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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 05:03

Just some funnies...

WOMEN'S DICTIONARY:

40-ish......................49
Adventurous.......Slept with everyone
Athletic..................No Breats
Average looking............Ugly
Beautiful.........Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......On medication
Feminist.....................Fat
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Former sl*ut
Fun.......................Annoying
New-Age..Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned...............No B*Js
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing........Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............Sloppy drunk
Professional.................Biatch
Voluptuous................Very Fat
Large frame..............Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate.............Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3.. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex,...now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay



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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 14:10

Ewwwww....some of those are way toooo close to the truth to be funny.....

  


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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 14:06

good one !!



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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 12:10


yeehaw9 write:
Just some funnies...

WOMEN'S DICTIONARY:

40-ish......................49
Adventurous.......Slept with everyone
Athletic..................No Breats
Average looking............Ugly
Beautiful.........Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......On medication
Feminist.....................Fat
Free spirit.................Junkie
Friendship first.........Former sl*ut
Fun.......................Annoying
New-Age..Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned...............No B*Js
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing........Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............Sloppy drunk
Professional.................Biatch
Voluptuous................Very Fat
Large frame..............Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate.............Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3.. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex,...now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

  


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