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  • View author's info Author Posted on Sep 18, 2005 at 12:02 PM


    A friend e-mailed this to me and I thought I would share it with everyone.

    OBEDIENT WIFE
    >>>
    >>>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
    >>>his
    >>>money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
    >>>
    >>>Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you
    >>>to
    >>>take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take
    >>>my
    >>>money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise
    >>>him
    >>>with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the
    >>>money
    >>>in the casket with him.
    >>>
    >>>Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
    >>>sitting
    >>>there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
    >>>finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
    >>>close
    >>>the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
    >>>with her,
    >>>she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
    >>>undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So
    >>>her
    >>>friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
    >>>money
    >>>in
    >>>there with your husband."
    >>>
    >>>The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back
    >>>on my
    >>>word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that
    >>>casket
    >>>with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
    >>>with
    >>>him!!!!?"
    >>>
    >>>"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
    >>>my
    >>>account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend
    >>>it."
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  • View author's info Posted on Sep 04, 2006 at 08:40 AM


    Hi Everyone!

    Ok Billy Bob, I have to agree with you on the ugly on an ape looks, lol. Them hilbilly's sure do add ugly to a new level, LMAO. How about this pic, are you related to her by any chance?
  • View author's info Posted on Jul 09, 2006 at 02:02 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Hey Billy Bob,

    I found that pic while I was out on the internet doing a search, lol. Pretty funny pic huh? Talk to you soon.
  • View author's info Posted on Jul 05, 2006 at 04:03 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Yo Billy Bob,

    How are you doing? Fine I hope, lol. I was looking through some pic's and found this one. Are these brother's yours or any "Kin" to you Billy Bob? One has a watch on, can he actually tell time, lol?

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  • View author's info Posted on Jul 03, 2006 at 09:03 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Ok Miss Katie Sweetie,

    You are probably right about our Arkansas Redneck, lol. How can someone be that way and operate a computer, let alone a keyboard, LMAO.
  • View author's info Posted on Jul 02, 2006 at 01:39 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Thats too funny habibity Gigi. So you went to "Poison Ivy League" schools. Now where did you think that one up from? You are scaring me now lady. I am beginning to think you might just have some redneck in you too, lol. You know the saying- You might be a redneck if, LMAO! Talk to you soon cutie.
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 09:27 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Well, I see you ladies have met ARredneck too, lol. BTW- Katie, Gigi, Beauty, and Sharp, His name is Billy Bob he told me, not Jethro miss Gigi, lol. Now us-ins needs to be nice to our Southern cuzin, lol. Billy Bob is a Southern Ozark Mountain Gentleman, Right Billy Bob, LMAO.

    Hey Billy Bob,

    I see in your pic you have a drink in your hand. Is that White Lightning or something less potent. I hear you can use that shine to remove the paint off the barn before re-painting it, lol. Is that true Billy Bob? And those fancy dud's your wearing look good too, lol.

    Bye Everyone, He-He!
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 29, 2006 at 01:49 AM


    gigi2666 write:
    howdy ar redneck. me no speek so funny. i educated woman who speek four languages jethro....laughing. you sound educated ur self two. i speek arabic and french and spanish and english. i dont speek american like u do....laughing. what do u do in arkansas for fun. aligater resting or tipping cows. how bout riding hogs. show us yer picture two.

    hi beauty. you are funny girl. i need to go get tee shirt with up arrows....laughing.


    Gigi, salaam. You're a good sport. And you have a good sense of humour. I'm glad you don't take this ja-hosh seriously.
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 27, 2006 at 02:23 PM


    ARredneck write:
    howdy gigi woman. yall looks like nice gal. how cums yall speek so funnie. i speak good american. yall shoud tu. yall aint from south er ya. rites me back.


    This is one of the most pathetic attempts I've ever witnessed. This guy is from the Double L Ranch.....I can tell by the two L's branded on his forehead.

    (One L for trying to fool us into thinking he's a real guy, and the other L for doing such a lame job of it.)

    You'd better try harder, Redneck. We tolerate a goofass only if he's really entertaining. Right now, you belong in SweetAimee's Boreville thread.
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 24, 2006 at 08:21 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Well miss Beauty and Gigi,

    Since you are both NY'ers, you probably have seen these types of drivers, lol. We here in Los Angeles have a whole differnt breed, LMAO. Right Gigi!

    California is like a bowl of cereal, full of Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes, lol.
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 20, 2006 at 01:04 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Hey Beauty Sweetie,

    This pic is for you. I thought you would get a kick out of it since you live in NY too, lol. Talk to you soon.

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  • View author's info Posted on Jun 19, 2006 at 10:47 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Well miss Beauty,

    What are friend's for, lol. I have no problems in helping you out, LMAO. Just make sure there is enough room in the pool for me to do a swan dive or the back stroke in it, lol. Check out my friendship poem if you get a chance. I like to think friend's help friend's, lol. Talk to you soon darling.
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 18, 2006 at 01:26 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Well miss Beauty,

    I can lend you a ladder so you don't have to jump the fence, lol. You could get a sliver if it is a wood fence, or scratched up if it is a chain link fence, lol. And youd do not want to snag that cute two piece bikini either sweetie. Talk to you soon.
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 18, 2006 at 01:26 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    Well miss Beauty,

    I can lend you a ladder so you don't have to jump the fence, lol. You could get a sliver if it is a wood fence, or scratched up if it is a chain link fence, lol. And youd do not want to snag that cute two piece bikini either sweetie. Talk to you soon.
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 16, 2006 at 10:58 PM


    Hehehe! BL I remember receiving this joke via email last year. It is a good one. Sharp lady huh? Something I might do! lol
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 16, 2006 at 09:56 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    You are right Beauty "U" Cutie, lol. I was pondering that same thing about how far the topic wondered and laughing about that same thing, still lol too. So , let's wonder some more, He-He! Anyways, how are you doing? Hot enough in NY for you. It was 104 degrees F today in Los Angeles. Time to head for the beach (Malibu)and hit the waves, lol. Talk to you soon sweetie.
  • View author's info Posted on Jun 15, 2006 at 05:44 PM


    Hi Everyone!

    I was looking for a post and ran across this one and just started laughing about all the funny posts on here, I just had to revive this one again for more laughs, still lol. Talk to everyone soon.
  • View author's info Posted on Dec 06, 2005 at 04:19 PM


    That is a great joke... i have heard it before too.... but always makes me smile.

    Just putting my two cents in now... yes there are a few women out there that still think the man should be the head of the house... and i agree with that. I dont want a domineering man... but a Dominant Gentleman that takes pride in his wife and she in return listens and respects him. I was just born in the wrong generation..lol.. my friends call me June Cleaver w/a wild side. And that very wild side only comes out for that one special man....smile.

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  • View author's info Posted on Dec 04, 2005 at 06:37 AM


    weelassy1 write:
    PLEASE Do not bother sharing anymore of your thoughts with me. Remember I walked away when you arrested...lol (DNR) Means do not resuscitate.


    I hope I won't have to call the ambulance to be on stanby for you 2 as you take swipe at each other " joking ", I would figure you are both adult enough to see we all have faults and are always in need to improve in some way than to intimidate one another with character assasination posts. Don't you think so ? Life is short so I hope you will both look at the brighter side of things and realize once again we are human with many weakness.

    BQ
  • View author's info Posted on Nov 27, 2005 at 01:03 AM


    blondeindian write:
    if you hit quote under the comment, it will add it so everyone knows what you are commenting on,wink..




    I hate all thoses damn quote boxes....WINK!
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