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Posted on Sun, Sep 18, 2005 12:02

A friend e-mailed this to me and I thought I would share it with everyone.

OBEDIENT WIFE
>>>
>>>There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of
>>>his
>>>money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.
>>>
>>>Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you
>>>to
>>>take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take
>>>my
>>>money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promise
>>>him
>>>with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the
>>>money
>>>in the casket with him.
>>>
>>>Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
>>>sitting
>>>there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they
>>>finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
>>>close
>>>the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
>>>with her,
>>>she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the
>>>undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So
>>>her
>>>friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that
>>>money
>>>in
>>>there with your husband."
>>>
>>>The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back
>>>on my
>>>word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that
>>>casket
>>>with him." You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket
>>>with
>>>him!!!!?"
>>>
>>>"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into
>>>my
>>>account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend
>>>it."



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Posted on Mon, Sep 04, 2006 08:40

Hi Everyone!

Ok Billy Bob, I have to agree with you on the ugly on an ape looks, lol. Them hilbilly's sure do add ugly to a new level, LMAO. How about this pic, are you related to her by any chance?



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Posted on Sun, Jul 09, 2006 14:02

Hi Everyone!

Hey Billy Bob,

I found that pic while I was out on the internet doing a search, lol. Pretty funny pic huh? Talk to you soon.



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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 16:03

Hi Everyone!

Yo Billy Bob,

How are you doing? Fine I hope, lol. I was looking through some pic's and found this one. Are these brother's yours or any "Kin" to you Billy Bob? One has a watch on, can he actually tell time, lol?

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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 21:03

Hi Everyone!

Ok Miss Katie Sweetie,

You are probably right about our Arkansas Redneck, lol. How can someone be that way and operate a computer, let alone a keyboard, LMAO.



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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 13:39

Hi Everyone!

Thats too funny habibity Gigi. So you went to "Poison Ivy League" schools. Now where did you think that one up from? You are scaring me now lady. I am beginning to think you might just have some redneck in you too, lol. You know the saying- You might be a redneck if, LMAO! Talk to you soon cutie.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 29, 2006 21:27

Hi Everyone!

Well, I see you ladies have met ARredneck too, lol. BTW- Katie, Gigi, Beauty, and Sharp, His name is Billy Bob he told me, not Jethro miss Gigi, lol. Now us-ins needs to be nice to our Southern cuzin, lol. Billy Bob is a Southern Ozark Mountain Gentleman, Right Billy Bob, LMAO.

Hey Billy Bob,

I see in your pic you have a drink in your hand. Is that White Lightning or something less potent. I hear you can use that shine to remove the paint off the barn before re-painting it, lol. Is that true Billy Bob? And those fancy dud's your wearing look good too, lol.

Bye Everyone, He-He!



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Posted on Thu, Jun 29, 2006 01:49

gigi2666 write:
howdy ar redneck. me no speek so funny. i educated woman who speek four languages jethro....laughing. you sound educated ur self two. i speek arabic and french and spanish and english. i dont speek american like u do....laughing. what do u do in arkansas for fun. aligater resting or tipping cows. how bout riding hogs. show us yer picture two.

hi beauty. you are funny girl. i need to go get tee shirt with up arrows....laughing.


Gigi, salaam. You're a good sport. And you have a good sense of humour. I'm glad you don't take this ja-hosh seriously.



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Posted on Tue, Jun 27, 2006 14:23

ARredneck write:
howdy gigi woman. yall looks like nice gal. how cums yall speek so funnie. i speak good american. yall shoud tu. yall aint from south er ya. rites me back.


This is one of the most pathetic attempts I've ever witnessed. This guy is from the Double L Ranch.....I can tell by the two L's branded on his forehead.

(One L for trying to fool us into thinking he's a real guy, and the other L for doing such a lame job of it.)

You'd better try harder, Redneck. We tolerate a goofass only if he's really entertaining. Right now, you belong in SweetAimee's Boreville thread.

  


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Posted on Sat, Jun 24, 2006 20:21

Hi Everyone!

Well miss Beauty and Gigi,

Since you are both NY'ers, you probably have seen these types of drivers, lol. We here in Los Angeles have a whole differnt breed, LMAO. Right Gigi!

California is like a bowl of cereal, full of Fruits, Nuts, and Flakes, lol.



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Posted on Tue, Jun 20, 2006 13:04

Hi Everyone!

Hey Beauty Sweetie,

This pic is for you. I thought you would get a kick out of it since you live in NY too, lol. Talk to you soon.

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Posted on Mon, Jun 19, 2006 22:47

Hi Everyone!

Well miss Beauty,

What are friend's for, lol. I have no problems in helping you out, LMAO. Just make sure there is enough room in the pool for me to do a swan dive or the back stroke in it, lol. Check out my friendship poem if you get a chance. I like to think friend's help friend's, lol. Talk to you soon darling.



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Posted on Sun, Jun 18, 2006 13:26

Hi Everyone!

Well miss Beauty,

I can lend you a ladder so you don't have to jump the fence, lol. You could get a sliver if it is a wood fence, or scratched up if it is a chain link fence, lol. And youd do not want to snag that cute two piece bikini either sweetie. Talk to you soon.



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Posted on Sun, Jun 18, 2006 13:26

Hi Everyone!

Well miss Beauty,

I can lend you a ladder so you don't have to jump the fence, lol. You could get a sliver if it is a wood fence, or scratched up if it is a chain link fence, lol. And youd do not want to snag that cute two piece bikini either sweetie. Talk to you soon.



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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 22:58

Hehehe! BL I remember receiving this joke via email last year. It is a good one. Sharp lady huh? Something I might do! lol



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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 21:56

Hi Everyone!

You are right Beauty "U" Cutie, lol. I was pondering that same thing about how far the topic wondered and laughing about that same thing, still lol too. So , let's wonder some more, He-He! Anyways, how are you doing? Hot enough in NY for you. It was 104 degrees F today in Los Angeles. Time to head for the beach (Malibu)and hit the waves, lol. Talk to you soon sweetie.



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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 17:44

Hi Everyone!

I was looking for a post and ran across this one and just started laughing about all the funny posts on here, I just had to revive this one again for more laughs, still lol. Talk to everyone soon.



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Posted on Tue, Dec 06, 2005 16:19

That is a great joke... i have heard it before too.... but always makes me smile.

Just putting my two cents in now... yes there are a few women out there that still think the man should be the head of the house... and i agree with that. I dont want a domineering man... but a Dominant Gentleman that takes pride in his wife and she in return listens and respects him. I was just born in the wrong generation..lol.. my friends call me June Cleaver w/a wild side. And that very wild side only comes out for that one special man....smile.

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Posted on Sun, Dec 04, 2005 06:37

weelassy1 write:
blondeindian write:

weelassy1 write:

blondeindian write:
BQ write:
BQ write:
im like that,i don't wanna wear the pants around the house, i like the chovey type...i would be a great wife, just no one to marry,lol...atleast not yet....





BlondeIndian,

Give me a break, I just can't believe you are not able to find yourself a man to marry, I think it wouldn't be because of looks or lack of brains as I have read your posts on different threads; probably the issue would lean more on compatibility I would guess ?

On second thought are you giving me a hint ? ha! ha!

BQ


it is hard to sell me, men have told me so many lines, after 435 people viewed my profile on here, you would think, right, but i walk a straight line and if they stop being serious then i say, babye, babye now...

Yeah ! after 435 males checking your profile, I would think you would be out of this site for a lifetime ha! but also you put some restrictions in the profile.

BQ

I put restrictions because I am a small town girl with old fashioned views, and mom taught me manners and was a good example of a wife and mother to 6 kids...I like the way my mom thinks and she gives me good advise on men, so, I did not even put a picture of myself on this site until 4 months ago and them the post jumped 200%, I did not want everyone in naples saying, there is kat, but i got over that, and have met some great guys, that are not ready to commit, and they would with me, but wrong timing, plus i am very picky and i don't go out with someone unless he is my type, why lead someone on or hurt them, i don't do that, so it is like being in the bars, which i am not one of those either, but someone offers you a drink, you should not say yes unless you want to talk to them, that is useing someone, and the chics who except all the drinks men offer,think that, well a free drink, well i am more deep them that and i am not going to change my profile to suit the masses, i am direct as can be, no games, longterm relationship, and alittle about how i am...just still don't get, me, why are men so hard to figure out? Why is marriage such a dirty word, well maybe because of the gold digging beauches out there that ruin it for the acceptional chics still left around, that are pretty and normal looking, i hate the word ugly, women and men are all beautiful in there own way,so i am not giving up on marriage, there is a kewl guy out there like my dad, so im not giving up yet, even if it takes going through a million profile viewers to find him...enough said on that one,lol...


Wow your Mother sounds wonderful. Too bad her great personality and manners did not rub off on you...Such a Shame.

This BloneIndian chick has no manners what so ever. Infact she is volatile and slanderous to other female members including myself.

I will quote one of her statments directed to me

BlondeIndian says

You wish you were a barbie, with a mouth like that, how about, the barbie hoe, you look like one, talk like one, and Im sure you smell like one too, so before you judge people one medical issues, go get your own head examined, you are a shallow, loudmouth, pig, opps, i mean women, no lady for sure, pure, trash...So go crawl your jealous azz under a rock, or under the bridge with the rest of the trolls...I was kidding with the prom queen because she was picking on someone for misspelled words, so go jump off a bridge, or go put on some make-up, barbie, f*uck you tramp...

Now how becoming is that? She tells me To jump off a bridge calls me a hoe and says f*uck you TRAMP....LOL.

Wow you are a sad case. I am so glad you were not one of my patients that arrested last week. Because I would of called it DNR and walked away with a smile


i have a couple more if you want to here them in different languages,lol
stop diagnosing me as something i am not because you are a dr.it is very wrong and not professional and against the law in america, so, hun, you started it on another thread, i was being nice to the author who asked about manic depression, princess here butts in and calls me something else and post it after my posts on the threads i posted on, so i have to defend myself, some how, so i let her have it, she makes fun of spelling errors bruises on a chics legs, all kinds of stuff..so whatever,
JUST STOP...
my daughter is not for you to preach to either, so just shut up, how is that, DO YOU LISTEN OR DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD...
stop, you are icnored from this moment on, babye now..

PLEASE Do not bother sharing anymore of your thoughts with me. Remember I walked away when you arrested...lol (DNR) Means do not resuscitate.


I hope I won't have to call the ambulance to be on stanby for you 2 as you take swipe at each other " joking ", I would figure you are both adult enough to see we all have faults and are always in need to improve in some way than to intimidate one another with character assasination posts. Don't you think so ? Life is short so I hope you will both look at the brighter side of things and realize once again we are human with many weakness.

BQ



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Posted on Sun, Nov 27, 2005 01:03

blondeindian write:
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Tari_nz write:
Clever. The woman's honest even beyond the grave and shrewd enough to have thought beyond the grave.. I'll have to remember that.. lol..




what are you talking about, you lost me on your comments there sweety...anyone else get it, if so explain....


Tari_nz was responding to the joke about the woman doing as her husband requested.

if you hit quote under the comment, it will add it so everyone knows what you are commenting on,wink..




I hate all thoses damn quote boxes....WINK!



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