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Tired of being used for my body and good looks!
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Posted on Sun, Jan 08, 2006 10:20

It's true...being used and abused just isn't fun anymore. Where is my woman of quality? Someone to do my laundry. Cook my meals. And massage me to sleep? I'm tired of women who just call me and just want to come over for sex...and lots of it. I'm in my 40's, and 2 or 3 times a night is all I'm good for any more. I can't keep up. Where is a woman with a mind and a get set of working hands to take care of me? I mean they get great sex from me, exactly what am I getting back????



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Posted on Fri, Jan 13, 2006 00:46

see bob just the thought of me being there friday ,made her smile. she is soo sweet,why do you pick on her so?



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Posted on Thu, Jan 12, 2006 15:36

GrapesOfGoodHope write:
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Sorry Slomo, OK I won't set her up with Ed. Laughing Sock probably can't handl_e a celebrity. Oh great. The recess bell just rang. Time to go out and play...

So now we have another reason to pity you, Bob. Dyslexic, or just trying to be funny? Major difference between "laughing stock" and "last one on the block". So if you are merely trying to be funny: A TIP: An ad nauseum repeated joke tends to lose its impact!


Glad to see you Hope. I've missed you.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 15:58

bob if you did manage to get it set up,she might be smiling in the next pic. see a country boy knows how to Cherish a girl.lol



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 10:47

JEFF217 write:
I remember "Eve of Destruction" ..??


That's it. I had the title wrong. No wonder I couldn't find it.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 09:04

Sorry Slomo, OK I won't set her up with Ed. Laughing Sock probably can't handl_e a celebrity. Oh great. The recess bell just rang. Time to go out and play...



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 08:35

some friend you are bob.i'll be there friday



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 08:34

bobsthename write:
Laughing Sock...get a job. Seriously. Let me set you up with my friend Ed.


Thank you, Bob. I don't need setting up. Unlike you, I have options to choose from. Glad you are finally upfront about your marital situation. Now if you will excuse me, I am getting back to my work.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 08:24

Laughing Sock...get a job. Seriously. Let me set you up with my friend Ed.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 08:23

I'm married and damned proud of it! Nothing to be ashamed of there! OMG is this not the site for old rich married millionaires to meet young good looking women for affairs and mistresses? Oh no...I'm at the wrong place!!! All this time...wasted?



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 06:23

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Which wife? The one that I've been sleeping with for the last 6 years, or one of my four prior wives? No real man would put himself in a position of not having a wife to fetch his beer for him. You think? Laughing Sock, your brother Ed told me you smoke cigars too. Nothing like a dipped Cohiba!


Keep your day job, Bobby. Your life as a comedian is short-lived. But of course, most married men who paint themselves as single aren't funny.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 04:46

Which wife? The one that I've been sleeping with for the last 6 years, or one of my four prior wives? No real man would put himself in a position of not having a wife to fetch his beer for him. You think? Laughing Sock, your brother Ed told me you smoke cigars too. Nothing like a dipped Cohiba!



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 03:39

bobsthename write:
Get a lobotomy Laughing stock. I'm not forgettable.


Is that what your wife says, Bob? Now who's the "laughing stock"?



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 03:02

Get a lobotomy Laughing stock. I'm not forgettable.



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Posted on Wed, Jan 11, 2006 02:49

I remember Bob....bummer.



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Posted on Tue, Jan 10, 2006 17:36

I remember "Eve of Destruction" ..??



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Posted on Tue, Jan 10, 2006 12:48

LASTONENSTOCK write:
And the beat goes on.....


Now I've got that song in my head and have to dig through my old music.

Anybody remember "The edge of Destruction"



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Posted on Tue, Jan 10, 2006 05:03

And the beat goes on.....



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Posted on Mon, Jan 09, 2006 21:00

bobsthename write:
Gemini, I will take a picture of me in a towel (washcloth) and share it with you if you send me some money. I know you would like to see this slomo, but your money is not accepted. For you, I'll send my pic for free.

you wsh you could get that close in that attire,lmao she dose have a telephoto lens,i hear it works good up to a hundred miles.lmao



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Posted on Mon, Jan 09, 2006 19:59

Gemini, I will take a picture of me in a towel (washcloth) and share it with you if you send me some money. I know you would like to see this slomo, but your money is not accepted. For you, I'll send my pic for free.



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