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I'm so Outta here...My Ship came in!
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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 09:26

I don't wanna sound like a big shot or anything...but I've been cultivating some power deals overseas and it appears that one of these has reached fruitation. It's time to cash out and begin traveling with my lovely new partner in life....(I know this will shock some of you)...Yes..LoveandWar.

Ready2bewithU is going along as my personal attache and coffee boy.
I bid all of you fond adieu

Below is a copy of the correspondence:

ATTN SIR/ MADAM,

MY NAME IS MR. JOHN MARK . I WORK WITH THE BANKERS BANK PLC AS A GROUP HEAD TREASURY DEPARTMENT.
IN THE DISCHARGE OF MY DUTY, I STUMBLED ON THIS DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT THAT HAS REMAINED DORMANT WITH TWENTY SIX MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($26.5M) IN IT. ON PERSONAL INVESTIGATION, I DISCOVERED THAT THE ACCOUNT HOLDER DIED IN THE BOMB BLAST IN IKEJA CANTONMENT ON,27 ST
OF JAN 2002 WITH THE MEMBERS OF HER FAMILY WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXTOF KIN TO THE AMOUNT.

I AM WRITING YOU SO THAT WE CAN WORK TOGETHER TO REMIT THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BY PRESENTING YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN HENCE THE DEPOSITOR HAPPENED TO BE A FOREIGNER.

IT IS A SIMPLE PROCESS WHICH WILL TAKE A SHORT WHILE TO PROCESS. OUTSIDE THIS,THE BANK MANAGEMENT WILL CONFISCATE THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY AS UNCLEARED
EFFECTS AND SEND IT BACK TO THE NIGERIAN DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION ACCOUNT.

NOTE HERE THAT I WILL BE DUE TO LEAVE THE BANK IN LESS THAN FIVE MONTHS FROM NOW AS BANKERS BANK PLC HAVE RECENTLY BEEN AQUIRED BY GOLF BANK PLC.

IF I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MONEY AND THE OPERATIONAL METHOD WE CAN USE TO EFFECT THE REMITANCE INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR OUR
MUTUAL BENEFIT.YOU ALSO CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:
johnmark100 at myway com

BEST REGARDS,
JOHN MARK

GET BACK TO ME"

I ask you please to keep the jealousy and second guessing down and to just make this farewell pleasant for me...Because quite frankly I'll never see all you poor people again.



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Posted on Mon, Dec 19, 2005 16:44

Ships come and ships go...Who knows when the next one will arrive...Merry Christmas



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Posted on Mon, Dec 19, 2005 06:28

GeminiDi write:
WWPT's ship came in and left again. Now Dorma's ship came in.

Just my luck to miss the ship!

don't feel bad gem, i miss the boat all the time,lol,wink,kiss...truce...merry x-mas...



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Posted on Sun, Dec 18, 2005 16:08

GeminiDi write:

LASTONENSTOCK write:

bobsthename write:
I thought I was all the sensible articulate people you needed here???



Gem likes guys WITHOUT socks....



LMAO, Lorrie! Remember "Miami Vice?" They thought they were SOOOOOOOO cool!

Bill, honey, I'm too "mature" for you.

Good one!



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Posted on Sun, Dec 18, 2005 14:46

bobsthename write:
I thought I was all the sensible articulate people you needed here???


Gem likes guys WITHOUT socks....



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Posted on Sun, Dec 18, 2005 10:58

I thought I was all the sensible articulate people you needed here???



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Posted on Sat, Dec 17, 2005 23:07

Katie it is soooo good to see you back to form. That was a hoot of a story. I LMAo...How have you been doing?..Let me tell you my cyber friend you have been missed very much. Stories such as this one is what keeps us in stitches and makes some of this garbage worth reading... Definitely not like it use to be.........Great to see you again Katie..S4U



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Posted on Fri, Dec 16, 2005 23:16

Have any of you ever responded to one of these spam scams?

I have a few times, telling them that their story is too lame for a North American audience and they should tone down the theatrics and use their Spellcheck more, but ... better still ... get a REAL job!

They have actually emailed back! They usually say, "No! It's not a scam! I really mean it! Please write back to me and let me explain!"

I don't know why they don't steal some text from a "How To Win At Poker" site, and sell the information on E-Bay for $5 and just email the plagerized info. iThey wouldn't send it until the money order arrives and it wouldn't cost them a penny. It would take longer, but they'd get more hits.

Hmpf! Cyber-grifters. What can you do?

Gem, you look like Kate Hudson's sister in that pic!



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Posted on Fri, Dec 16, 2005 20:23

I think maybe it's time to make the big move.....

Half of a Zillion is a quadrillion.

Right? Thats enough to go on a spree with, I think.



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Posted on Fri, Dec 16, 2005 12:16

robtest write:
I had an email from a girl who is trapped in a hotel in Nigeria. She needs $500 paypal'd to her so she can come home for Christmas... Think we can arrange a tranfer from one to the other??? LOL


It was funny chatting with her on IM ... Started out as a swf in nashville that "went to nigeria to meet an internet date"... yeah, right...


I talked to that same girl Rob. She has a profile on the yellow smiley place with a models picture on it and was trying to get me to send her money so she could cash a money order. Made no sense at all to me. I told her to send me the check and I would cash it and send it back to her. She disappeared after I said that.



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Posted on Fri, Dec 16, 2005 10:01

robtest write:
I had an email from a girl who is trapped in a hotel in Nigeria. She needs $500 paypal'd to her so she can come home for Christmas... Think we can arrange a tranfer from one to the other??? LOL


It was funny chatting with her on IM ... Started out as a swf in nashville that "went to nigeria to meet an internet date"... yeah, right...

That is too funny...lol

What is even funnier is Staci request on the health/infertilty forum

Quote ? was talked into a tubal ligation by my ex husband and now I want to have it reversed. It's going to cost 6,000 if anyone wants to help, contact me you can send donations straight to my doctors office. Please help if you can.

LMAO....when will people learn to save their pennies or get a job

  


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Posted on Thu, Dec 15, 2005 22:14

I had an email from a girl who is trapped in a hotel in Nigeria. She needs $500 paypal'd to her so she can come home for Christmas... Think we can arrange a tranfer from one to the other??? LOL


It was funny chatting with her on IM ... Started out as a swf in nashville that "went to nigeria to meet an internet date"... yeah, right...



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Posted on Thu, Dec 15, 2005 18:14

WrightWoodPT write:
Spankings seem to have the opposite effect on me as I grow Older ;o/

Spankings?...lol



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Posted on Thu, Dec 15, 2005 10:58

Dear Mr. Pete....
Please help me. I am the widow of the King of Zambeezwax. Up until last afternoon, we had 1 1/2 children, a Pekinese and a marsupial I believe is an undiscovered species of mammal.
The half child was killed during the assasination yesterday of my husband, King Mumbuto Mumbuto Mumbuto by the nefarious warlord Asswrap who is trying to seize power in my country in a military coupe. (We don't have tanks in our country) If he succeeds, I and my remaining whole child will be apprehended and executed, which would be an awful shame as we have already paid the prince's tuition for four years at Oxford and I personally have invested a small fortune in shoes ... some I haven't even worn yet.
General Asswrap is still celebrating the assassination with his troops and is unaware I have my late husband's bank accounts hidden in my silk underwear drawer in the Queen's apartments of the palace and I need your help to transfer the sum of 15 zillion dollars out of the country before the General's hangover wears off and he comes after us.

Please help me by forwarding me your complete banking information immediately so that I can transfer the zillion dollars to you forthwith. I would be glad to split the fortune with you 50/50 in consideration of your kind assistance.

And, of course you can trust me. I'm the Queen!



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Posted on Thu, Dec 15, 2005 09:48

Spankings seem to have the opposite effect on me as I grow Older ;o/



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Posted on Thu, Sep 29, 2005 00:20

Pete, good job at the party, what a blast, let me know when the Vegas trip is a go so I can schedule the time, if u can I have a gig on sat that would be a good one for you.



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Posted on Tue, Sep 27, 2005 08:10


WrightWoodPT write:
I'm sorry Minnie..Please let me come home. I swear I won't do it again.

One minute I was picking out Yachts with Models...Next minute I'm in the Weeds by the side of the road holding my Bum.



a good spanking is in order!!

  


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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 11:42

I'm sorry Minnie..Please let me come home. I swear I won't do it again.

One minute I was picking out Yachts with Models...Next minute I'm in the Weeds by the side of the road holding my Bum.



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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 09:15


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Now she's posted a thread saying she's engaged to someone else! I don't know if I can take all this at once..

Next thing I'm gonna hear is Ready isn't real either..

Can I please come home...whimper..whimper.



Chin up old chap... stiff upper lip and all that. There'll be another deal of the century scam along before you know it. As for the fake lady... there'll be plenty more of them to play with too.

Optimistic Mick



Does that apply to the fake men too? There will be plenty more of them to play with? Ugh! I have to say...they take all the fun out of things...and chase good people, particularly articulately intelligent & worthy males from these forums. We're luck WWPT sticks around to add some fun to these threads!
Cheers to y*a WWPT!
No worries, Minnie...their will be more good wine...not all gone down the Rhine! lol



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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 09:05

One day MY ship will come in but with my luck I'll be at the airport.

Wow - WWPT!! Who would've known?! Sniff, sniff.... that you'd be so quick to dump poor little Minnie..... boo h*oo h*oo.... that wine on the Rhine.... down the drain forever.....

  


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