The original sounds like this:
1. Jaguar in a garage
2. Mink on her shoulders
3. Tiger in a bed
4. Donkey who would pay for all that.
In reality every woman would prefer only number 3 - a Tiger. But if not she starts to dream about other animals.
Tiger - is a strong, stunning animal with good muscles, beautiful skin, wild sporty and sexy.
Lately I meet only donkeys on my way who think they are Tigers. Funny! It makes them to look mre stupid. A nice and kind Donkey can be so sweet and be loved by a woman.