bobsthename write: Sorry Slomo, OK I won't set her up with Ed. Laughing Sock probably can't handl_e a celebrity. Oh great. The recess bell just rang. Time to go out and play...
So now we have another reason to pity you, Bob. Dyslexic, or just trying to be funny? Major difference between "laughing stock" and "last one on the block". So if you are merely trying to be funny: A TIP: An ad nauseum repeated joke tends to lose its impact!
bobsthename write: Gemini, I will take a picture of me in a towel (washcloth) and share it with you if you send me some money. I know you would like to see this slomo, but your money is not accepted. For you, I'll send my pic for free.
you wsh you could get that close in that attire,lmao she dose have a telephoto lens,i hear it works good up to a hundred miles.lmao
SLO, didn't ur granny never teach you bout free milk and the cow??? Everybody loves a taste, but ya don't give it away lessin ya have to... ROFLMAO...
My Granny was full of saying like that. One of my favorites was "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose"... That would work well on the forums here sometimes.
No thongs for me please (lessing you are tipping $20s lol). I been wearing the speedoes since I joined a swim team @ 5. No em-bare-a s s-ment there.
Well, Rob ... let's see the body first, and we'll tell ya.
Who's got the stripper music?
I might be a little better shape than the 3rd picture in the profile now... But after "that incident" and them closing down the LemonPeel Club here in Atlanta in the late 80's, the judge said that I can't dance anymore. :o(
I guess in hindsite, I should have been wearing the nylon ones instead, as the lycra speedo's tear away much too easily... But it was amateur night, how was I to know???
bobsthename write: It's true...being used and abused just isn't fun anymore. Where is my woman of quality? Someone to do my laundry. Cook my meals. And massage me to sleep? I'm tired of women who just call me and just want to come over for sex...and lots of it. I'm in my 40's, and 2 or 3 times a night is all I'm good for any more. I can't keep up. Where is a woman with a mind and a get set of working hands to take care of me? I mean they get great sex from me, exactly what am I getting back????
It does get tiring after awhile. It is the fetishes and the fantasies that really wear me out. My GF(2xago) had this carpenter fantasy. Very odd. I spent about 40-50 hours installing a wooden floor in the living room and hallway, including 9 doorjams...
Where is the woman that will appreciate me for my mind and my emotions instead of just my body. :o(