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Posted on Wed, Nov 09, 2005 17:06

Things You'll Never Hear In A Western Movie ....

"Guns? We don't need no stinking guns!"

"Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my butt look big?"

"Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"

"Let's see ... hardtack and pemmican ... that's three grams of
fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."

"Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction, let's
draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."

"Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little boys' room."

"It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women is from Dodge."

"HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!! ...Okay, now a little to the left...Oooh! Stop right there. Perfect!"

"That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my therapist!"

"Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice prairie breeze, just you 'n' me ... what say we put on the rhinestone gowns and dance a jig or two?"

"I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN A DIRTY MUG!"

You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get started on the gazpacho and the fondue."

"He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen eye for interior decoration."

  


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"Ride'm fish girl!

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