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Posted on Wed, Sep 21, 2005 11:59

Okay, I can't think of anything to post at the moment, so someone else this of a positive, humourous topic! Maybe "Why DID the Titanic Sink?" Will our Princess Cruiseship sink? lol

Anyways, Lucky is sweetly on my case to start this thread...and I buried the other yesterday!

So consider it done!

Have a great day, y'all! :-))



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 19:45

lucky...You're a tease! You drop that and don't tell me what thread! Do you know how long it takes me to peruse through just a few of the threads? lol It's interesting, and it concerns me....hmmmm....where is it? lol All good I hope? :-)



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 18:12

lol...it is a great post Sharp...someone else posted something really interesting...Methinks it concerns you....te heheh....
I am procrastinating..trying to get psyched up to write tonight....
I have to get in a groove...
Love Julia...



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 11:55

Oh Sharp,

I can't go on the Cruise now. You just jinksed it by saying it could sink, lol. It could end up now as the titanic did or the posieden adventure with shelly winters did. And if we get anywhere near or in the Bermuda Triangle, I know that is one place I don't want to be in, still lol.

Of course I will be there, I will just remember to pack my life perserver, compass, and inflatable life raft in my extra suitcase with my MRE rations. I just have to remember to keep that suitcase by my side everywhere I go while on the cruise ship, lol.



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 10:06

lucky it was a male acquaintance that sent me that!
You asked me to post here, and I didn't know to post, so thought this was as good as anything!



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Posted on Wed, Oct 05, 2005 01:01

Sharp...
I promise that if I get a real good one I won't let him die first....
OMG that is a sad post...so sad because of the ironic truth...
I always wondered why he died first....

kinda un-lucky

  


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Posted on Mon, Oct 03, 2005 22:49

Why do men Die First?????



Damned when y_a do, damned if y_a don't




Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know:


If you put a woman on a pedestal and
try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist;




if you stay home and
do the housework, you're a pansy.




If you work too hard, there's never any
time for her; if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.




If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation;




if you have a
boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy
behind and find something better.




If you get a promotion ahead of her, that
is favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.




If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; if you keep
quiet it's male indifference.




If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're
an insensitive bastard.




If you make a decision without consulting
her, you're a chauvinist; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.




If you ask her to do something she doesn't
enjoy, that's domination; if she asks you, it's a favor.




If you appreciate the female
form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; if you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist;
if you don't, you're unromantic.




If you try to keep yourself in shape,
you're vain; if you don't, you're a slob.




If you buy her flowers,
you're after something; if you don't, you're not thoughtful.




If you're proud of your
achievements, you're full of yourself; if you aren't you're not ambitious.




If she has a headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

Men die first because they want to.



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Posted on Mon, Oct 03, 2005 21:05

Sharp, Welassy....
guess what peeked at me today...

"mailorderman" lol....very cute, great profile.....

I emailed him back....that I was a bargan at twice the price!

Lucky!

  


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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 19:53

lol...yeah..to be sixteen again...
crazy isn't Sharps....

It was an amazing age it...we took great skin, a hard flat tummy and t-ts to die for all for granted.....but I probably wouldn't want to go back....I don't have the energy to grow up again....lol

Lucky to have come this far,
Julia

  


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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 15:56

Oh yes Lucky I had fun last night. In the afternoon, my daughter and I concocted a delicious blueberry dessert to take to a potluck dinner. There were 3 of us Mom's and 4 teenage daughter's...one Mom couldn't make it. One of the Mom's has been dating a fellow for a year now, and a couple of us referred to him last evening as her boyfriend. Over dinner, she commented that it struck her odd about having him referred to as her bf, that in a year no one had put it that way before. So with four 16 yr girls, a hilarious discussion ensued as to how we should refer to him...her lover, significant other, friend with benefits, partner, male acquaintance, friend, this person, my guest...all nixed and bf was settled upon! lol

After dinner, we departed to meet up with another Mom & daughter and we all enjoyed the theatre play "Mama Mia".

We ended the evening with a midnight snack & beverage at Wendy's/Tim Horton's. Lots of laughter was had by all!

My God you should hear what those 16 yr olds talk about! Apparently there is a REALLY HOT guy in the Golf Sports program at their high school. LOL Darn...that would be robbing the cradle wouldn't it! LOL They are such a joy to be around...to be 16 again, and so carefree!



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Posted on Sun, Sep 25, 2005 15:13

Cub
I wish you could come and eat ice cream with me .....lol...
You are so funny!
I kind of wish I could find a really rich guy...so I could fly us all together for fun!

I did get to have some fun last night.
Boy, did I need some fun.

My ex husband called at about 9 pm on sat night and we went out to a little tiny hole in the wall place....(cool--no smoke)
Anyway we shot patron, limes and salt...got very silly and danced away to the kareoke dreams of small town life.....very sureal....and nice to remember that despite the pain of divorce...he was still a friend.

Love to all lucky!

Anyone else have any fun last night?

  


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Posted on Sat, Sep 24, 2005 13:38

Cubby
wow....I love it when you talk that way...so strong...soooo determined.....
gosh...I hope it is not a quickie like Bill.....remember...I always knew you were a best kept secret....It is wonderful to see you bloom...


Love lucky...

  


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Posted on Sat, Sep 24, 2005 11:49

Thanks Sharp!!!!


See THE FUN IS BACK!

  


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Posted on Sat, Sep 24, 2005 09:45


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Were those some arse hairs stuck to that whip I saw?

My Cubbie..You look different in the circle with spears whizzing by you're head. LOL

Note to self: Say the word quickie then run for the hills.

  


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Posted on Sat, Sep 24, 2005 09:04

Were those some arse hairs stuck to that whip I saw?

My Cubbie..You look different in the circle with spears whizzing by you're head. LOL

Note to self: Say the word quickie then run for the hills.



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Posted on Fri, Sep 23, 2005 17:07


Cub39 write:

sharp1 write:
it's a handful! What did my karate teacher tell me to do with that handful? Hmmmm...I believe the technique was "GRAB, SQUEEZE & TWIST!" ... after 25 yrs I still haven't forgotten or lost my touch ... works everytime!!! Hahaha!!! Laughing



gasping... Uncle. UNCLE!!!!
ok I quit. I luv you Canadian girls. You are warm, sweet, intelligent, and so much more...
ok pant ok I can almost breath again. no more twists, I'll be nice.



Okay! I'll release you! lol Just behave yourself, so I never have to practice my self-defence again! lol



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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 22:56


Cub39 write:

weelassy1 write:

sharp1 write:

Cub39 write:

sharp1 write:

Cub39 write:
hmmmm. I thought Arizona was a desert. That's why you're sweating, right?

Yes, THIS is where we should send the frozen Canadians...



Excuse me? What frozen Canadians? Is there an implication here Cubby? LOL Soon you will be shot down in flames when Weelassy and Moonie arrive to read this! lol



A little sensitive aren't we? Just pretend I wasn't talking about you k?

I see you are calling in your henchwomen. poo, I'm not scared of them - they're just ghost posters, it'll take them forever to respond so I have free run. I double-dog dare them to join. They won't do it because I'd run circles around 'em and they know it!


NEWS FLASH ... Weelassy became a preferred member last night! LOL....nanana...try running circles round her...bet you can't do it! lol

Ahhh my lovely Sharpe...you are truly brilliant and speak only the truth because you are extremely intellingent.

As for you CUB I do not recall you ever challenging me to do anything and even if you did I chose and pics my battles carefully...I suggest you do the same because you know I could whip your arse and win....lol...Wait a minute..lol

I know how much you would love for that to occur however my Lad I SUGGEST YOU SHAVE YOUR WEE ARSE FIRST whilst I get my Leather WHIPS out otherwise it will hurt more...lol.....Oh S*hite I forgot you love pain.

So us Henchwomen...LOL.....Perfect name to give us as that name is in reference to a physician Who shared a 1950 Nobel Prize for discoveries concerning the hormones of the adrenal cortex.

We Lassies are truly happy for you to give us this great compliment....



I can't believe you pried open your wallet for this! I was going to give you my very first Glaswegian kiss but your post was far too nice, so I'll save it for later. Stop stroking sharpie's ego, this sugary Canadian lovefest is out of season since you are beginning your chilly autumn today. (twisting arm behind her back) And I'm not shaving my arse for anybody because I might cut myself and something could fall out. (pulling her leg up behind back towards head) Besides they are nice soft hairs and you might like them. So here, try these hormones out for size! (On her back, legs are pushed up toward her ears 1,2,3 pin!)
Whuh? That's all they got in Canada? sigh.


Hahaha! Twisting my arm behind my back? Not likely...the big hulk! Can't hold onto a small agile gal twisting and turning till she's got a grasp of something...it's a handful! What did my karate teacher tell me to do with that handful? Hmmmm...I believe the technique was "GRAB, SQUEEZE & TWIST!" ... after 25 yrs I still haven't forgotten or lost my touch ... works everytime!!! Hahaha!!! Laughing as she brings Cubby to his knees, sniveling and whimpering in pain how sorry he is! Crying ... Uncle, Uncle Uncle!!!LMAO!!!

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 20:57

Mooooonie oooh Mooooonie....wake up me french Canadian Lass....Get the whips please as they are in order....lol

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 20:56


sharp1 write:

Cub39 write:

sharp1 write:

Cub39 write:
hmmmm. I thought Arizona was a desert. That's why you're sweating, right?

Yes, THIS is where we should send the frozen Canadians...



Excuse me? What frozen Canadians? Is there an implication here Cubby? LOL Soon you will be shot down in flames when Weelassy and Moonie arrive to read this! lol



A little sensitive aren't we? Just pretend I wasn't talking about you k?

I see you are calling in your henchwomen. poo, I'm not scared of them - they're just ghost posters, it'll take them forever to respond so I have free run. I double-dog dare them to join. They won't do it because I'd run circles around 'em and they know it!


NEWS FLASH ... Weelassy became a preferred member last night! LOL....nanana...try running circles round her...bet you can't do it! lol

Ahhh my lovely Sharpe...you are truly brilliant and speak only the truth because you are extremely intellingent.

As for you CUB I do not recall you ever challenging me to do anything and even if you did I chose and pics my battles carefully...I suggest you do the same because you know I could whip your arse and win....lol...Wait a minute..lol

I know how much you would love for that to occur however my Lad I SUGGEST YOU SHAVE YOUR WEE ARSE FIRST whilst I get my Leather WHIPS out otherwise it will hurt more...lol.....Oh S*hite I forgot you love pain.

So us Henchwomen...LOL.....Perfect name to give us as that name is in reference to a physician Who shared a 1950 Nobel Prize for discoveries concerning the hormones of the adrenal cortex.

We Lassies are truly happy for you to give us this great compliment....

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 22, 2005 19:59


Cub39 write:

sharp1 write:

Cub39 write:
hmmmm. I thought Arizona was a desert. That's why you're sweating, right?

Yes, THIS is where we should send the frozen Canadians...



Excuse me? What frozen Canadians? Is there an implication here Cubby? LOL Soon you will be shot down in flames when Weelassy and Moonie arrive to read this! lol



A little sensitive aren't we? Just pretend I wasn't talking about you k?

I see you are calling in your henchwomen. poo, I'm not scared of them - they're just ghost posters, it'll take them forever to respond so I have free run. I double-dog dare them to join. They won't do it because I'd run circles around 'em and they know it!


NEWS FLASH ... Weelassy became a preferred member last night! LOL....nanana...try running circles round her...bet you can't do it! lol



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