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Posted on Fri, May 30, 2008 02:10

Funny



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Posted on Fri, May 30, 2008 02:08

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blondeindian write:
sex after forty is wet, hot,sexy, passionate and longlasting, atleast for me, i love it, with the right one, gotta be the right one...

What she said! With the right one, or two, or three...Lol! Just kidding all! I know, dream on, so I will!

lol



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Posted on Wed, Dec 21, 2005 10:15

Zeny write:
At 27, I've learned sooner then later, it's all about fantasy. And how you touch. If your ultimate aim is to turn the person on, rather than yourself, it becomes a turn on. I think I'm rambling lol. WHat I'm trying to say is- be inventive -if you don't think you look "good" guess what? You can dress up in a Freddy Krueger outfit, and have the best sex of your life! Better example- dressing up for a stalker fantasy, with a mask over your face. This is just some fun you can have, if you're worried about apprearences.
Also, trying different things can create that spark. Like tying someone up... and TICKLING them! Believe me, if you just get creative, and start focusing on having fun- you won't be concerned with superficial stuff. If we only have one life- then we need to be having more fun NOW. Not, tommorow, as it may not be there.


Excellent answer. If it's not fun what's the point? Fantasy stimulates the largest sex organ in the body....the brain.



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Posted on Sat, Nov 26, 2005 08:25

blondeindian write:
sex after forty is wet, hot,sexy, passionate and longlasting, atleast for me, i love it, with the right one, gotta be the right one...

What she said! With the right one, or two, or three...Lol! Just kidding all! I know, dream on, so I will!

  


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Posted on Wed, Nov 23, 2005 12:36

sex after forty is wet, hot,sexy, passionate and longlasting, atleast for me, i love it, with the right one, gotta be the right one...



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Posted on Sun, Oct 16, 2005 23:36

IS ANYBODY HERE



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Posted on Tue, Oct 04, 2005 10:39


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I hear from the "youn ones".. :-))) that they are surprised men and women like sex after forty...
don't they know it will snick up on them as well?...
I love and enjoy sex as much as did when younger... I do not have inhibitions or hung-ups... I love pleasuring my partner and absolutely enjoy when they have orgasm!
it turns me on even more...
is it really soooo bad?
:-))))



Sex, sensuality, seduction... it ALL only gets better AND better after 40! I kid you not!

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Posted on Sat, Oct 01, 2005 23:46


scorpio_ice write:

Bonnie88 write:

scorpio_ice write:

Bonnie88 write:

scorpio_ice write:
Sex after forty???? I aim to be doing it waaaaaay after 80!!!!



YOu sure need a list of toyboys..cos by 80 there won't be many guys alive at that age and Viagra has limited effect ..
which reminds me of this dreadful quiz:
HOw do you tell an old man in the dark?
It is not hard.



Can I have your little red book when you've finished with it please?

LMAO that was quite funny lol



Scorpio,
When I am through with my little red book..they will be finished too..not many of them around for takeovers..



LMAO!! Then, can I have lessons???



hmm...never thought that this could be a 2% opportunity too..lol..especially when I could get rid of castoffs and let someone takeover .

Lesson 1- learn from Amanda Redman..enjoy being yourself , we are all sexy but learn what makes us even more...menopausal women discover that and make up for lost time once they throw out their pills, IUDs...:)



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Posted on Sat, Oct 01, 2005 16:22


wwwww123 write:
How do you find a old woman in the dark?

Nobody knows, no one wants to find out.



You don't fool me 5w...THATS why you've been missing from the forums!! You've been trying to find out eh??

  


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Posted on Sat, Oct 01, 2005 16:20


Bonnie88 write:

scorpio_ice write:

Bonnie88 write:

scorpio_ice write:
Sex after forty???? I aim to be doing it waaaaaay after 80!!!!



YOu sure need a list of toyboys..cos by 80 there won't be many guys alive at that age and Viagra has limited effect ..
which reminds me of this dreadful quiz:
HOw do you tell an old man in the dark?
It is not hard.



Can I have your little red book when you've finished with it please?

LMAO that was quite funny lol



Scorpio,
When I am through with my little red book..they will be finished too..not many of them around for takeovers..



LMAO!! Then, can I have lessons???

  


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Posted on Sat, Oct 01, 2005 04:48



Folks who work in nursing homes will tell you . . . as long as the "plumbing" is working, folks will continue to have sex, even in the broom closet.


Hi TGL, well this is something I know a bit about!..in the nursing home where I work we keep the broom cupboard and linen cupboard locked all the time...lol, poor residents!! I've never yet found anyone out of their own room and in someone elses at night when we do room checks, but I do hear from some of the residents that (jack fancies Molly) or (Margaret always wants to sit next to Doug in the dining room)lots of jealousy amongst the women cos we only have 4 men amongst 50 women, most are really too old now and bed ridden to be thinking of any shinanikin but I just had a thought..maybe we could get two hoists working in harmony..oh dear me!!! lol perish the thought..

  


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Posted on Sat, Oct 01, 2005 00:42


wwwww123 write:
How do you find a old woman in the dark?

Nobody knows, no one wants to find out.



they BLOW in the dark
..like any deep dark hole



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Posted on Sat, Oct 01, 2005 00:39


scorpio_ice write:

Bonnie88 write:

scorpio_ice write:
Sex after forty???? I aim to be doing it waaaaaay after 80!!!!



YOu sure need a list of toyboys..cos by 80 there won't be many guys alive at that age and Viagra has limited effect ..
which reminds me of this dreadful quiz:
HOw do you tell an old man in the dark?
It is not hard.



Can I have your little red book when you've finished with it please?

LMAO that was quite funny lol



Scorpio,
When I am through with my little red book..they will be finished too..not many of them around for takeovers..



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Posted on Fri, Sep 30, 2005 21:19

How do you find a old woman in the dark?

Nobody knows, no one wants to find out.

  


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Posted on Fri, Sep 30, 2005 14:02


Bonnie88 write:

scorpio_ice write:
Sex after forty???? I aim to be doing it waaaaaay after 80!!!!



YOu sure need a list of toyboys..cos by 80 there won't be many guys alive at that age and Viagra has limited effect ..
which reminds me of this dreadful quiz:
HOw do you tell an old man in the dark?
It is not hard.



Can I have your little red book when you've finished with it please?

LMAO that was quite funny lol

  


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Posted on Thu, Sep 29, 2005 16:27


scorpio_ice write:
Sex after forty???? I aim to be doing it waaaaaay after 80!!!!



YOu sure need a list of toyboys..cos by 80 there won't be many guys alive at that age and Viagra has limited effect ..
which reminds me of this dreadful quiz:
HOw do you tell an old man in the dark?
It is not hard.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 29, 2005 13:36

That is true. Some people's loose desire when they are in the 30's, even before. Some never quit.



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Posted on Thu, Sep 29, 2005 08:50

Hey, my grandparents were going at it until the day grandpa died. And they were just two mild-mannered married folk, nothing fancy.

Folks who work in nursing homes will tell you . . . as long as the "plumbing" is working, folks will continue to have sex, even in the broom closet.

Some folks who live in retirement communities say to steer clear of the communal hot tub . . . too much "action" going on there - - it's a germ factory, LOL . . . of course, the reputation is enough to keep certain people showing up . . .

Bottom line: You're not gonna stop until your body does, so don't worry about it! Just stay healthy, look good to the best extent possible, and most importantly, MAINTAIN GOOD CHARACTER. Because, by the time you're all wrinkly, your good character is the only thing that's gonna get you laid!(well, cash works with some women, but we don't want to talk about THAT).



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Posted on Thu, Sep 29, 2005 08:13

Brooks Shields is now 40. How did she get from that cute little teenager in Lagoon to a 40 year old in just a few years?

She is singing and dancing in Chicago, on broadway. Not too baad looking for a old 40 year old.

lol



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Posted on Thu, Sep 29, 2005 08:09

No one wants to pay and my union won't let me work for free.

It must be the bad economy, it couldn't possibly be anything to do with me.

lol



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