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Posted on Mon, Oct 03, 2005 20:48

yes i am just curious but what kind of tolite paper you use to whipe your self with after you take a dump i like charmin soft some times, or what is on sale at the wall mart.



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Posted on Fri, Oct 14, 2005 06:57


luckysolucky write:
lol...Bobby,

Only you can make my dreams come true...

They asked me how I knew.....my true love was true....

because he posts on toilet paper....tush-- tests on the internet....

I do love you Bobby B. only you....

lol.... Lucky so Lucky to have really good toilet paper.....

(Bobbie...can you spare a square?)



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Posted on Thu, Oct 13, 2005 22:09

Yes....I stopped in for a laugh....I needed one that night. I will join you in that other 'place'. :-) As you know this place....well, let's just say I got tired of it.

They let the same psychos post over and over.



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Posted on Thu, Oct 13, 2005 01:57


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1HotMama write:
Same old, Same old on the old message forums I see!!

Hello to old friends.....still ignoring old mor*ons! :-)



My~oh~my ...

Look who's been visiting ... *wink*

1HotBabe!! We should rise again, to take over the forums, and make them fun! Nah, nevermind ~ too busy here ... you?

Great to see you! See you on the other playground? Ed is there too ... we'll play later!

~ Smiles

yes, voice of reason 2005 you have a point there i don't like this hot mama chick either, you think she is a spy? people talk about her and ed are spying on us.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 11, 2005 02:46

Same old, Same old on the old message forums I see!!

Hello to old friends.....still ignoring old mor*ons! :-)



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Posted on Mon, Oct 10, 2005 09:21


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Bobby,

Can you please explain to the vast viewing audience WHY you are curious as to what type of TP they use?

Honestly, I never really thought about TP and what kind of a deal breaker it could be until you mentioned your question. I mean really I could imagine the following scenario......

You bring home a wonderful pig, I mean gal. She asks you where your outhouse, I mean bathroom is. You tell her it's the third door, down hall on her right. She follows your directions, steps outside, I mean into the bathroom, sits down and you hear the most godforsaken death scream! She yells "Single Ply! Single Ply!" She rushes back into the house, I mean, out of the bathroom and into the family room and she's pointing her finger at you and yelling, "How dare you use single ply! It's over!!" She puts on her (fur) coat, opens and shuts the front door and hops on her moped to head home. Now, poor you, not knowing that TP was a major issue in a relationship, fall to your knees, whimpering like poor puppy...you're in agony, your heart feels like it's skipping a beat...you just lost the one true love you imagined would come into your life and make you the happiest man alive. But then! You hear the doorbell...you rush to the door thinking, "She's back!!" You open the door and a man is standing there with the pizza you ordered. You decide that you forget her and enjoy the pizza cause pizza is a slice of life! There is never bad pizza. Pizza loves you no matter what kind of TP you use. All is well again in Houma!

Thank you for bringing this subject to our attention.

well mr mandalay it is the same as the other dumb topics they have.




HAHAHAHA Bobby you have a point there!!!
OUTHOUSEUSA



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Posted on Mon, Oct 10, 2005 08:18



well mr mandalay it is the same as the other dumb topics they have.



Hahaha, very clever. That's one way of looking at it Cajun.

In my opinion, improvisation come to my mind when a topic or subject is introduced.

The discussion can be as trivial and mundane as toilet paper or as substantive as debating the issues and effectiveness of the death penalty.

I would like to think a forum or any mode of communication for that matter is only as interesting as it's participates make it.

Fortunately this site possess several talented, intelligent and resourceful contributors.



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Posted on Sun, Oct 09, 2005 17:20


Mandalay207 write:
Bobby,

Can you please explain to the vast viewing audience WHY you are curious as to what type of TP they use?

Honestly, I never really thought about TP and what kind of a deal breaker it could be until you mentioned your question. I mean really I could imagine the following scenario......

You bring home a wonderful pig, I mean gal. She asks you where your outhouse, I mean bathroom is. You tell her it's the third door, down hall on her right. She follows your directions, steps outside, I mean into the bathroom, sits down and you hear the most godforsaken death scream! She yells "Single Ply! Single Ply!" She rushes back into the house, I mean, out of the bathroom and into the family room and she's pointing her finger at you and yelling, "How dare you use single ply! It's over!!" She puts on her (fur) coat, opens and shuts the front door and hops on her moped to head home. Now, poor you, not knowing that TP was a major issue in a relationship, fall to your knees, whimpering like poor puppy...you're in agony, your heart feels like it's skipping a beat...you just lost the one true love you imagined would come into your life and make you the happiest man alive. But then! You hear the doorbell...you rush to the door thinking, "She's back!!" You open the door and a man is standing there with the pizza you ordered. You decide that you forget her and enjoy the pizza cause pizza is a slice of life! There is never bad pizza. Pizza loves you no matter what kind of TP you use. All is well again in Houma!

Thank you for bringing this subject to our attention.

well mr mandalay it is the same as the other dumb topics they have.



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Posted on Fri, Oct 07, 2005 10:15

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i AM SO LMAo HERE.

This is such a funnny thread thank you all for the laugh before work....

Bobby if you put a bucket by the outhouse you can get a good wash off but then you must air dry and hope some poor Bull doesn't sneak up on you in the mean time.

Fig leaves work well. They have an odor that will nullify any other.

  


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Posted on Thu, Oct 06, 2005 06:26


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I use John Wayne toilet paper....it's rough and tough and it doesn't take sh*t off anyone.



LMAO

  


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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 20:58

I use John Wayne toilet paper....it's rough and tough and it doesn't take sh*t off anyone.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 15:10

Bobby,

Can you please explain to the vast viewing audience WHY you are curious as to what type of TP they use?

Honestly, I never really thought about TP and what kind of a deal breaker it could be until you mentioned your question. I mean really I could imagine the following scenario......

You bring home a wonderful pig, I mean gal. She asks you where your outhouse, I mean bathroom is. You tell her it's the third door, down hall on her right. She follows your directions, steps outside, I mean into the bathroom, sits down and you hear the most godforsaken death scream! She yells "Single Ply! Single Ply!" She rushes back into the house, I mean, out of the bathroom and into the family room and she's pointing her finger at you and yelling, "How dare you use single ply! It's over!!" She puts on her (fur) coat, opens and shuts the front door and hops on her moped to head home. Now, poor you, not knowing that TP was a major issue in a relationship, fall to your knees, whimpering like poor puppy...you're in agony, your heart feels like it's skipping a beat...you just lost the one true love you imagined would come into your life and make you the happiest man alive. But then! You hear the doorbell...you rush to the door thinking, "She's back!!" You open the door and a man is standing there with the pizza you ordered. You decide that you forget her and enjoy the pizza cause pizza is a slice of life! There is never bad pizza. Pizza loves you no matter what kind of TP you use. All is well again in Houma!

Thank you for bringing this subject to our attention.

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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 14:52

K3T....hahahaha...I like that ...i also have a preference for a special paper against my bootey...its called tickel me soft.....lmao...
Well everytime you used it ...well,,,err...you know...it tickles
y a Bootey..

Maybe thats why I always have to run to the restroom for time outs...for a little tickle lol...keeps me in a really great mood..

in fact ..come ta think of it..maybe thats why my friends always like to use my restroom to...heehee..they seem to spend a lot of time in there..and they are always smiling when they come out..

Wow...now I know, maybe I should bring some to work too..lol

  


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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 14:40

I highly recommend S*hitBegone 100% recycled paper 2-ply.

Little known fact(s) about tp:

If you want to really feel how soft a toilet paper is going to feel against your skin, then instead of squeezing the roll you should do this. Unroll a couple sheets of each one and put them down flat on a hard surface. Now stroke them lightly with the tips of your fingertips. Compare the texture while -- cough cough -- "stroking" each brand at the same time. If you do this for your friends, you will look really professional and like a true toilet paper connoisseur.

S*hitBegone toilet paper is unembossed? meaning you get more strength, more sheets, and the true softness you need without the "hot air" of other brands. Unembossed paper is cheaper, easier, and more efficient to make and just as good to use as even the most expensive, heavily marketed, 100% virgin fiber paper. Here's the key: instead of blowing hot air up consumer azz and in the air, S*hitBegone is content to be soft where it counts against your booty.

S*hitBeGone manufacturers sell unembossed paper because it's a better value, who but a true a*sshole, would sell something that was made of 100% fresh ground up forests more expensive than necessary and engineered to encourage overuse? That's corporate America for you...)

S*hitBeGone, good for the environment, your wallet, your azz.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 01:12


luckysolucky write:
lol...Bobby,

Only you can make my dreams come true...

They asked me how I knew.....my true love was true....

because he posts on toilet paper....tush-- tests on the internet....

I do love you Bobby B. only you....

lol.... Lucky so Lucky to have really good toilet paper.....

(Bobbie...can you spare a square?)

oh lucky i am sorry i ment toilet paper what you use to wipe your self with after you dump a load.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 04, 2005 21:48

By the way, those corncobs must be sun dried and gently rolled in sand. Cleans better if we have course quartz sand of course.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 04, 2005 21:46

actually, I use whatever is the last one in stock



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Posted on Tue, Oct 04, 2005 21:45

Just kidding



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Posted on Tue, Oct 04, 2005 21:44


luckysolucky write:
lol...Bobby,

Only you can make my dreams come true...

They asked me how I knew.....my true love was true....

because he posts on toilet paper....tush-- tests on the internet....

I do love you Bobby B. only you....

lol.... Lucky so Lucky to have really good toilet paper.....

(Bobbie...can you spare a square?)

I don't use any.



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Posted on Tue, Oct 04, 2005 18:55

lol...Bobby,

Only you can make my dreams come true...

They asked me how I knew.....my true love was true....

because he posts on toilet paper....tush-- tests on the internet....

I do love you Bobby B. only you....

lol.... Lucky so Lucky to have really good toilet paper.....

(Bobbie...can you spare a square?)

  


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