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Posted on Sat, Sep 17, 2005 14:06

1. When you are sad--I will help you get drunk
and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue--I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile--I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared--I will rag on you about
it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried--I will tell you
horrible stories about how much worse it
could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused--I will use little words.

7. When you are sick--Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall--I will point and laugh at your clumsy a*s.

9. This is my oath.....I pledge it to the end.

Remember.......A good friend will help you
move.....a REALLY good friend will help you
move a body......let me know if you ever need me to
bring a shovel and a bag of lime !



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Posted on Thu, Sep 07, 2006 17:03

Hi Everyone!

Ok lil lady Gigi, You have not seen AR Redneck around here because he got a new toy, A Redneck River Raft, LMAO. Check it out below, lol.

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Posted on Sun, Jul 09, 2006 14:16

Hi Everyone!

Hey Billy Bob and Gigi,

Gigi, I do believe Billy Bob could and would do a better job than George W has done in the White House, lol. He could not do any worse if that is a constallation, LMAO. Billy Bob, run for President next term, He-He! Talk to you two soon.



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Posted on Wed, Jul 05, 2006 16:07

Hi Everyone!

You are funny lil miss Gigi,

I am in agreement with you on Billy Bob doing a better job than George Bush, lol. Great statement Gigi sweetie!!!!! Talk to you soon.



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Posted on Mon, Jul 03, 2006 20:41

Hi Everyone!

I have a new pic to add here, lol. Hey ARredneck is that one of your cousins running the White House, LMAO.

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Posted on Sun, Jul 02, 2006 04:58

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Hi Everyone!

I found this pic of ARredneck and a few of his family/friends having a party in their Hot Tub. Anyone want to join them, lol? Nice Hot Tub Billy Bob!


Redneck Hot Tub

For some odd reason, this pic makes me want to sing, "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire......."

lol

Hey, who believes that's his real pic?



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Posted on Fri, Jun 30, 2006 22:04

Hi Everyone!

I found this pic of ARredneck and a few of his family/friends having a party in their Hot Tub. Anyone want to join them, lol? Nice Hot Tub Billy Bob!


Redneck Hot Tub

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Posted on Thu, Jun 29, 2006 21:34

Hi Everyone!

Hey Miss Beauty and Red Sweeties,

all is closer to ARredneck (Billy Bob) than me, lol. So it would be a "Hop and a Skip" rocks throw for you two. He is closer to both of you than me, the California Hillbilly, lol. So come on down and sit a spell with him, LMAO. Don't get bit by one of his alligator's though, lol. And "WARNING" if he hands you the "Jug", spoon feed it, or it will take your breath away. I hear you have to be bottle fed that shine from a baby to be able to swill it like they do, lol. It can put you face down in the dirt fast, that White Lightning, LMAO.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 26, 2006 02:04

What is the cruise' destination(s)? Sounds like a perfect time for a getaway for me.

RI?! Oh boy, Saving grace, you'll be with sis, so whatever you do, I'm sure it will be fun.



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Posted on Wed, Jun 21, 2006 16:04

beautynbrains4u write:
Nah Red, just thought you might have some coconut cups...LOL!!

No, kids arent with their dad. I wear both hats. Hard sometimes but I put on my big girl pants and pull up my socks and keep a sense of humor!! My daughter is in grad school at John Hopkins and my son a Jr. AT UVM in Burlingotn , VT. My other guy is finding himself, haven't been able to talk him into college. He'd be a good business man, maybe just a late bloomer , I hope...LOL!

I am sure we will have the opportunity to meet one day...

I know exactly how you feel, bnb. With my ex in CA. and me moving back, it was very similar, only I did get summer's off. It surely isn't easy being both mom & dad.

My son is still finding himself too. Although he goes to school part-time....moving sl o leee.
Isn't this funny, he too has a strong mind for business and actually has a proven strength in sales. He came to me last night talking of a plan to move to CO., got to school and mentor with a friend's father who owns several car dealerships. I'd miss him terribly but it would be good for him and plus I'd have a western place to visit. I so miss the west.

Let's just remember: We make opportunities, so let's work something out to meet sometime soon.



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Posted on Mon, Jun 19, 2006 07:46

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Just wanted to drop in and see who's talking lol I have been busy packing for the trip back to Wisconsin....I will be leaving Alaska in August...then I will have a forum called happy trails...


Looks like AK.'s loss will become WI.'s gain, Unsnagged. I am planning on spending much of August in SE WI. Maybe our paths will cross again. One can always hope, can't they?

Izabel in Twin Lakes, WI. the last time we were there

  
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Posted on Mon, Jun 19, 2006 06:23

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sharp1 write:
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Just wanted to drop in and see who's talking lol I have been busy packing for the trip back to Wisconsin....I will be leaving Alaska in August...then I will have a forum called happy trails...


Hey Unsnaggled...you must be excited! Returning to the land of the living! lol Well AK is living too, just very secluded living. One of these days I will take a trip up there. My parents and a few of my friends have done the trip and raved about it. I'll pack my strongest mosquito spray, because I know they grow them BIG there! lol

Sharp It is time, Alaska is beautiful but I sure do miss my family. Jobs come and go and there is nothing like having some kind of family around, will be great traveling though Canada, it is so beautiful...


I'm not sure if I will be out at the lake when you are travelling through Canada, but definitely drive through the Okanogan Valley....Hwy 97, off of Hwy 1...Kamloops to Vernon down to Oysoyoos...absolutely beautiful lake country and you will be passing through during peak fruit season! Email me if you will be in the area and we may be able to hook up! Cheers!



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Posted on Sun, Jun 18, 2006 12:29

sharp1 write:
unsnaggedeagle write:
Just wanted to drop in and see who's talking lol I have been busy packing for the trip back to Wisconsin....I will be leaving Alaska in August...then I will have a forum called happy trails...


Hey Unsnaggled...you must be excited! Returning to the land of the living! lol Well AK is living too, just very secluded living. One of these days I will take a trip up there. My parents and a few of my friends have done the trip and raved about it. I'll pack my strongest mosquito spray, because I know they grow them BIG there! lol

Sharp It is time, Alaska is beautiful but I sure do miss my family. Jobs come and go and there is nothing like having some kind of family around, will be great traveling though Canada, it is so beautiful...



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Posted on Sun, Jun 18, 2006 04:23

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beautynbrains4u write:
Oh I hear you Red, a little R&R is just what I could use right now. I'd run to the ocean side first...nothing better than listening to the sound of waves and seagulls, feeling the sun basking on your face, sand between your toes....

Me too..only I'm afraid a little won't do it. I'm thinking of "retiring" and running off to be a tiki bar waitress where I can have the sound of waves, sun in my face, sand when I choose and surrounded by only happy people. As an every day life style. Or perhaps as Rob suggested in some thread a little R&R and just say yes for a long night. Maybe all the above. Hey, what are you up to over 4th of July?

Sounds like a grand idea RED!! Does the tikki bar waitress wear coconut cups..lol! Family pic for the fourth for me. Hopefully my kids will be back in town too!! So you might be body surfing Huh? LOL!! Hope all is well and ya get that much needed R&R sooner rather than later!!

You're either too funny or psychic...
I actually own a sea shell bathing suit top! I pretty sure I bought two because I would make my sister wear one with me, me being the shy one...I'll have to find it - got to be on the boat somewhere. It's hysterical! They came with a coconut drink cup too.

It's always so good when the kids return, isn't it? Well, good for you. I'm assuming they've been with their father. Have you noticed that your kids go through lots of emotional stuff after returning? I ask because my son did when he was younger. The pull between parents my guess. He was always happy to come home, but I could tell he was sad to leave his dad too.
Maybe it was just harder since his dad remained in CA.

Picnic - perfect time for food fight!

I'd just love to have you come down for a boating weekend sometime. We're just too close to not meet. Course, NYC is great too.



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Posted on Sat, Jun 17, 2006 13:44

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Just wanted to drop in and see who's talking lol I have been busy packing for the trip back to Wisconsin....I will be leaving Alaska in August...then I will have a forum called happy trails...


Hey Unsnaggled...you must be excited! Returning to the land of the living! lol Well AK is living too, just very secluded living. One of these days I will take a trip up there. My parents and a few of my friends have done the trip and raved about it. I'll pack my strongest mosquito spray, because I know they grow them BIG there! lol



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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 22:01

Hi Everyone!

Well miss Bonnie dear,

As for the FWB thing, I am the "Without" friend. I prefer it that way for a reason. When my lady friend's hang with me, they can expect a good, safe time without anything expected at the end of the evening, lol. I'm a toothless tiger in that respect, LMAO! Talk to you soon darling.



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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 14:24

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Oh I hear you Red, a little R&R is just what I could use right now. I'd run to the ocean side first...nothing better than listening to the sound of waves and seagulls, feeling the sun basking on your face, sand between your toes....

Me too..only I'm afraid a little won't do it. I'm thinking of "retiring" and running off to be a tiki bar waitress where I can have the sound of waves, sun in my face, sand when I choose and surrounded by only happy people. As an every day life style. Or perhaps as Rob suggested in some thread a little R&R and just say yes for a long night. Maybe all the above. Hey, what are you up to over 4th of July?



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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 10:50

Just wanted to drop in and see who's talking lol I have been busy packing for the trip back to Wisconsin....I will be leaving Alaska in August...then I will have a forum called happy trails...



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Posted on Fri, Jun 16, 2006 08:08

Alright miss Bonnie dear, So I am MM's version of George? LMAO! No I am an original act, still lol. George is George, Blondie is Blondie. BTW_ I think Blondie is better, I am around here, George is not , lol. And besides, I probably get around the globe much more than George does, RLMAO now. He-He sweetie. Talk to you soon.
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Hi just spotted this comment.
I think George is a doer , but you are alot of talk and probably no do..lol
FWB ..now W is with or without B..so we know which one you are!..lol..YOu are every woman's best friend that much I gather. So you might just win the 'shoulder to cry on ' award from all the female MM gals..great pal..:)



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Posted on Thu, Jun 15, 2006 17:31

Hi Everyone!

Well lil miss Beauty cutie,

Yup, food fights are a blast, lol. I will note here that that food fight I was involved in started with a spoon, but ended up with whole platefulls being tossed around the place. So it added up to a lot of food going in all directions- people, walls, drapes, waiters/waitresses, busboys, on the rug/floor, and even on the ceiling, LMAO. Oh but the memories now, RLMAO. Too bad I did not get any pic's though. I could have probably bribed one of the cops to give me a few shots that they were taking for the record, if I would have thought about it back then instead of now, lol. And as for the Blondie and Maayan pic, thanks dear, but no thanks, lol. How about not a nice couple, just FWB, right Maayan? lol. Talk to you soon sweetie.


Ok Sharp Sweetie,

The clinker, lol. I have come close many of times, lol. Seems that when you offer restitution though, it makes up for what you did or cause in most cases, lol. If not, then being able to run and jump really fast works too, LMAO.

Wow miss Lucky,

It seems like I just saw a baby pic of lil Conner in a bath tub last week Julia. Where has the time gone sweetie? BTW- I might take you up on the Vegas thing? Don't know yet, but will try since it is one hour flight time, or four hour drive time for me. I will let you know, I have your e-mail address darling. Talk to you soon.



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