She needs 4 animals:
1. jaguar in her garage
2. fox on her neck
3. a lion in her bed
4...and...a goat who pays for all these animals...
what do you think?

No! Just happiness.

from nothing to something:) just everyday dynamite power to you:)

A women need a man who can be truthful to her, respect her, love her while putting her needs first.

Ultimately, we just all want to be loved.  Easy to say, hard to find.

The original sounds like this:
1. Jaguar in a garage
2. Mink on her shoulders
3. Tiger in a bed
4. Donkey who would pay for all that.

In reality every woman would prefer only number 3 - a Tiger. But if not she starts to dream about other animals.
Tiger - is a strong, stunning animal with good muscles, beautiful skin, wild sporty and sexy.
Lately I meet only donkeys on my way who think they are Tigers. Funny! It makes them to look mre stupid. A nice and kind Donkey can be so sweet and be loved by a woman.

What any1needs is unconditiolove.

All these items can easily be purchased,wink.

it is JUST JOKE...
it's not my perception of life

That is a "baaaaaaaa"d joke. :o)

Hadn't seen you around lately. How did it work out with the older man???