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  • View author's info Author posted on Oct 06, 2005 05:03


    Just some funnies...

    WOMEN'S DICTIONARY:

    40-ish......................49
    Adventurous.......Slept with everyone
    Athletic..................No Breats
    Average looking............Ugly
    Beautiful.........Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile..Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally Secure......On medication
    Feminist.....................Fat
    Free spirit.................Junkie
    Friendship first.........Former sl*ut
    Fun.......................Annoying
    New-Age..Body hair in the wrong places
    Old-fashioned...............No B*Js
    Open-minded.................Desperate
    Outgoing........Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate............Sloppy drunk
    Professional.................Biatch
    Voluptuous................Very Fat
    Large frame..............Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate.............Stalker

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want..
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH:
    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3.. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let's have sex,...now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
  • 2Comments

  • View author's info posted on Oct 06, 2005 14:10


    Ewwwww....some of those are way toooo close to the truth to be funny.....
  • View author's info posted on Oct 06, 2005 14:06


    good one !!
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