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  • View author's info posted on Jan 02, 2006 08:22


    What about BOB????
    You can't help but love him....

    psssssst...Bob loves bob as well.

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  • View author's info posted on Jan 01, 2006 11:36


    I agree, SharpBabe. If Bob offered the slightest bit of challenge to us, it might be fun attempting to seduce him. But he's made it crystal clear that NOBODY is without suspicion, and his criteria for qualifying in the race for his heart is set up to be unattainable. So what's the use.

    I spent New Year's Eve at "Nathan Phillips Square," the Times Square of Toronto. I went all alone because Bob wouldn't fly me to l'il ol' Midland to join all his lady friends, but once I got there, I ended up talking to a gang of seven tourists who adbucted me and dragged me all over the square, yelling, "We love Katie! And we're never gonna let her go!!!!"

    It was a blast. I got away eventually. But I made a whole bunch of new friends from London and I had a whole crew to hug when we did the countdown and then sang Auld Lang Syne (very poorly, I might add. Must have been the Zinfindel in the Coke bottle.)

    So HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY! And to you Bob. I hope you find your perfect, perfect, honest, trustworthy, loyal girl this year. Or at least this DECADE! LOL

    Luv,
    Kate
  • View author's info posted on Dec 30, 2005 22:40


    I agree with Sharp he sets himself up the man want attention, and you can tell,!!! so we give him what he wants what more can a man ask for.....So Bob welcome to the MM world your friend Unsnaggedeagle and if you don't like it don't post anything Happy New Years to all my MM friends...
  • View author's info posted on Dec 30, 2005 22:13


    sharp1 writes:
    Marinegirl...Bob has said he is nothing like his posts on MM and that he is just having fun here. Did you ever stop to think, so are we? Bob sets himself for a roast, and we love to roast him! I mean...do you see any of the other men setting themself as a target for us? lol


    It's true. We are taking great potshots at him, but it's 'cause he's just asking for it. Rotton, poop-disturber that he is! LOL
  • View author's info posted on Dec 29, 2005 12:00


    Bob what can I say, You have all these wonderful woman talking to you, be it good or bad they are, your one of the lucky guys, most men don't get this much attention like you have so quit your b--tching and suck it up be a man put one sock on at a time....
  • View author's info posted on Dec 29, 2005 01:00


    robtest write:
    With a box a sox and a fish named Gill,
    The odd little man went in search of a thrill.
    Of supermodels and hot bods, he found many,
    But alas, truelove, he couldn't find any...
    So for adventure, he headed to MillionaireMatch,
    To see if he could stir up a fresh new batch.

    Welcome to MM Bobsthename squirrel.
    I heard ya have really big nuts ;),
    And a tail that can reach round to your nose,
    thats long, fluffy, stuffy and such.

    but what kinda tricks can ya do?
    And how long have ya learned to stay?
    We really dont want our heart's broken again...
    but we are more than willin' ta play!!

    Bob's the name ,
    it is a wonder who really is he ?
    womanizer , millionaire ,
    or the complete jerk he can be.

    Few character traits he gives us ,
    but some are quite telling...
    such as "war stories", goofy sunglasses
    and the horrific spelling.

    His sexploits from his slanted perspective
    seem to be such a thrill.
    But I remember that his "quests" include
    the very old and the mentally ill...




    Bob boasts that he's "done it" with hundreds,
    A regular Sex-Machine Wiz,
    But I wonder who else wants to hook up,
    With that old, used "equipment" of his!
  • View author's info posted on Dec 28, 2005 19:36


    Girls and Guys, I just have to tell you someone came knocking on my door and they said that they we wanting socks for Bob and I could not believe my eyes, it kind of look like Bob but I said OK and so I gave a donations to the Bob foundation for Socks, God Bless that person to help this lost soul............lol Happy New Year to All the MM folks God love you all and Bob you will have a movie made from this I predict this coming year......
  • View author's info posted on Dec 28, 2005 10:19


    With a box a sox and a fish named Gill,
    The odd little man went in search of a thrill.
    Of supermodels and hot bods, he found many,
    But alas, truelove, he couldn't find any...
    So for adventure, he headed to MillionaireMatch,
    To see if he could stir up a fresh new batch.

    Welcome to MM Bobsthename squirrel.
    I heard ya have really big nuts ;),
    And a tail that can reach round to your nose,
    thats long, fluffy, stuffy and such.

    but what kinda tricks can ya do?
    And how long have ya learned to stay?
    We really dont want our heart's broken again...
    but we are more than willin' ta play!!

    Bob's the name ,
    it is a wonder who really is he ?
    womanizer , millionaire ,
    or the complete jerk he can be.

    Few character traits he gives us ,
    but some are quite telling...
    such as "war stories", goofy sunglasses
    and the horrific spelling.

    His sexploits from his slanted perspective
    seem to be such a thrill.
    But I remember that his "quests" include
    the very old and the mentally ill...

    (* I "edited" a bit, if you want it should changed it back to original *)
  • View author's info posted on Dec 28, 2005 09:52


    beautynbrains4u write:

    robtest write:

    GeminiDi write:
    bobsthename write:
    Gill and I thank you all for your wonderful love, mistruths and compliments during this joyeous season. As we enter 2006, we should all stop, think and admire me because like 2005, 2006 is my birthyear. And remember August is my birthmonth. We can start New Years Day off with a birthyear cake for me, every day of the year! And of course what better way to get a fresh start to a new year than by having sex. I received a brand new box of sox for Christmas having worn out this years box on door handles. Whatever hotel I find myself in, I will be prepared to make a claim on a room. Who will be the lucky lady this year?

    Come on Gill, it's boxing day (in Canada) and it's time to go do A HELL OF A LOT OF SHOPPING!!! SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!!!


    "Who will be the lucky lady this year?"

    "THE," as in one? Are you ok? Too much celebrating?

    "Box of Sox" should be the new Dr. Seuss book. Since he can't write it, I guess one of us will have to do it.

    LOL




    With a box a sox and a fish named Gill,
    The odd little man went in search of a thrill.
    Of supermodels and hot bods, he found many,
    But alas, truelove, he couldn't find any...
    So on a whim & a smile, he headed for MillionaireMatch,
    To see if he could stir up a fresh new batch.


    okay, someone take the second verse!

    changing him to a squirrel....

    Welcome to MM Bobsthename squirrel.
    I heard ya have really big nuts ;),
    And a tail that can reach round your nose,
    thats long, fluffy, stuffy and such.

    but what kinda tricks can ya do?
    And how long can ya stay?
    We dont really want our heart's broken...
    but we are more than willin' ta play!!

    Bob's the name , it is a wonder who really is he.?
    womanizer , millionaire , or complete jerk he can be.
    Few character traits he gives us , but some are quite telling.
    such as "war stories" , goofy sunglasses and horrific spelling.
    His sexploits from his slanted perspective seem to be such a thrill..
    But I remember his "quests" include the very old and the mentally ill.
  • View author's info posted on Dec 28, 2005 08:30


    GeminiDi write:
    bobsthename write:
    Gill and I thank you all for your wonderful love, mistruths and compliments during this joyeous season. As we enter 2006, we should all stop, think and admire me because like 2005, 2006 is my birthyear. And remember August is my birthmonth. We can start New Years Day off with a birthyear cake for me, every day of the year! And of course what better way to get a fresh start to a new year than by having sex. I received a brand new box of sox for Christmas having worn out this years box on door handles. Whatever hotel I find myself in, I will be prepared to make a claim on a room. Who will be the lucky lady this year?

    Come on Gill, it's boxing day (in Canada) and it's time to go do A HELL OF A LOT OF SHOPPING!!! SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY!!!


    "Who will be the lucky lady this year?"

    "THE," as in one? Are you ok? Too much celebrating?

    "Box of Sox" should be the new Dr. Seuss book. Since he can't write it, I guess one of us will have to do it.

    LOL



    With a box a sox and a fish named Gill,
    The odd little man went in search of a thrill.
    Of supermodels and hot bods, he found many,
    But alas, truelove, he couldn't find any...
    So on a whim & a smile, he headed for MillionaireMatch,
    To see if he could stir up a fresh new batch.


    okay, someone take the second verse!
  • View author's info posted on Dec 28, 2005 00:07


    Sorry for the poison joke, Bob ... but you're starting to get kinda irksome, and your latest "hag" reference is moving into Sweendog Troll territory.

    We aren't all "hags" (such a derrogatory slur) just because we aren't attracted to egotistical players. And if you're "just joking" in all your posts ... well, we aren't all laughing WITH you, babe ... and the "bitter, jaded Stud-meister" routine is getting a little tedious.

    Is there a REAL Bob? Could you introduce us to him again?
  • View author's info posted on Dec 28, 2005 00:01


    robtest write:

    sharp1 write:
    Whut'll it be?




    Careful Bob... You know how those women are with thier drinking games. They might try and slip you some GHB, rohypnol or ketamine...


    ..or strychnine....
  • View author's info posted on Dec 27, 2005 15:35


    sharp1 write:
    Whut'll it be?



    Careful Bob... You know how those women are with thier drinking games. They might try and slip you some GHB, rohypnol or ketamine...
  • View author's info posted on Dec 27, 2005 12:06


    Bobby don't walk away mad just walk away....
  • View author's info posted on Dec 26, 2005 16:22


    oh the age thing thought you said 96 or was it 69????????????????????
  • View author's info posted on Dec 26, 2005 16:20


    Gill, Bob what the heck is going on here??? Bobby, Bobby how are the socks????
  • View author's info posted on Dec 26, 2005 14:49


    GeminiDi write:
    Gill is your dog?

    LOL
    Or maybe Gill is his alter ego ... if he plans to continue his "cruise shark" agenda!
  • View author's info posted on Dec 26, 2005 01:55


    I like how Bob is so honest and honerable, not bitter and jaded by the negative experiences with women in his life. He's so upbeat and perky! pERKY bOB!
  • View author's info posted on Dec 25, 2005 20:49


    Ahhh this one is for you Bobbi

    From one Scot to another...lol...Merry Christmas

    A Scottish Jew

    A Scottish Jew who had worked hard all his life in Scotland decided that he would like to enjoy life a little, so he went to the exclusive St. Andrews Club.
    He was told on applying that his application would have to be approved by the Membership Board and that he would have their decision in a couple of days.

    Two days later he was told that his application was refused. He went there to find out why.

    He was asked, "You're Jewish, aren't you?"

    "Aye" he answered, "but I'm as Scottish as you are Jock."

    "Well, you understand that we wear nothing under our kilts."

    "Aye, I know that."

    "And being Jewish, you must be circumcised."

    "Aye I am that"

    "Well, the board decided that they could not stand a circumcised man parading around with us."

    "Och, away with ye man," he cried. "I know I must be a Protestant to march in the Orangeman's parade and a Catholic to belong to the Knights of Columbus, but this is the first time I've heard that a man had to be a complete prick to be a Scotsman!"
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