I'm so Outta here...My Ship came in! Message Board

  • View author's info Author posted on Sep 22, 2005 09:26


    I don't wanna sound like a big shot or anything...but I've been cultivating some power deals overseas and it appears that one of these has reached fruitation. It's time to cash out and begin traveling with my lovely new partner in life....(I know this will shock some of you)...Yes..LoveandWar.

    Ready2bewithU is going along as my personal attache and coffee boy.
    I bid all of you fond adieu

    Below is a copy of the correspondence:

    ATTN SIR/ MADAM,

    MY NAME IS MR. JOHN MARK . I WORK WITH THE BANKERS BANK PLC AS A GROUP HEAD TREASURY DEPARTMENT.
    IN THE DISCHARGE OF MY DUTY, I STUMBLED ON THIS DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT THAT HAS REMAINED DORMANT WITH TWENTY SIX MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($26.5M) IN IT. ON PERSONAL INVESTIGATION, I DISCOVERED THAT THE ACCOUNT HOLDER DIED IN THE BOMB BLAST IN IKEJA CANTONMENT ON,27 ST
    OF JAN 2002 WITH THE MEMBERS OF HER FAMILY WHO SHOULD BE THE NEXTOF KIN TO THE AMOUNT.

    I AM WRITING YOU SO THAT WE CAN WORK TOGETHER TO REMIT THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BY PRESENTING YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN HENCE THE DEPOSITOR HAPPENED TO BE A FOREIGNER.

    IT IS A SIMPLE PROCESS WHICH WILL TAKE A SHORT WHILE TO PROCESS. OUTSIDE THIS,THE BANK MANAGEMENT WILL CONFISCATE THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY AS UNCLEARED
    EFFECTS AND SEND IT BACK TO THE NIGERIAN DEPOSIT INSURANCE CORPORATION ACCOUNT.

    NOTE HERE THAT I WILL BE DUE TO LEAVE THE BANK IN LESS THAN FIVE MONTHS FROM NOW AS BANKERS BANK PLC HAVE RECENTLY BEEN AQUIRED BY GOLF BANK PLC.

    IF I HEAR FROM YOU, I WILL TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MONEY AND THE OPERATIONAL METHOD WE CAN USE TO EFFECT THE REMITANCE INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR OUR
    MUTUAL BENEFIT.YOU ALSO CONTACT ME THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:
    johnmark100 at myway com

    BEST REGARDS,
    JOHN MARK

    GET BACK TO ME"

    I ask you please to keep the jealousy and second guessing down and to just make this farewell pleasant for me...Because quite frankly I'll never see all you poor people again.
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  • View author's info posted on Dec 19, 2005 16:44


    Ships come and ships go...Who knows when the next one will arrive...Merry Christmas
  • View author's info posted on Dec 19, 2005 06:28


    GeminiDi write:
    WWPT's ship came in and left again. Now Dorma's ship came in.

    Just my luck to miss the ship!

    don't feel bad gem, i miss the boat all the time,lol,wink,kiss...truce...merry x-mas...
  • View author's info posted on Dec 16, 2005 23:16


    Have any of you ever responded to one of these spam scams?

    I have a few times, telling them that their story is too lame for a North American audience and they should tone down the theatrics and use their Spellcheck more, but ... better still ... get a REAL job!

    They have actually emailed back! They usually say, "No! It's not a scam! I really mean it! Please write back to me and let me explain!"

    I don't know why they don't steal some text from a "How To Win At Poker" site, and sell the information on E-Bay for $5 and just email the plagerized info. iThey wouldn't send it until the money order arrives and it wouldn't cost them a penny. It would take longer, but they'd get more hits.

    Hmpf! Cyber-grifters. What can you do?

    Gem, you look like Kate Hudson's sister in that pic!
  • View author's info posted on Dec 16, 2005 20:23


    I think maybe it's time to make the big move.....

    Half of a Zillion is a quadrillion.

    Right? Thats enough to go on a spree with, I think.
  • View author's info posted on Dec 16, 2005 12:16


    robtest write:
    I had an email from a girl who is trapped in a hotel in Nigeria. She needs $500 paypal'd to her so she can come home for Christmas... Think we can arrange a tranfer from one to the other??? LOL


    It was funny chatting with her on IM ... Started out as a swf in nashville that "went to nigeria to meet an internet date"... yeah, right...


    I talked to that same girl Rob. She has a profile on the yellow smiley place with a models picture on it and was trying to get me to send her money so she could cash a money order. Made no sense at all to me. I told her to send me the check and I would cash it and send it back to her. She disappeared after I said that.
  • View author's info posted on Dec 16, 2005 10:01


    robtest write:
    I had an email from a girl who is trapped in a hotel in Nigeria. She needs $500 paypal'd to her so she can come home for Christmas... Think we can arrange a tranfer from one to the other??? LOL


    It was funny chatting with her on IM ... Started out as a swf in nashville that "went to nigeria to meet an internet date"... yeah, right...

    That is too funny...lol

    What is even funnier is Staci request on the health/infertilty forum

    Quote ? was talked into a tubal ligation by my ex husband and now I want to have it reversed. It's going to cost 6,000 if anyone wants to help, contact me you can send donations straight to my doctors office. Please help if you can.

    LMAO....when will people learn to save their pennies or get a job
  • View author's info posted on Dec 15, 2005 22:14


    I had an email from a girl who is trapped in a hotel in Nigeria. She needs $500 paypal'd to her so she can come home for Christmas... Think we can arrange a tranfer from one to the other??? LOL


    It was funny chatting with her on IM ... Started out as a swf in nashville that "went to nigeria to meet an internet date"... yeah, right...
  • View author's info posted on Dec 15, 2005 10:58


    Dear Mr. Pete....
    Please help me. I am the widow of the King of Zambeezwax. Up until last afternoon, we had 1 1/2 children, a Pekinese and a marsupial I believe is an undiscovered species of mammal.
    The half child was killed during the assasination yesterday of my husband, King Mumbuto Mumbuto Mumbuto by the nefarious warlord Asswrap who is trying to seize power in my country in a military coupe. (We don't have tanks in our country) If he succeeds, I and my remaining whole child will be apprehended and executed, which would be an awful shame as we have already paid the prince's tuition for four years at Oxford and I personally have invested a small fortune in shoes ... some I haven't even worn yet.
    General Asswrap is still celebrating the assassination with his troops and is unaware I have my late husband's bank accounts hidden in my silk underwear drawer in the Queen's apartments of the palace and I need your help to transfer the sum of 15 zillion dollars out of the country before the General's hangover wears off and he comes after us.

    Please help me by forwarding me your complete banking information immediately so that I can transfer the zillion dollars to you forthwith. I would be glad to split the fortune with you 50/50 in consideration of your kind assistance.

    And, of course you can trust me. I'm the Queen!
  • View author's info posted on Dec 15, 2005 09:48


    Spankings seem to have the opposite effect on me as I grow Older ;o/
  • View author's info posted on Sep 29, 2005 00:20


    Pete, good job at the party, what a blast, let me know when the Vegas trip is a go so I can schedule the time, if u can I have a gig on sat that would be a good one for you.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 25, 2005 11:42


    I'm sorry Minnie..Please let me come home. I swear I won't do it again.

    One minute I was picking out Yachts with Models...Next minute I'm in the Weeds by the side of the road holding my Bum.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 24, 2005 10:29



    bedford40 write:

    WrightWoodPT write:
    Now she's posted a thread saying she's engaged to someone else! I don't know if I can take all this at once..

    Next thing I'm gonna hear is Ready isn't real either..

    Can I please come home...whimper..whimper.



    Chin up old chap... stiff upper lip and all that. There'll be another deal of the century scam along before you know it. As for the fake lady... there'll be plenty more of them to play with too.

    Optimistic Mick



    hahaha VERY well said Mick...

    PS: Thrown many women in the pool yet?
  • View author's info posted on Sep 24, 2005 09:17


    But Bedford...There was something about LoveN War that made me cringe with anticipation.."The Dark side awaits you" sorta thing.

    I think I'll just go to the Hardware store and spend $6 dollars for a Hammer and hit my finger instead.

    It would be alot cheaper in the long run.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 23, 2005 10:20


    I now have been kicked to the curb for some Fortune 500 Gold Bricker...

    And Mr. Marks lied to me about the 26.5 Mill...

    I better stick to the real people.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 23, 2005 09:58


    Now she's posted a thread saying she's engaged to someone else! I don't know if I can take all this at once..

    Next thing I'm gonna hear is Ready isn't real either..

    Can I please come home...whimper..whimper.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 22, 2005 20:15


    Ummm..My New Best Friend L & W doesn't seem to be returning my calls...
    And I'm having trouble reaching Mr. Marks in Nigeria..

    Uhh..is it OK if I come back here with you guys? I'm sorry

    I read it on the internet, It must of been True.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 22, 2005 15:08



    Cub39 write:
    Good luck and congratulations Pete. We should all be so lucky. Send me a pic from your new yacht...or sail it here and pick me up.



    After you pick up Cubbie can I tag along too? Please! Please!
  • View author's info posted on Sep 22, 2005 12:02


    I have been assured by Mr. Marks the money will be deposited shortly and I will be off on my travels with my new friend. Thank you guys.
  • View author's info posted on Sep 22, 2005 11:35


    Awwww I NEVER get opportunities like you and NYC received!! : (

    So THATS how millionaires are made!! One day...I KNOW it will happen to me too!
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