear please? I'll let you know then if you do or not...

LOL



Come a little closer, babe.

LOL



(Sniff...Sniff)

Forget the accent!...Damn Gem!! You smell fantastic!!

What is that fragrance?

LOL



Parfum de gemme, Mandalay. Perfectly natural. Can't be bought in stores. lol



You mean it doesn't come with the 10 pc. Ginsu Knife Set as advertised on TV? Everything else does I think!...LMAO



LOL no. Not even at the LOW LOW price of $19.95. BUT WAIT! They'll throw in a completely worthless doodad that you can't possibly use. FOR FREE! If you aren't satisfied with the actual product, you can keep the worthless one and pay an exhorbitant amount of postage/handling to send the original back.

Free enterprise. What a gimmick! LOL



The only problem...with my luck I won't have enough postage and I'll still end up with the P.O.S Knives and the Delux Apple Peeler!!!

LMAO!



Well, then, Mandalay, you could always peel an apple for me. I love 'em dipped in caramel. And for entertainment, you could juggle the knives. How good are you at juggling? And just how far away should I stand/sit? LOL



Now...I read into a lot of what people say...I'm very perceptive...

I think you just asked me on a date...

1 Apple and a visit to the ER...coming right up!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!...LMFAO!



C'mon down, Mandalay. (I already told you to come a little closer! I'll whisper sweet Southern sexy somethings in your ear.) Oh, and don't forget your insurance card! LOL



Whew...It's gettin a little hot in here...

Hope I don't pass out or it will be 2 trips to the ER!!

(Empties wallet on the floor to find Health Insurance Card...)...EXPIRED!! WHAT?

Doesn't matter Gem...I know how to throw a couple souchers in! Not a problem! We don't need no stinkin doctor!!



LOL Mandalay. Uhmmmm ... You didn't tell me what a safe distance was. I'm not denying your doctor skills, but I'd rather avoid "friendly fire." LOL

I'm a pretty good seamstress. I wonder how hard it would be to get body parts under the needle of my sewing machine?

If you pass out, sweetie, I DO know CPR!!! LOL



I'm guessing it all depends on which body parts are affected by the "friendly fire."

So...to recap...our first date will consist of juggling knives, a peeled apple with caramel, body parts, a sewing maching, CPR, playing doctor....OOOPS...I mean, visiting a doctor....Wow! All with no alcohol!!

I'm just wondering what the second date will be like!!!! LMAO!!



Oh, nothing quite so dull as the first. You know how first dates are, especially for shy people like us! LMAO!!

Who knows? I may have beer (Yuck!) for you. (See Cub's post on the message board. It's called "Will work for beer, the real truth behind why beer is money" by RyKelly. Hehe!

Gem



I've got one in my hand as we speak...did you slip this to me? Hmmmm...you're sneaky!!! LOL



I have ulterior motives, Mandalay, so DON'T DON'T DON'T read Cub's post!!! ;-)



You will have to email me privately to describe in detail those ulterior motives...I'll be standing bye...

Waiting....Waiting...Waiting....

Huh...maybe she forgot what they were...



Oh, I haven't forgotten! How many beers have you had yet??? lol It's all in the timing. You've heard that song "The Girls All Get Prettier at Closing Time," haven't you?

Waiting....Waiting...Waiting....

Oh, yeah! Don't forget my apple! LOL

Gem


Shhhh...I'm a lightweight! I'm currently on number 2...I kinda have a slight buzz already...(haven't eaten anything yet today either) but how many does it take for you to explain those motives? I have some left in the fridge....

(There is a store right by me too...I can walk to get more....)

Darn...time to check the dryer...just when this was getting good!

LOL

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He certainly doesn't type in a "Texas accent"...maybe his fingers are hung.



Mandalay,

Do I type with an Alabama accent? What am I asking??? I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!

I've done extensive research (talked to a couple of locals) on the subject. They concur. I sound "normal" to them. No accent whatsoever.

Gem



Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were from Heaven....

(Oh that sounded so cheesy!!!)


Ok, let me try again....


Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were the picture worth a thousand words...

(OMG! Still cheesy....bordering on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Cheesy!!!)


Ok...Last try....

Gem...

You're from Alabama? Oh yeah!...You are!...Russellville...never noticed.

Ummm...can't tell if you have an accent...will you whisper in my ear please? I'll let you know then if you do or not...

LOL



Come a little closer, babe.

LOL



(Sniff...Sniff)

Forget the accent!...Damn Gem!! You smell fantastic!!

What is that fragrance?

LOL



Parfum de gemme, Mandalay. Perfectly natural. Can't be bought in stores. lol



You mean it doesn't come with the 10 pc. Ginsu Knife Set as advertised on TV? Everything else does I think!...LMAO



LOL no. Not even at the LOW LOW price of $19.95. BUT WAIT! They'll throw in a completely worthless doodad that you can't possibly use. FOR FREE! If you aren't satisfied with the actual product, you can keep the worthless one and pay an exhorbitant amount of postage/handling to send the original back.

Free enterprise. What a gimmick! LOL



The only problem...with my luck I won't have enough postage and I'll still end up with the P.O.S Knives and the Delux Apple Peeler!!!

LMAO!



Well, then, Mandalay, you could always peel an apple for me. I love 'em dipped in caramel. And for entertainment, you could juggle the knives. How good are you at juggling? And just how far away should I stand/sit? LOL



Now...I read into a lot of what people say...I'm very perceptive...

I think you just asked me on a date...

1 Apple and a visit to the ER...coming right up!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!...LMFAO!



C'mon down, Mandalay. (I already told you to come a little closer! I'll whisper sweet Southern sexy somethings in your ear.) Oh, and don't forget your insurance card! LOL



Whew...It's gettin a little hot in here...

Hope I don't pass out or it will be 2 trips to the ER!!

(Empties wallet on the floor to find Health Insurance Card...)...EXPIRED!! WHAT?

Doesn't matter Gem...I know how to throw a couple souchers in! Not a problem! We don't need no stinkin doctor!!



LOL Mandalay. Uhmmmm ... You didn't tell me what a safe distance was. I'm not denying your doctor skills, but I'd rather avoid "friendly fire." LOL

I'm a pretty good seamstress. I wonder how hard it would be to get body parts under the needle of my sewing machine?

If you pass out, sweetie, I DO know CPR!!! LOL



I'm guessing it all depends on which body parts are affected by the "friendly fire."

So...to recap...our first date will consist of juggling knives, a peeled apple with caramel, body parts, a sewing maching, CPR, playing doctor....OOOPS...I mean, visiting a doctor....Wow! All with no alcohol!!

I'm just wondering what the second date will be like!!!! LMAO!!



Oh, nothing quite so dull as the first. You know how first dates are, especially for shy people like us! LMAO!!

Who knows? I may have beer (Yuck!) for you. (See Cub's post on the message board. It's called "Will work for beer, the real truth behind why beer is money" by RyKelly. Hehe!

Gem



I've got one in my hand as we speak...did you slip this to me? Hmmmm...you're sneaky!!! LOL



I have ulterior motives, Mandalay, so DON'T DON'T DON'T read Cub's post!!! ;-)


You will have to email me privately to describe in detail those ulterior motives...I'll be standing bye...

Waiting....Waiting...Waiting....

Huh...maybe she forgot what they were...

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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 14:08

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He certainly doesn't type in a "Texas accent"...maybe his fingers are hung.



Mandalay,

Do I type with an Alabama accent? What am I asking??? I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!

I've done extensive research (talked to a couple of locals) on the subject. They concur. I sound "normal" to them. No accent whatsoever.

Gem



Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were from Heaven....

(Oh that sounded so cheesy!!!)


Ok, let me try again....


Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were the picture worth a thousand words...

(OMG! Still cheesy....bordering on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Cheesy!!!)


Ok...Last try....

Gem...

You're from Alabama? Oh yeah!...You are!...Russellville...never noticed.

Ummm...can't tell if you have an accent...will you whisper in my ear please? I'll let you know then if you do or not...

LOL



Come a little closer, babe.

LOL



(Sniff...Sniff)

Forget the accent!...Damn Gem!! You smell fantastic!!

What is that fragrance?

LOL



Parfum de gemme, Mandalay. Perfectly natural. Can't be bought in stores. lol



You mean it doesn't come with the 10 pc. Ginsu Knife Set as advertised on TV? Everything else does I think!...LMAO



LOL no. Not even at the LOW LOW price of $19.95. BUT WAIT! They'll throw in a completely worthless doodad that you can't possibly use. FOR FREE! If you aren't satisfied with the actual product, you can keep the worthless one and pay an exhorbitant amount of postage/handling to send the original back.

Free enterprise. What a gimmick! LOL



The only problem...with my luck I won't have enough postage and I'll still end up with the P.O.S Knives and the Delux Apple Peeler!!!

LMAO!



Well, then, Mandalay, you could always peel an apple for me. I love 'em dipped in caramel. And for entertainment, you could juggle the knives. How good are you at juggling? And just how far away should I stand/sit? LOL



Now...I read into a lot of what people say...I'm very perceptive...

I think you just asked me on a date...

1 Apple and a visit to the ER...coming right up!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!...LMFAO!



C'mon down, Mandalay. (I already told you to come a little closer! I'll whisper sweet Southern sexy somethings in your ear.) Oh, and don't forget your insurance card! LOL



Whew...It's gettin a little hot in here...

Hope I don't pass out or it will be 2 trips to the ER!!

(Empties wallet on the floor to find Health Insurance Card...)...EXPIRED!! WHAT?

Doesn't matter Gem...I know how to throw a couple souchers in! Not a problem! We don't need no stinkin doctor!!



LOL Mandalay. Uhmmmm ... You didn't tell me what a safe distance was. I'm not denying your doctor skills, but I'd rather avoid "friendly fire." LOL

I'm a pretty good seamstress. I wonder how hard it would be to get body parts under the needle of my sewing machine?

If you pass out, sweetie, I DO know CPR!!! LOL



I'm guessing it all depends on which body parts are affected by the "friendly fire."

So...to recap...our first date will consist of juggling knives, a peeled apple with caramel, body parts, a sewing maching, CPR, playing doctor....OOOPS...I mean, visiting a doctor....Wow! All with no alcohol!!

I'm just wondering what the second date will be like!!!! LMAO!!



Oh, nothing quite so dull as the first. You know how first dates are, especially for shy people like us! LMAO!!

Who knows? I may have beer (Yuck!) for you. (See Cub's post on the message board. It's called "Will work for beer, the real truth behind why beer is money" by RyKelly. Hehe!

Gem


I've got one in my hand as we speak...did you slip this to me? Hmmmm...you're sneaky!!! LOL

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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 13:48

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He certainly doesn't type in a "Texas accent"...maybe his fingers are hung.



Mandalay,

Do I type with an Alabama accent? What am I asking??? I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!

I've done extensive research (talked to a couple of locals) on the subject. They concur. I sound "normal" to them. No accent whatsoever.

Gem



Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were from Heaven....

(Oh that sounded so cheesy!!!)


Ok, let me try again....


Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were the picture worth a thousand words...

(OMG! Still cheesy....bordering on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Cheesy!!!)


Ok...Last try....

Gem...

You're from Alabama? Oh yeah!...You are!...Russellville...never noticed.

Ummm...can't tell if you have an accent...will you whisper in my ear please? I'll let you know then if you do or not...

LOL



Come a little closer, babe.

LOL



(Sniff...Sniff)

Forget the accent!...Damn Gem!! You smell fantastic!!

What is that fragrance?

LOL



Parfum de gemme, Mandalay. Perfectly natural. Can't be bought in stores. lol



You mean it doesn't come with the 10 pc. Ginsu Knife Set as advertised on TV? Everything else does I think!...LMAO



LOL no. Not even at the LOW LOW price of $19.95. BUT WAIT! They'll throw in a completely worthless doodad that you can't possibly use. FOR FREE! If you aren't satisfied with the actual product, you can keep the worthless one and pay an exhorbitant amount of postage/handling to send the original back.

Free enterprise. What a gimmick! LOL



The only problem...with my luck I won't have enough postage and I'll still end up with the P.O.S Knives and the Delux Apple Peeler!!!

LMAO!



Well, then, Mandalay, you could always peel an apple for me. I love 'em dipped in caramel. And for entertainment, you could juggle the knives. How good are you at juggling? And just how far away should I stand/sit? LOL



Now...I read into a lot of what people say...I'm very perceptive...

I think you just asked me on a date...

1 Apple and a visit to the ER...coming right up!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!...LMFAO!



C'mon down, Mandalay. (I already told you to come a little closer! I'll whisper sweet Southern sexy somethings in your ear.) Oh, and don't forget your insurance card! LOL



Whew...It's gettin a little hot in here...

Hope I don't pass out or it will be 2 trips to the ER!!

(Empties wallet on the floor to find Health Insurance Card...)...EXPIRED!! WHAT?

Doesn't matter Gem...I know how to throw a couple souchers in! Not a problem! We don't need no stinkin doctor!!



LOL Mandalay. Uhmmmm ... You didn't tell me what a safe distance was. I'm not denying your doctor skills, but I'd rather avoid "friendly fire." LOL

I'm a pretty good seamstress. I wonder how hard it would be to get body parts under the needle of my sewing machine?

If you pass out, sweetie, I DO know CPR!!! LOL


I'm guessing it all depends on which body parts are affected by the "friendly fire."

So...to recap...our first date will consist of juggling knives, a peeled apple with caramel, body parts, a sewing maching, CPR, playing doctor....OOOPS...I mean, visiting a doctor....Wow! All with no alcohol!!

I'm just wondering what the second date will be like!!!! LMAO!!

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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 13:25

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He certainly doesn't type in a "Texas accent"...maybe his fingers are hung.



Mandalay,

Do I type with an Alabama accent? What am I asking??? I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!

I've done extensive research (talked to a couple of locals) on the subject. They concur. I sound "normal" to them. No accent whatsoever.

Gem



Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were from Heaven....

(Oh that sounded so cheesy!!!)


Ok, let me try again....


Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were the picture worth a thousand words...

(OMG! Still cheesy....bordering on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Cheesy!!!)


Ok...Last try....

Gem...

You're from Alabama? Oh yeah!...You are!...Russellville...never noticed.

Ummm...can't tell if you have an accent...will you whisper in my ear please? I'll let you know then if you do or not...

LOL



Come a little closer, babe.

LOL



(Sniff...Sniff)

Forget the accent!...Damn Gem!! You smell fantastic!!

What is that fragrance?

LOL



Parfum de gemme, Mandalay. Perfectly natural. Can't be bought in stores. lol



You mean it doesn't come with the 10 pc. Ginsu Knife Set as advertised on TV? Everything else does I think!...LMAO



LOL no. Not even at the LOW LOW price of $19.95. BUT WAIT! They'll throw in a completely worthless doodad that you can't possibly use. FOR FREE! If you aren't satisfied with the actual product, you can keep the worthless one and pay an exhorbitant amount of postage/handling to send the original back.

Free enterprise. What a gimmick! LOL



The only problem...with my luck I won't have enough postage and I'll still end up with the P.O.S Knives and the Delux Apple Peeler!!!

LMAO!



Well, then, Mandalay, you could always peel an apple for me. I love 'em dipped in caramel. And for entertainment, you could juggle the knives. How good are you at juggling? And just how far away should I stand/sit? LOL



Now...I read into a lot of what people say...I'm very perceptive...

I think you just asked me on a date...

1 Apple and a visit to the ER...coming right up!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!...LMFAO!



C'mon down, Mandalay. (I already told you to come a little closer! I'll whisper sweet Southern sexy somethings in your ear.) Oh, and don't forget your insurance card! LOL


Whew...It's gettin a little hot in here...

Hope I don't pass out or it will be 2 trips to the ER!!

(Empties wallet on the floor to find Health Insurance Card...)...EXPIRED!! WHAT?

Doesn't matter Gem...I know how to throw a couple souchers in! Not a problem! We don't need no stinkin doctor!!

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Posted on Sat, Jan 21, 2006 13:10

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He certainly doesn't type in a "Texas accent"...maybe his fingers are hung.



Mandalay,

Do I type with an Alabama accent? What am I asking??? I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT!

I've done extensive research (talked to a couple of locals) on the subject. They concur. I sound "normal" to them. No accent whatsoever.

Gem



Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were from Heaven....

(Oh that sounded so cheesy!!!)


Ok, let me try again....


Gem...

You're from Alabama? I thought you were the picture worth a thousand words...

(OMG! Still cheesy....bordering on Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Cheesy!!!)


Ok...Last try....

Gem...

You're from Alabama? Oh yeah!...You are!...Russellville...never noticed.

Ummm...can't tell if you have an accent...will you whisper in my ear please? I'll let you know then if you do or not...

LOL



Come a little closer, babe.

LOL



(Sniff...Sniff)

Forget the accent!...Damn Gem!! You smell fantastic!!

What is that fragrance?

LOL



Parfum de gemme, Mandalay. Perfectly natural. Can't be bought in stores. lol



You mean it doesn't come with the 10 pc. Ginsu Knife Set as advertised on TV? Everything else does I think!...LMAO



LOL no. Not even at the LOW LOW price of $19.95. BUT WAIT! They'll throw in a completely worthless doodad that you can't possibly use. FOR FREE! If you aren't satisfied with the actual product, you can keep the worthless one and pay an exhorbitant amount of postage/handling to send the original back.

Free enterprise. What a gimmick! LOL



The only problem...with my luck I won't have enough postage and I'll still end up with the P.O.S Knives and the Delux Apple Peeler!!!

LMAO!



Well, then, Mandalay, you could always peel an apple for me. I love 'em dipped in caramel. And for entertainment, you could juggle the knives. How good are you at juggling? And just how far away should I stand/sit? LOL


Now...I read into a lot of what people say...I'm very perceptive...

I think you just asked me on a date...

1 Apple and a visit to the ER...coming right up!!

YESSSSSS!!!!!...LMFAO!

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