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13 Reasons Why it is so cool to be a man
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Posted on Sat, Nov 12, 2005 20:25

1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

5)Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

7)Same work, more pay.

8)Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

9)Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.

10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.



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Posted on Mon, Jan 18, 2010 07:57

I only have three pairs of shoes -_-' Not even one per season. Sheesh. Oh, and women can get underwear 3/$10 - just go to walmart. Come now, don't look at me that way! If you're single, why worry? It's not like people do an underwear check or anything upon meeting you. Because that would be a wee bit disturbing.



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Posted on Sat, Jan 09, 2010 21:06

I think all these "advantages" of men doesn't mean life's easier on them than on girls.
Besides, weren't men and women supposed o be totally different?



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Posted on Mon, Jan 02, 2006 13:06

God, I guess we do have lower standards for the male species. lol...(:-]

If only they weren't so ADORABLE!

  


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Posted on Fri, Dec 30, 2005 08:28

Re: #9 ... But you get to keep it! Then your 5 yr old daughter gets to use it to play dress up, and you get to take all kinds of beautiful pictures with her wearing it! I mean it comes in so handy later! lol



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Posted on Thu, Dec 29, 2005 14:20

blondeindian write:
they have a wennie,lol

Dont tell me you'd rather have one,wink.



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Posted on Wed, Dec 21, 2005 13:40

GrapesOfGoodHope write:
slowmotion2000 write:
i have five pair myself,shoes that is.lol


What else, if not shoes? Sorry, but in this way I am a "typical woman". When shoes are mentioned, my brains run on one track only!

Can't live with 5 pairs either, must be double figures for each season!

i'm not sure what else.just trying a little damage control.lol you girls are quick.lol



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Posted on Wed, Dec 14, 2005 20:59

hum amazing the things I learn on here.



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Posted on Wed, Dec 14, 2005 01:09

i have five pair myself,shoes that is.lol



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Posted on Tue, Nov 29, 2005 09:27

they have a wennie,lol



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